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"Bitter...Bitter gourd"
"Scarlet...scarlet gourd"
"Chips...chips Drumstick chips"
"Bitter gourd scarlet gourd"
'Murungaikkai Chips' [Drumstick chips]
"Drumstick chips"
Surprised to hear a female voice-over during the introduction?
Bharathiraja
Gautham Menon
Samuthrakani
Sasikumar
All these years, you heard them at the beginning of the film.
But my voice-over is apt for this film.
Hello everyone. I'm Shakeela.
Yours Truly, Shakeela!
As far as your sight can see...
the lush, green with great personality
land that measure 1400 acres that houses field and farms
the current value of this property is 300 crores.
The surprising factor is...
the entire property for the last 9 generations...
is under the control of just one family.
Not even a small portion of it has been sold...
or has been acquired by anyone.
But if you lose control for even 5 minutes...
there's a danger the entire wealth will be handed over to someone else.
For the last 8 generations...
the men in this family have been protecting it without losing control.
But Arjun who belongs to the 9th generation...
is going to cause danger to the entire wealth.
Wondering how?
Today he's getting married.
"O' Thorns... I long for you to sew my heart!"
"I hide behind your shadow and live"
"Will the tiny drizzling clouds Splash the titchy of love?"
"When the lighting strikes all day, I search for your hands"
"My heart tries to say something"
"But forgets everything when you come near..."
"She will break a huge piece of jaggery"
"To mix a pinch of it in her words"
"She will raise her eyebrows And gives a rugged beautiful look!"
"My heart tries to say something"
"But forgets everything when you come near..."
"As the love took over me like a wild fire"
"I became a light that's about to go down slowly"
"I forgot my face when I could see"
"you in me while I look at the mirror"
"I will keep circling around you like a flipped coin"
"I will stick to you like tiny particles"
"that has been knocked down"
"I would cherish the moments keeping your cut nails above mine"
"Give me your heart with love"
"like a sun that interrupts the snowfall"
"My life"
"My heart tries to say something"
"But forgets everything when you come near..."
"My heart tries to say something"
"But forgets everything when you come near..."
"She will break a huge piece of jaggery"
"To mix a pinch of it in her words"
"She will raise her eyebrows And gives a rugged beautiful look!"
"My heart tries to say something"
"But forgets everything when you come near..."
"Was Throbbing alone"
"Was thrumming relentlessly"
"Was Throbbing alone"
"Was thrumming relentlessly"
"Was Throbbing alone"
"Was thrumming relentlessly"
"Was Throbbing alone"
"Was thrumming relentlessly"
(Chanting mantras)
Make sure to get everything that's needed for the ritual.
Dear God!
Namaskaram ma'am. Bless you all! Welcome everyone.
My niece is married and tonight is her wedding night.
I wish her a merry and a long married life.
The groom's name is, Arjun.
Your niece will indeed have a merry and long married life.
I hope your words come true. Thank you, Lord Muruga!
Lakshmi!
Over here.
I'm well-aware of your problem.
Tie this rudrakhsha-seed to the bride's saree-fall.
If she faces any hurdle during the wedding-night...
Ask her to hold this seed in her hand...
and recite Shasti Kavasam (Devotional Hymn).
All her problems will be resolved.
Take this.
Go.
Why is the manager roaming with a serving leaf?
- Son! - Yes uncle.
- Did you take bath? - Yes, I'm ready.
There's one last task left to increase your stamina.
- You mean supplements? - Yes! Come.
I'm coming!
Here you go.
Thank you.
Son, this is drumstick leaves,
drumstick roast
drumstick stir fry
drumstick flowers roasted in ghee.
And this is ghee roasted small-onions.
This is drumstick roots' soup.
- What happened to drumstick tree? - We pulled it out completely.
Son, you're very lucky.
Your wife's aunt, she's very well-versed in these things.
She's the one who has cooked this meal for you.
- Come on, have your meal. - Sounds good.
Tell me this, why do you need a lipstick when it's going to be smudged.
Hey, stop it already.
Tonight's she's going to be awake all night.
You guys are shameless!
In the morning we'll know who's the shameless one.
Come on, stand up. I'll adjust your sari fleet.
- What happened? - It's okay, I'll do it myself.
