1 00:01:01,954 --> 00:01:03,954 Subtitle Created By Anysubtitle.com 2 00:01:03,978 --> 00:01:06,661 YEAR 2021 3 00:01:06,877 --> 00:01:10,169 This story started 15 years ago... 4 00:01:10,332 --> 00:01:11,001 YEAR 2005 5 00:01:11,886 --> 00:01:15,393 ...at a time when people relied on TV, radio and the newspapers... 6 00:01:15,704 --> 00:01:20,809 ...to make their dreams come true, not social media or smart phones. 7 00:01:21,865 --> 00:01:22,404 SMT. PHOOLSAKHI MINISTER OF TOURISM 8 00:01:22,596 --> 00:01:28,879 Like many others these two also dreamt of fame, money and comforts... 9 00:01:30,325 --> 00:01:33,846 Oh yes, those very two, Bunty and Babli. 10 00:01:34,336 --> 00:01:36,158 YASH RAJ FILMS PRESENTS 11 00:01:36,703 --> 00:01:38,488 And boy did their dreams come true! 12 00:01:38,720 --> 00:01:43,251 Their names rung out across this country. 13 00:01:46,617 --> 00:01:48,460 They were masters of deception. 14 00:01:49,835 --> 00:01:55,034 They conned in ways no one had ever seen or heard before. 15 00:01:58,710 --> 00:02:02,386 They didn't bother with 'rights' and 'wrongs'. 16 00:02:02,854 --> 00:02:06,053 All they knew was - they were right... and the world was wrong. 17 00:02:06,830 --> 00:02:11,100 Alas... this cat-n-mouse of right and wrong came to an end one day. 18 00:02:12,402 --> 00:02:15,812 They were never really caught "officially"... 19 00:02:16,525 --> 00:02:19,011 people hadn't even seen their calling-card in years. 20 00:02:19,179 --> 00:02:21,185 Or heard about them in the news. 21 00:02:21,901 --> 00:02:26,685 But as they say... "old habits die hard." 22 00:02:29,960 --> 00:02:33,760 A little bird told us... the rascals might be back at it again! 23 00:02:45,157 --> 00:02:47,876 BUNTY AUR BABLI 2 24 00:02:57,024 --> 00:02:59,632 18% of the world's population lives in India. 25 00:03:00,748 --> 00:03:03,739 Every opportunity has a million suitors. 26 00:03:05,417 --> 00:03:10,048 When the competition is this cut-throat, you only have two choices... 27 00:03:10,955 --> 00:03:14,482 ...either stand in line and await your turn, 28 00:03:15,804 --> 00:03:21,118 or you take a leap and jump straight to the front of the line. 29 00:03:31,467 --> 00:03:37,085 Sanju, quit standing there like a statue and get me a beer... chilled! 30 00:03:37,735 --> 00:03:40,806 My name's not Sanju. 31 00:03:41,797 --> 00:03:43,167 My name is... 32 00:03:44,098 --> 00:03:45,736 Kunal Singh. 33 00:03:47,788 --> 00:03:49,806 I gave 4 years to finish computer engineering... 34 00:03:50,021 --> 00:03:52,080 ...from a dusty college in a sleepy town... 35 00:03:52,447 --> 00:03:56,301 ...and then 3 more to sitting at home, waiting for a job. 36 00:03:58,241 --> 00:04:00,787 My parents think I work in IT in the swanky city of Gurgaon... 37 00:04:01,022 --> 00:04:02,659 ...as was their dream. 38 00:04:03,248 --> 00:04:06,412 What I really do is organise these drunken soirees for creepy... 39 00:04:06,911 --> 00:04:08,826 ...old Delhi Businessmen. 40 00:04:09,747 --> 00:04:12,539 But after today... it's all gonna change. 41 00:04:14,349 --> 00:04:19,330 The love of my life and my future wife is about to enter... 42 00:04:20,446 --> 00:04:22,078 SONIA RAWAT 43 00:04:22,434 --> 00:04:25,562 She was the only beautiful thing about those 4 years of college. 44 00:04:26,692 --> 00:04:29,059 Our love wasn't exactly at first sight. 45 00:04:29,305 --> 00:04:32,859 But boy, what a sight she was, anyone could fall for her. 46 00:04:36,005 --> 00:04:36,923 Ready sir. 47 00:04:37,250 --> 00:04:38,904 Take it away Doll! 48 00:04:42,009 --> 00:04:46,089 'Tanatan Travel & Events' present - Virgin Republic! 49 00:04:46,334 --> 00:04:49,088 Party destination of the 21st century. 50 00:04:49,508 --> 00:04:51,250 Where anything goes! 51 00:04:51,486 --> 00:04:52,540 What godforsaken place is this? 52 00:04:52,964 --> 00:04:57,261 I thought you were going to give us a taste of Bangkok or Pattaya?! 53 00:04:57,490 --> 00:05:00,927 Sir even Bangkok and Pattaya must've seemed godforsaken to you... 54 00:05:01,103 --> 00:05:03,892 ...before someone told you about the angels from there, no?! 55 00:05:04,219 --> 00:05:05,049 Damn right! 56 00:05:05,406 --> 00:05:09,335 Anyway, Virgin Island is a tiny liberal island country, 57 00:05:09,630 --> 00:05:12,857 where the male-female ratio is so skewed... 58 00:05:13,091 --> 00:05:16,894 ...that there's 3 girls for every man. 59 00:05:17,524 --> 00:05:21,338 And they're so pretty they could give Katrina a run for her money! 60 00:05:22,187 --> 00:05:25,068 All of this...for only 500,000 rupees. 61 00:05:25,439 --> 00:05:28,100 Payment in cash to ensure full secrecy... 62 00:05:28,273 --> 00:05:30,067 ...because we live to serve the customer sir! 63 00:05:30,314 --> 00:05:30,977 Oh no, no, no! 64 00:05:31,692 --> 00:05:32,604 It's too risky man! 65 00:05:32,857 --> 00:05:35,597 What if my nosy wife smells it on me, and finds out what I've been up to! 66 00:05:35,746 --> 00:05:37,940 Oh, c'mon, Mr. Chaddha sir... 67 00:05:38,492 --> 00:05:41,634 You've been Singing in the Rain with these ladies for so long... 68 00:05:43,111 --> 00:05:44,496 ...has she ever smelt it on you?! 69 00:05:44,766 --> 00:05:46,964 Rascal, you know us so well. 70 00:05:47,859 --> 00:05:50,843 Mr. Chaddha sir... 71 00:05:51,156 --> 00:05:52,882 I just have one humble request... 72 00:05:53,563 --> 00:05:57,978 The air hostesses on the Virgin Republic chartered flight... 73 00:05:58,629 --> 00:06:00,471 ...are a bit skimpily clad. 74 00:06:01,989 --> 00:06:04,527 Promise me you guys will at least keep it in your pants... 75 00:06:04,719 --> 00:06:07,334 ...till the flight touches down on the Virgin runway! 76 00:06:08,544 --> 00:06:09,870 Listen Sanju... 77 00:06:10,641 --> 00:06:12,720 I'm sold - Virgins, here we come! 78 00:06:15,276 --> 00:06:16,077 TANATAN TRAVELS 79 00:06:26,907 --> 00:06:29,100 A complimentary gift hamper from Tanatan Travels. 80 00:06:29,322 --> 00:06:30,204 Can I open it? 81 00:06:30,411 --> 00:06:32,739 Oh no, no sir! You open it over there... It's a surprise. 82 00:06:33,013 --> 00:06:35,362 Oh! For the virgins?! 83 00:06:36,205 --> 00:06:37,398 Take it! Take it! 84 00:06:52,093 --> 00:06:53,822 NEW DELHI INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT 85 00:06:55,307 --> 00:06:58,228 Er... Abhishek, how's it going? 86 00:06:58,408 --> 00:07:00,353 Good evening, sir. Welcome to virgin virgo charter. 87 00:07:00,621 --> 00:07:01,824 Thank you for choosing our flight. 88 00:07:02,015 --> 00:07:03,486 Thank you, passport. 89 00:07:03,709 --> 00:07:04,973 Here are our passports! 90 00:07:05,190 --> 00:07:08,307 Hand us our boarding passes and point us to the VIP gate! 91 00:07:10,619 --> 00:07:11,512 What's up? 92 00:07:12,261 --> 00:07:13,373 Sir please come with me! 93 00:07:14,344 --> 00:07:16,806 Sanju's a genius... Look at this VIP treatment! 94 00:07:22,528 --> 00:07:23,442 What's this? 95 00:07:23,633 --> 00:07:24,268 Um.. sir... 96 00:07:24,427 --> 00:07:25,997 Who were you going to arrest gentlemen? 97 00:07:27,695 --> 00:07:29,458 'Be Naughty'? 98 00:07:29,793 --> 00:07:30,667 Why? 99 00:07:31,015 --> 00:07:32,874 You having trouble sleeping at night? 100 00:07:35,207 --> 00:07:36,442 Papaya flavour?! 101 00:07:36,681 --> 00:07:39,749 I'd heard of banana & peach, but... Papaya? 102 00:07:40,068 --> 00:07:42,704 What has Sanju gotten us into?! 103 00:07:43,065 --> 00:07:45,361 - Mr. Chaddha, do something! - Quiet! Lemme talk to him. 104 00:07:45,757 --> 00:07:48,705 You can check our visas and tickets. 105 00:07:48,870 --> 00:07:50,796 In fact, we've booked the VIP package. 106 00:07:51,141 --> 00:07:52,846 - Isn't it guys? - That's right! Ya! 107 00:07:53,003 --> 00:07:54,744 My dear horny toads... 108 00:07:55,015 --> 00:07:58,148 ...there's no country by the name of Virgin Republic! 109 00:07:59,960 --> 00:08:02,570 Your tickets and visas are fake! 110 00:08:02,950 --> 00:08:03,908 We've been duped! 111 00:08:04,127 --> 00:08:05,345 Yo Inspector Ashok Kumar. 112 00:08:05,556 --> 00:08:06,287 Yes sir! 113 00:08:06,460 --> 00:08:08,058 Take them away... 114 00:08:08,388 --> 00:08:10,820 ...and make sure they get "our" VIP package, ya? 115 00:08:11,142 --> 00:08:13,504 Sanju, you rascal!!! 116 00:08:18,104 --> 00:08:23,281 As we take this giant leap, I was reminded of my father's words... 117 00:08:23,744 --> 00:08:29,831 "You need two things to get ahead in life - Honesty and a lack of greed." 118 00:08:30,582 --> 00:08:35,211 But I believe screwing over the dishonest... 119 00:08:35,562 --> 00:08:37,719 ...is the highest form of honesty. 120 00:08:38,727 --> 00:08:44,453 And you have to prey on the greedy because it's bound to turn them blind. 121 00:08:44,905 --> 00:08:48,634 And the blind will follow you blindly into any direction... to any end! 122 00:08:49,106 --> 00:08:52,721 Now that we were reborn as thugs... we also needed a cool gangster name. 123 00:08:53,114 --> 00:08:55,292 So without trying to get too creative, 124 00:08:55,520 --> 00:08:57,095 we started a franchise of the only two thugs... 125 00:08:57,284 --> 00:08:59,238 ...who had neither been caught before... 126 00:08:59,469 --> 00:09:01,883 ...nor been seen anyone. 127 00:09:02,220 --> 00:09:04,449 "Bunty and Babli" 128 00:09:07,828 --> 00:09:11,376 PHURSATGUNJ, UP 129 00:09:11,895 --> 00:09:16,688 I fall to restless pieces, don't look at me that way. 130 00:09:17,101 --> 00:09:21,663 A town full of men in ruin surrenders to what I say. 131 00:09:21,922 --> 00:09:23,096 BACHHI MISHRA TONSURE CELEBRATION 132 00:09:23,284 --> 00:09:27,380 I stretch with desire, I take my bow. 133 00:09:28,418 --> 00:09:32,471 I stretch with desire, I take my bow. 134 00:09:32,859 --> 00:09:34,459 Night eyes... 135 00:09:35,511 --> 00:09:38,931 Night eyes...your night eyes... 136 00:09:39,325 --> 00:09:42,394 Careful bro! You'll ruin Rakesh's Blazer! 137 00:09:43,215 --> 00:09:45,307 Night eyes... 138 00:09:51,253 --> 00:09:52,997 RAKESH TRIVEDI 139 00:09:57,481 --> 00:09:58,823 How do I look? 140 00:09:59,256 --> 00:10:02,862 Looks good, but it's a wee bit tight. 141 00:10:03,798 --> 00:10:07,005 Of course it is! It's what I wore at my wedding! 142 00:10:09,866 --> 00:10:14,657 Sengar, man... stop staring! It's just me... 143 00:10:15,023 --> 00:10:17,331 Not Mandakini bathing under a waterfall! 144 00:10:17,582 --> 00:10:19,045 Make me a drink man! 145 00:10:19,583 --> 00:10:20,566 Ready-already! 146 00:10:21,041 --> 00:10:22,868 At your service bro! 147 00:10:29,464 --> 00:10:31,409 One's not enough. Encore! 148 00:10:31,685 --> 00:10:34,251 I'm a little performance anxious man! 149 00:10:34,847 --> 00:10:36,640 What a stage-shattering performance by... 150 00:10:36,865 --> 00:10:39,787 Mishra's aunty's neighbour's sister-in-law's niece - Rinku! 151 00:10:40,056 --> 00:10:42,672 A big round of applause for Rinku! 152 00:10:43,184 --> 00:10:45,984 You're a star my child. Run along. 153 00:10:46,751 --> 00:10:52,000 And now... the last, most dazzling performance of the evening. 154 00:10:52,331 --> 00:10:54,758 Please welcome on stage... the pride... 155 00:10:55,015 --> 00:10:59,802 ...the couple blue-eyed of B block, Railway colony... 156 00:11:00,171 --> 00:11:03,393 Brother Rakesh... and Sister Vimmi! 157 00:11:04,771 --> 00:11:06,279 A huge round of applause... 158 00:11:24,672 --> 00:11:29,517 Move that million dollar waist... make it go so low! 159 00:11:29,682 --> 00:11:30,533 Dhik chik dhik chik... 160 00:11:30,888 --> 00:11:31,827 Smashing! 161 00:11:32,047 --> 00:11:32,951 Dhik chik dhik chik... 162 00:11:34,120 --> 00:11:38,631 Burn up the dance floor girl... let's take it nice and slow. 163 00:11:39,031 --> 00:11:40,172 Dhik chik dhik chik... 164 00:11:40,486 --> 00:11:41,356 Fire and Ice! 165 00:11:41,553 --> 00:11:42,474 Dhik chik dhik chik... 166 00:11:42,935 --> 00:11:47,472 Make it worth my while 167 00:11:47,769 --> 00:11:52,041 I spent a bomb on the DJ... just give me a smile. 168 00:11:52,918 --> 00:11:57,549 Drop a hint or two... or a kiss at me, could you blow? 169 00:11:57,918 --> 00:11:59,115 Dhik chik dhik chik... 170 00:12:00,268 --> 00:12:01,397 Dhik chik dhik chik... 171 00:12:02,594 --> 00:12:03,843 Dhik chik dhik chik... 172 00:12:04,944 --> 00:12:05,844 Dhik chik dhik chik... 173 00:12:15,052 --> 00:12:16,544 Long live, Sister Vimmi!! 174 00:12:26,135 --> 00:12:30,403 Love, you're this close to being a 'has been'. 175 00:12:31,116 --> 00:12:35,033 Stop boogeying like you're seventeen. 176 00:12:35,601 --> 00:12:39,402 You aint the only one watching my waist. 177 00:12:40,527 --> 00:12:44,082 Stop trying to make a scene! 178 00:12:44,784 --> 00:12:46,737 Look at all of them talk... 179 00:12:46,998 --> 00:12:48,836 You've made such a mess... 180 00:12:49,092 --> 00:12:52,832 We're gonna be the laughing stock. 181 00:12:54,081 --> 00:12:58,909 I'mma pay for lettin you dance... blow by blow 182 00:12:59,135 --> 00:13:00,148 Dhik chik dhik chik... 183 00:13:01,453 --> 00:13:02,506 Dhik chik dhik chik... 184 00:13:03,455 --> 00:13:05,654 I ain't movin my waist or nothin... 185 00:13:06,047 --> 00:13:06,813 Way to go Mummy! 186 00:13:07,074 --> 00:13:08,279 I ain't takin nothin slow! 187 00:13:08,540 --> 00:13:09,632 Dhik chik dhik chik... 188 00:13:10,839 --> 00:13:11,943 Dhik chik dhik chik... 189 00:13:12,912 --> 00:13:17,122 You ain't worth a single smile 190 00:13:17,389 --> 00:13:21,614 Who asked you to spend a bomb on all this style?! 191 00:13:22,284 --> 00:13:27,120 No hints, no kisses... only my shoe at you could I throw! 192 00:13:27,363 --> 00:13:28,632 Dhik chik dhik chik... 193 00:13:29,663 --> 00:13:30,813 Dhik chik dhik chik... 194 00:13:32,014 --> 00:13:33,225 Dhik chik dhik chik... 195 00:13:34,372 --> 00:13:35,679 Dhik chik dhik chik... 196 00:13:36,740 --> 00:13:37,960 Dhik chik dhik chik... 197 00:13:39,075 --> 00:13:40,295 Dhik chik dhik chik... 198 00:13:41,166 --> 00:13:44,275 Brother has a tummy the size of rick... But sister is still dhik chik dhik chik! 199 00:13:48,123 --> 00:13:49,129 Dhik chik dhik chik... 200 00:13:50,242 --> 00:13:51,367 Dhik chik dhik chik... 201 00:13:52,392 --> 00:13:53,573 Dhik chik dhik chik... 202 00:13:54,446 --> 00:13:55,535 Dhik chik dhik chik... 203 00:13:57,508 --> 00:13:59,846 You spilled your drink on my wedding suit! 204 00:14:00,145 --> 00:14:02,897 Bro, throw in a couple more slaps... he's wet me too! 205 00:14:03,591 --> 00:14:04,970 Bro... it's sis! 206 00:14:08,128 --> 00:14:08,641 VIMMI TRIVEDI 207 00:14:08,825 --> 00:14:11,470 Dhik Chik...Dhik Chik, all ruined! 208 00:14:13,694 --> 00:14:14,956 Vimmi! 209 00:14:15,338 --> 00:14:17,127 Mom, I need Ranveer Singh hairdo. 210 00:14:17,327 --> 00:14:20,839 Zip it and finish your eggs or I'll give you Anupam Kher hairdo. 211 00:14:21,029 --> 00:14:22,891 Vimmi, put the dye in my hair... I'm getting late! 212 00:14:23,141 --> 00:14:26,413 This man is going to be the end of me! 213 00:14:26,714 --> 00:14:27,695 Mummy! 214 00:14:29,335 --> 00:14:30,778 You're so cute when you're angry! 215 00:14:32,404 --> 00:14:35,344 My little piggy... I've spoilt you. 216 00:14:37,411 --> 00:14:38,369 Vimmi!!... 217 00:14:48,920 --> 00:14:50,225 Sorry about last night. 218 00:14:50,668 --> 00:14:51,601 Sorry?! 219 00:14:52,142 --> 00:14:54,334 Why the hell do you drink when you can't handle it? 220 00:14:54,736 --> 00:14:56,896 You know I've only ever wanted two things in my life... 221 00:14:57,085 --> 00:14:58,654 ...to win Miss India and to dance. 222 00:14:58,882 --> 00:15:01,396 Four months I practiced for this performance. 223 00:15:01,616 --> 00:15:04,342 I got blisters in my hands trying to stitch that Sabyasachi knock off gown. 224 00:15:04,573 --> 00:15:06,386 Everybody loved my look... 225 00:15:06,762 --> 00:15:09,677 ...and praised it, but you shat all over it! 226 00:15:10,090 --> 00:15:11,909 Took you just 2 drinks to turn into Mr. Make-a-scene! 227 00:15:12,105 --> 00:15:14,416 You think I didn't put in effort for last night? 228 00:15:14,987 --> 00:15:17,935 That buffoon got drunk and puked all over my new suit... 229 00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:19,272 I couldn't control myself. 230 00:15:19,511 --> 00:15:23,212 - I'd barely got past the opening verse. - That's why I am saying SORRY! 231 00:15:24,123 --> 00:15:26,092 The zonal manager's coming in for an inspection. 232 00:15:26,468 --> 00:15:28,645 Dye my hair... I can't be late. 233 00:15:30,805 --> 00:15:33,842 And be a little thorough love... 234 00:15:34,496 --> 00:15:37,017 Don't miss a spot, okay? 235 00:15:37,870 --> 00:15:39,062 Spot. 236 00:15:40,938 --> 00:15:41,855 There goes all of it... 237 00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:45,988 Now you make sure you don't miss a spot! 238 00:15:57,969 --> 00:15:58,799 Cops? 239 00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:05,186 Hey, I didn't whack that buffoon too hard, did I? 240 00:16:05,413 --> 00:16:06,538 Hardly. 241 00:16:11,266 --> 00:16:15,432 Your son's all grown up now, eh? Hello kids! 242 00:16:15,881 --> 00:16:17,058 Hello uncle. 243 00:16:17,847 --> 00:16:21,414 Mr. Bunty, where have you been all these years?! 244 00:16:21,677 --> 00:16:24,036 And where's our Mrs. Babli? 245 00:16:24,361 --> 00:16:26,517 Hope all is well and swell? 246 00:16:39,998 --> 00:16:44,060 Rakesh... you know I get sunburnt easily! I'll get rashes. 247 00:16:44,751 --> 00:16:46,563 Hey, just tells us what you want from us? 248 00:16:46,878 --> 00:16:48,924 Why have you tied us to a chair in this sweltering heat? 249 00:16:49,275 --> 00:16:50,920 My baby is alone at home. 250 00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:53,029 Mrs. Babli, he's coming all the way from Lucknow. 251 00:16:53,253 --> 00:16:53,702 Who? 252 00:16:53,966 --> 00:16:54,998 He'll tell you once he's here. 253 00:16:55,165 --> 00:16:56,523 "He" Who? 254 00:16:58,153 --> 00:16:59,418 Is it Inspector Dashrath Singh? 255 00:16:59,659 --> 00:17:02,426 Dashrath Singh has long since retired. 256 00:17:02,702 --> 00:17:04,437 You'll see for yourself. 257 00:17:07,946 --> 00:17:09,474 Man, there's a train approaching! 258 00:17:09,835 --> 00:17:11,612 Get us off this track! 259 00:17:11,817 --> 00:17:13,601 Who's gonna take care of the house, if I'm wounded? 260 00:17:13,790 --> 00:17:16,597 I've left the washing machine on and the veggies on the stove. 