- Oh! - Oh, no!
Why are you quivering, my dear?
Will you do the same when your husband comes closer?
But tonight only undressing will happen.
I'm sure she'll handle it.
Hey, stop pulling her leg. She's very shy about all this stuff.
Get lost you little rascals.
Hey, brats, everyone step outside for a moment.
I have to give her a few important tips for her wedding night.
Hello, please give us some tips too.
I'll learn them too.
That's exclusively for married women to learn for their wedding night.
What about women who get married after their wedding night?
You brats!
Are you guys planning to do such a thing? Get out from here.
Shanthi, I'll give you tips on to-do things on your wedding night.
Listen closely, okay.
Sister, please don't teach me nasty things.
- If you do, I'll start quivering. - Yeah!
You may quiver now but over there you'll be rocking it.
I've heard many women say the same.
Sister, please don't give me any tips.
- I'll manage it myself and adjust. - How will you adjust?
There are 3 types of men.
- Do you know? - Is it?
- Oh, come on, now you have to teach me. - See, I knew it!
Hey, I kept twin-bananas inside our gift box.
- Really? - Preethi's ex-boyfriend was here
he looked so damn cringy!
Damn you women, how dare you're sitting on my bed?
Hello, girls, get off the bed that's set for the wedding night.
We've been decorating the bed.
Thanks a lot. You've done enough. Please get out.
He's too excited and in a hurry. It's only 8 PM in the night.
Back in the day, 8 PM was the bedtime.
Oh, he's going to sleep all night it seems.
Yeah right! Get out from here.
I'm going to get your grooms all drunk on their wedding night.
Come on, get out.
- Looks like he's drunk himself. - Nope, but I did unload.
- What's your name? - Darshu!
I'll make sure to get your husband sloshed.
Get going!
I'm going to decorate the bed for my dear wife.
She has arrived!
Finally, she's here.
Oh, no, she shouldn't notice me.
Where should I keep it?
You're done for today, dear.
Come on, dear.
Hey, who are you? And what are you doing over here?
I brought your wife's clothes.
Listen, you're spoiling the decorations.
Please get off the bed.
- Hope no one sees this. - Anyway, it's going to be spoiled.
There's difference between my wife and some random stranger.
I said get off the bed. Come on, get out from here.
- Listen. - Yes, ma'am.
- Is it cow's milk? - Yes.
- Is it A2 milk? - You're right!
Sounds good.
There are all kinds of nuts in these packs.
Take a fist full of each nut and fine grind it in the blender.
Then add it to the milk and boil.
Boil until the nuts totally dissolve in the milk.
In the end, the milk should turn thick like a dessert.
And that'll give a high to the groom.
I think I forgot to mention something important.
You mean this?
Take four pills from it, crush them and add to the milk.
No one should know.
Do these pills add the extra zing?
- It'll rock it! - Oh, my...!
Oh no!
During my wedding night I never knew such things existed.
Had I known. My life would've been different now.
At least, I might have got pregnant.
Geethu!
- Who is this? - My husband.
I don't think he was capable at all.
You're right!
Hey, don't tell him.
Hello! Let's go, girls.
What is it, sir?
- Showing off too much. - Why are you playing kabbadi with her?
- What is all this? - Different types of nutritious nuts.
And this is, Ashwagandha (Adaptogen).
If we mix all of it in the milk...
the groom will be active all night long.
Looks like you're holding an entire grocery store.
Just 'cause that women requested,
I fed the groom an entire drumstick tree.
He has already eaten it all.
And is now all riled up with energy.
Not sure what's his condition inside the room.
The women coming out of the room are all smiling with glee.
Don't you want him to stay alive to see the sunrise or not?
Listen, just give him the nutritious nuts.
And this will come in handy for us.
Oh, no, boss!
- Guys come over here. - Yes, boss!
The 3 guys have been dodging me for long without repaying the debt.
They're ignoring my calls.
But they can't stay away from alcohol.
I heard they're a regular to this bar.
If you see them, just nab them like chickens.
Boss, I'll break their bones and collect your debt.
Don't scream damn it! They might hear us and escape.
- He took a loan from me, don't forget. - Okay, boss.
Get to work. No one should sleep tonight.
That goes to you people too. Start the car, we'll be out there.
Okay, boss.
- Get me 3 bottles. - Here you go.
Hey, Sasikumar, here you go.
Elections are on.
If I reach home drunk, my parents will beat me up.
If I don't drink, the politicians will beat me up.
The entire nation is in peril like Powerstar's movie banner.
- Do you remember loan-shark, Das? - Yes.
He's been looking for us profusely.
I'm sending you the location. Come soon.
- If you can't make it. Die! - Okay, buddy.
- Waiter, get me a glass of water. - Here I come.
Dear Libra producer, process my payment inclusive of GST.
I just see a glass but no water.
I's suggest soda instead of water.
You...
Who else did you expect? I'm the one who loaned you money.
Hi, Kaali Venkat! Come on, let's escape.
- Hey, don't run. Hear me out. - Oh, no!
These scooters are not made for getaways!
Come on, hop on. Quick!
Hey, hold it right there.
- We shouldn't get caught. - Stop, damn it!
These morons are sleeping. Hey, wake up, morons!
- Hey, where's the driver? - I'm coming.
Come on. Hey, where were you?
- I was peeing. - That's not important. Chase them!
Come on, step on it.
Why are you driving so slow? It's just a scooter.
Come on, drive faster, damn it!
- Don't let them escape. - Das, is gaining on us.
- Keep chasing. - Hey, ride faster.
- Hey, they should not escape. - He doesn't seem to stop.
Wait, I'll get through the pillars.
Come on, keep driving. Ram into the pillars.
- Ram into the pillars. - Boss, how much do they owe you?
- 1.5 lakhs! - The bumper is new and it's 2 lakhs.
It was really hard to escape from Das tonight.
Why are we entering from the back exit?
House owners can use the front entrance.
But crooks like us are supposed to use the back entrance.
- Who owns this house? - I'll explain later. Let's go.
- Hope the bottles are safe? - They were chasing us like dogs.
This is not the respect SSS Real Estate owners deserve.
We gathered wealth. Reduced the value of the money.
They've spoiled our business.
That's why I've been dodging Das, 'cause I'm unable to repay the loan.
I'm not able to sleep at nights.
We're lucky that this house owner lives in America.
For the past 6 months I've been breaking and entering into this house.
- Here you go! - Pour me a drink.
Sasi, give me some water.
Keep pouring. Hey!
Damn, there's a cockroach inside the liquor bottle.
Now how do I drink it? I've lost 150 rupees.
So, there's a cockroach inside?
Great, let's sue the company and pay off our debts.
Hey, do you think someone will pay us if we sue them for this?
For cases as this, we have consumer court.
Call the lawyer who we helped to get a house on rent.
- Hello. - Hello, sir, this is SSS.
Tell me, Saravana.
Nothing much, sir. We were planning to booze.
There's a cockroach inside the liquor bottle.
If we sue the company will we get paid?
You can sue them with no mercy.
You guys come over to the office tomorrow.
And make sure to take good care of the cockroach.
That's our only evidence.
- Another important thing... - Tell me, sir.
We have hit jackpot.
- We can get them to pay 5-6 lakhs. - Oh, okay!
So, let's split it 50-50. Do you agree?
- He's asking for 50%. - We'll later cheat him on this.
- Okay, sir, agreed. - Okay, done.
Okay, let me compete with AR Rahman.
What is this?
- Music box. - I can see that.
Why are 'you' using it?
The last 6 months, it has been my friend.
I learned music on it.
There's an upcoming film titled, Murungakkai Chips.
I was approached to compose the producers' sequence in the film.
- Listen to what I've composed. - Fine, sit down.
1 2 3 4
He is quite good at it.
Buddy, you're rocking it.
Your song resurrected the dead cockroach.
Yes!
- Wow, that's great. - Oh, no!
Idiots, our money bag is flying away.
The joy was short-lived.
- Damn it, you let it fly away. - Stop ranting. Go and catch it.
Ayya, for the past 9 generations, you all have been our guardian angels.
And have been protecting and keeping us all happy.
I pray that even if our lineage extends for 100 generations,
I wish your blessings shall do too.
Today, Arjun Navalar of the 9th generation...
got married and is heading to his wedding night.
I'm going to put him through the same challenge...
just like all the men in our family faced.