261 00:17:16,792 --> 00:17:19,176 My little boy will pass out if doesn't get his meal on time! 262 00:17:19,373 --> 00:17:20,792 Will you say something Rakesh?! 263 00:17:20,952 --> 00:17:23,612 I will, if you ever let me get a word in! 264 00:17:23,922 --> 00:17:26,363 Bro... why are you guys hell bent on... 265 00:17:26,535 --> 00:17:28,891 ...turning this family drama into an action film?! 266 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:34,005 The train's almost here Rakesh! Pappu... 267 00:18:04,283 --> 00:18:06,827 He'd announced he'll come for them on the same train... 268 00:18:07,046 --> 00:18:08,882 ...Dashrath sir had let them off in. 269 00:18:09,251 --> 00:18:12,005 And now he's arrived on a bloody survey cart. 270 00:18:21,004 --> 00:18:21,546 Sir... 271 00:18:24,788 --> 00:18:26,189 Are we there? 272 00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:30,879 Gupta, this is blasphemy! 273 00:18:31,321 --> 00:18:34,413 Untie them... they're celebrities man! 274 00:18:34,702 --> 00:18:35,914 Of course, sir. 275 00:18:38,481 --> 00:18:40,456 Myself Jatayu Singh. 276 00:18:42,083 --> 00:18:47,126 I feel blessed to be in your company yet again! 277 00:18:47,519 --> 00:18:49,733 Yet again? When did we meet before? 278 00:18:49,929 --> 00:18:54,961 Dude, I was part of Dashrath sir's troop... more of a backbencher. 279 00:19:00,313 --> 00:19:01,896 Strange are the wheels of destiny... 280 00:19:02,053 --> 00:19:05,026 The backbencher is now in front and those in front stand sidelined! 281 00:19:05,286 --> 00:19:06,268 Isn't Mr. Gupta? 282 00:19:08,229 --> 00:19:12,152 I'm your biggest fan! 283 00:19:12,663 --> 00:19:15,747 This morning we received a nation-wide red alert... 284 00:19:16,052 --> 00:19:20,368 ...that Bunty and Babli have struck again! 285 00:19:21,647 --> 00:19:24,424 I must say the 'Virgin conjob' was sheer genius! 286 00:19:24,775 --> 00:19:25,965 Virgin con job? 287 00:19:26,255 --> 00:19:29,068 At least last time around... you sold Taj Mahal to a bunch of foreigners... 288 00:19:29,225 --> 00:19:30,189 which is real. 289 00:19:30,425 --> 00:19:33,986 But this time you sold a country to your own countrymen... 290 00:19:34,210 --> 00:19:35,566 ...that doesn't even exist! 291 00:19:35,910 --> 00:19:40,798 That's some upgrade... Bunty and Babli 2.0! 292 00:19:41,046 --> 00:19:42,651 What nonsense! 293 00:19:43,007 --> 00:19:44,596 We've not sold anything to anyone. 294 00:19:44,783 --> 00:19:46,424 We gave up this line of work a long time back. 295 00:19:46,744 --> 00:19:48,504 - Mr. Gupta. - Yes sir. 296 00:19:48,827 --> 00:19:51,221 Please do the honours. Kindly broadcast it! 297 00:19:51,408 --> 00:19:52,156 Yes. 298 00:19:53,167 --> 00:19:54,710 - Broadcast? - Here we go. 299 00:19:54,948 --> 00:19:59,090 We're about to show you how these two conned... 300 00:19:59,310 --> 00:20:01,899 ...a bunch of Delhi businessmen with the lure of easy sex. 301 00:20:02,242 --> 00:20:06,063 In a made-up country called Virgin Republic where "anything goes". 302 00:20:06,428 --> 00:20:08,311 ...but left them with nothing. 303 00:20:08,621 --> 00:20:13,806 These conmen are none other than the long retired and famous thugs - 304 00:20:14,111 --> 00:20:15,628 Bunty and Babli! 305 00:20:15,887 --> 00:20:17,280 No, no sir, we didn't do this. 306 00:20:17,465 --> 00:20:19,582 Sir this is amateurish. 307 00:20:19,820 --> 00:20:21,611 Any two-bit swindler can pull this off. 308 00:20:21,840 --> 00:20:24,968 Set the mood with the pics of hot girls, 309 00:20:25,164 --> 00:20:28,807 jazz it up with some fancy English and promise low risk-high reward. 310 00:20:29,138 --> 00:20:32,121 Swanky hotel, big cars and cash payments. 311 00:20:32,363 --> 00:20:33,514 No Vimmi? 312 00:20:34,206 --> 00:20:36,368 Impressive Mr. Bunty... 313 00:20:37,151 --> 00:20:40,001 Just because Tendulkar has retired... 314 00:20:40,226 --> 00:20:43,329 ...you think he's forgotten how to hit the ball? 315 00:20:43,598 --> 00:20:47,314 We didn't do this dirty con-job! We're a simple Indian family now. 316 00:20:47,618 --> 00:20:48,814 That's some story! 317 00:20:49,031 --> 00:20:52,502 It's your style, your names and your calling card... 318 00:20:52,816 --> 00:20:56,347 and yet we're supposed to believe that this isn't you?! 319 00:20:56,683 --> 00:20:57,266 Yes. 320 00:20:57,487 --> 00:21:01,864 Our conning days are like hair on a bald head. 321 00:21:02,086 --> 00:21:04,708 Once upon a time. 322 00:21:05,260 --> 00:21:06,720 Well said. 323 00:21:08,814 --> 00:21:09,897 Bravo Rakesh! 324 00:21:10,382 --> 00:21:13,530 Our only highlights these days is either figuring out cooking gas... 325 00:21:13,827 --> 00:21:15,715 ...or playing down Pappu's mischief in school... 326 00:21:15,907 --> 00:21:19,271 ...or finding gray hair on our heads! 327 00:21:20,072 --> 00:21:23,492 We were at the Mr. Mishra's house... for his son's baptism ceremony. 328 00:21:23,866 --> 00:21:26,905 Pappu even put out some photos and videos on that...er... 329 00:21:27,189 --> 00:21:27,718 Facebook! 330 00:21:27,906 --> 00:21:31,282 Ya, he's shared them on Facebook. Feel free to check. 331 00:21:32,280 --> 00:21:35,694 I've been a ticket checker at local train station for years. 332 00:21:35,983 --> 00:21:38,228 They use a biometric scanner every time. 333 00:21:38,541 --> 00:21:40,863 Have to thumb-scan even when I go for a piss. 334 00:21:41,075 --> 00:21:42,740 You can check the record! 335 00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:47,459 Sir, I think they're telling the truth. 336 00:21:47,702 --> 00:21:51,191 I doubt their family duties leaves them time for anything else! 337 00:21:51,429 --> 00:21:52,203 No! 338 00:21:52,628 --> 00:21:56,309 These guys are thoroughbred liars. I'm sure they're messing with us. 339 00:21:56,771 --> 00:21:59,476 Keep them locked for a few days. 340 00:22:00,023 --> 00:22:01,236 Ok sir. 341 00:22:02,713 --> 00:22:07,650 But if they didn't do it, then who could it be? 342 00:22:08,747 --> 00:22:13,190 You need to stop fingering your phone 24 hours a day. 343 00:22:13,371 --> 00:22:14,512 I'm on Tinder dad. 344 00:22:14,670 --> 00:22:16,725 - Namaste Mr. Chaubey. - Namaste! 345 00:22:17,232 --> 00:22:18,286 Who's this chick? 346 00:22:18,528 --> 00:22:19,993 She's... just a friend. 347 00:22:20,192 --> 00:22:22,044 Just a friend my foot! 348 00:22:22,262 --> 00:22:24,885 Stop right there. You can't go ahead. 349 00:22:25,347 --> 00:22:28,388 Hey watch your tone, I'm the mayor of this town. 350 00:22:28,679 --> 00:22:31,796 I mean there's a bunch of VIPs up ahead. It's NO ENTRY! 351 00:22:32,384 --> 00:22:34,521 That equipment. Show me. 352 00:22:34,684 --> 00:22:36,151 Dad, Black Cat Commandos! 353 00:22:36,392 --> 00:22:39,573 Hail Mother India! Long live the revolution! 354 00:22:40,712 --> 00:22:41,498 Who is he? 355 00:22:43,157 --> 00:22:44,383 He's my son. 356 00:22:46,630 --> 00:22:48,496 You tell me who is that! 357 00:22:48,827 --> 00:22:50,983 She is Prime Minister's scientific advisor, 358 00:22:51,303 --> 00:22:54,338 specially appointed to oversee the cleaning of River Ganga! 359 00:22:54,527 --> 00:22:56,777 No, it's very bad. 360 00:22:57,065 --> 00:22:58,446 Let's go Shekhar. 361 00:22:58,627 --> 00:22:59,632 Madam it will be cleaned. 362 00:22:59,818 --> 00:23:00,468 USELESS! 363 00:23:00,746 --> 00:23:01,771 And who's this guy? 364 00:23:01,953 --> 00:23:05,036 Doesn't look like her son... must be her secretary! 365 00:23:05,249 --> 00:23:06,421 You're wasting time. 366 00:23:06,634 --> 00:23:08,704 No ma'am, processing data is taking too much time. 367 00:23:08,940 --> 00:23:10,850 Useless tools... useless people. 368 00:23:11,754 --> 00:23:16,281 Prime Minister's Scientific advisor... 369 00:23:21,042 --> 00:23:22,827 We've to get in on this! 370 00:23:35,962 --> 00:23:37,989 I'm Chutvaa Chaubey! 371 00:23:39,888 --> 00:23:40,870 KL Shekhar. 372 00:23:41,094 --> 00:23:44,657 I know you're from the Prime Minister's office. 373 00:23:45,026 --> 00:23:49,020 We are honoured sir... and so is our town! 374 00:23:49,257 --> 00:23:50,253 Hey! What're you doing? 375 00:23:50,438 --> 00:23:52,364 Please make me meet your madam? 376 00:23:52,841 --> 00:23:55,425 What is this! Stop tickling me... 377 00:23:55,735 --> 00:23:56,938 Don't you like tickles! 378 00:23:57,158 --> 00:23:58,322 Sir, you will get wet! 379 00:23:58,523 --> 00:23:59,563 - What? - Splash back! 380 00:23:59,738 --> 00:24:01,578 I can handle such splashes. 381 00:24:01,755 --> 00:24:02,916 I'm the mayor of this town. 382 00:24:03,140 --> 00:24:05,469 - We need to follow the procedure. - To hell with procedures! 383 00:24:05,658 --> 00:24:07,469 Ok, ok. 384 00:24:10,897 --> 00:24:13,643 Our river Ganga! For lease!? 385 00:24:15,523 --> 00:24:16,433 Meaning? 386 00:24:16,835 --> 00:24:18,808 Meaning anyone can lease the river! 387 00:24:19,106 --> 00:24:20,437 Ganga! 388 00:24:22,309 --> 00:24:23,089 How? 389 00:24:23,416 --> 00:24:25,606 As part of Public-Private partnerships... 390 00:24:26,147 --> 00:24:28,922 ...the government will grant one company in every city... 391 00:24:29,126 --> 00:24:30,451 ...rights to clean the river. 392 00:24:30,998 --> 00:24:34,786 In return, the company can use the river water however it wants... 393 00:24:34,951 --> 00:24:36,919 ...to recover its investments. 394 00:24:37,613 --> 00:24:42,395 Wow... Unbelievable! 395 00:24:43,188 --> 00:24:43,967 Hey Golu! 396 00:24:44,343 --> 00:24:46,392 He's my son - Golu Chaubey! 397 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:49,747 I am public, he is private! 398 00:24:50,025 --> 00:24:52,527 There's your public-private partnership. 399 00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:57,214 It's so simple! 400 00:24:57,540 --> 00:25:01,493 You can give Golu's company the contract for our city... 401 00:25:01,758 --> 00:25:07,255 And we can figure out what you need to make that happen! 402 00:25:07,563 --> 00:25:09,710 It's not that simple Mr. Chaubey. 403 00:25:10,036 --> 00:25:14,189 I'll get this river so bloody clean within 2 days... 404 00:25:14,468 --> 00:25:16,274 ...that you'll be able to see the riverbed! 405 00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:18,374 - Two days? - Two days. 406 00:25:18,552 --> 00:25:21,052 Okay, stop wasting my time like this! 407 00:25:21,222 --> 00:25:23,045 I can't find her online at all. 408 00:25:23,255 --> 00:25:25,405 - What are you saying...? - Zilch! Have a look. 409 00:25:25,585 --> 00:25:26,542 NO RESULTS FOUND 410 00:25:27,132 --> 00:25:28,349 - Golu. - What? 411 00:25:28,646 --> 00:25:33,934 Golu says the internet doesn't seem to recognise you. 412 00:25:34,173 --> 00:25:35,489 - There's nothing. - Zero. 413 00:25:36,051 --> 00:25:36,770 Nil. 414 00:25:42,762 --> 00:25:44,714 - What the hell Shekhar?! - Yes ma'am? 415 00:25:44,949 --> 00:25:47,859 You still haven't added my name to the PMO's website? 416 00:25:48,822 --> 00:25:51,689 Ma'am I had informed the IT department... 417 00:25:51,907 --> 00:25:52,970 And then? 418 00:25:53,372 --> 00:25:54,722 Must've been delayed... 419 00:25:55,065 --> 00:25:57,304 And what about this nonsense?! 420 00:25:57,700 --> 00:25:58,575 Meaning? 421 00:25:58,759 --> 00:26:01,167 Now because of your delay... 422 00:26:01,327 --> 00:26:03,299 ...some random guy is questioning my authority! 423 00:26:03,453 --> 00:26:05,656 I'm not some random guy... I'm the mayor madam! 424 00:26:05,873 --> 00:26:07,025 - Is this okay? - No ma'am. 425 00:26:07,199 --> 00:26:09,319 - Then what to do? - I will just check it. 426 00:26:09,717 --> 00:26:11,794 No need... Forget about it... thank you very much. 427 00:26:12,034 --> 00:26:12,901 This meeting is over! 428 00:26:13,068 --> 00:26:15,772 No no no, give me one minute ma'am. 429 00:26:15,977 --> 00:26:16,364 Yes? 430 00:26:16,604 --> 00:26:17,989 I respect ladies... 431 00:26:18,397 --> 00:26:19,594 Golu, say sorry! 432 00:26:19,775 --> 00:26:21,184 Ma'am, please pardon our blunder. 433 00:26:21,466 --> 00:26:23,446 - Listen Golum... - His name is Golu. 434 00:26:23,766 --> 00:26:24,536 Same thing. 435 00:26:24,834 --> 00:26:26,297 Your internet is a god or what? 436 00:26:26,637 --> 00:26:28,351 If I am not on internet... do I not exist? 437 00:26:28,622 --> 00:26:29,643 Luvju. (Love You) 438 00:26:29,937 --> 00:26:30,958 It's ringing mister. 439 00:26:31,138 --> 00:26:32,668 - What is? - Your phone! 440 00:26:33,004 --> 00:26:34,738 Bloody hell... 441 00:26:35,916 --> 00:26:36,405 Hello! 442 00:26:36,608 --> 00:26:37,498 Where are you mate? 443 00:26:37,662 --> 00:26:38,794 Just grabbing a bite bro. 444 00:26:39,016 --> 00:26:40,844 Why haven't you added madam's name to the website? 445 00:26:41,017 --> 00:26:41,926 Crap! 446 00:26:42,232 --> 00:26:44,162 I forgot to redirect the hotel router! 447 00:26:44,371 --> 00:26:45,721 You'll get us killed! Hurry up! 448 00:26:45,938 --> 00:26:47,002 Give me 30 seconds. 449 00:26:51,076 --> 00:26:54,905 You seem to be quite the internet geek, tell me... 450 00:26:57,549 --> 00:27:00,069 How many followers do you have on social media? 451 00:27:00,403 --> 00:27:00,969 4,000! 452 00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:02,893 4000. What is your neighbour's name? 453 00:27:03,087 --> 00:27:04,498 - Err... I don't know. - Shameless! 454 00:27:04,718 --> 00:27:07,075 How will you know if you're always buried in your phone? 455 00:27:07,647 --> 00:27:08,359 Come on... 456 00:27:08,584 --> 00:27:11,759 What is the first thing you do, when you go on internet... I want to see. 457 00:27:12,189 --> 00:27:13,727 - My battery is low. - Is it? 458 00:27:13,924 --> 00:27:15,433 Lying in front of your father! 459 00:27:16,301 --> 00:27:17,001 Done! 460 00:27:17,632 --> 00:27:19,505 Get a grip on your son... he's out of control. 461 00:27:19,842 --> 00:27:22,217 Mr. Golu Chaubey, check, check. 462 00:27:22,437 --> 00:27:25,275 Madam's name on PMO site under officials name. 463 00:27:27,947 --> 00:27:28,663 See? 464 00:27:29,495 --> 00:27:31,354 There's enough battery for that. 465 00:27:34,179 --> 00:27:34,717 Yes. 466 00:27:39,772 --> 00:27:40,674 It's...there. 467 00:27:41,916 --> 00:27:46,363 It's there? Apologies to her right now... little brat! 468 00:27:47,401 --> 00:27:51,441 Ma'am, we've made a huge mistake. Please forgive me! 469 00:27:52,486 --> 00:27:54,381 Can we start tomorrow please? 470 00:28:06,657 --> 00:28:09,282 Keep going... Get it all done. 471 00:28:09,891 --> 00:28:12,242 It should be sparkling clean. 472 00:28:12,509 --> 00:28:14,817 Squeeze it all out! 473 00:28:15,029 --> 00:28:15,935 Come on, faster! 474 00:28:16,089 --> 00:28:17,436 Photographer! Click me. 475 00:28:17,722 --> 00:28:19,776 Stop pulling over there... this is the spot. 476 00:28:20,109 --> 00:28:23,397 Right there. Ya! 477 00:28:29,202 --> 00:28:29,945 LASH GHAT 478 00:28:38,757 --> 00:28:39,825 KAILASH GHAT 479 00:28:49,999 --> 00:28:51,543 Mr. Priest!!! 480 00:28:53,721 --> 00:28:55,056 No!!! 481 00:28:57,434 --> 00:29:00,994 Long live our holy river! 482 00:29:24,100 --> 00:29:25,288 Sir. 483 00:29:37,172 --> 00:29:39,046 Long live the holy Ganga! 484 00:29:40,513 --> 00:29:41,543 God bless you. 485 00:29:47,688 --> 00:29:48,609 Ganga Lease Agreement 486 00:29:49,188 --> 00:29:55,466 I still can't believe someone's actually leased out the river Ganga to us! 487 00:29:56,047 --> 00:29:57,118 Neither can we! 488 00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:01,690 Golu Mineral Water 489 00:30:02,130 --> 00:30:03,818 [chanting Hindu shlokas] 490 00:30:07,126 --> 00:30:09,004 Are you trying to break it? 491 00:30:11,965 --> 00:30:14,625 How dare you stop me! 492 00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:17,619 I stopped you because we've received a tip that... 493 00:30:17,879 --> 00:30:20,017 ...you're about to sell the Ganga water without permission! 494 00:30:20,206 --> 00:30:21,992 I deal with the Prime Minister's office! 495 00:30:22,181 --> 00:30:24,026 I've leased ganga for the next 5 years. 496 00:30:24,201 --> 00:30:26,709 No one can stop me. I can do whatever I want. 497 00:30:26,988 --> 00:30:27,850 Show him the permit! 498 00:30:28,030 --> 00:30:30,177 Here, read this. It's in English though. 499 00:30:30,412 --> 00:30:32,892 Lemme know if you want me to read it out for you! 500 00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:35,473 Sir, this is from Ms. Malini and Mr. Shekhar. 501 00:30:39,119 --> 00:30:41,349 Mr. Mayor got played by Bunty and Babli! 502 00:30:44,682 --> 00:30:45,540 Bunty. 503 00:30:47,244 --> 00:30:48,050 Babli. 504 00:30:50,779 --> 00:30:53,933 GANGA ON LEASE! BUNTY AND BABLI CON FOR GOOD CAUSE 505 00:31:08,835 --> 00:31:10,897 Love you mate...! 506 00:31:11,459 --> 00:31:14,204 That was a lot of fun guys! You guys killed it! 507 00:31:14,531 --> 00:31:17,236 Couldn't have done it without you. 508 00:31:22,506 --> 00:31:24,563 - Shall we? - We must. 509 00:31:25,291 --> 00:31:26,654 Give us a minute mate. 510 00:31:26,853 --> 00:31:27,838 Of course. 511 00:31:48,921 --> 00:31:50,683 You maybe a Pro, but they're the cons... 512 00:31:50,867 --> 00:31:52,833 Gonna steal your golden chain and locket, 513 00:31:52,964 --> 00:31:54,609 Gonna leave with it in their pocket. 514 00:31:54,775 --> 00:31:56,243 Is it a bird, is it a plane?!? 515 00:31:56,431 --> 00:31:58,010 It's all up for sale! 516 00:31:58,248 --> 00:32:00,614 Game change... Bunty & Babli 517 00:32:00,989 --> 00:32:02,791 A bigger range, but the same name... 518 00:32:02,975 --> 00:32:04,312 Bunty & Babli! 519 00:32:04,537 --> 00:32:06,262 Jatayu is a crook 520 00:32:12,736 --> 00:32:14,078 Hey... who is it? 521 00:32:15,159 --> 00:32:16,461 I'm really sorry! 522 00:32:16,782 --> 00:32:18,344 I was wrong. 523 00:32:19,915 --> 00:32:23,589 There's been another Bunty-Babli scam right here, in our state. 524 00:32:24,359 --> 00:32:26,467 Your state-sponsored vacation ends here. 525 00:32:26,941 --> 00:32:30,743 Hope you enjoyed our hospitality! 526 00:32:31,259 --> 00:32:32,346 Another scam? 527 00:32:33,674 --> 00:32:35,692 Who the hell is stinkin up the joint in our names? 528 00:32:35,856 --> 00:32:37,943 You worry about our own joint! 529 00:32:38,291 --> 00:32:41,363 My baby's home alone since so many days! 530 00:32:41,710 --> 00:32:44,216 God knows how Pappu must be living without us. 531 00:32:44,390 --> 00:32:44,987 Come, let's go! 532 00:32:45,202 --> 00:32:47,105 Baby loves to groove on bass 533 00:32:49,218 --> 00:32:51,075 Baby loves to groove on bass 534 00:32:53,337 --> 00:32:54,920 Baby loves to groove on bass 535 00:32:55,185 --> 00:32:58,690 The dazzling dame has upped her game 536 00:32:59,516 --> 00:33:01,359 Baby loves to groove on bass 537 00:33:01,650 --> 00:33:04,941 The dazzling dame has upped her game 538 00:33:05,712 --> 00:33:07,094 Baby loves to groove on bass 539 00:33:07,299 --> 00:33:08,469 Pappu. 540 00:33:14,355 --> 00:33:15,442 Pappu! 541 00:33:16,865 --> 00:33:18,599 Wait till I get hold of you! 542 00:33:24,688 --> 00:33:26,917 Now I'm sure he's my son. 543 00:33:28,065 --> 00:33:31,948 Sir, this app is a powerful tool... 544 00:33:32,233 --> 00:33:36,185 ...that can empower housewives to turn into entrepreneurs! 545 00:33:37,520 --> 00:33:39,507 This could be interesting... 546 00:33:39,695 --> 00:33:40,466 Nice idea. 547 00:33:40,685 --> 00:33:41,705 But let us come back to her. 548 00:33:42,032 --> 00:33:43,456 - OK sir. Alright. - Thank you. 549 00:33:43,839 --> 00:33:45,135 Thank you so much. 550 00:33:45,467 --> 00:33:47,233 - Thank you. - Thank you, sir. 551 00:33:48,941 --> 00:33:52,283 How was the presentation babe? 552 00:33:53,335 --> 00:33:55,018 Like it always is. 553 00:33:55,299 --> 00:33:58,317 They always find the idea "nice" and "interesting" but can't fund it. 554 00:33:58,700 --> 00:34:00,389 Because I got no experience. 555 00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:03,390 I think I'll have to fund my food app... myself. 556 00:34:03,827 --> 00:34:05,139 We can figure it out together... 557 00:34:05,373 --> 00:34:07,168 ...we'll put our engineering degree to some use. 558 00:34:07,340 --> 00:34:10,497 Listen, I don't want to do a shoddy job of it. 559 00:34:10,973 --> 00:34:13,442 My app's got to have a country-wide roll out... 560 00:34:13,661 --> 00:34:15,928 ...promotions, million dollar funding. 561 00:34:16,188 --> 00:34:18,482 Millions! You get it? It's no joke. 562 00:34:18,748 --> 00:34:19,939 - Now, let's go. - Where? 563 00:34:21,431 --> 00:34:24,753 I know we decided to do this only once or twice... 564 00:34:25,107 --> 00:34:28,068 ...but now I'm wondering... why stop? 565 00:34:28,547 --> 00:34:32,961 In fact, I'm beginning to understand why Honesty just isn't the best policy! 566 00:34:33,139 --> 00:34:34,007 Why? 567 00:34:34,338 --> 00:34:37,387 Because dishonesty is so god-damned easy!!? And so much fun! 568 00:34:37,774 --> 00:34:41,145 Yeah... but if we do this for too long we're bound to end up in jail! 569 00:34:41,450 --> 00:34:45,086 As soon as I have enough money for my app... I'm out. 570 00:34:45,309 --> 00:34:46,598 You can keep doing this alone if you want... 571 00:34:46,809 --> 00:34:50,719 Bunty can't do squat without his Babli! 572 00:34:50,975 --> 00:34:53,584 Our con works because you can plan and I can execute. 573 00:34:53,858 --> 00:34:56,416 Without a plan, what the heck am I going to pull off? 574 00:34:56,824 --> 00:34:58,106 What will I do without you? 575 00:34:58,317 --> 00:34:59,700 How do I know? 576 00:35:13,421 --> 00:35:15,262 Life is funny. 577 00:35:16,476 --> 00:35:19,781 Till a few days back, this used to be our dream. 578 00:35:20,290 --> 00:35:23,742 A 9 to 5 job at a multinational firm, suit and tie. 579 00:35:24,487 --> 00:35:28,389 Thank god none of it came true. 580 00:35:31,626 --> 00:35:34,139 Are you still hung up on it? 581 00:35:34,745 --> 00:35:35,473 Nope. 582 00:35:35,836 --> 00:35:37,061 Hi sir. Hi ma'am. 583 00:35:37,365 --> 00:35:40,525 We are taking signature for child malnutrition and food wastage. 584 00:35:40,856 --> 00:35:43,527 If you like to join the cause it will just take a minute of your time. 585 00:35:44,505 --> 00:35:46,551 - Ya sure why not. - Come with me. 586 00:35:46,783 --> 00:35:47,668 STOP WASTING FOOD. START FEEDING HUNGRY 587 00:35:47,936 --> 00:35:51,416 So we are an NGO called Combat Malnutrition. 588 00:35:52,954 --> 00:35:54,578 THEY NEED FOOD AND WATER 589 00:35:58,731 --> 00:36:00,555 FIGHT FOR A HUNGER-FREE INDIA 590 00:36:04,408 --> 00:36:07,699 Pretending to be the PM's scientific advisors... they robbed the mayor... 591 00:36:07,973 --> 00:36:12,016 promising him to lease out the river ganga. 592 00:36:12,226 --> 00:36:14,430 Today, on Criminals... Bunty and Babli. 593 00:36:14,715 --> 00:36:18,683 Names that are back on everyone's lips. 594 00:36:18,912 --> 00:36:22,592 The police are clueless while the amused public wonders... 595 00:36:22,822 --> 00:36:24,569 ...who's going to be their next target? 596 00:36:24,722 --> 00:36:25,443 Mom! 597 00:36:25,654 --> 00:36:29,838 Oh my baby, I'm so sorry! Are you hurt my Pappu. 598 00:36:31,675 --> 00:36:33,096 Who's here at this hour? 599 00:36:33,639 --> 00:36:34,620 Rinku? 600 00:36:39,399 --> 00:36:43,041 The gravy is delicious Mrs. Babli. 601 00:36:44,775 --> 00:36:46,686 Lemme get to the point. 602 00:36:46,970 --> 00:36:49,370 I don't do stuff myself. 603 00:36:49,808 --> 00:36:51,640 I like getting it done. 604 00:36:52,725 --> 00:36:56,603 Bunty-Babli 2.0 are making my ulcers bleed. 605 00:36:56,980 --> 00:37:02,657 There's a lot of pressure to make an arrest. 606 00:37:03,473 --> 00:37:07,785 Be it those guys... or you two. 607 00:37:09,237 --> 00:37:11,164 Like Dashrath Sir once said... 608 00:37:11,440 --> 00:37:15,277 "The world is made of two kinds of people, 609 00:37:15,609 --> 00:37:20,833 one - those who never break the law and never go to prison. 610 00:37:21,363 --> 00:37:28,228 And two - those who don't break the law, and yet end up in prison!" 611 00:37:29,267 --> 00:37:33,429 And if you two don't want to be the second kind... 612 00:37:33,758 --> 00:37:36,960 ...you must help us nab these two. 613 00:37:37,930 --> 00:37:41,500 After all, you two are veterans of this game. 614 00:37:44,002 --> 00:37:47,319 Sir, we've simple domestic life for ourselves... We have a child. 615 00:37:47,567 --> 00:37:49,571 How can you expect us to leave everything... 616 00:37:49,788 --> 00:37:51,809 ...and starting playing police for you? 617 00:37:53,187 --> 00:37:54,673 You misunderstood... 618 00:37:55,075 --> 00:37:57,964 This isn't a request. It's an order. 619 00:37:59,521 --> 00:38:01,262 Pappu, my child! 620 00:38:03,648 --> 00:38:04,717 Easy does it son. 621 00:38:05,427 --> 00:38:09,977 You gotta work on that soft landing eh, big guy? 622 00:38:10,755 --> 00:38:12,311 Don't jinx my little boy! 623 00:38:13,057 --> 00:38:18,708 Till you finish the job, I can look after Mr. Pappu here. 624 00:38:19,442 --> 00:38:21,926 I'll see you at the police station tomorrow. 625 00:38:22,265 --> 00:38:25,547 I hope I don't have to come back here again. 626 00:38:47,982 --> 00:38:50,156 How'd we get caught up in Jatayu's mess? 627 00:38:50,463 --> 00:38:53,690 It's not child's play, catching these two. 628 00:38:54,355 --> 00:38:56,526 We've been out of the game for years. 629 00:38:56,898 --> 00:38:59,743 The tricks of the trade, the technology, everything has changed in that time. 630 00:39:01,911 --> 00:39:02,768 What's on your mind? 631 00:39:03,543 --> 00:39:08,388 We worked hard to build a brand like "Bunty & Babli"... 632 00:39:09,047 --> 00:39:12,518 ...and now a couple of clowns are destroying it. 633 00:39:12,784 --> 00:39:14,707 And all I do is cook well done eggs... 634 00:39:14,929 --> 00:39:17,673 ...and get pushed around like petty thieves by night. 635 00:39:19,819 --> 00:39:22,139 Boils my blood too, to be honest. 636 00:39:22,505 --> 00:39:25,098 It feels like someone's pissing all over our precious work of art... 637 00:39:25,299 --> 00:39:26,821 ...and we can't do a thing about it! 638 00:39:26,973 --> 00:39:29,825 We should've got a copyright on our brand. 639 00:39:31,765 --> 00:39:33,470 Listen up Rakesh. 640 00:39:34,001 --> 00:39:36,025 You need to take a leave from work. 641 00:39:36,294 --> 00:39:38,517 We are the real Bunty-Babli... not them! 642 00:39:39,179 --> 00:39:42,925 How dare they use our brand... this is war. 643 00:39:43,292 --> 00:39:47,807 I won't rest till we nab them and slap them silly. 644 00:39:48,127 --> 00:39:49,822 Attagirl my desi girl! 645 00:39:50,598 --> 00:39:53,886 Cue the slo-mo... here we go again. 646 00:40:02,570 --> 00:40:03,839 Ladies and gentlemen 647 00:40:05,171 --> 00:40:06,048 Finally 648 00:40:06,643 --> 00:40:10,024 Your favourite DUO is back! 649 00:40:10,801 --> 00:40:14,154 Times have changed so has the regime 650 00:40:14,524 --> 00:40:17,685 Even money isn't worth, what it seems 651 00:40:18,338 --> 00:40:21,701 Look who's back... after all these years... 652 00:40:22,111 --> 00:40:25,111 Thick as thieves, they gonna reappear 653 00:40:25,353 --> 00:40:26,559 The moon might pale, 654 00:40:26,790 --> 00:40:28,532 The sun could lose it's fire 655 00:40:28,693 --> 00:40:32,034 But they ain't gonna never retire... 656 00:40:33,089 --> 00:40:34,774 Bunty and Babli 657 00:40:36,833 --> 00:40:38,397 Bunty and Babli 658 00:40:40,583 --> 00:40:42,118 Bunty and Babli 659 00:40:42,303 --> 00:40:43,808 Bunty and Babli 660 00:40:44,322 --> 00:40:46,093 Hallelujah... they still go it... 661 00:40:46,255 --> 00:40:47,951 Here we go... they're back at it! 662 00:40:48,124 --> 00:40:50,726 Oho... Oho 663 00:40:51,776 --> 00:40:53,298 Bunty and Babli 664 00:40:53,494 --> 00:40:55,236 Bunty and Babli 665 00:40:55,501 --> 00:40:57,324 They still own this town... 666 00:40:57,492 --> 00:40:59,292 They could take anybody down... 667 00:40:59,437 --> 00:41:03,944 Oho... Oho... Oho 668 00:41:07,883 --> 00:41:08,833 It's useless. 669 00:41:09,039 --> 00:41:10,686 There's CCTV everywhere. 670 00:41:10,945 --> 00:41:14,378 If these two are any good, they won't reveal their real faces to anyone. 671 00:41:15,780 --> 00:41:18,564 Looks like there's a new circus in town... 672 00:41:18,756 --> 00:41:20,758 What's this, a midlife crisis or something? 673 00:41:20,951 --> 00:41:24,274 Gupta, how many birds can you kill with one stone? 674 00:41:24,785 --> 00:41:26,253 2... at the most. 675 00:41:26,771 --> 00:41:29,354 I'm gonna kill 4! 676 00:41:29,872 --> 00:41:33,179 According to records, Bunty & Babli have never been arrested... 677 00:41:33,543 --> 00:41:36,865 ...but they will now, along with the two new ones. 678 00:41:37,860 --> 00:41:41,681 Two old and two new... How many birds is that Gupta? 679 00:41:42,143 --> 00:41:43,092 4... sir! 680 00:41:44,612 --> 00:41:47,275 And who then becomes the Commissioner of Police? 681 00:41:47,719 --> 00:41:48,830 You sir. 682 00:41:51,970 --> 00:41:55,094 What a masterstroke! 683 00:41:55,396 --> 00:41:57,337 Bunty babli strike again! 684 00:41:57,600 --> 00:42:00,265 After Ganga con they have done grain con. 685 00:42:00,534 --> 00:42:04,157 They have cleaned off thousand tonnes of grain from government godown. 686 00:42:04,454 --> 00:42:07,230 A 1000 tons of food grains worth millions... 687 00:42:07,502 --> 00:42:10,560 ...with the help of the greedy depot manager! 688 00:42:10,944 --> 00:42:13,838 That's exactly what we wanted to know, thank you. 689 00:42:16,594 --> 00:42:17,464 Sir. 690 00:42:17,876 --> 00:42:20,133 Sir, we have the information. 691 00:42:20,432 --> 00:42:25,566 A transport company just leased out 10 trucks to a fake name. 692 00:42:25,858 --> 00:42:26,801 They're headed to Kanpur. 693 00:42:27,013 --> 00:42:29,271 Kanpur has the largest food grain market! 694 00:42:29,530 --> 00:42:31,602 That's where they'll go to sell the grains. 695 00:42:32,046 --> 00:42:32,620 Correct. 696 00:42:32,810 --> 00:42:38,315 And since the stuff is stolen they will have to deal in cash... buttloads of it! 697 00:42:38,586 --> 00:42:43,455 We just need to find a trader in Kanpur who can buy... 698 00:42:43,635 --> 00:42:45,647 ...and sell such a large quantity of food grains! 699 00:42:45,865 --> 00:42:49,009 Very well, you best leave for Nagpur. 700 00:42:49,296 --> 00:42:50,634 Kanpur, sir. 701 00:42:50,820 --> 00:42:51,827 Ya, ya Kanpur. 702 00:42:52,245 --> 00:42:53,160 - Gupta? - Yes sir. 703 00:42:53,336 --> 00:42:54,748 Accompany them. 704 00:42:55,363 --> 00:42:57,291 Pandey, let's go. 705 00:43:02,620 --> 00:43:07,386 It didn't take us long to find that big trader in Kanpur. 706 00:43:07,736 --> 00:43:09,145 He was Thehrey Singh. 707 00:43:09,535 --> 00:43:10,744 Thehrey Singh? 708 00:43:19,122 --> 00:43:21,077 We want to sell some food grain... 709 00:43:23,242 --> 00:43:24,368 ...stolen. 710 00:43:25,244 --> 00:43:28,049 My sources tell me, you can get us buyers? 711 00:43:29,733 --> 00:43:30,592 How much? 712 00:43:32,580 --> 00:43:33,911 A thousand tonnes. 713 00:43:34,166 --> 00:43:35,153 Babli? 714 00:43:36,929 --> 00:43:37,635 Bunty? 715 00:43:38,404 --> 00:43:42,020 Do I look like Babli must be my name? 716 00:43:42,242 --> 00:43:44,352 You don't look like a Bunty either... 717 00:43:44,575 --> 00:43:48,838 ...but weren't you gonna call and tell me where to meet? 718 00:43:49,042 --> 00:43:51,779 To hell with the phone, how on earth can you think I'm - 719 00:43:51,932 --> 00:43:52,871 Rakesh! 720 00:43:54,418 --> 00:43:55,799 They called him! 721 00:43:56,067 --> 00:43:59,021 They were to tell him where to meet... 722 00:43:59,293 --> 00:44:02,693 "They?" So you're not Bunty-Babli? 723 00:44:03,002 --> 00:44:06,823 No! We're their worst nightmares! 724 00:44:07,282 --> 00:44:07,958 Get it? 725 00:44:08,171 --> 00:44:12,183 And now you'll do exactly what we tell you to do. 726 00:44:12,655 --> 00:44:13,573 And why would that be? 727 00:44:13,803 --> 00:44:15,170 Inspector Gupta? 728 00:44:20,572 --> 00:44:22,554 I must admit... this is a lot of fun. 729 00:44:23,891 --> 00:44:26,704 We still got that chemistry, don't we? 730 00:44:30,120 --> 00:44:32,700 Let's go. Time for action! 731 00:44:36,327 --> 00:44:37,687 Oh okay. 732 00:44:40,729 --> 00:44:41,574 Tomorrow morning. 733 00:44:43,401 --> 00:44:46,302 At the Holi fair on Chamanganj Sqare. 734 00:44:46,500 --> 00:44:48,092 The colours rain 735 00:44:52,933 --> 00:44:56,301 The colours rain on the veiled maiden... 736 00:44:59,529 --> 00:45:02,922 The colours rain on the veiled maiden... 737 00:45:05,886 --> 00:45:09,687 The colours rain on the veiled maiden... 738 00:45:13,842 --> 00:45:15,224 The colours rain 739 00:45:19,093 --> 00:45:22,298 The maiden serves him on a golden platter 740 00:45:26,697 --> 00:45:27,823 Thehrey Singh? 741 00:45:28,690 --> 00:45:31,854 The maiden serves him on a golden platter 742 00:45:33,561 --> 00:45:34,766 Step aside. 743 00:45:36,769 --> 00:45:38,092 Catch them. 744 00:45:39,787 --> 00:45:41,753 Hey, why you grabbing us? 745 00:45:42,146 --> 00:45:43,989 We got 500 rupees to do this! 746 00:45:45,860 --> 00:45:47,328 The colours rain 747 00:45:52,664 --> 00:45:55,001 Stop hitting these guys... it's not them! 748 00:46:00,113 --> 00:46:00,900 Rakesh! 749 00:46:01,739 --> 00:46:02,770 It's Holi. 750 00:46:06,563 --> 00:46:07,514 Hey... stop! 751 00:46:08,289 --> 00:46:09,032 Run. 752 00:46:11,697 --> 00:46:12,293 Run. 753 00:46:13,613 --> 00:46:14,373 Run. 754 00:46:14,638 --> 00:46:15,419 Vimmi! 755 00:46:50,584 --> 00:46:53,341 - Are you crazy?! - Sorry, sorry. 756 00:46:54,190 --> 00:46:54,690 Hey! 757 00:47:01,941 --> 00:47:02,830 Ouch! 758 00:47:36,201 --> 00:47:39,384 I'll break your bones if I fall, I'm telling you! 759 00:47:45,395 --> 00:47:46,534 Happy Holi! 760 00:48:06,991 --> 00:48:08,104 Help, help! 761 00:48:10,665 --> 00:48:11,473 Get lost. 762 00:48:13,147 --> 00:48:16,045 You scoundrel... give it to him! 763 00:48:16,257 --> 00:48:18,352 Ms. Wonder Woman! Eye on the prize! 764 00:48:18,556 --> 00:48:19,598 Okay, okay. 765 00:48:49,948 --> 00:48:53,435 I've got some colours waiting in jail too. 766 00:48:59,211 --> 00:49:01,462 Look carefully... was it them? 767 00:49:05,838 --> 00:49:07,034 Don't know sir! 768 00:49:07,359 --> 00:49:10,679 The guy I spoke to had colour all over their face. 769 00:49:10,957 --> 00:49:11,920 What colour was it? 770 00:49:12,127 --> 00:49:16,011 Sea green... Or was it Navy blue? 771 00:49:16,204 --> 00:49:19,855 One tight slap... and you'll sing like a canary. 772 00:49:20,285 --> 00:49:21,496 Was it them or not? 773 00:49:25,904 --> 00:49:28,614 Sir... actually I had a bit to drink. 774 00:49:29,213 --> 00:49:31,280 I can't remember clearly. 775 00:49:34,265 --> 00:49:37,498 Get lost. Take him. 776 00:49:40,720 --> 00:49:42,187 Get lost. 777 00:49:44,820 --> 00:49:46,818 What were you doing there? 778 00:49:49,013 --> 00:49:50,363 We were just chilling. 779 00:49:50,647 --> 00:49:51,783 Why'd you run? 780 00:50:02,038 --> 00:50:02,830 What's this? 781 00:50:03,705 --> 00:50:04,778 Cannabis sir. 782 00:50:05,123 --> 00:50:05,973 Keep it. 783 00:50:06,679 --> 00:50:09,708 Right in front of us, two boys were attacked by 7-8 guys... 784 00:50:09,931 --> 00:50:12,122 and then someone started running towards us! 785 00:50:12,319 --> 00:50:14,097 We panicked, we thought we did something wrong. 786 00:50:14,300 --> 00:50:15,499 We also started running. 787 00:50:15,749 --> 00:50:17,855 What would you have done if you were in our place. 788 00:50:18,250 --> 00:50:19,128 Pardon? 789 00:50:20,529 --> 00:50:21,740 Say it in Hindi. 790 00:50:23,298 --> 00:50:25,726 Sir... 8-10 of you attacked two boys. 791 00:50:25,896 --> 00:50:27,458 And then some people started running towards us... 792 00:50:27,649 --> 00:50:29,259 ...we got scared and started running as well. 793 00:50:29,445 --> 00:50:31,689 What would you have done if were in our place? 794 00:50:32,145 --> 00:50:34,865 I'll do the questioning, not you. 795 00:50:36,619 --> 00:50:38,496 She's not questioning you sir. 796 00:50:38,744 --> 00:50:41,150 These boys you caught were drunk. 797 00:50:41,416 --> 00:50:43,387 But if she had to question you, she would ask... 798 00:50:43,625 --> 00:50:47,671 ...are you going to arrest us and present us to the judge... 799 00:50:48,048 --> 00:50:51,485 ...because there is no proof... or charge! 800 00:50:51,638 --> 00:50:54,493 Or are you gonna let us go, without any more harassment? 801 00:50:54,819 --> 00:50:59,540 Don't teach me about the law... just because you read a post on Internet! 802 00:50:59,912 --> 00:51:03,166 I don't know about all the laws... but we do know our rights. 