I hope he's able to get through the challenge and emerge a winner.
I request you all to bless him to emerge a winner.
Parmeshawara, on your wedding night my father put you up to the challenge.
As you and your wife are no more...
I will be putting your son up for the challenge.
All these years, I've raised him hale and wealthy.
But please bless your son so that he wins this challenge tonight.
Sir, the list of all your entire properties' worth.
Okay, keep it safe inside. And take out my will from the locker.
Here you go.
Hail Muruga!
Call the advocate and ask him to come right away.
Sure.
Grandpa?
The girl has not arrived yet.
But I heard a weird noise from your room.
Were you practicing something?
No will practice such things.
You're very sharp in all these stuff.
Kissing bell! What brings you here so late?
I need to talk to you about an important matter.
Important matter?
We'll discuss it in the morning. You please leave now.
I have to discuss it with you today. And it has to be done right away.
- Lock the door. - Grandpa!
I don't know what's on his mind. Grandpa, you're torturing me.
Tell me. What's the matter?
Since your childhood, you grew up with no self-discipline or control.
You keep telling everyone about this.
And it'll help our business grow multitude.
Listen, when you were a 3-year-old, you gave your first flying kiss.
I was a child back then.
And during your 6th grade you wrote a love letter to a girl.
Those were confusing times.
And during 9th grade you smooched a girl.
Grandpa!
Why is this important now?
I thought you wanted to discuss an important matter.
That important matter is connected to all of it.
Fine, go ahead.
I'm going to put you through a test...
to check your self-discipline and self-control.
Test?
Okay, did you get pen and paper? What test is this?
You don't need it.
Tonight even your little finger shouldn't touch your wife.
What? Little--
Grandpa, now you're pissing me off.
- I have immense respect for you. - I appreciate it.
But for just tonight keep away from your wife.
Why?
It's just for one night.
From tomorrow, you can have all the fun.
Wedding night demands for it. It's no fun without it.
As I'm suffering from fever, I can't take up this test.
Your test, my foot.
All the men in our family have gone through this test.
You call this a family? Really?
If this is a family tradition why am I hearing it just now?
Already the shots have been fired and were on its way...
but now you're asking me not to shoot!
It's really hard to stop it.
- I can understand. - You're the expert though.
But the tradition is to let the groom know about it only on his wedding night.
What's with this tradition?
There are two things to bear in mind.
One: is to check if you're self-disciplined.
Two: is to check if you respect your elders.
Listen, I'm self-disciplined.
Also I know how to respect my elders.
You please leave now.
So, you won't listen to me?
At any cost, I won't listen to you tonight.
You please leave.
Okay. Tomorrow after the sunrise...
I'll donate our entire wealth to the next door orphanage.
After all it's just a matter of 300 crores.
What? Hold on, grandpa!
What's with the 300 crores? And why are you donating it?
Listen, in our legacy...
only the men who overcome this challenge
are to be rewarded with the entire wealth.
Let me explain.
Only a person who has self-control and discipline...
can handle the opulence of the wealth.
Our ancestors strongly believe in this notion.
I mean, when your wife is right next to you...
a man who doesn't touch her
will definitely won't give up the wealth to other woman.
That's the connotation.
Your father and I constrained ourselves...
that's the reason our wealth didn't diminish.
If you lose your control tonight...
the 300 crore wealth will not be yours.
But the Anbu Orphanage will score a jackpot.
Damn, the old man caught him by the hook.
So, you want me to sleep alone in this room...
and my wife should sleep in another room?
No, no, no, no!
If you don't have anything to eat...
then you're starving.
But when the delicious food is right in front of your eyes...
you should hold yourself without touching it. That's fasting.
I'm asking you to fast.
So, when she comes over just keep talking to her.
- I'm dead. - Another important matter.
You shouldn't tell your wife about the wealth challenge.
Because, when she learn it's a matter of 300 crores...
she'll kick you out and keep away.
So, you should not let her sleep and keep talking to her.
There are too many twists to this plot.
So, she'll bowl...
but I'm not supposed to use bat neither I should get out.
Even the God will lose cool.
I did ask you when I met the girl.
I even asked you during engagement.
You didn't even let me get her phone number.