803 00:51:03,359 --> 00:51:05,979 Right or wrong... what if I just don't let you guys go? 804 00:51:06,208 --> 00:51:08,778 That's up to you. 805 00:51:11,342 --> 00:51:14,902 In exactly 20 minutes, you'll read a tweet... 806 00:51:15,147 --> 00:51:19,623 ...about how 2 engineering grads were attacked by the police at a fair. 807 00:51:20,961 --> 00:51:23,750 And arrested on fake charges. 808 00:51:23,976 --> 00:51:25,755 About how you detained a woman... 809 00:51:25,948 --> 00:51:28,114 ...without the presence of a single female cop! 810 00:51:28,445 --> 00:51:31,221 The Tweet will tag a number of news channels, 811 00:51:31,579 --> 00:51:36,174 the Director General of Police and the honourable Chief Minister! 812 00:51:38,878 --> 00:51:39,734 What's a tweet? 813 00:51:39,954 --> 00:51:41,156 Twitter sir. 814 00:51:41,569 --> 00:51:43,973 They're a like notorious social media mailmen! 815 00:51:44,231 --> 00:51:46,224 It can make or break governments! 816 00:51:46,536 --> 00:51:49,146 Celebrities, politicians... 817 00:51:49,663 --> 00:51:51,682 ...they're are all using it sir! 818 00:51:52,279 --> 00:51:53,561 Could I lose my job? 819 00:51:53,807 --> 00:51:55,932 You'd surely get demoted sir! 820 00:52:02,078 --> 00:52:03,114 Come. 821 00:52:06,087 --> 00:52:07,634 - Thank you sir. - Thank you uncle. 822 00:52:07,867 --> 00:52:09,500 - Happy holi. - Happy holi. 823 00:52:10,164 --> 00:52:11,154 Bye, Son. 824 00:52:14,998 --> 00:52:16,270 What're you doing? 825 00:52:16,837 --> 00:52:20,191 Checking on Pappu... Let's not forget we still have a child. 826 00:52:46,817 --> 00:52:50,594 Street smart, they could sell you the flag and all its stars 827 00:52:50,825 --> 00:52:54,357 They're a conning Queen and its Czar 828 00:52:54,569 --> 00:52:58,072 From Kanpur to Canada, they've sold it all, for every price... 829 00:52:58,312 --> 00:53:01,926 Born hustlers, they got Eskimos buyin all their ice. 830 00:53:19,449 --> 00:53:20,408 - Sir. - Sir. 831 00:53:21,138 --> 00:53:23,152 How can you let them walk? 832 00:53:23,439 --> 00:53:25,155 This makes no sense! 833 00:53:25,532 --> 00:53:28,916 Bloody wanna-be Sherlocks... 834 00:53:30,070 --> 00:53:33,800 ...just because you're working for the police... 835 00:53:34,028 --> 00:53:37,382 ...doesn't give you a license to rain fire over the whole world. 836 00:53:37,673 --> 00:53:41,702 This isn't a game... it's a responsibility... 837 00:53:41,976 --> 00:53:44,186 You can't just grab the person you get hold off. 838 00:53:44,401 --> 00:53:47,342 Next time you better come to me with solid proof... 839 00:53:49,194 --> 00:53:52,983 ...or I'll ship you back to your oblivious life! 840 00:54:01,626 --> 00:54:03,719 How dare this Jatayu speak to us like that?! 841 00:54:03,980 --> 00:54:07,076 And why'd you have to go all P. T. Usha on them?! 842 00:54:07,411 --> 00:54:10,013 You're angry at Jatayu... don't take it out on me! 843 00:54:10,364 --> 00:54:13,592 Sure... I'll take the blame - "It's all my fault". 844 00:54:14,273 --> 00:54:15,307 You happy? 845 00:54:28,030 --> 00:54:31,437 I'm sorry Rakesh! 846 00:54:32,442 --> 00:54:37,169 It's the hot-headed Punjabi girl inside me... 847 00:54:37,358 --> 00:54:42,027 You know, when I caught him... he was just 6 inches away from me. 848 00:54:42,908 --> 00:54:45,102 I saw Bunty in his eyes! 849 00:54:45,600 --> 00:54:47,995 I can spot a ticketless traveller inside a crowded train... 850 00:54:48,171 --> 00:54:49,434 ...just by look on their face! 851 00:54:49,689 --> 00:54:53,568 I may not know the technology, but I know people all too well. 852 00:54:53,848 --> 00:54:56,887 I'm dead sure... these two are the new Bunty and Babli. 853 00:54:57,252 --> 00:55:00,395 And If I'm right, they'll pull off their next con pretty soon. 854 00:55:00,987 --> 00:55:04,489 Cool. Then we'll catch them redhanded... 855 00:55:05,031 --> 00:55:09,537 ...and prove it to everyone... that we're still the original tricksters. 856 00:55:10,032 --> 00:55:13,221 They made a big mistake showing us their faces. 857 00:55:14,316 --> 00:55:15,607 Set it down here. 858 00:55:15,843 --> 00:55:16,664 Make sure you count it. 859 00:55:16,846 --> 00:55:18,783 Don't you worry. 860 00:55:19,148 --> 00:55:20,778 She's counting it. 861 00:55:21,825 --> 00:55:23,621 We're almost done. 862 00:55:23,808 --> 00:55:24,344 Good. 863 00:55:24,593 --> 00:55:27,972 First you got the whole village cleaned up... 864 00:55:28,295 --> 00:55:30,345 ...and now you've brought us all this food. 865 00:55:30,643 --> 00:55:32,979 Are you from a political party? 866 00:55:34,194 --> 00:55:39,608 We voted for that Mrs. Lovely thinking we'll see some progress... 867 00:55:39,849 --> 00:55:42,977 ...but the only time we see her all year is when she comes down... 868 00:55:43,222 --> 00:55:46,158 ...to collect donations for her own birthday party! 869 00:55:46,597 --> 00:55:50,483 Thanks a ton my children. Thank you. 870 00:55:50,847 --> 00:55:51,483 Come! 871 00:55:51,729 --> 00:55:53,687 Mate, this is for you. 872 00:55:56,288 --> 00:55:59,385 But you guys didn't make anything on this gig. 873 00:55:59,862 --> 00:56:00,853 We did! 874 00:56:01,786 --> 00:56:03,409 In goodwill... and In Karma... 875 00:56:03,792 --> 00:56:05,591 These bags of karma keep us out of jail... 876 00:56:05,791 --> 00:56:08,469 ...if we're out, we can make all the money we want. 877 00:56:10,725 --> 00:56:13,131 I want in on this karma too! 878 00:56:13,932 --> 00:56:15,053 Love you guys! 879 00:56:15,302 --> 00:56:16,062 Love you. 880 00:56:16,491 --> 00:56:17,407 Love you. 881 00:56:18,914 --> 00:56:20,121 So cute! 882 00:56:23,969 --> 00:56:25,424 That was a close shave this time. 883 00:56:25,717 --> 00:56:27,816 And they know our faces now. 884 00:56:28,223 --> 00:56:30,536 I think we should lie low for sometime. 885 00:56:30,755 --> 00:56:33,363 Darling, if we lie low now... they'll know we're definitely guilty. 886 00:56:33,609 --> 00:56:38,663 We need to pull off another con soon... so we can fund your startup too! 887 00:56:39,280 --> 00:56:41,736 Do you think the Income Tax department knows... 888 00:56:41,947 --> 00:56:44,299 ...about Mrs. Lovely's birthday donation drive? 889 00:56:44,830 --> 00:56:46,979 Someone needs to tell them! 890 00:56:47,527 --> 00:56:48,252 Okay. 891 00:56:48,632 --> 00:56:50,718 INCOME TAX OFFICE 892 00:56:51,808 --> 00:56:53,310 Mr. Nand Kishore - Income Tax Officer 893 00:56:55,864 --> 00:56:56,519 Hello. 894 00:56:56,729 --> 00:57:02,357 Am I speaking to the distinguished Income Tax officer - Mr. Nand Kishore? 895 00:57:02,572 --> 00:57:04,697 You have the right number, go on. 896 00:57:05,159 --> 00:57:08,915 I wanted to give you a tip... is this line secure? 897 00:57:09,174 --> 00:57:11,557 Safer than a lamb in the jungle! 898 00:57:11,919 --> 00:57:16,501 Sir... Mrs. Lovely... has amassed donations for her birthday... 899 00:57:16,771 --> 00:57:18,358 ...and that too in cash! 900 00:57:18,786 --> 00:57:23,225 I was beaten black and blue just because I refused to donate. 901 00:57:23,576 --> 00:57:25,864 I've heard you're a messiah to the poor. 902 00:57:26,397 --> 00:57:29,464 Promise me you'll get her! 903 00:57:29,876 --> 00:57:33,346 Stop crying. I'll see what I can do! 904 00:57:38,246 --> 00:57:43,466 19...18 oh you are doing well... keep breathing...keep breathing. 905 00:57:44,420 --> 00:57:45,921 Don't speak so much. 906 00:57:46,723 --> 00:57:48,755 Very good, you keep going. 907 00:57:56,453 --> 00:57:58,732 No, no... this way! 908 00:57:58,923 --> 00:58:02,980 With your back arched, or the lower back takes all the strain... 909 00:58:03,251 --> 00:58:05,844 and then you will just suffer from back pain. 910 00:58:06,219 --> 00:58:07,423 Correct...correct. 911 00:58:07,837 --> 00:58:09,105 Arch it. Ya? 912 00:58:09,887 --> 00:58:11,809 - Feels better now? - Yes. 913 00:58:13,237 --> 00:58:14,588 Very better. 914 00:58:20,515 --> 00:58:21,662 You are so funny. 915 00:58:21,855 --> 00:58:23,185 You are also ROFL. 916 00:58:23,579 --> 00:58:24,855 You are also LOL. 917 00:58:31,281 --> 00:58:35,281 Mrs. Lovely will learn what a Nand Kishore raid feels like! 918 00:58:35,632 --> 00:58:36,953 Where are they going? 919 00:58:37,219 --> 00:58:40,039 They're going raid Mrs. Lovely. It's gonna be huge. 920 00:58:40,222 --> 00:58:40,788 When? 921 00:58:41,009 --> 00:58:42,256 Tomorrow morning. 922 00:58:48,777 --> 00:58:49,659 What is this? 923 00:58:49,984 --> 00:58:52,635 You let them off the hook, but we didn't. 924 00:58:53,073 --> 00:58:57,408 That girl has just honey trapped Nand Kishore - a senior Income Tax officer. 925 00:58:57,871 --> 00:59:01,269 Rakesh has learnt that Nand Kishore is planning... 926 00:59:01,646 --> 00:59:03,680 ...a big raid at Mrs. Lovely's house. 927 00:59:04,073 --> 00:59:09,167 And if she's hovering around him... then so should we. 928 00:59:18,196 --> 00:59:20,018 Hang on! 929 00:59:21,301 --> 00:59:22,465 Where to? 930 00:59:23,016 --> 00:59:26,686 Your help with the investigation ends here. 931 00:59:27,314 --> 00:59:30,645 Law enforcement aka Yours truly... will take it from here. 932 00:59:30,842 --> 00:59:32,818 But we gave you this lead?! 933 00:59:33,059 --> 00:59:34,900 You need us sir. 934 00:59:35,141 --> 00:59:37,832 We know how this Bunty-Babli's twisted minds work. 935 00:59:38,022 --> 00:59:39,740 I know you do. 936 00:59:40,159 --> 00:59:44,143 Look now that you're both all decked up. 937 00:59:44,555 --> 00:59:47,542 Why don't you grace this police station and stay here? 938 00:59:47,746 --> 00:59:49,816 They could do with some entertainment. 939 00:59:50,203 --> 00:59:53,368 While I raid Mrs. Lovely! 940 01:00:19,508 --> 01:00:21,368 Are you in the mood for some Ice cream? 941 01:00:22,125 --> 01:00:25,099 Only if it's in a waffle cone... with sprinkles on top. 942 01:00:35,751 --> 01:00:37,026 Mrs. Lovely's 943 01:00:39,730 --> 01:00:42,905 Hurry up... Seal the place! 944 01:00:43,122 --> 01:00:44,688 Cut the phone lines. Check every thing. 945 01:00:44,895 --> 01:00:47,698 You guys go upstairs. Check out those rooms! 946 01:00:47,895 --> 01:00:49,732 Nobody leaves the house! 947 01:00:50,925 --> 01:00:52,786 Where the hell are you guys going? 948 01:00:52,989 --> 01:00:55,722 Stand back, this is a government operation. 949 01:00:55,946 --> 01:00:56,952 Quick guys! 950 01:00:57,674 --> 01:00:58,210 Hey! 951 01:00:58,759 --> 01:01:00,485 What's this ruckus early in the morning? 952 01:01:01,019 --> 01:01:03,078 Dhannu, who let these guys in? 953 01:01:03,320 --> 01:01:03,783 They.. Um- 954 01:01:03,965 --> 01:01:05,828 Who are you doofus? Wait till I get there! 955 01:01:06,651 --> 01:01:08,844 Who the hell are you?! 956 01:01:09,114 --> 01:01:11,246 You census registrars think you can just walk into anybody's house? 957 01:01:11,415 --> 01:01:12,217 Leave now! 958 01:01:12,420 --> 01:01:15,222 We're not here for the census... we're here for your black money! 959 01:01:15,793 --> 01:01:16,670 Warrant. 960 01:01:17,398 --> 01:01:18,922 Here's the search warrant! 961 01:01:19,134 --> 01:01:20,021 Get it. 962 01:01:22,077 --> 01:01:22,711 Ma'am. 963 01:01:22,869 --> 01:01:25,573 I'm a politician idiot... you think I can read! Chop-chop. 964 01:01:25,937 --> 01:01:30,035 It's a government directive. They're here for the Birthday donations. 965 01:01:32,391 --> 01:01:32,999 INCOME TAX 966 01:01:39,865 --> 01:01:42,910 There goes my birthday party! 967 01:01:43,694 --> 01:01:46,512 Dhannu... I can't breathe Dhannu! 968 01:01:46,916 --> 01:01:48,104 Ma'am...get some air. 969 01:01:53,278 --> 01:01:56,696 Open up! We have a search warrant for this place! 970 01:01:58,295 --> 01:02:00,876 Who in the lord's name are Bunty and Babli?! 971 01:02:01,079 --> 01:02:02,054 Bunty Babli? 972 01:02:02,216 --> 01:02:07,596 Yup, The ones who're going to loot this birthday... I mean public fund. 973 01:02:07,891 --> 01:02:09,054 Hello Pattaya! 974 01:02:09,226 --> 01:02:12,236 It's Jatayu! 975 01:02:12,611 --> 01:02:13,468 Ya, whatever... 976 01:02:13,743 --> 01:02:16,832 A top secret Income Tax raid is in progress... How can you...? 977 01:02:16,990 --> 01:02:18,680 Hello Mr. Fund Kishore. 978 01:02:18,856 --> 01:02:19,723 It's Nand Kishore. 979 01:02:19,930 --> 01:02:21,102 Whatever... 980 01:02:24,394 --> 01:02:25,413 Are these your guys? 981 01:02:25,590 --> 01:02:26,772 Of course, they are. 982 01:02:27,044 --> 01:02:29,014 Bunty and Babli could've infiltrated your ranks. 983 01:02:29,498 --> 01:02:30,895 - Gupta... - Yes sir. 984 01:02:31,104 --> 01:02:32,133 Search all of them. 985 01:02:32,650 --> 01:02:33,863 What the hell?! 986 01:02:37,118 --> 01:02:37,787 Hey!! 987 01:02:39,681 --> 01:02:41,866 They messed with me... they deserve it! 988 01:02:46,348 --> 01:02:49,787 Why's it so sticky Mr. Officer? Emptied the whole glue bottle?! 989 01:02:50,053 --> 01:02:52,743 Sir, there's a huge mob of protestors outside... 990 01:02:52,915 --> 01:02:53,723 What are our orders? 991 01:02:53,920 --> 01:02:56,222 Boss, there's a mob of 300 plus outside... 992 01:02:56,419 --> 01:02:58,117 ...chanting "Down with the Police"! 993 01:02:58,349 --> 01:03:01,512 Finally! Our loyalists won't spare you guys! 994 01:03:01,773 --> 01:03:03,872 You've ruined our super-secret raid! 995 01:03:04,083 --> 01:03:05,886 Hand me the walkie... 996 01:03:07,721 --> 01:03:08,742 Code red... Code red. 997 01:03:12,959 --> 01:03:13,844 Code red... Code red. 998 01:03:14,084 --> 01:03:15,926 Roger that! We're on our way. 999 01:03:16,183 --> 01:03:17,305 - Quick. - Yes sir. 1000 01:03:17,773 --> 01:03:18,739 Let's go. 1001 01:03:20,608 --> 01:03:23,831 We were expecting Bunty-Babli... not the bloody QRT! 1002 01:03:24,132 --> 01:03:25,068 QRT? 1003 01:03:25,285 --> 01:03:26,516 Quick Response Team. 1004 01:03:30,241 --> 01:03:32,113 Sir look at their guns. 1005 01:03:32,314 --> 01:03:34,585 No!! My birthday kitty! 1006 01:03:34,826 --> 01:03:35,639 Ma'am! 1007 01:03:40,540 --> 01:03:43,649 Expect your suspension orders by the end of the day. 1008 01:03:43,860 --> 01:03:46,183 Piss off Fund Kishor before I bite that finger off. 1009 01:03:48,349 --> 01:03:51,147 4 birds with a stone, huh? 1010 01:03:51,359 --> 01:03:53,469 More like none in hand, none in bush! 1011 01:04:01,690 --> 01:04:02,817 Careful there... 1012 01:04:03,616 --> 01:04:05,183 Overtake him. 1013 01:04:06,410 --> 01:04:07,131 Hey... 1014 01:04:07,440 --> 01:04:09,047 Think you own the road bugger?! 1015 01:04:12,468 --> 01:04:14,996 Sir you won't believe the raid I've pulled off. 1016 01:04:15,474 --> 01:04:18,183 Mrs. Lovely's gonna bleed tears tonight! 1017 01:04:19,563 --> 01:04:20,577 Just a minute sir! 1018 01:04:22,198 --> 01:04:24,090 Step on the gas buddy! 1019 01:04:24,381 --> 01:04:25,822 Hey, stop the car! 1020 01:04:26,114 --> 01:04:26,749 Stop it. 1021 01:04:27,975 --> 01:04:29,758 Where's the cash? 1022 01:04:30,009 --> 01:04:33,997 Half in this car and the other half in the QRT truck. 1023 01:04:37,109 --> 01:04:38,418 But where's the damn truck? 1024 01:04:38,606 --> 01:04:40,238 It was right behind all this while. 1025 01:04:40,463 --> 01:04:41,633 So where is it now?! 1026 01:04:50,137 --> 01:04:51,557 Sorry sir. 1027 01:04:52,857 --> 01:04:56,090 We got ambushed by a wedding party, and someone punctured our tyres. 1028 01:04:56,409 --> 01:04:58,009 Somehow we wrangled this ride. 1029 01:04:58,439 --> 01:05:00,718 Some jackass even stole my walkie talkie! 1030 01:05:01,499 --> 01:05:02,843 Keep your posture right. 1031 01:05:03,427 --> 01:05:06,315 28... 27. 1032 01:05:06,564 --> 01:05:07,581 Keep looking down. 1033 01:05:08,070 --> 01:05:09,379 26. 1034 01:05:10,206 --> 01:05:11,704 25. 1035 01:05:13,117 --> 01:05:17,004 A unit of the QRT should be on stand by... 1036 01:05:17,196 --> 01:05:19,087 This village is full of her loyalists... 1037 01:05:19,322 --> 01:05:21,356 ...who will jump in to save her. 1038 01:05:21,587 --> 01:05:23,178 I want 2 walkie-talkies handy. 1039 01:05:23,361 --> 01:05:25,425 Set to a frequency of 2.483 Ghz. 1040 01:05:25,613 --> 01:05:28,790 One with the QRT commander and the other with me. 1041 01:05:29,003 --> 01:05:30,269 Code red... Code red. 1042 01:05:30,835 --> 01:05:31,722 Code red... Code red. 1043 01:05:31,898 --> 01:05:33,041 Roger that! We're on our way. 1044 01:05:33,199 --> 01:05:33,820 Quick. 1045 01:05:36,657 --> 01:05:37,615 - Cadets! - Yes Sir! 1046 01:05:38,025 --> 01:05:40,144 Stop staring at the party! Clear the damn road! 1047 01:05:44,460 --> 01:05:46,233 Please make way... 1048 01:05:47,475 --> 01:05:48,923 Someone stop them! 1049 01:05:51,422 --> 01:05:52,812 Who took my walkie? 1050 01:05:53,255 --> 01:05:55,696 And who the hell punctured the tyre? 1051 01:05:56,927 --> 01:05:58,584 They've got no match, 1052 01:05:58,805 --> 01:06:00,167 they're in the zone 1053 01:06:00,356 --> 01:06:02,081 Across the world, oh it's well known... 1054 01:06:02,277 --> 01:06:03,934 Bunty & Babli 1055 01:06:04,359 --> 01:06:05,384 Twice the swag, 1056 01:06:05,537 --> 01:06:07,775 and double the cross 1057 01:06:08,168 --> 01:06:09,509 They've got the sauce 1058 01:06:09,749 --> 01:06:11,400 Bunty & Babli! 1059 01:06:16,300 --> 01:06:18,977 Hey... you think you own the road?! 1060 01:06:19,189 --> 01:06:22,537 Of course not darling, it's all yours! Love you! 1061 01:06:33,598 --> 01:06:34,256 Shit! 1062 01:06:34,691 --> 01:06:35,282 INCOME TAX 1063 01:06:39,613 --> 01:06:40,972 Bunty-Babli! 1064 01:06:42,572 --> 01:06:44,010 What's the final figure? 1065 01:06:44,447 --> 01:06:45,858 2 Billion Rupees! 1066 01:06:48,189 --> 01:06:50,468 Rascals didn't even leave us loose change! 1067 01:06:50,923 --> 01:06:52,732 Looks like I'm the one who's gonna bleed tears! 1068 01:06:53,207 --> 01:06:54,800 They've got no match, 1069 01:06:55,057 --> 01:06:56,411 they're in the zone 1070 01:06:56,614 --> 01:06:58,308 Across the world, oh it's well known... 1071 01:06:58,513 --> 01:07:00,126 Bunty & Babli 1072 01:07:00,607 --> 01:07:01,685 Twice the swag, 1073 01:07:01,845 --> 01:07:03,947 and double the cross 1074 01:07:04,441 --> 01:07:05,826 They've got the sauce 1075 01:07:06,038 --> 01:07:07,812 Bunty & Babli 1076 01:07:14,257 --> 01:07:17,503 - Dude it's past the expiry date. - Sorry sir. 1077 01:07:17,774 --> 01:07:19,622 I've never been humiliated like this before. 1078 01:07:19,912 --> 01:07:22,498 Maybe I should just resign before they suspend me... 1079 01:07:22,683 --> 01:07:25,041 ...and go back to herding goats. 1080 01:07:25,316 --> 01:07:26,289 Private Number 1081 01:07:29,882 --> 01:07:30,547 Hello! 1082 01:07:30,775 --> 01:07:31,495 Hello sir! 1083 01:07:31,760 --> 01:07:32,462 Who's this? 1084 01:07:32,931 --> 01:07:36,280 The ones you're hunting for everywhere. 1085 01:07:38,403 --> 01:07:40,378 Bunty and Babli! 1086 01:07:42,039 --> 01:07:43,567 We just called to apologize sir. 1087 01:07:43,935 --> 01:07:46,600 All we wanted was to take advantage of the mob. 1088 01:07:46,940 --> 01:07:49,109 So we could flick all the cash as QRT! 1089 01:07:49,493 --> 01:07:52,467 We had no idea, you were gonna join the party. 1090 01:07:52,807 --> 01:07:54,326 But don't worry, Sir. 1091 01:07:54,696 --> 01:07:57,168 Nand Kishore has taken full responsibility for the entire fiasco. 1092 01:07:57,502 --> 01:07:59,245 I don't care for your apology. 1093 01:07:59,531 --> 01:08:01,610 Take my advice... turn yourselves in. 1094 01:08:01,881 --> 01:08:05,807 Or I'm gonna put you away for so long... 1095 01:08:06,059 --> 01:08:07,931 ...that both of you will be the last of your name! 1096 01:08:08,232 --> 01:08:11,195 Do you know why we chose the names Bunty & Babli? 1097 01:08:11,566 --> 01:08:14,789 Because they're the only famous con artists, who've never been caught. 1098 01:08:17,247 --> 01:08:20,196 And neither will we be. So forget about it sir... 1099 01:08:20,586 --> 01:08:22,714 ...and sleep tight. 1100 01:08:36,135 --> 01:08:39,756 Mr. Bunty... Mrs. Babli... 1101 01:08:41,838 --> 01:08:44,793 These two amateurs just schooled you two! 1102 01:08:45,297 --> 01:08:48,216 And they almost got me rusticated! 1103 01:08:48,463 --> 01:08:49,978 Maybe, if you had taken us along... 1104 01:08:50,204 --> 01:08:52,302 Like that would've made a difference! 1105 01:08:54,109 --> 01:08:59,140 I was wrong to think you guys are cut out for this. 1106 01:09:00,578 --> 01:09:05,607 Gift wrap your little Pappu and go back to your shitty small town life. 1107 01:09:06,099 --> 01:09:10,719 You gentleman, go back to checking tickets. 1108 01:09:11,226 --> 01:09:14,699 And you ladies, go back to do whatever you were doing. 1109 01:09:15,482 --> 01:09:18,961 You guys are way past your prime... 1110 01:09:19,962 --> 01:09:24,380 ...you're like an Aspirin that gives a headache... instead of curing one! 1111 01:09:27,112 --> 01:09:28,613 - Let's go. - Ok. 1112 01:09:30,137 --> 01:09:36,695 Sir, I know you're still 0 for 4, but that was too harsh? 1113 01:09:36,937 --> 01:09:38,870 I mean, what did they do wrong? 1114 01:09:39,165 --> 01:09:41,481 They were only leading their family lives in- 1115 01:09:41,690 --> 01:09:43,273 Gupta... 1116 01:09:44,461 --> 01:09:50,908 An old horse has to be flogged now and then if you want it to win the race. 1117 01:09:52,269 --> 01:09:54,050 They're Bunty-Babli for god's sake! 1118 01:09:54,290 --> 01:09:57,683 No one can even dream of the scams they've pulled off in their heydays. 1119 01:09:58,088 --> 01:09:59,927 Once they put their minds to it... 1120 01:10:00,121 --> 01:10:03,382 ...they can take on anybody, let alone these two upstarts. 1121 01:10:04,381 --> 01:10:07,678 Till now they were doing this out of compulsion... 1122 01:10:08,027 --> 01:10:11,902 ...now I've made it personal for them. 1123 01:10:13,378 --> 01:10:17,245 As far as the score goes... I still get my 4 birds. 1124 01:10:17,510 --> 01:10:19,914 You have my best wishes, sir. 1125 01:10:30,485 --> 01:10:34,665 We couldn't salvage an inch of respect... let alone saving our brand. 1126 01:10:35,946 --> 01:10:37,865 Enough is enough Rakesh... 1127 01:10:38,262 --> 01:10:43,152 Like they say in English... we need to "Up our game"! 1128 01:10:44,566 --> 01:10:49,492 Vimmi, the world is made up of two kinds of people... 1129 01:10:49,770 --> 01:10:53,085 One - the ones who are mere spectators, happy to just clap & cheer... 1130 01:10:53,291 --> 01:10:58,342 And two... those who not only play... but also change the rules of the game! 1131 01:10:58,723 --> 01:11:04,117 We need to stop being the 1st kind... and become the 2nd kind. 1132 01:11:04,640 --> 01:11:06,758 We need to change the game... 1133 01:11:07,110 --> 01:11:09,972 ...and turn these two into spectators! 1134 01:11:10,405 --> 01:11:13,835 Make them dance to our tunes. 1135 01:11:14,407 --> 01:11:17,658 The original Bunty and Babli is coming back! 1136 01:11:18,829 --> 01:11:19,716 Cheers. 1137 01:11:39,989 --> 01:11:42,945 Have you ever seen this much money? 1138 01:11:43,321 --> 01:11:45,235 Not even in my dreams! 1139 01:11:46,818 --> 01:11:49,769 Man, it's making my head spin... 1140 01:11:53,444 --> 01:11:58,614 Rakesh, they've only ever stolen from thieves? 1141 01:11:59,115 --> 01:12:01,144 Their conscience must be clean. 1142 01:12:01,322 --> 01:12:03,854 True, but I'm sure they're having a hard time believing... 1143 01:12:04,010 --> 01:12:05,365 ...all that money is theirs... 1144 01:12:07,335 --> 01:12:10,881 And when you lose belief, it starts playing games with your mind! 1145 01:12:11,253 --> 01:12:12,287 It's over! 1146 01:12:12,579 --> 01:12:14,210 It's time to bid farewell to Bunty and Babli. 1147 01:12:14,423 --> 01:12:16,060 We need a clean slate! 1148 01:12:16,567 --> 01:12:17,523 What do you mean? 1149 01:12:17,776 --> 01:12:21,465 We can fund my startup with this money... 1150 01:12:21,707 --> 01:12:24,646 ...and still have enough for money for generations to come! 1151 01:12:25,114 --> 01:12:28,526 I read somewhere... there is always a right time to exit a con! 1152 01:12:29,003 --> 01:12:30,899 This is our 'right time'... 1153 01:12:31,489 --> 01:12:32,865 It's a neat idea... 1154 01:12:33,598 --> 01:12:35,232 ...but there's a problem. 1155 01:12:35,614 --> 01:12:42,572 We need a plan that makes them come straight to us with their bags of cash! 1156 01:12:42,836 --> 01:12:45,456 Only then will Inspector Jatayu will believe us. 1157 01:12:45,838 --> 01:12:51,245 If we had all that money... what would be going on in our heads right now? 1158 01:12:51,435 --> 01:12:54,011 Cash payments above 200,000 are monitored... 1159 01:12:54,201 --> 01:12:56,166 ...anonymous deposits are virtually impossible. 1160 01:12:56,461 --> 01:13:00,471 And buying a car or property, etc. could tip off the Income Tax guys. 1161 01:13:00,897 --> 01:13:02,309 Then let's put the money in this app? 1162 01:13:02,526 --> 01:13:03,946 But how we gonna fund it babe? 1163 01:13:04,111 --> 01:13:06,321 Hire people... pay salaries, etc? 1164 01:13:06,761 --> 01:13:09,204 Paying in cash is a huge risk. 1165 01:13:09,664 --> 01:13:18,691 They'll have to launder this money to be able to use it from a bank account. 1166 01:13:18,892 --> 01:13:19,930 I got an idea! 1167 01:13:20,220 --> 01:13:22,111 An old school con... 1168 01:13:22,723 --> 01:13:26,490 They're good at playing this sophisticated game... 1169 01:13:26,864 --> 01:13:30,015 if we have to catch them, we need to bring them down to our level! 1170 01:13:30,877 --> 01:13:33,028 How are we going to launder all of this money? 1171 01:13:33,419 --> 01:13:35,474 There's got to be a way. 1172 01:13:36,011 --> 01:13:38,540 Let's put this money away for the time being... 1173 01:13:38,778 --> 01:13:40,970 ...and take a nice, long holiday. 1174 01:13:41,318 --> 01:13:44,169 We can find a solution after we come back. 1175 01:13:49,421 --> 01:13:50,374 Now? 1176 01:13:51,824 --> 01:13:55,311 You're not going to lose flab in one day! 1177 01:13:55,659 --> 01:13:57,271 Have this protein shake. 1178 01:14:02,266 --> 01:14:06,674 This flab is a gift of the happy and peaceful married life you've given me! 1179 01:14:07,920 --> 01:14:11,943 Wait till you see the original Bunty. 1180 01:14:12,783 --> 01:14:16,383 They're not gonna know what hit them. 1181 01:14:25,797 --> 01:14:29,533 That is a fine piece of work! 1182 01:14:29,734 --> 01:14:30,445 Damn right. 1183 01:14:33,601 --> 01:14:34,623 Now let's party! 1184 01:14:37,262 --> 01:14:38,158 Oh yeah. 1185 01:14:40,798 --> 01:14:41,446 Love you! 1186 01:15:00,341 --> 01:15:01,645 Two lonely hearts. 1187 01:15:01,886 --> 01:15:03,216 Footlose and free. 1188 01:15:03,405 --> 01:15:04,576 Let's go on a spree. 1189 01:15:04,834 --> 01:15:06,349 Gotta do it now, anyhow! 1190 01:15:15,852 --> 01:15:17,120 My heart's a tinderbox. 1191 01:15:17,364 --> 01:15:18,741 Your mind... the matchbox. 1192 01:15:18,996 --> 01:15:20,116 Abuzz... ablaze and carefree. 1193 01:15:20,300 --> 01:15:21,837 Gotta make it now, anyhow! 1194 01:15:27,498 --> 01:15:30,423 So hold me tight. 1195 01:15:30,742 --> 01:15:33,524 We only got tonight. 1196 01:15:34,223 --> 01:15:36,927 All I wanna do, my baby blue... 1197 01:15:37,315 --> 01:15:39,801 is coochie coo. With you. 1198 01:15:40,042 --> 01:15:42,671 Love you... love you. 1199 01:15:42,981 --> 01:15:44,944 My heart's the field of gold. 1200 01:15:45,111 --> 01:15:46,092 You're the farmer too. 1201 01:15:46,259 --> 01:15:49,045 Love you... love you. 1202 01:15:49,351 --> 01:15:50,745 Imma spend every dime... 1203 01:15:50,916 --> 01:15:52,295 every Saturday on you. 1204 01:15:52,472 --> 01:15:55,054 Love you... love you. 1205 01:15:55,309 --> 01:15:57,007 I wanna be the gloss... 1206 01:15:57,183 --> 01:15:58,443 on your lips... girl, it's true! 1207 01:15:58,629 --> 01:16:01,277 Love you... love you. 1208 01:16:01,555 --> 01:16:03,133 I wanna be the house. 1209 01:16:03,304 --> 01:16:05,082 You come runnin home to! 1210 01:16:11,498 --> 01:16:12,489 GURDWARA. GURU NANAK DARBAR 1211 01:16:14,676 --> 01:16:16,089 Greetings uncle! 1212 01:16:16,289 --> 01:16:17,211 Greetings. 1213 01:16:18,745 --> 01:16:21,839 You two... after all these years. 1214 01:16:22,508 --> 01:16:23,828 Everything alright? 1215 01:16:24,081 --> 01:16:25,029 Yes. 1216 01:16:25,881 --> 01:16:26,907 CHANGEZI RESTAURANT 1217 01:16:28,387 --> 01:16:29,730 Hey, Senor Mehmood! 1218 01:16:32,782 --> 01:16:34,478 Bunty-Babli! 1219 01:16:35,316 --> 01:16:36,791 You guys are all over the news! 1220 01:16:37,255 --> 01:16:38,583 Where you been all this time? 1221 01:16:39,044 --> 01:16:40,806 Good look, huh. 1222 01:16:46,114 --> 01:16:47,568 - This is empty. - This one too. 1223 01:16:47,776 --> 01:16:48,777 Only for now. 1224 01:16:49,053 --> 01:16:54,137 Just imagine our cut for helping the government find its 2 Billion rupees! 1225 01:16:54,471 --> 01:16:58,147 So much cash it'll pop out of these zips! 1226 01:17:06,464 --> 01:17:07,927 I got you and you got me. 1227 01:17:08,093 --> 01:17:09,450 This ain't a game for three. 1228 01:17:09,630 --> 01:17:10,815 Yo paparazzi! Just let us be. 1229 01:17:10,986 --> 01:17:12,690 Gotta do it now, Anyhow! 1230 01:17:18,915 --> 01:17:20,243 World ain't worth a dirty dime. 1231 01:17:20,433 --> 01:17:21,864 It's got no reason, or no rhyme. 1232 01:17:22,044 --> 01:17:23,150 But don't you ever be cross with me. 1233 01:17:23,327 --> 01:17:25,132 Gonna make it now, Anyhow! 1234 01:17:30,529 --> 01:17:33,325 Sing a song with me, swe-pea... 1235 01:17:33,773 --> 01:17:36,275 on Youtube... for everyone to see. 1236 01:17:37,250 --> 01:17:39,921 All I wanna do, my baby blue... 1237 01:17:40,315 --> 01:17:42,533 is coochie coo. With you. 1238 01:17:43,237 --> 01:17:45,778 Love you... love you. 1239 01:17:45,986 --> 01:17:47,944 My heart's the field of gold. 1240 01:17:48,158 --> 01:17:49,117 You're the farmer too. 1241 01:17:49,318 --> 01:17:51,995 Love you... love you. 1242 01:17:52,355 --> 01:17:53,793 Imma spend every dime... 1243 01:17:53,961 --> 01:17:55,320 every Saturday on you. 1244 01:17:55,505 --> 01:17:57,998 Love you... love you. 1245 01:17:58,421 --> 01:17:59,955 I wanna be the gloss... 1246 01:18:00,167 --> 01:18:01,513 on your lips... girl, it's true! 1247 01:18:01,764 --> 01:18:04,079 Love you... love you. 1248 01:18:04,558 --> 01:18:06,146 I wanna be the house. 1249 01:18:06,313 --> 01:18:07,987 You come runnin home to! 1250 01:18:14,478 --> 01:18:15,585 POKER CLUB 1251 01:18:16,005 --> 01:18:19,667 Look Pappu... all your favourite things! 1252 01:18:20,177 --> 01:18:22,822 Burger, French fries, Chowmein... 1253 01:18:23,338 --> 01:18:25,551 and your lemonade! 1254 01:18:26,742 --> 01:18:28,001 What do you want mom? 1255 01:18:29,803 --> 01:18:32,766 I've heard you can find anyone on the web... 1256 01:18:33,652 --> 01:18:35,275 Can you find them? 1257 01:18:41,538 --> 01:18:43,665 Don't need no candle light. 1258 01:18:43,864 --> 01:18:45,248 I'll light up that moon for you. 1259 01:18:45,448 --> 01:18:48,341 On my rooftop, I wanna hear you. 1260 01:18:48,541 --> 01:18:52,499 Sayin... I Love you. 1261 01:18:57,396 --> 01:19:00,716 Don't be shy, my baby blue. 1262 01:19:00,929 --> 01:19:03,044 lemme hear you... 1263 01:19:03,257 --> 01:19:05,340 say... love you. My baby blue. 1264 01:19:06,113 --> 01:19:08,669 I love you. My baby blue. 1265 01:19:09,571 --> 01:19:10,450 Say it. 1266 01:19:11,144 --> 01:19:12,005 Sing it. 1267 01:19:12,672 --> 01:19:15,173 My name... I just wanna. 1268 01:19:15,984 --> 01:19:18,669 Hear you say. 1269 01:19:19,470 --> 01:19:22,229 All I wanna do, my baby blue... 1270 01:19:22,488 --> 01:19:24,692 is coochie coo. With you. 1271 01:19:25,293 --> 01:19:27,964 Love you... love you. 1272 01:19:28,218 --> 01:19:30,162 My heart's the field of gold. 1273 01:19:30,334 --> 01:19:31,366 You're the farmer too. 1274 01:19:31,518 --> 01:19:34,305 Love you... love you. 1275 01:19:34,588 --> 01:19:35,990 Imma spend every dime... 1276 01:19:36,154 --> 01:19:37,457 every Saturday on you. 1277 01:19:37,639 --> 01:19:39,865 Love you... love you. 1278 01:19:40,557 --> 01:19:42,169 I wanna be the gloss... 1279 01:19:42,377 --> 01:19:43,749 on your lips... girl, it's true! 1280 01:19:44,023 --> 01:19:46,260 Love you... love you. 1281 01:19:46,790 --> 01:19:48,192 I wanna be the house. 1282 01:19:48,428 --> 01:19:49,697 You come runnin home to! 1283 01:19:56,154 --> 01:19:57,587 Love you. 1284 01:20:05,957 --> 01:20:08,823 Resort done... Beach done... Church done... 1285 01:20:09,555 --> 01:20:10,925 Let's go to that lighthouse! 1286 01:20:14,147 --> 01:20:15,302 Uncle, are you crazy? 1287 01:20:15,625 --> 01:20:16,658 Oh my God! 1288 01:20:17,721 --> 01:20:18,606 Oh my God! 1289 01:20:19,254 --> 01:20:20,793 I am sorry... so sorry. 1290 01:20:21,071 --> 01:20:21,862 I'm scared. 1291 01:20:22,158 --> 01:20:25,426 I need to get somewhere urgently and my car broke down! 1292 01:20:25,642 --> 01:20:27,400 So you'll just stand in the middle of the road? 1293 01:20:27,605 --> 01:20:28,456 Baby calm down. 1294 01:20:28,624 --> 01:20:31,208 Sorry, please I need a lift... it's close by. 1295 01:20:31,629 --> 01:20:34,542 I am Briganza, how do you do? 1296 01:20:35,098 --> 01:20:37,256 Hello ma'am! hello! Please help me? 1297 01:20:37,530 --> 01:20:39,589 Please, please help... 1298 01:20:40,000 --> 01:20:42,348 Thank you. 1299 01:20:43,406 --> 01:20:44,519 Dear Lord! 1300 01:20:46,830 --> 01:20:48,757 Sorry, sorry. 1301 01:20:50,304 --> 01:20:53,132 Just a sec... Lemme get that! 1302 01:20:55,359 --> 01:20:55,962 I'm done. 1303 01:20:57,432 --> 01:20:59,059 I'm sorry. Relax. 1304 01:21:05,684 --> 01:21:07,134 Over to you Uncle. 1305 01:21:12,586 --> 01:21:14,407 EMPIRE PRINTING PRESS 1306 01:21:22,555 --> 01:21:23,613 Yes, yes! 1307 01:21:24,350 --> 01:21:25,231 Where's he going? 1308 01:21:25,965 --> 01:21:27,794 Thank you! 1309 01:21:32,350 --> 01:21:33,876 Strange place, no? 1310 01:21:35,305 --> 01:21:37,472 And an even stranger man... 1311 01:21:37,868 --> 01:21:41,388 That's coz he's carrying a bag full of cash... 1312 01:21:41,764 --> 01:21:43,337 - Cash? - Cash. 1313 01:21:47,008 --> 01:21:48,206 Greetings, Uncle. 1314 01:21:48,539 --> 01:21:49,639 Greetings, my son. 1315 01:21:55,596 --> 01:21:56,978 Hand it over. 1316 01:22:08,669 --> 01:22:11,213 The plot thickens! 1317 01:22:12,331 --> 01:22:13,322 Thank you. 1318 01:22:14,238 --> 01:22:15,603 He's here. 1319 01:22:19,387 --> 01:22:22,674 Oh my God! What happened to the car? 1320 01:22:22,964 --> 01:22:24,871 The tyre's punctured... Won't be too long. 1321 01:22:25,056 --> 01:22:30,701 I'm so sorry to have caused so much trouble to you guys. 1322 01:22:30,936 --> 01:22:33,031 Nothing like that! Just some car trouble... 1323 01:22:33,262 --> 01:22:37,391 I'm not letting you two leave without a drink... I'm buying, I insist. 1324 01:22:37,566 --> 01:22:39,265 No sir, we're very tired. 1325 01:22:39,463 --> 01:22:42,071 You guys helped me out in a jam. 1326 01:22:42,539 --> 01:22:45,767 How can I leave you high and dry? C'mon, I insist. 1327 01:22:46,643 --> 01:22:52,058 You guys wouldn't have helped me if I wasn't acting that crazy! 1328 01:22:52,613 --> 01:22:55,459 - Sir. - Come on. 1329 01:22:56,042 --> 01:22:58,756 I was meeting someone to launder my money... abroad. 1330 01:23:02,272 --> 01:23:07,810 But isn't that risky to send all that money out of the country? 1331 01:23:08,074 --> 01:23:11,744 Black money goes out... and white money comes back in. 1332 01:23:13,116 --> 01:23:15,055 India's money should stay in India! So nice thing, no? 1333 01:23:15,235 --> 01:23:17,222 I knew you could send your money out... 1334 01:23:17,425 --> 01:23:20,198 ...but bringing it back in, doesn't sound right to me? 1335 01:23:21,089 --> 01:23:22,174 Lemme explain. 1336 01:23:22,705 --> 01:23:26,404 I get a 10 rupee note in exchange for the cash I deposit here. 1337 01:23:26,739 --> 01:23:28,787 The number on this note is the code... 1338 01:23:29,127 --> 01:23:33,286 ...which my man abroad will show to collect the money. 1339 01:23:33,686 --> 01:23:37,587 The money laundering laws in these tax havens are pretty lenient. 1340 01:23:37,956 --> 01:23:39,707 All you need a bank employee... 1341 01:23:39,968 --> 01:23:42,265 ...who'll let you deposit this money in your bank account! 1342 01:23:42,455 --> 01:23:43,366 COLOSSAL BANK LLP 1343 01:23:45,827 --> 01:23:47,358 What if we want to use this service? 1344 01:23:49,625 --> 01:23:58,697 This is a super secret network, run by a dangerous man called Bhuller. 1345 01:23:59,221 --> 01:24:02,040 You need a code to become a part of this network. 1346 01:24:02,363 --> 01:24:04,480 - Sir there must be some way. - Yes sir, please! 1347 01:24:04,872 --> 01:24:06,187 Take the phone number. 