Had I spoken to her over the phone...
that would've been pacifying.
Talk all you want.
Talk throughout the night. I'm not stopping you.
It's not possible, grandpa.
It's very difficult.
If we put our heart in it. It will be easy.
Show me your hand.
- I said, show me your hand. - Why?
To control your frolicking youth...
I've got a hexed-band that you should wear on your wrist.
Come on!
All the best.
Hope everything goes dandy tonight.
With this band no dandy is going to happen.
Oh, no, the old man is coming outside.
Damn, the lift is not working.
- Manager, come over here. - Yes, sir.
It's a kissing bell I believe. Remove that disgusting thing.
Thank goodness.
Auntie!
You look like a goddess. I hope I don't jinx it.
What happened?
I need to talk to you about an important matter.
- Listen carefully. - Go ahead, auntie.
Your second aunt Poongulali she has no kids.
- Are you aware? - Yes.
And your eldest aunt, Loganayagi. She too doesn't have kids.
And our oldest aunt, Mageshwari...
she too doesn't have kids.
Do you know why? Because they brought it on them.
They didn't consummate their marriage during the mentioned auspicious time.
They didn't realize its importance.
But if you see the people with the kids...
consummated their marriage on the wedding night.
But the others postponed without consummating their marriage.
That's why they never had kids.
It's a curse that has been looming over our hereditary.
I don't want this continue anymore.
What I'm trying to say is... I don't care what you do.
Tonight, you'll have to consummate your marriage.
You kids are from modern generation.
Postponing it by a week.
Or going to bed early 'cause you're tired.
Or waiting for honeymoon to happen.
Or going to sleep fidgeting your phone.
Nothing of that sort should happen.
Children are a blessing.
You don't just have them in the hospital.
It has to happen inside the four walls.
Understood?
So, make sure to consummate your marriage tonight.
Don't hesitate. Do it.
Even if the groom feels sleepy you shouldn't let him sleep.
Understood?
I know for a fact that you're a very shy person.
You got to step up tonight.
Make sure to shower love and affection on your husband.
Understood?
Keep this rudraksh-nut tied to your sari-fall.
If you run into any hurdles...
hold this in your hand and recite Shasti Kavasam.
You'll sail smoothly through your hurdles.
Hey, listen to this.
All you do is cook for this family.
Inside the room a huge deal is going down.
Deal? What kind of deal?
I'm not a moron but our boss is one.
No one will be a fool to giveaway 300 crores to an orphanage.
He is a man of pride.
He's capable of doing it.
Only if the groom consummates it'll be given to the orphanage...
but if he doesn't then it stays.
I'm sure he will consummate for sure.
He's like the Arjunan from Mahabharata.
I hope you're aware of the famous quote.
What Arjunan did with so many wives...
he's capable of doing it all with just one wife.
He'll definitely consummate.
He's a the Lord of lust.
If he consummates, the old man will giveaway the wealth to the orphanage.
Hope you remember the politician, Ulganathan.
That orphanage is run by him.
The entire wealth of our family will be donated to an orphanage.
If that happens we'll be out of job.
Then we'll be struggling to make ends meet.
- No! - Why?
- Why don't we try this? - What?
- I don't wish to be a cook all my life. - Correct!
- I wish to be the owner of this house. - Correct.
So, let's plan everything to a dot.
Let's go to the politician Ulaganathan.
And make him believe, we brought this wealth to his orphanage.
- Then what? - If he believes us...
the entire 300 crores wealth will be in his pocket.
We'll demand a commission of 10%.
30 crores!
He'll enjoy 270 crores and we'll enjoy 30 crores.
- How's the plan? - You're great, dear!
I thought we all switched off our phones.
How are you getting a call?
I changed my sim cards.
I don't know who's calling.
Put it on speaker. We'll find out.
Hello!
Am I speaking to SSS real-estate, Saravanan?
Yes who is speaking?
This is Navalar family manager, Linguswamy.
- Tell me, sir. - Listen to this.
You have to finish a huge deal for me overnight.
Is it possible?
How much are we talking about?
It's 300 crores!
Listen, we're already frustrated.
Don't be kidding around to fix a deal overnight worth crores.
Don't be in a hurry. First, hear me out.
Go ahead.
Did cat caught your tongue?