1348 01:24:06,793 --> 01:24:08,018 They'll ask you for a code... 1349 01:24:08,484 --> 01:24:09,799 but you wont have one! 1350 01:24:11,250 --> 01:24:14,038 No worries. You can try. 1351 01:24:14,434 --> 01:24:16,073 INTERNET CALLING 1352 01:24:16,778 --> 01:24:17,889 It's ringing. 1353 01:24:20,209 --> 01:24:20,650 Hello. 1354 01:24:20,944 --> 01:24:22,756 Code and password? 1355 01:24:23,231 --> 01:24:25,653 Actually, I don't have one but I was hoping that... 1356 01:24:26,916 --> 01:24:30,139 They cut it. Let's try again. 1357 01:24:30,661 --> 01:24:31,567 INTERNET CALLING 1358 01:24:35,317 --> 01:24:36,930 Code and password... 1359 01:24:37,335 --> 01:24:40,713 I don't have a code... But I've cash more than what Bhuller can handle. 1360 01:24:42,709 --> 01:24:43,441 Drat! 1361 01:24:48,736 --> 01:24:51,007 Let's talk to the printing press uncle. 1362 01:24:54,125 --> 01:24:54,805 Hello. 1363 01:24:55,185 --> 01:24:56,713 Kill it, uncle! 1364 01:24:56,903 --> 01:24:59,459 Yes, alright... No problem. 1365 01:25:41,956 --> 01:25:44,439 How much longer do we follow him? 1366 01:25:45,011 --> 01:25:47,896 Let's see where the old man is going. 1367 01:25:53,697 --> 01:25:56,523 You've been following me for the last 3 hours now... 1368 01:25:57,109 --> 01:25:59,095 ...what do you want my child? 1369 01:26:08,016 --> 01:26:09,416 God is great. 1370 01:26:13,203 --> 01:26:17,675 I'm just a courier my child... 1371 01:26:18,123 --> 01:26:22,233 I hide their cash in wedding cards and smuggle it into Delhi... 1372 01:26:23,281 --> 01:26:26,647 I don't know what happens to the money after that. 1373 01:26:27,489 --> 01:26:31,033 It's not that easy to meet Mr. Bhuller. 1374 01:26:31,573 --> 01:26:34,089 Nothing comes easy in the world does it? 1375 01:26:34,491 --> 01:26:37,978 But things can be made easier by paying the right price. 1376 01:26:38,706 --> 01:26:40,037 What's your price? 1377 01:26:45,002 --> 01:26:46,556 2 million! 1378 01:26:49,539 --> 01:26:54,230 Sigh... you'll go back home tomorrow. 1379 01:26:54,462 --> 01:26:57,122 I couldn't even take you out for a film or shopping! 1380 01:26:57,412 --> 01:26:59,930 Like you could afford to take me out shopping?! 1381 01:27:00,150 --> 01:27:02,427 My pocket money is way more than yours! 1382 01:27:02,608 --> 01:27:03,490 Is it? 1383 01:27:14,619 --> 01:27:15,747 Is that good enough for you? 1384 01:27:16,011 --> 01:27:17,597 I won it at online poker. 1385 01:27:17,844 --> 01:27:18,629 Wow. 1386 01:27:21,533 --> 01:27:25,189 What if it's you Mom? I can already see her shoe flying at me! 1387 01:27:35,708 --> 01:27:36,834 You want sugar? 1388 01:27:38,635 --> 01:27:41,669 No sweety... I'm diabetic. 1389 01:27:41,958 --> 01:27:44,640 Rinku, I'll see you later. 1390 01:27:46,063 --> 01:27:47,429 - Bye, bye. - Bye. 1391 01:27:47,675 --> 01:27:49,362 - Bye, bye. - Bye, bye. 1392 01:28:01,600 --> 01:28:02,716 Where are they? 1393 01:28:03,043 --> 01:28:04,645 Mom and dad? 1394 01:28:04,959 --> 01:28:09,258 I won't be looking for Nirav Modi in your godforsaken town, would I? 1395 01:28:09,497 --> 01:28:14,223 I'll tell you... but what do I get in return? 1396 01:28:14,740 --> 01:28:15,883 Name your price. 1397 01:28:16,120 --> 01:28:20,707 Dad's promised me a mountain bike if I score 90% in my exams. 1398 01:28:21,005 --> 01:28:21,740 So? 1399 01:28:22,048 --> 01:28:25,301 The thing is he can only get me a bicycle. 1400 01:28:25,996 --> 01:28:26,515 Right? 1401 01:28:26,691 --> 01:28:28,400 But I want a motorbike! 1402 01:28:29,259 --> 01:28:31,981 I even have the extra 50,000 to buy it... 1403 01:28:32,821 --> 01:28:38,350 But I'm not really gonna score 90%... 1404 01:28:39,871 --> 01:28:43,144 ...unless I get question papers beforehand. 1405 01:28:43,631 --> 01:28:47,566 And a cop can make that happen easily, right? 1406 01:28:48,348 --> 01:28:50,431 Think about it, no pressure. 1407 01:28:50,756 --> 01:28:56,547 I'm thinking I'm gonna give your parents a standing ovation... 1408 01:28:56,931 --> 01:29:00,362 ...for the great achievement of raising a talent like you! 1409 01:29:00,671 --> 01:29:01,191 Correct. 1410 01:29:02,445 --> 01:29:04,425 - So it's a deal? - Come here. 1411 01:29:06,367 --> 01:29:07,286 Deal. 1412 01:29:07,570 --> 01:29:08,653 Listen carefully. 1413 01:29:08,873 --> 01:29:13,632 You need to report everything you hear, to me. 1414 01:29:14,552 --> 01:29:20,135 You're now a special agent of the police - Agent 007 Pappu! 1415 01:29:20,520 --> 01:29:24,454 Agent 007 Pappu! 1416 01:29:25,134 --> 01:29:29,903 Snap out of it... where are your parents? 1417 01:29:30,608 --> 01:29:33,457 - Sir, Abu Dhabi! - Abu Dhabi! 1418 01:29:53,195 --> 01:29:54,599 Bhuller-Bhuller... 1419 01:29:54,977 --> 01:29:56,967 This is Bobby Bhuller... you know my game 1420 01:29:57,137 --> 01:29:59,847 India to Abu Dhabi, they know my name 1421 01:30:00,050 --> 01:30:01,310 Man I am dripping with gold 1422 01:30:01,499 --> 01:30:02,881 My veins got ice, 1423 01:30:03,082 --> 01:30:04,291 but I'm hot and never nice 1424 01:30:04,439 --> 01:30:05,691 Remember my name 1425 01:30:05,861 --> 01:30:08,385 I'm the bank, I am the cash store 1426 01:30:08,618 --> 01:30:09,976 When I rain, it always pours! 1427 01:30:10,156 --> 01:30:11,504 I delete all my foes 1428 01:30:11,900 --> 01:30:13,913 Bhuller keeps changing his location. 1429 01:30:14,478 --> 01:30:16,336 I've heard he's in Abu Dhabi these days... 1430 01:30:16,597 --> 01:30:19,453 ...at the Emirates Palace Hotel, where he conducts his meetings... 1431 01:30:19,731 --> 01:30:23,846 ...and then lunch with French champagne and Beluga Caviar. 1432 01:30:24,154 --> 01:30:27,454 Sorry sir! Someone ordered all our Beluga caviar. 1433 01:30:32,009 --> 01:30:33,118 Someone. 1434 01:30:34,853 --> 01:30:36,353 - Who? - Them. 1435 01:30:48,981 --> 01:30:51,215 Baby, he's coming this way. 1436 01:30:51,411 --> 01:30:52,729 Start eating the caviar... 1437 01:30:53,038 --> 01:30:53,846 What's the point? 1438 01:30:54,071 --> 01:30:55,900 Let's just tell him we want to launder our money? 1439 01:30:56,103 --> 01:31:00,557 He is the Pablo Escobar of this place and we need to get his attention! 1440 01:31:00,943 --> 01:31:03,864 I want everything, the food is delicious. 1441 01:31:04,141 --> 01:31:04,914 It's lovely. 1442 01:31:05,118 --> 01:31:07,061 The chef is good... I want to give him something. 1443 01:31:08,103 --> 01:31:09,095 Indian? 1444 01:31:10,318 --> 01:31:14,445 No, I am Emirati. My girlfriend, she Indian. Any problem? 1445 01:31:14,933 --> 01:31:17,106 Jasmine. You can call me J. 1446 01:31:20,859 --> 01:31:22,570 I've heard you are starving. 1447 01:31:23,709 --> 01:31:24,570 Pardon? 1448 01:31:24,807 --> 01:31:26,511 That caviar belongs to me. 1449 01:31:27,146 --> 01:31:28,159 This one? 1450 01:31:28,423 --> 01:31:32,715 Well right now it is on our table so it belongs to the table. 1451 01:31:33,665 --> 01:31:36,045 You can join us if you want... we don't mind. 1452 01:31:39,169 --> 01:31:40,173 Oops. 1453 01:31:41,199 --> 01:31:44,376 Ye, what the fish... I am telling you this man is a crazy! 1454 01:31:44,573 --> 01:31:46,742 This caviar cost 20 thousand Dirhams. 1455 01:31:46,941 --> 01:31:48,143 It's ok baby... it's fine. 1456 01:31:48,357 --> 01:31:50,097 Ok... I don't want to fight... I don't want to fight. 1457 01:31:50,291 --> 01:31:51,270 Baby calm me down. 1458 01:31:51,488 --> 01:31:53,607 Take my hand, calm me down. Calm me down. 1459 01:31:53,788 --> 01:31:58,676 No fight, no fight you are guest in my country so I'll behave. 1460 01:32:01,232 --> 01:32:03,024 You better calm down... 1461 01:32:03,351 --> 01:32:07,547 ...because no one can take what belongs to Bhuller. 1462 01:32:07,903 --> 01:32:09,356 Be it Bhuller's cash... 1463 01:32:12,287 --> 01:32:14,035 ...or Bhuller's caviar! 1464 01:32:14,828 --> 01:32:17,252 Waiter, put that on my tab. 1465 01:32:22,791 --> 01:32:24,581 Man, is this guy hot headed or what?! 1466 01:32:24,726 --> 01:32:26,918 Don't break character... he could turn around. 1467 01:32:29,955 --> 01:32:31,373 Seems I did great! 1468 01:32:35,289 --> 01:32:37,858 I'm the girl in your dream, I'm the queen 1469 01:32:38,176 --> 01:32:40,843 We're inseparable... no one gets in between 1470 01:32:41,111 --> 01:32:44,226 A bit of Bubbly - an expert con and a beauty 1471 01:32:44,479 --> 01:32:47,366 She plays dirty, cause her name is Cutie! 1472 01:32:47,648 --> 01:32:50,991 Mr. Bhuller's wife - Cutie Bhuller. 1473 01:32:52,055 --> 01:32:57,211 She loves horses, but she loves winning even more. 1474 01:32:57,383 --> 01:32:58,309 Ready for auction! 1475 01:33:00,718 --> 01:33:01,758 Here we go. 1476 01:33:01,939 --> 01:33:04,979 One, two, three! 1477 01:33:06,044 --> 01:33:12,440 Next one up for auction is thorough bred 'Thunder'. 1478 01:33:13,121 --> 01:33:19,480 Reserve price is 50,000 Dirham with an increment of 5000. 1479 01:33:20,950 --> 01:33:22,317 Lovely. 1480 01:33:22,617 --> 01:33:27,230 55,000 once... 55000 twice... 1481 01:33:27,906 --> 01:33:28,827 60. 1482 01:33:29,444 --> 01:33:31,368 We have another enthusiast. 1483 01:33:31,655 --> 01:33:32,781 60. 1484 01:33:33,341 --> 01:33:34,733 60,000 once... 1485 01:33:35,056 --> 01:33:37,105 here we go! 65. 1486 01:33:38,367 --> 01:33:44,296 Hey 70 - 80,000 incredible! 1487 01:33:45,190 --> 01:33:48,581 80... very good 90 1488 01:33:49,599 --> 01:33:50,831 95,000. 1489 01:33:52,073 --> 01:33:53,054 A 100,000. 1490 01:33:53,553 --> 01:33:55,011 Unbelievable! 1491 01:33:55,346 --> 01:33:59,954 Bunty control the missus, before there's a storm in the desert! 1492 01:34:02,365 --> 01:34:03,956 Tread lightly love... 1493 01:34:04,330 --> 01:34:07,092 ...we'll be out in the streets if we have to pay! 1494 01:34:10,666 --> 01:34:12,632 135,000 once... 1495 01:34:13,718 --> 01:34:14,675 140!!! 1496 01:34:15,774 --> 01:34:20,145 Vimmi, if this goes south, they'll even take Pappu away from us! 1497 01:34:20,375 --> 01:34:23,552 140,000 once... 140,000... 145! 1498 01:34:24,199 --> 01:34:26,275 Unbelievable! Oh my God!!! 1499 01:34:26,605 --> 01:34:27,918 150,000. 1500 01:34:28,286 --> 01:34:30,792 150,000 once... 150,000 twice... 1501 01:34:30,982 --> 01:34:31,944 Let's go. 1502 01:34:32,164 --> 01:34:33,765 150,000 thrice! 1503 01:34:34,039 --> 01:34:35,005 ABU DHABI EQUESTRIAN CLUB 1504 01:34:40,352 --> 01:34:43,030 Congratulations to the young man! 1505 01:34:44,639 --> 01:34:46,487 When is the idiot going to show up. 1506 01:34:46,796 --> 01:34:48,227 He will. 1507 01:34:53,488 --> 01:34:54,462 He's here. 1508 01:34:57,626 --> 01:34:58,576 Ready? 1509 01:35:08,165 --> 01:35:09,460 - Sorry. - Yes. 1510 01:35:09,977 --> 01:35:12,371 I took all your caviar the other day. 1511 01:35:12,731 --> 01:35:14,333 I sincerely apologies. 1512 01:35:14,777 --> 01:35:17,095 Please accept this humble gift. 1513 01:35:17,639 --> 01:35:21,290 I gift you this beautiful horse. 1514 01:35:21,707 --> 01:35:22,458 Abdul? 1515 01:35:23,569 --> 01:35:29,744 Actually at 150,000 Dirham, this horse is too cheap for me. 1516 01:35:30,516 --> 01:35:33,705 I think it suits you better. Keep it. 1517 01:35:34,196 --> 01:35:36,332 Driver, drive! 1518 01:35:45,684 --> 01:35:46,985 What did you do? 1519 01:35:47,223 --> 01:35:47,867 What? 1520 01:35:48,065 --> 01:35:50,841 This was our chance to reel them in! 1521 01:35:51,033 --> 01:35:51,975 Calm down Rakesh. 1522 01:35:52,173 --> 01:35:56,150 Sweety there's no honey trap... if we ain't got any honey! 1523 01:35:56,376 --> 01:35:58,256 We need money to pull this off... 1524 01:35:58,466 --> 01:36:01,179 ...that horse was worth at least a 150,000! 1525 01:36:01,394 --> 01:36:05,438 We've already spent half of what Uncle took from them... in the last 4 days! 1526 01:36:05,830 --> 01:36:09,147 Take a chill-pill Rakesh. 1527 01:36:10,167 --> 01:36:12,994 And don't forget this is Bhuller they are trying to woo... 1528 01:36:13,242 --> 01:36:15,329 ...not some street-level thug. 1529 01:36:15,809 --> 01:36:17,192 Let them struggle... 1530 01:36:17,650 --> 01:36:21,273 ...soon they won't be giving us this 200,000... but the entire 2 billion! 1531 01:36:32,539 --> 01:36:36,424 There's whack jobs... and there's WHACK JOBS! 1532 01:36:36,657 --> 01:36:38,310 Which ones are these? 1533 01:36:38,784 --> 01:36:39,789 I can't even. 1534 01:36:41,044 --> 01:36:44,433 Baby, if you're all done, can I try? 1535 01:36:45,568 --> 01:36:49,109 Of course... the times - they are a changin'! 1536 01:36:49,347 --> 01:36:51,606 But what you gonna do? 1537 01:36:51,989 --> 01:36:56,181 Indian or Emirati. There's only one weakness men have. 1538 01:36:58,918 --> 01:37:00,954 We will be making an investment in downtown. 1539 01:37:01,217 --> 01:37:02,874 - You get my files. - Of course. 1540 01:37:03,326 --> 01:37:03,875 What? 1541 01:37:04,179 --> 01:37:07,052 I'm paying you 500 Dirhams a day. Order your own food. 1542 01:37:07,968 --> 01:37:09,057 This is mine. 1543 01:37:10,693 --> 01:37:11,884 Rakesh, listen. 1544 01:37:12,198 --> 01:37:12,801 Yes, my queen? 1545 01:37:12,999 --> 01:37:16,033 We've waited all morning. Maybe they won't show up today. 1546 01:37:16,231 --> 01:37:18,628 Right. It's a wrap for today. 1547 01:37:19,054 --> 01:37:21,483 At least we'll save on this loose change expenses. 1548 01:37:22,281 --> 01:37:24,814 C'mon then... chop-chop. Off you go. 1549 01:37:27,574 --> 01:37:30,649 It's time to get my money's worth. 1550 01:37:32,879 --> 01:37:36,294 Pappu, I promise I'll bring you along next time. 1551 01:37:36,900 --> 01:37:41,510 Rakesh, my man... this is the life! 1552 01:37:53,219 --> 01:37:54,369 Attagirl! 1553 01:37:59,520 --> 01:38:02,401 There's a sight you don't see in my hometown. 1554 01:38:04,195 --> 01:38:05,939 Nothing could be harder, 1555 01:38:06,642 --> 01:38:09,319 Blast from the 4x4 dancefloor, 1556 01:38:09,604 --> 01:38:12,332 Ever rising, awesome like parkour, 1557 01:38:13,293 --> 01:38:15,651 Jumping... its so easy, my art form! 1558 01:38:15,989 --> 01:38:18,000 Can't believe they'd stoop this low! 1559 01:38:20,525 --> 01:38:21,711 She's headed right here! 1560 01:38:21,937 --> 01:38:25,127 Rakesh, you moron... get out of there! 1561 01:38:30,605 --> 01:38:32,353 Play it cool Rakesh. 1562 01:38:37,465 --> 01:38:40,017 Swag on! 1563 01:38:44,530 --> 01:38:46,151 Where the hell is she going? 1564 01:38:52,289 --> 01:38:54,728 Mister Bhuller... right? 1565 01:38:55,112 --> 01:38:56,515 Rakesh, you rascal! 1566 01:38:57,695 --> 01:38:59,097 Who's asking? 1567 01:39:00,025 --> 01:39:02,364 Wow! You're from India too? 1568 01:39:04,964 --> 01:39:08,665 I've got some sunburn here... but I can't reach it. 1569 01:39:09,293 --> 01:39:11,463 Can you please put this lotion on me? 1570 01:39:12,903 --> 01:39:14,067 Thank you! 1571 01:39:18,484 --> 01:39:21,536 If I do this, a shoe will definitely fly into my face! 1572 01:39:23,665 --> 01:39:24,979 It's worth it! 1573 01:39:28,204 --> 01:39:28,934 Lotion! 1574 01:39:31,872 --> 01:39:36,422 Vimmi this brand might cost you your husband!!! 1575 01:39:36,678 --> 01:39:40,196 Move aside you lifeguard... how does this work?! 1576 01:39:41,072 --> 01:39:42,263 Yaaaa! 1577 01:39:48,329 --> 01:39:50,149 You have such a nice touch... 1578 01:39:50,623 --> 01:39:53,306 ...and you're hands are so strong Mr. Bhuller. 1579 01:39:54,419 --> 01:39:58,622 These hands have only been checking tickets for 15 years... 1580 01:39:58,893 --> 01:40:00,501 ...maybe it was all for this day. 1581 01:40:09,672 --> 01:40:10,949 I think I've seen you before. 1582 01:40:11,111 --> 01:40:12,505 That's right. 1583 01:40:12,748 --> 01:40:16,151 At the restaurant - the caviar... and then at stud auction. 1584 01:40:16,401 --> 01:40:17,272 Yes. 1585 01:40:17,648 --> 01:40:20,352 But you still showed so much maturity. 1586 01:40:20,631 --> 01:40:24,788 I don't know maybe that's why I like older men. 1587 01:40:25,026 --> 01:40:26,357 Like older man!! 1588 01:40:26,581 --> 01:40:27,715 Be careful! 1589 01:40:31,379 --> 01:40:32,521 Where are you lost? 1590 01:40:33,007 --> 01:40:34,714 The lotion's all done. 1591 01:40:35,628 --> 01:40:36,630 I have to go now. 1592 01:40:37,053 --> 01:40:38,023 Out of my way! 1593 01:40:38,309 --> 01:40:39,287 Watch out! 1594 01:40:45,437 --> 01:40:46,264 What the hell. 1595 01:40:46,517 --> 01:40:47,500 Okay bye. 1596 01:40:52,227 --> 01:40:54,002 Rakesh, you stupid oaf! 1597 01:40:55,130 --> 01:40:57,546 Man, I'm in some serious trouble! 1598 01:40:59,131 --> 01:41:01,472 She had sprained her back Vimmi. 1599 01:41:01,668 --> 01:41:03,543 I was putting the ointment on her back! 1600 01:41:03,763 --> 01:41:07,097 I know she's a woman... but we are all humans first! 1601 01:41:07,285 --> 01:41:11,272 Stop trying to con me Rakesh! 1602 01:41:11,688 --> 01:41:14,296 I'm not like the village belles of your small town. 1603 01:41:14,722 --> 01:41:16,394 I'm the Iron Lady of Uttar Pradesh! 1604 01:41:16,789 --> 01:41:19,581 I can't believe I've left my kid alone for your shenanigans. 1605 01:41:20,411 --> 01:41:21,379 My shenanigans?! 1606 01:41:21,561 --> 01:41:22,757 Yes, yours! 1607 01:41:22,990 --> 01:41:27,438 And if you get on my nerves, I'm gonna take Pappu and leave you! 1608 01:41:28,725 --> 01:41:31,563 Then you can dye your own hair and wash your own underwear! 1609 01:41:31,976 --> 01:41:33,957 No more 'behind the scenes'. 1610 01:41:34,169 --> 01:41:36,297 I'm gonna be with you, wherever you go! 1611 01:41:36,798 --> 01:41:40,269 Lemme see how human you are after all. 1612 01:41:51,509 --> 01:41:53,100 - Excuse me, Miss? - Yes sir. 1613 01:41:53,399 --> 01:41:54,326 How much is buffet? 1614 01:41:54,498 --> 01:41:57,380 It's 233 Dirhams per person plus tax! 1615 01:41:59,524 --> 01:42:00,644 Okay, for two people. 1616 01:42:00,932 --> 01:42:02,563 Ya, you can sit anywhere. 1617 01:42:02,857 --> 01:42:04,154 - Thank you. - Welcome. 1618 01:42:05,121 --> 01:42:05,664 Yes. 1619 01:42:05,962 --> 01:42:07,112 Bobby! 1620 01:42:09,204 --> 01:42:10,775 - Hi. - Hi. 1621 01:42:11,159 --> 01:42:13,525 What fresh hell is this? 1622 01:42:13,789 --> 01:42:14,648 You are here. 1623 01:42:15,244 --> 01:42:17,951 And I was looking for you on the sea front! 1624 01:42:19,091 --> 01:42:21,130 Uff... Nice suit. 1625 01:42:21,913 --> 01:42:22,537 Thanks. 1626 01:42:22,845 --> 01:42:24,579 God I have such a thing for men in suits. 1627 01:42:26,032 --> 01:42:28,636 Nice... come lets have breakfast. 1628 01:42:29,325 --> 01:42:30,981 Come, don't be so so shy... come. 1629 01:42:32,561 --> 01:42:33,549 Come sit. 1630 01:42:36,320 --> 01:42:38,681 You know my boyfriend also wanted to apologies, 1631 01:42:38,874 --> 01:42:40,643 he has been feeling so bad. 1632 01:42:41,427 --> 01:42:45,165 He's a little jealous... but who wouldn't be? 1633 01:42:45,353 --> 01:42:47,273 I mean we hit it off straight away, right? 1634 01:42:47,917 --> 01:42:48,601 Right. 1635 01:42:49,346 --> 01:42:52,415 - Is your boyfriend Emirati? - Yes. 1636 01:42:52,654 --> 01:42:53,991 - And you're Indian? - Yes. 1637 01:42:54,173 --> 01:42:55,024 How come? 1638 01:42:55,469 --> 01:42:57,374 Oh my god, it's really funny story! 1639 01:42:57,608 --> 01:42:59,472 I was born in Ludhiana... studied in London. 1640 01:42:59,634 --> 01:43:02,740 We met at Harrods one day. Oh my God, its love at first site. 1641 01:43:02,988 --> 01:43:04,956 He was like..."babe you are mine..." - I said okay. 1642 01:43:06,834 --> 01:43:09,803 That's all it took? 1643 01:43:10,614 --> 01:43:14,326 That's all it takes these days you know. 1644 01:43:22,149 --> 01:43:23,122 What? 1645 01:43:23,549 --> 01:43:25,748 - Hi, meet my- - I know who she is. 1646 01:43:26,204 --> 01:43:27,167 Hi. 1647 01:43:27,734 --> 01:43:29,421 - And she is- - Snooty Bhuller. 1648 01:43:29,685 --> 01:43:30,415 Sorry? 1649 01:43:30,628 --> 01:43:34,133 Cutie Bhuller... why, what did you hear? 1650 01:43:34,979 --> 01:43:37,065 So cute! Please sit no? 1651 01:43:37,572 --> 01:43:39,507 It's so nice to meet you. 1652 01:43:39,954 --> 01:43:42,892 You are such a lucky woman to have him as your husband. 1653 01:43:43,125 --> 01:43:46,700 Women must be falling over each other to marry a man like him. 1654 01:43:49,235 --> 01:43:50,395 So handsome. 1655 01:43:50,720 --> 01:43:53,394 Morning, beautiful people...darling. 1656 01:43:55,467 --> 01:43:57,331 You know Bobby I was just talking about you. 1657 01:43:57,513 --> 01:43:58,309 Love it. 1658 01:43:58,546 --> 01:44:02,140 You look like my morning butter... wanna put you on bread and eat. 1659 01:44:04,608 --> 01:44:06,614 Sorry for the auction Sir... Ma'am. 1660 01:44:06,877 --> 01:44:08,454 No, no... it's okay. 1661 01:44:10,332 --> 01:44:12,286 You are so kind hearted bobby. 1662 01:44:12,814 --> 01:44:15,241 We are here on a short trip... we'll leave soon. 1663 01:44:15,495 --> 01:44:18,615 We would be really happy if you accept the beautiful horse. 1664 01:44:19,050 --> 01:44:23,974 Ya please you should... please, pretty please for me. 1665 01:44:24,826 --> 01:44:25,535 OKAY! 1666 01:44:25,718 --> 01:44:26,324 Okay. 1667 01:44:26,543 --> 01:44:27,647 Not okay!!! 1668 01:44:28,227 --> 01:44:29,177 Not okay? 1669 01:44:30,565 --> 01:44:33,311 What is this?! Do you know who I am? 1670 01:44:33,752 --> 01:44:36,030 I'm the Money laundering Queen - Cutie Bhuller! 1671 01:44:36,264 --> 01:44:41,730 I can move billions of dollars across continents with a single phone call. 1672 01:44:42,333 --> 01:44:46,845 It takes people a lifetime to even share a table with me... 1673 01:44:47,683 --> 01:44:50,044 ...and you think you can just waltz in here?! 1674 01:44:50,302 --> 01:44:51,320 Get up! 1675 01:44:55,435 --> 01:44:57,998 You're making a scene Cutie. 1676 01:44:58,698 --> 01:44:59,906 Be quiet! 1677 01:45:00,395 --> 01:45:02,305 You think you're a bit stud? 1678 01:45:02,786 --> 01:45:07,796 Dude I from the Wild wild west of India. 1679 01:45:08,116 --> 01:45:09,393 You're new money, aren't you? 1680 01:45:09,596 --> 01:45:11,764 I can't see much of a pedigree here. 1681 01:45:12,985 --> 01:45:13,838 And you! 1682 01:45:14,626 --> 01:45:16,799 What's with this 'Bobby' nonsense? 1683 01:45:17,332 --> 01:45:20,292 Did nobody ever teach you any manners? 1684 01:45:20,669 --> 01:45:22,611 - Actually... - Shut it... or I'll shoot it! 1685 01:45:25,494 --> 01:45:26,715 Actually what? 1686 01:45:27,581 --> 01:45:30,970 You thinks we are your "bffs"?! 1687 01:45:32,221 --> 01:45:35,701 Don't you get too smart... or too familiar. 1688 01:45:38,305 --> 01:45:40,509 Bobby bloody Bhuller... It seems! 1689 01:45:48,377 --> 01:45:49,253 Fiery woman. 1690 01:45:49,512 --> 01:45:50,060 Yeah. 1691 01:45:50,286 --> 01:45:52,140 That's why I love her. 1692 01:45:52,504 --> 01:45:54,733 Let me rein her in a little. 1693 01:45:55,549 --> 01:45:56,395 Good day. 1694 01:45:56,562 --> 01:45:59,667 Good day! Ya, ya... you are the man. Go get her. 1695 01:46:01,736 --> 01:46:04,699 Oh man... things just got complicated. 1696 01:46:05,211 --> 01:46:07,385 No... it just got bloody simple. 1697 01:46:07,613 --> 01:46:10,070 Bhuller lady just gave away her identity. 1698 01:46:10,421 --> 01:46:12,368 We don't need these cons anymore... 1699 01:46:12,563 --> 01:46:14,150 ...from now on, honesty is the best policy! 1700 01:46:14,330 --> 01:46:16,464 Well done baby. Let's go. 1701 01:46:17,061 --> 01:46:20,253 Vimmi-Vimmi, listen to me! 1702 01:46:21,089 --> 01:46:22,477 - Vimmi. - What is it? 1703 01:46:22,846 --> 01:46:23,945 What was that?! 1704 01:46:24,143 --> 01:46:25,961 Why'd you have to make a scene? 1705 01:46:26,159 --> 01:46:27,143 I was managing it! 1706 01:46:27,882 --> 01:46:29,650 What were you managing, Rakesh? 1707 01:46:29,995 --> 01:46:33,586 That chick's calling you 'Bobby' while your wife's sitting right next to you! 1708 01:46:34,087 --> 01:46:35,901 If you're done with me... with this marriage... 1709 01:46:36,078 --> 01:46:37,702 ...just come out with it and tell me. 1710 01:46:37,983 --> 01:46:41,686 My god Vimmi, you've lost your mind... what are you saying? 1711 01:46:42,066 --> 01:46:43,241 I know what you're up. 1712 01:46:43,526 --> 01:46:46,845 You pretend like you care about our brand, but I know what's going on! 1713 01:46:47,169 --> 01:46:49,889 You went off script with your character so I changed our story. 1714 01:46:50,117 --> 01:46:52,691 Who says a man has to be the Kingpin... 1715 01:46:52,913 --> 01:46:54,301 ...why can't there be a Queen-pin?! 1716 01:46:54,468 --> 01:46:57,215 You think I'm acting funny? 1717 01:46:58,036 --> 01:47:00,929 Why didn't you take the horse... like we'd planned to! 1718 01:47:01,168 --> 01:47:03,893 We could've got going then itself... But no! 1719 01:47:04,354 --> 01:47:06,376 You wanted to make things 'challenging'. 1720 01:47:06,658 --> 01:47:08,720 You didn't think they'll try something else? 1721 01:47:09,014 --> 01:47:11,420 Go ahead... be the Queen-pin! 1722 01:47:11,622 --> 01:47:13,821 Lemme see how you lead this con, I won't say a word. 1723 01:47:14,140 --> 01:47:16,982 Sure. I will lead... way better than you ever did! 1724 01:47:17,205 --> 01:47:19,964 - Oh I can't wait to see! - And see you will. 1725 01:47:26,399 --> 01:47:29,693 Men will always be men. Is the plan still on? 1726 01:47:30,377 --> 01:47:32,312 Why don't you go ask the Queen-pin?! 1727 01:47:33,117 --> 01:47:34,541 What's wrong with you? 1728 01:47:37,685 --> 01:47:39,496 Looks like the idiot just hit the fan! 1729 01:47:42,838 --> 01:47:45,422 Hi ma'am would you like to sample our new cocktail please? 1730 01:47:45,802 --> 01:47:46,582 Is it free? 1731 01:47:46,800 --> 01:47:47,786 Yes ma'am... It's a sample! 1732 01:47:48,061 --> 01:47:49,143 Gimme a dozen. 1733 01:47:49,544 --> 01:47:51,009 Keep 5-6. 1734 01:47:53,547 --> 01:47:54,879 Thank you ma'am, enjoy! 1735 01:48:03,297 --> 01:48:04,412 Free samples, huh. 1736 01:48:05,522 --> 01:48:08,678 I doubt it tastes anything like our drinks back home cutie ma'am. 1737 01:48:09,555 --> 01:48:12,645 One dressing down... and you've gone from Arab Cocktails to Indian drinks. 1738 01:48:13,122 --> 01:48:14,524 If I'd gone 'Indian' straight up, 1739 01:48:14,700 --> 01:48:16,681 ...you would have thrown a slipper at my head. 1740 01:48:17,203 --> 01:48:22,601 To be honest, I think all this new money got to our heads. 1741 01:48:23,060 --> 01:48:26,997 We forgot our manners and our place. 1742 01:48:27,354 --> 01:48:31,792 Hope you can let bygones be bygones and forgive our childishness? 1743 01:48:32,318 --> 01:48:33,292 A child? 1744 01:48:33,843 --> 01:48:35,679 As compared to you two. 1745 01:48:36,603 --> 01:48:40,099 We tried hard to reach you via Bobby sir, but all in vain. 1746 01:48:40,486 --> 01:48:43,187 We thought we could trick you into helping us. 1747 01:48:43,695 --> 01:48:47,336 We need to launder about 2 Billion rupees... 1748 01:48:47,798 --> 01:48:52,038 ...but we were worried you won't take us seriously. 1749 01:48:53,301 --> 01:48:54,831 This is our last try. 1750 01:48:55,093 --> 01:48:56,296 If you disapprove, 1751 01:48:56,513 --> 01:48:59,058 I swear we will never show our faces again. 1752 01:48:59,862 --> 01:49:03,103 Sorry for all the trouble... and thank you Ma'am! 1753 01:49:07,683 --> 01:49:10,961 I appreciate the honesty, what state are you from? 1754 01:49:12,129 --> 01:49:13,756 Uttar Pradesh Ma'am... In the north. 1755 01:49:14,168 --> 01:49:15,926 That makes us neighbours. 1756 01:49:16,911 --> 01:49:19,297 Let's meet for dinner tomorrow at my suite. 1757 01:49:19,520 --> 01:49:20,827 Get your baby too. 1758 01:49:21,024 --> 01:49:23,942 So... Is that a 'Yes'? 1759 01:49:24,272 --> 01:49:26,404 - Dinner. Tomorrow night. - Okay. 1760 01:49:26,587 --> 01:49:28,223 I don't feel like working right now. 1761 01:49:28,588 --> 01:49:31,233 I am working on my tan. 1762 01:49:31,729 --> 01:49:35,730 Can I just say, how perfect that tan is! Okay. 1763 01:49:36,743 --> 01:49:39,149 I'll see you at the party. 1764 01:49:40,587 --> 01:49:41,909 Thank you, ma'am. 1765 01:49:48,392 --> 01:49:49,013 Cheers. 1766 01:49:49,277 --> 01:49:53,440 My friends... this world has two kinds of people. 1767 01:49:53,920 --> 01:49:55,963 One - the kinds who walk a straight... 1768 01:49:56,185 --> 01:49:58,036 ...honest path and sleep peacefully at night. 1769 01:49:58,231 --> 01:50:01,199 And Two - the kinds who take the crooked... 1770 01:50:01,397 --> 01:50:04,778 ...twisted path and live as if every night is their last. 1771 01:50:05,470 --> 01:50:08,189 We belong to the second kind... 1772 01:50:09,215 --> 01:50:12,143 ...and soon you guys will too. 1773 01:50:12,817 --> 01:50:16,086 So let's party like this literally is the last night of your free lives! 1774 01:50:16,381 --> 01:50:18,943 Like there's no tomorrow. 1775 01:50:19,203 --> 01:50:20,341 Well said! 1776 01:50:22,904 --> 01:50:25,550 You're going off track and headed for a crash. 1777 01:50:26,419 --> 01:50:29,829 Stop over acting. They are already sold. 1778 01:50:30,330 --> 01:50:31,579 Give me a minute Vimmi. 1779 01:50:32,099 --> 01:50:33,019 Vimmi? 1780 01:50:34,499 --> 01:50:37,257 Isn't her name Cutie? Cutie Bhuller? 1781 01:50:37,701 --> 01:50:38,245 No. 1782 01:50:40,160 --> 01:50:44,990 She's Vimmi, and I am Rakesh from Fursatganj, Uttar Pradesh. 1783 01:50:45,820 --> 01:50:49,949 It's the money laundering that made us Bobby and Cutie Bhuller. 1784 01:50:51,538 --> 01:50:52,478 Right Cutie? 1785 01:50:54,099 --> 01:50:57,030 Have you guys heard of Bunty and Babli? 1786 01:50:57,773 --> 01:50:59,948 No, who're they? 1787 01:51:01,087 --> 01:51:03,918 Legends... also from small town India. Like us. 1788 01:51:04,470 --> 01:51:05,602 So what? 1789 01:51:05,834 --> 01:51:08,473 All this money... we haven't earned it - 1790 01:51:08,795 --> 01:51:13,172 we ripped off a corrupt politician doing what we learnt from Bunty and Babli. 1791 01:51:13,642 --> 01:51:19,344 I bet that's what these real Bunty and Babli would've done! 1792 01:51:20,464 --> 01:51:22,676 Where is it now? 1793 01:51:23,219 --> 01:51:23,907 Who? 1794 01:51:24,403 --> 01:51:24,868 THAT. 1795 01:51:25,909 --> 01:51:28,497 Oh... the cash is safe back home. 1796 01:51:29,151 --> 01:51:31,322 We can get it where you say at 2 days notice. 1797 01:51:31,732 --> 01:51:33,371 Get the money to Delhi. 1798 01:51:33,891 --> 01:51:35,713 Done! Where in Delhi? 1799 01:51:36,327 --> 01:51:39,306 Bobby, where in Delhi? 1800 01:51:47,963 --> 01:51:49,452 Ma'am, your grace too. 1801 01:51:50,242 --> 01:51:51,148 Sure. 1802 01:51:52,163 --> 01:51:54,471 To our under construction building. 1803 01:51:54,671 --> 01:51:56,623 Cheers... once more, for 2 Billion! 1804 01:51:56,915 --> 01:51:57,705 Cheers! 1805 01:52:08,365 --> 01:52:09,341 2 Billion? 1806 01:52:09,910 --> 01:52:11,277 Just imagine! 1807 01:52:11,591 --> 01:52:14,006 I feel like you deserve a cut too. 1808 01:52:14,496 --> 01:52:16,519 What am I going to do with 2000? 1809 01:52:16,914 --> 01:52:20,054 At best I'll take the whole class for snacks... and turn into Mr. Popular! 1810 01:52:20,247 --> 01:52:21,717 You need to think big Pappu. 1811 01:52:22,055 --> 01:52:24,504 What then? 200,000? 1812 01:52:25,658 --> 01:52:26,427 Come on! 1813 01:52:27,458 --> 01:52:28,751 How much then? 1814 01:52:29,080 --> 01:52:34,004 You're the heir apparent boy... 1815 01:52:35,470 --> 01:52:38,444 ...you deserve at least 20 million! 1816 01:52:39,047 --> 01:52:43,377 007. Always think big! How much? 1817 01:52:43,732 --> 01:52:44,972 20 million! 1818 01:52:45,336 --> 01:52:48,303 Pappu's 20 million! 1819 01:52:48,895 --> 01:52:49,958 20 bloody million! 1820 01:52:50,442 --> 01:52:54,143 I want 20 million... I'm the heir apparent! 1821 01:52:54,834 --> 01:52:55,768 Moron! 1822 01:52:56,001 --> 01:52:58,165 Okay... I'll make do with 2000 then. 1823 01:52:58,398 --> 01:53:01,054 - Do want 2000 slaps instead? - No mummy, I'm sorry! 1824 01:53:01,266 --> 01:53:03,244 It'll be a miracle if you pass your mid terms! 1825 01:53:03,509 --> 01:53:04,956 20 million slaps you'll get. 1826 01:53:05,564 --> 01:53:08,093 Yo, Mr. Bobby Bhuller... can we leave? 1827 01:53:08,251 --> 01:53:10,299 We have a train to catch! Hurry up! 1828 01:53:10,611 --> 01:53:12,829 DELHI - INDIA 1829 01:53:18,764 --> 01:53:19,767 Is this okay? 1830 01:53:21,863 --> 01:53:22,766 Yes! 1831 01:53:27,982 --> 01:53:30,400 They'll get here first... and then Jatayu will. 1832 01:53:30,987 --> 01:53:35,353 Till then we will have all the proof we need. 1833 01:53:35,954 --> 01:53:37,254 Except for one thing. 1834 01:53:37,881 --> 01:53:38,599 What? 1835 01:53:39,345 --> 01:53:44,766 I've seen you get fresh with that pretty young thing... these last few days. 1836 01:53:45,745 --> 01:53:49,339 Tell me straight up Rakesh, if our love is one-sided now. 1837 01:53:49,958 --> 01:53:54,656 Here I am trying to stay in shape... dolling up every day, 1838 01:53:54,847 --> 01:53:59,259 wearing Sabyasachi knock offs... these blow drys. 1839 01:53:59,627 --> 01:54:02,691 Make up and what not! Who do you think it's for? 1840 01:54:03,054 --> 01:54:06,882 Who do you think I paint these stars on my nails for?! 1841 01:54:07,145 --> 01:54:09,204 I can't believe we're still discussing this!? 1842 01:54:09,429 --> 01:54:11,903 I need an answer Rakesh! 1843 01:54:12,490 --> 01:54:15,239 Tell me, are you bored of me?! 1844 01:54:15,760 --> 01:54:17,307 Be honest. I won't feel bad. 1845 01:54:17,497 --> 01:54:18,809 Yes, I'm bored! 1846 01:54:19,163 --> 01:54:23,701 I'm bored with your constant unhappiness! 1847 01:54:24,601 --> 01:54:29,202 Do you remember the last time you smiled at me? 1848 01:54:29,769 --> 01:54:32,554 You know these cons are like a game of poker... 1849 01:54:32,969 --> 01:54:36,535 ...you can't let on when you are bluffing, if you want to win. 1850 01:54:37,193 --> 01:54:39,919 All I did was stay in character Vimmi. 1851 01:54:41,654 --> 01:54:46,169 God knows I've never breached protocol in the last 15 years. 1852 01:54:47,705 --> 01:54:49,652 I may sway to a beat here there... 1853 01:54:49,930 --> 01:54:53,505 ...but you're the only song in my heart Vimmi Trivedi! 1854 01:54:54,866 --> 01:54:57,354 Is that true? Swear on Pappu? 1855 01:54:57,782 --> 01:55:02,712 I swear... on Pappu, our railway colony and by every person in our entire town! 1856 01:55:07,998 --> 01:55:09,047 I am sorry! 1857 01:55:09,708 --> 01:55:10,671 What? 1858 01:55:11,509 --> 01:55:13,865 I said I'm sorry. Idiot. 1859 01:55:16,895 --> 01:55:18,841 Better get warmed up now. 1860 01:55:19,528 --> 01:55:23,059 We need to get our revenge before Jatayu Singh gets here. 1861 01:55:55,620 --> 01:55:56,656 Got the cash? 1862 01:55:57,110 --> 01:55:59,082 - It's in the car. - Show me the bags! 1863 01:56:09,689 --> 01:56:11,211 Load them in the car. 1864 01:56:25,060 --> 01:56:28,219 All your money will be transferred to a foreign bank account by tomorrow. 1865 01:56:28,625 --> 01:56:29,571 Thanks. 1866 01:56:30,408 --> 01:56:32,346 - Thank you sir. - You can go. 1867 01:56:51,219 --> 01:56:52,246 Kunal. 1868 01:57:04,550 --> 01:57:07,082 Get up my child. 1869 01:57:09,099 --> 01:57:18,515 Are you wondering why your whole world has just turned upside down? 1870 01:57:21,569 --> 01:57:24,632 I designed that Bunty and Babli calling card. 1871 01:57:25,059 --> 01:57:27,331 I selected the colour, it's scheme... 1872 01:57:27,481 --> 01:57:29,380 ...and each and every detail like... what's it called? 1873 01:57:29,570 --> 01:57:32,819 - Font. - Yes, the font! I chose that. 1874 01:57:33,525 --> 01:57:38,806 And this name, Bunty and Babli, that you've been parading around... 1875 01:57:39,012 --> 01:57:41,661 ...was the result of our brilliance. 1876 01:57:42,125 --> 01:57:47,214 You small time thugs thought you could replace us?! 1877 01:57:47,563 --> 01:57:50,876 You thought you could just mooch off our brand... 1878 01:57:51,060 --> 01:57:53,051 ...by plastering it wherever you feel like? 1879 01:57:53,315 --> 01:57:56,706 Now we'll plaster your faces on tomorrow's papers. 1880 01:57:57,420 --> 01:57:58,917 Jatayu Singh will be here any moment. 1881 01:57:59,140 --> 01:58:01,713 You're looking at a minimum of 10 years. 1882 01:58:02,125 --> 01:58:04,886 Not to mention what Mrs. Lovely will do with you. 1883 01:58:05,251 --> 01:58:09,961 Get ready to rot in jail. 1884 01:58:11,123 --> 01:58:14,697 So you guys are the real Bunty and Babli? 1885 01:58:16,027 --> 01:58:16,802 Word. 1886 01:58:18,058 --> 01:58:20,899 Damn! We shouldn't have done this. 1887 01:58:21,123 --> 01:58:22,204 Wait, I'll handle this. 1888 01:58:22,387 --> 01:58:25,544 I knew we were going to get caught one day... if we keep doing it! 1889 01:58:25,706 --> 01:58:26,680 Lemme talk. 1890 01:58:26,862 --> 01:58:29,225 I should've never agreed to your stupid idea... 1891 01:58:29,556 --> 01:58:32,196 I should have just said 'No' to doing it one last time as well! 1892 01:58:32,455 --> 01:58:33,603 Just calm down Sonia. 