What should we do now?
Now you're talking!
The in-charge of Anbu Orphange, his name...
- Manda Ganesan! - You're correct.
- He's your uncle, right? - Yes.
Ask him to fix this deal.
Tell him I demand 10% commission.
And I'll give you guys 1% commission.
Also, you can take another 1% commission from them too.
Okay, I'll speak to him and get back to you.
- Hello. - Uncle, this is Saravanan.
Who Saravanan?
Your second cousin Tamizhselvi's son.
- I'll whack you damn it. - Why?
Your mother and I don't get along.
Why are you calling me now?
You baldy, it's a matter of 300 crores.
I called to speak about it.
And you're yelling. Do you want a piece or not?
Are you serious?
6 orphanages are in your control.
You pick at your will.
Hey, Saravana...
your mother and I don't get along.
But you and I are good.
I thought as much.
I'll make sure your orphanage gets the funds.
And you should give Lingu 10% who made this happen.
And pay us 1% as commission. What do you say?
10% is not a matter. I can even give you 11%.
Grab this deal right away.
Lingu brother, the deal is on and you'll get your 10%.
And you should give us 1% as promised.
You'll get your cut don't worry.
- Oh, no, this! - I'm going to put them all.
So much will turn him into a crazy horse.
Just for 27 crores we're scheming behind their back.
Imagine how much he'll put in effort to save the 300 crores.
What if... he doesn't consummate his marriage?
Babe, do a cat walk.
Why? Is she going to hunt a rat?
I think she meant to say, walk with grace.
- That's it! - Now I get it, baby.
- Do you know how it got the name? - No!
It walks gracefully to attract its partner.
So wives are supposed to walk like it to attract their husbands.
- Understood? - That's awesome.
We know that you're a smart woman.
But make sure you don't make it look so obvious.
Try to act innocent and say you don't know anything.
Men prefer women who are innocent and don't know anything.
This is where we get off. The rest is up to you now.
- What happened? - Hey, he's praying to the God.
Oh, God, no!
Muruga, to save ones' wealth, you have to work hard.
But in my case I am not supposed to do any work.
It's different!
Damn, she's good looking!
Muruga, she looks amazing!
Maybe he's praying for the wedding night to go smoothly.
I think I'm going to lose control tonight.
Bless me with peace, Muruga!
Give me peace. Muruga, give me peace!
Muruga!
I asked for peace. But you're giving me a piece of cake.
Muruga!
Muruga, if the wedding night goes on smoothly...
next year I'll come along with my husband and child to tonsure our heads.
Hail Lord Muruga!
You can answer her prayers tomorrow.
Please help me today. Hail Lord Muruga!
Muruga!
- Dear! - Yeah...
What did you pray for?
If we tell what we prayed for it'll be jinxed.
This woman is trying to get it out of me.
- Are all the papers in order? - Yes, everything's in order.
Tomorrow, prepare for 2 documents.
One favoring my grandson Arjun to be rewarded the entire wealth.
The second one will be in the favor of Anbu Orphanage.
Tomorrow if my grandson respects my word and wins the challenge...
I'll gift him the entire wealth.
But if he loses control and fails to win the challenge...
the entire wealth will be donated to the orphanage.
And that will be his punishment.
I want the documents ready by 5 AM.
No compromise!
Okay, sir. I'll get them ready.
Hello, lawyer. I was bringing you coffee. Where are you off to?
Looks like your boss has lost it and is conducting stupid tests.
Fine, what if he consummates his marriage...
and lies about it in the morning, what will he do then?
That's a possibility.
Great. Now that you've made me aware of it...
you go ahead and follow boss's order.
I'll take care of the rest.
It doesn't concern me. I'll get the documents ready.
What if he consummates and lies about it?
He might do it. In fact, he will do it.
Oh, God, this is torture.
Not sure what she's going to ask me.
I spoke to my grandma about what you said.
It's okay to tell our wife about what you prayed for.
But my grandfather has said, it should not be shared with anyone.
Who is wise? Grandfather or grandmother?
Both are way wiser!
Hey, you shouldn't mock the elders.
Why are you shutting me up with your hand?
How else?
One of my friends mentioned...
that she was very talkative on her wedding night
and her husband shut her mouth by kissing her.
- He was lucky though. - After that they stopped talking.
- Obviously! - What did you say?
I meant to say that he used the wrong technique.
Let me make an excuse.
The elders asked me to serve you milk once I entered the bedroom.
Sure, I'll have it eventually.
Drinking milk will make me sleepy.
No-no... I didn't mean to.
Oh, God, how do I get out of it?
I wonder who invented the concept of using flowers on the wedding night.
Dear, that's poking me.
- Shall I remove everything? - No, no... you don't have to.
- I meant the jewelery. - You don't want me to remove anything?
Then what about the ritual?
We'll postpone it to tomorrow.
Why don't you tell me about yourself? And I'll tell you about myself.
Let's get to know each other well.
- She's trying to hook me. - Dear...
why don't we get to know each other tomorrow?
Looks like she's going to take me down.
Phone!
Friend! I have to take this call.
Who are you? What brings you here so late in then night?
- I am Kunjumani. - I don't get it.
I am an Electronics Engineer.
SSS Saravanan sent me.
I heard you were looking for an expert.
Yes, you're right!
Come in.
- Has the expert arrived? - Yes. Please come.
What are you going to do? Do you have a camera?
Sir, don't be silly.
This is Digital India!
I have invented a vibration machine.
It's an advanced version. Hold on a minute.
I wonder what is it.
This is the device I invented.
If we attach this to room where wedding night is happening...
What happens?
- By the way, can you show me the room? - Yes, come on.
This is the room.
- Oh, this room. - That's right.
- What is he doing? - This is the software I created.
An indicator for the vibration detector.
If they're consummating their marriage inside the room...
the detector fixed on the door will send a signal to this indicator.
And the indicator on this software will start moving fast.
Really?
As far as they're consummating it'll keep beating over here.
Sounds about right.
If they're doing it on the bed, the indicator will point it out.
What if they do it on the floor?
That's why I added a feature in this software.
This device will start working the second a man and woman come together.
How do we believe that it actually works?
- She's your wife, right? - Why do you ask?
Why don't we do a demo with you two?
- That's a good idea. - Not required, man.
Brother, we believe you.
So, this indicator will react only to the room where wedding night is taking place?
You see, it's a wedding house...
there are many couples roaming around.
We wouldn't know what they'll be up to behind closed doors.
I hope this indicator won't pick up on random hook-ups.
Don't worry, it'll react to the wedding night room.
Phew!
Otherwise, even if you do it next to the laptop it won't react.
That's a great invention. You can leave now.
- Your charges? - I'll get it from them.
- Laptop? - Let it be here.
- That's great. - Bye!
27 crores confirmed!
Even if he's going to lies about not doing it...
Nah, he can't do it anymore!
Who gives banana as a gift?
People truly are broke.
Dear, do you even know the importance of this banana?
It's high in fiber and helps with digestion.
Oh, God, you're so naive!
You should eat one half of it...
and I should eat the other half.
If you consummate after eating it...
we'll be pregnant with twins.
Twins! I like twins a lot.
Give me that. Keep them safe.
- We'll eat them tomorrow. - Tomorrow?
Oh, no, the nuts are missing.
Hey, banana doesn't have a nut.
I was talking about Rudraksha nut.
- Rudraksha nut? - Oh, no!
Where did I lose it?
- Is this the one? - Phew! Give it to me.
Wait! What are you doing?
If there are any obstacles during the wedding night...
I should hold this rudraksha nut and recite Shasti Kavasam.
Auntie said by doing it the wedding night will go on smoothly.
Let me do it!
What if it comes true?
Oh, no! Come on, what's this nonsense?
It's digital age and you still believe in all of it.
Get lost, damn it!
- She got pissed. - He's gone mad!
The respect is gone!
Where did it go?
Wait and watch, my dear.
Thank goodness, I dodged the bullet.
- Dear, there's a cockroach. - Tell me!
- I know, what else. - I said a cockroach!
- Oh, no, you said, cockroach! - Yes cockroach.
- Cockroach! - Where's the cockroach?
- Cockroach! - Where is it?
- Cockroach! - Come over here.
Hey, it's on the bed.
Damn, it made its way inside.
I'll make sure you're caught.
Oh, no!
Grandpa, she's so soft.