1893 01:58:33,790 --> 01:58:35,018 You're asking me to calm down?! 1894 01:58:35,252 --> 01:58:36,881 I have a single mother dude. 1895 01:58:37,146 --> 01:58:38,587 How is she gonna live without me?! 1896 01:58:38,899 --> 01:58:40,561 Stop this fake drama. 1897 01:58:41,908 --> 01:58:44,842 We have used this same sad story many time! 1898 01:58:48,551 --> 01:58:50,617 We don't do this because we enjoy it. 1899 01:58:52,221 --> 01:58:54,450 Anybody who breaks the law, does it for a reason. 1900 01:58:54,726 --> 01:58:56,730 For some it's revenge, greed, or ambition. 1901 01:58:56,897 --> 01:58:58,479 Ours, was frustration. 1902 01:58:59,492 --> 01:59:03,448 India runs on a special fuel... that's unique only to us - 1903 01:59:03,969 --> 01:59:05,575 we call it 'Jugaad' or cutting corners. 1904 01:59:05,939 --> 01:59:09,034 Dad couldn't afford a private hospital for my birth. 1905 01:59:09,229 --> 01:59:12,667 He first needed 'Jugaad' for a hospital bed in a government hospital. 1906 01:59:13,198 --> 01:59:15,010 And then for admission in an English medium school 1907 01:59:15,203 --> 01:59:16,259 for a special tutor. 1908 01:59:16,412 --> 01:59:18,157 Jugaad to get me into the local Cricket team... 1909 01:59:18,362 --> 01:59:20,573 ...he used this jugaad to even get me internet on my phone! 1910 01:59:22,508 --> 01:59:24,218 I saw him cut corners all his life... 1911 01:59:24,954 --> 01:59:26,655 ...and grew up thinking. 1912 01:59:27,127 --> 01:59:30,959 Maybe this is the only way - Jugaad! 1913 01:59:32,209 --> 01:59:34,254 This same jugaad got me to an engineering college... 1914 01:59:34,532 --> 01:59:38,888 ...but even there I couldn't get by a single day without cutting corners. 1915 01:59:39,629 --> 01:59:43,639 In spite of hundreds of thousands in fees and tall claims of "job security". 1916 01:59:44,136 --> 01:59:48,608 Not even 20% of the graduates get a job. 1917 01:59:48,958 --> 01:59:50,461 And then some survey will declare that... 1918 01:59:50,626 --> 01:59:52,987 90% of graduates are unfit for employment! 1919 01:59:53,510 --> 01:59:55,556 But does anyone stop to ask why is that so? 1920 01:59:55,860 --> 01:59:57,852 And why doesn't it change? 1921 02:00:00,962 --> 02:00:04,327 My graduation had wiped out my parents' savings. 1922 02:00:04,840 --> 02:00:07,317 I didn't know what to do. 1923 02:00:07,987 --> 02:00:10,743 When it occurred to me if the system is designed to steal from us... 1924 02:00:11,160 --> 02:00:13,548 ...why not con the system itself? 1925 02:00:14,180 --> 02:00:16,770 And that's why we decided we're going to con agents of this 'jugaad' 1926 02:00:16,989 --> 02:00:18,938 and expose the system for what it is... 1927 02:00:19,197 --> 02:00:20,979 ...and in the process, fulfil our own dreams. 1928 02:00:21,192 --> 02:00:22,741 Tell me what exactly did we do wrong? 1929 02:00:25,462 --> 02:00:30,833 We grew up listening Bunty and Babli's exploits... on TV and newspapers. 1930 02:00:31,154 --> 02:00:34,258 As soon as we graduated, you became our role models. 1931 02:00:36,144 --> 02:00:39,553 We thought, like you guys, we too will never get caught. 1932 02:00:41,108 --> 02:00:43,976 We only keep 10% of the money we make... and give away the rest. 1933 02:00:45,246 --> 02:00:49,910 We forgot that our misdeeds are bound to catch up with us one day. 1934 02:00:52,518 --> 02:00:55,187 So here we are... and our money. 1935 02:00:56,016 --> 02:00:58,099 You can do what you want with us. 1936 02:01:02,330 --> 02:01:06,426 Vimmi, the world is made up of two kinds of people. 1937 02:01:07,259 --> 02:01:10,995 One - The kinds who sidestep a pothole on the road and move on with their life. 1938 02:01:11,339 --> 02:01:14,980 Two - The kind that stops... and asks who did this? 1939 02:01:15,268 --> 02:01:17,949 For what joy? And when will it be filled? 1940 02:01:18,818 --> 02:01:22,930 And there's a third kind... people like you, who can see the pothole... 1941 02:01:23,146 --> 02:01:25,353 ...and yet feel the urge to fall into it! 1942 02:01:26,645 --> 02:01:29,043 Stop being such a softie Rakesh. 1943 02:01:33,318 --> 02:01:35,457 Didn't we also get cheated by the same system? 1944 02:01:35,613 --> 02:01:37,632 That's why we became Bunty and Babli. 1945 02:01:37,841 --> 02:01:44,881 I believe if they are repentant, they should get a chance to make amends. 1946 02:01:47,865 --> 02:01:50,481 Isn't that the same thing Inspector Dashrath Singh did for us? 1947 02:01:51,216 --> 02:01:52,629 Remember Vimmi? 1948 02:01:53,124 --> 02:01:56,855 You know I get emotional when you talk about Dashrath uncle. 1949 02:02:17,896 --> 02:02:20,139 What the hell is this? Where are those two? 1950 02:02:20,404 --> 02:02:22,094 Sir they fooled us and fled! 1951 02:02:23,272 --> 02:02:26,140 But we've recovered the money... the entire 2 Billion. 1952 02:02:26,510 --> 02:02:27,920 It's in that van. 1953 02:02:30,493 --> 02:02:33,347 They fooled you and fled... but left all their money behind? 1954 02:02:33,980 --> 02:02:36,063 Can you explain that rubbish logic? 1955 02:02:36,772 --> 02:02:39,050 As soon as they heard Jatayu Singh is coming... 1956 02:02:39,253 --> 02:02:41,981 they started shivering in their pants and scampered away! 1957 02:02:42,572 --> 02:02:47,461 Vimmi dear... that's a great story for stoking my ego... 1958 02:02:48,942 --> 02:02:51,666 but as far as logic goes... that is complete poppycock! 1959 02:02:54,268 --> 02:02:56,525 You can go ahead and check the van. 1960 02:03:00,184 --> 02:03:04,696 Incredible! Flabbergasting... Mind blasting!!! 1961 02:03:05,621 --> 02:03:08,969 Katrina, Priyanka, Bipasha has replaced Gandhi on the notes! 1962 02:03:09,537 --> 02:03:12,563 These notes look fake. 1963 02:03:13,231 --> 02:03:18,555 Dear Former Bunty, they don't just look fake, they are fake! 1964 02:03:19,434 --> 02:03:20,945 They've fooled us again! 1965 02:03:23,313 --> 02:03:25,686 But I checked the 3 bags myself... 1966 02:03:25,997 --> 02:03:28,738 I told you... You've gone soft. 1967 02:03:28,979 --> 02:03:33,061 If you can fool them for 30 days by thinking like them... 1968 02:03:33,457 --> 02:03:36,682 ...then why can't they do the same to you and fool you with 3 bags? 1969 02:03:36,993 --> 02:03:39,537 There's real currency on the surface... 1970 02:03:39,880 --> 02:03:41,211 ...but the bags are full of fake notes. 1971 02:03:41,478 --> 02:03:42,760 I know Gupta. 1972 02:03:43,267 --> 02:03:44,951 What about the video recording? 1973 02:03:45,337 --> 02:03:51,991 I deleted the video after we let them go. 1974 02:03:53,140 --> 02:03:54,345 What could we do? 1975 02:03:54,637 --> 02:03:56,369 We thought they were repentant... 1976 02:03:56,579 --> 02:03:58,483 ...and wanted to give them a chance to make amends. 1977 02:03:58,781 --> 02:03:59,795 Are you a court judge? 1978 02:04:00,444 --> 02:04:02,817 Or the police? 1979 02:04:03,276 --> 02:04:05,629 Who gave you the goddamn right to decide? 1980 02:04:06,088 --> 02:04:07,855 Tell, me who gave you the right? 1981 02:04:08,279 --> 02:04:10,436 Um... Even Dashrath Singh... 1982 02:04:10,632 --> 02:04:12,028 Not a word. He's retired now. 1983 02:04:12,213 --> 02:04:14,370 The phone's ringing. 1984 02:04:15,359 --> 02:04:15,944 UNKNOWN NUMBER 1985 02:04:17,136 --> 02:04:18,170 Who is it? 1986 02:04:21,904 --> 02:04:23,659 Greetings Mr. Bunty... and Mrs. Babli 1987 02:04:23,932 --> 02:04:26,216 Just tell me where you are, you rascal? 1988 02:04:26,508 --> 02:04:30,340 If I see you I am going to make sure you won't be able to greet anyone again! 1989 02:04:30,615 --> 02:04:33,831 I know you guys are pissed about the fake notes, but think about it. 1990 02:04:34,116 --> 02:04:41,029 How could we pass on the chance to scam the real Bunty and Babli?! 1991 02:04:41,350 --> 02:04:44,763 You're telling me, you knew we were the real Bunty and Babli, all along? 1992 02:04:45,157 --> 02:04:47,734 When you took your wallet out on the night of the party. 1993 02:04:54,797 --> 02:04:56,555 I saw something I wasn't meant to. 1994 02:04:56,777 --> 02:04:58,291 You can't handle your drink. 1995 02:04:58,497 --> 02:05:02,411 It was nice to see you still carry your calling card even after all these years. 1996 02:05:02,748 --> 02:05:06,313 And that hour long rant about Jugaad and the system... was all a farce? 1997 02:05:06,720 --> 02:05:12,703 No. We did get a little too greedy and selfish about our aspirations, 1998 02:05:13,160 --> 02:05:15,767 when we landed this kind of money. 1999 02:05:16,218 --> 02:05:19,701 But then we recollected the reason that inspired us to become Bunty and Babli. 2000 02:05:19,977 --> 02:05:23,211 And so, in the interest of the general public, we're re-entering the game. 2001 02:05:23,713 --> 02:05:25,520 There's no point coming after us... 2002 02:05:25,728 --> 02:05:27,271 ...because we ain't getting caught again! 2003 02:05:27,489 --> 02:05:28,983 So don't waste your time. 2004 02:05:29,165 --> 02:05:31,273 - Take care and sleep tight! - Take care. 2005 02:05:36,443 --> 02:05:40,273 Bunty and Babli... Bunty and Babli..! 2006 02:05:41,740 --> 02:05:45,806 You have once again besmirched your own good name...as well as mine. 2007 02:05:46,292 --> 02:05:49,155 I was wrong... you guys are useless! 2008 02:05:49,602 --> 02:05:51,359 Please return to your domestic life... 2009 02:05:51,810 --> 02:05:54,869 ...and look after that ticking time bomb of a child that you've birthed. 2010 02:05:55,256 --> 02:05:58,093 I'm afraid his antics are going to leave both of you behind. 2011 02:05:58,580 --> 02:05:59,270 Out! 2012 02:05:59,722 --> 02:06:00,762 - Gupta. - Sir. 2013 02:06:00,991 --> 02:06:02,006 Leave them. 2014 02:06:15,592 --> 02:06:16,694 ONE WEEK LATER 2015 02:06:16,913 --> 02:06:18,035 - Rakesh!!! - "Why... and How?!" 2016 02:06:18,534 --> 02:06:19,808 That is the question everyone's asking. 2017 02:06:20,018 --> 02:06:21,224 Rakesh! Come fast. 2018 02:06:21,423 --> 02:06:25,333 "Orphanages across the country have received... 2019 02:06:25,603 --> 02:06:29,972 ...a mamoth deposit totalling 1.8 Billion rupees. 2020 02:06:30,320 --> 02:06:36,672 From none other than the master fraudsters - Bunty and Babli! 2021 02:06:37,205 --> 02:06:39,799 This money was transferred from an account registered in Abu Dhabu... 2022 02:06:39,989 --> 02:06:43,118 ...under their name - Bunty-Babli and Co. 2023 02:06:43,423 --> 02:06:46,121 - No one knows why..." - There's a courier for you. 2024 02:06:46,481 --> 02:06:50,301 Did you open the envelope Pappu? 2025 02:06:52,459 --> 02:06:54,611 Tickets to Abu Dhabi. 2026 02:07:05,498 --> 02:07:07,951 Greeting again... Mr. Bunty and Mrs. Babli! 2027 02:07:12,007 --> 02:07:14,438 Your plan was outstanding! 2028 02:07:18,400 --> 02:07:20,430 If we hand this money to Jatayu, 2029 02:07:20,735 --> 02:07:22,749 it's going to land up in some minister's safe... 2030 02:07:22,937 --> 02:07:24,871 ...or some business tycoon's going to use it... 2031 02:07:25,424 --> 02:07:27,666 ...to defraud the people and run away. 2032 02:07:30,393 --> 02:07:34,544 5% brand licensing fees with perpetuity, is that too much? 2033 02:07:34,778 --> 02:07:35,723 Perpetu... What? 2034 02:07:36,180 --> 02:07:37,662 Perpetuity... 2035 02:07:37,947 --> 02:07:41,459 They pay us, as long as they use the brand. 2036 02:07:45,703 --> 02:07:50,053 The police are on their way... you have two options right now. 2037 02:07:50,383 --> 02:07:52,692 Option A, surrender and repent. 2038 02:07:53,013 --> 02:07:56,221 Or option B, do as we say. 2039 02:07:56,759 --> 02:08:00,302 Whatever you do, just remember one thing... 2040 02:08:01,175 --> 02:08:04,287 ...there hasn't been a day in the last few years... 2041 02:08:04,662 --> 02:08:07,464 ...when we haven't regretted giving up being Bunty and Babli. 2042 02:08:09,140 --> 02:08:12,916 Mehmood, doesn't your son own a printing press in Delhi? 2043 02:08:13,561 --> 02:08:16,998 We need 40 kilos of recycled paper and 5 kilos of Monopoly notes. 2044 02:08:17,191 --> 02:08:20,183 Wait! If we con you, then we ought to have known all along... 2045 02:08:20,398 --> 02:08:21,985 ...that you are the real Bunty and Babli! 2046 02:08:22,332 --> 02:08:23,114 That's right. 2047 02:08:23,465 --> 02:08:25,276 Why else would we carry fake currency notes? 2048 02:08:25,618 --> 02:08:29,918 You'll say that you saw this calling card in my wallet... 2049 02:08:30,736 --> 02:08:32,925 ...on the night of the party. 2050 02:08:34,833 --> 02:08:37,203 Working with you guys was a joy! 2051 02:08:37,676 --> 02:08:40,051 We've transferred your 5% to your account... 2052 02:08:40,229 --> 02:08:42,729 ...and mailed the account number to Vimmi's email id. 2053 02:08:43,001 --> 02:08:45,623 I hope you guys liked our company name? 2054 02:08:47,721 --> 02:08:49,756 Would have been nicer if you called it. 2055 02:08:51,243 --> 02:08:55,395 "The original Bunty-Babli and company"! 2056 02:08:59,645 --> 02:09:03,158 That is that! What's next for you guys? 2057 02:09:04,032 --> 02:09:05,986 Didn't you guys say, not a single passes... 2058 02:09:06,342 --> 02:09:10,788 ...when you don't regret giving up 'Bunty and Babli'. 2059 02:09:12,895 --> 02:09:14,392 We don't want that feeling. 2060 02:09:14,768 --> 02:09:16,859 So we're going to keep doing this. 2061 02:09:17,112 --> 02:09:19,518 The world has seen Bunty and Babli 2.0. 2062 02:09:20,519 --> 02:09:23,118 What do you guys think about a Bunty and Babli 4.0? 2063 02:09:27,505 --> 02:09:30,744 Loan frauds in the Indian banking system have become a menace... 2064 02:09:31,195 --> 02:09:34,759 ...and the employees in-charge are responsible for a bulk of it. 2065 02:09:35,563 --> 02:09:37,996 HBC - Hindustan Banking Corporation. Raman Kochhar - Managing Director 2066 02:09:38,226 --> 02:09:41,201 Your consortium has been awarded the contract to build the highway, 2067 02:09:41,600 --> 02:09:45,214 but you guys have no experience in road construction. 2068 02:09:45,615 --> 02:09:48,829 This could be a risky proposition for our bank. 2069 02:09:49,127 --> 02:09:52,427 I mean, if you don't complete this project, 2070 02:09:53,446 --> 02:09:55,015 we will have to bear the loss. 2071 02:09:57,112 --> 02:09:59,706 Who decides if this loan is risky or not? 2072 02:09:59,909 --> 02:10:01,229 That would be me! 2073 02:10:02,478 --> 02:10:07,108 So, the approval of this loan depends solely on you? 2074 02:10:07,833 --> 02:10:08,935 Yes. That's right. 2075 02:10:09,427 --> 02:10:16,189 So if your wife gets a stake of 10% in our company... 2076 02:10:16,780 --> 02:10:21,754 ...will it make your decision a whole lot easier? 2077 02:10:22,883 --> 02:10:24,683 20%, not 10. 2078 02:10:25,202 --> 02:10:27,447 From ministers right up to the clerks... 2079 02:10:27,630 --> 02:10:29,916 ...there are a lot of palms that need to be greased. 2080 02:10:31,299 --> 02:10:32,261 Well sir... 2081 02:10:33,657 --> 02:10:35,769 It takes money to make money. 2082 02:10:37,750 --> 02:10:38,806 Done. 2083 02:11:09,667 --> 02:11:10,349 Tattooed. 2084 02:11:14,566 --> 02:11:15,173 Tattooed. 2085 02:11:19,420 --> 02:11:20,046 Tattooed. 2086 02:11:24,590 --> 02:11:26,854 I stalk your insta and your selfies. 2087 02:11:27,045 --> 02:11:29,140 I lose my heart, when you 'say cheese'. 2088 02:11:34,266 --> 02:11:36,606 You're the only party, only government... 2089 02:11:36,773 --> 02:11:38,900 To my heart's lonely parliament. 2090 02:11:44,012 --> 02:11:46,179 Take ma house, take all ma dough, 2091 02:11:46,408 --> 02:11:48,586 You can have da jaguar and da bungalow. 2092 02:11:48,860 --> 02:11:50,261 Just once girl... look at me right? 2093 02:11:50,402 --> 02:11:51,425 Your black eyes, shoot me at sight. 2094 02:11:51,600 --> 02:11:52,956 Why you gotta be so mean? 2095 02:11:53,389 --> 02:11:56,846 Tattooed girl... my beauty queen. 2096 02:11:57,029 --> 02:12:00,389 Tattooed girl... your eyes so green. 2097 02:12:00,679 --> 02:12:04,055 Tattooed girl... my beauty queen. 2098 02:12:04,284 --> 02:12:07,694 Tattooed girl... with eyes so green. 2099 02:12:07,906 --> 02:12:11,800 Girl... hey girl... Hey tattooed girl. 2100 02:12:32,516 --> 02:12:35,064 Dancin to the desi beat. 2101 02:12:35,273 --> 02:12:37,435 In that Spaghetti-n-jeans, 2102 02:12:37,659 --> 02:12:39,892 lookin oh so sweet. 2103 02:12:40,101 --> 02:12:41,955 My tattooed girl... yeah-yeah. 2104 02:12:42,451 --> 02:12:44,674 Dancin to the desi beat. 2105 02:12:44,922 --> 02:12:47,074 In that Spaghetti-n-jeans, 2106 02:12:47,364 --> 02:12:49,424 lookin oh so sweet. 2107 02:12:49,739 --> 02:12:51,013 My tattooed girl. 2108 02:12:56,146 --> 02:12:56,531 Listen up. 2109 02:12:56,720 --> 02:12:58,882 I'm a big movie star boy. 2110 02:12:59,182 --> 02:13:01,603 Don't you got newspapers in your car boy? 2111 02:13:06,440 --> 02:13:08,653 Just ma hair and ma make up. 2112 02:13:08,837 --> 02:13:11,152 Costs more than your jaguar boy! 2113 02:13:16,085 --> 02:13:18,323 Keep away your trashy pick up line. 2114 02:13:18,557 --> 02:13:20,648 Get a shave... a haircut and some shine. 2115 02:13:20,871 --> 02:13:23,536 Your Jag's a broken old truck... 2116 02:13:23,744 --> 02:13:25,292 ...these fake raybans... don't make you fine! 2117 02:13:25,501 --> 02:13:28,877 Tattooed girl... ain't comin with you. 2118 02:13:29,106 --> 02:13:32,527 Tattooed girl... needs someone new! 2119 02:13:32,785 --> 02:13:36,252 Tattooed girl... my beauty queen. 2120 02:13:36,445 --> 02:13:39,805 Tattooed girl... with eyes so green. 2121 02:13:40,043 --> 02:13:43,956 Girl... hey girl... Hey tattooed girl. 2122 02:13:44,891 --> 02:13:45,556 Get lost. 2123 02:13:49,708 --> 02:13:51,200 Tattooed girl... 2124 02:13:54,607 --> 02:13:56,150 Tattooed girl... 2125 02:13:59,400 --> 02:14:01,009 Tattooed girl... 2126 02:14:14,507 --> 02:14:20,248 They thought they could fool me, just because I was a fan. 2127 02:14:23,222 --> 02:14:27,854 Watch as I hang them upside down and suck the life out of them. 2128 02:14:29,883 --> 02:14:31,108 Agent 007. 2129 02:14:31,913 --> 02:14:32,719 Yes sir. 2130 02:14:34,673 --> 02:14:38,344 Forget about the motorbike, you deserve a car. 2131 02:14:38,957 --> 02:14:40,677 Which I'll gift you. 2132 02:14:41,969 --> 02:14:45,340 Because you have chosen nation over your own parents Patriot Pappu. 2133 02:14:46,600 --> 02:14:49,449 Your nation salutes you! 2134 02:14:50,666 --> 02:14:51,415 Sir!