Hey, we seemed to be enjoying our lives.
Did you even inquire if our friend is happy?
You're absolutely right.
Where's my phone?
Your phone is it?
- It's right over there. - Oh, you're hiding here is it.
What? Dikkilona?
Wonder who is it?
What if it's an ex-girlfriend?
Let me take the call.
Buddy, is the matter over?
I'm going to bash him.
Buddy, I called some rascal thinking it's your number.
That rascal has no manners and hung up the phone.
Hey, I'm the same rascal you're talking to.
Hey, I think I called the wrong number once again.
- So sad! - Suresh, give me the number.
I ought to...
Dude, why did you change your number?
I called a girl twice thinking it was your number.
If she's picking up the phone so late in the night...
I believe she was not raised in a good family.
I doubt she'll even get married let alone a wedding night.
You moron! You're a rascal.
If you speak another word. I'll kill you, damn it!
- Hang up the phone, moron! - God knows who's on the phone.
- What happened? - Who is this guy, Dikkilona?
He's calling late in the night and asking if the matter is done.
I can't believe that your friends are so disgusting.
You should've said nothing happened.
He's a very good boy. If he doesn't know, he'll feel bad.
Don't piss me off. I'm getting really angry.
You and your blood friends.
- My friends are very decent. - Are you guys really decent?
Now, I'll know the true colors of your friends.
So, Shanthi, how many times have you guys done it?
- Oh, no, she messed it up. - I think you're busy.
- Call me when you're free. - Hello!
- It's embarrassing. - Hello, decent!
Can you show me your decent face?
Looks good!
- Very nice! - Damn, he's humiliating me.
- Why did you take my phone? - Why did you take my phone?
You were in the bathroom, so I attended the call.
As you were a bit away, I answered your phone.
Forget it. Do I or not have the right to answer your phone?
You have all the rights. But you should've replied to him.
I can answer only if something had happened.
Okay, handle it, dude. Damn it!
I was in a good mood. But now it's all messed up.
Where's the phone?
- I'm the master. - Damn you man!
I think he got upset.
Manu sister!
- Hey, Shanti! - Sister, you messed it up.
- What happened? - Sister, you have no sense.
Why? What happened?
Don't you check who's on the other side of the phone?
- Who answered the phone? - My husband.
- Oh, no! - He put it on the speaker.
And went on rating about how many rounds we're finished.
It was so humiliating, sister.
Fine, now tell me, how many times did you do it?
Sister, stop embarrassing.
So, what were you guys doing all this while?
Nothing happened. I don't where to start and what to do.
There are 3 kinds of men.
Jet. Mid. Dead!
Your husband is dead category.
In order to get him to do it...
Where did she go? And what is taking her so long?
I think she's making a new...
...plan!
Sari!
Why did she remove it?
Let her come out. I'll take care of her.
Hey!
She's removing them one-by-one.
Something is wrong.
"Wild Strawberry Romantic Scenery"
"You are melting my heart Hot Jaggery"
"Falling Snow Haunting symphony"
"You are an ant that craves for the sweet"
"Even moon longs for your stunning beauty"
"You are a monster that tortures my soul"
"An eclipse took over me because of your love"
"Then love bloomed out slowly"
"I am the beauty queen of this place"
"My skin is an alcoholic red wine"
"My love for you has no bounds"
"You are enough, everything will be fine"
"During a weekend I am one and only"
"In the terrace standing alone too lonely"
"Like a lightning bolt You blitzed"
"And spoke through your eyes Short and Sweet"
"You spinned a windmill over my little heart"
"You made me ran behind you with my eyes closed"
"My heart slipped from a top slip"
"Will you let me park at your Love stop?"
"I am the beauty queen of this place"
"My skin is an alcoholic red wine"
"My love for you has no bounds"
"You are enough, everything will be fine"
"We go for walking To reduce weight"
"Not fair that you're making my heart heavy"
"When I am lost in thoughts walking on the streets"
"Will the street lights Listen to my story?"
"I go to sleep eyes closed thinking of you,"
"I dissolve my dreams If I see a stranger"
"Other than you in it If I stay away from you"
"It hurts like swallowing a thorn"
"Get lost, you kid!"
"I am the beauty queen of this place"
"My skin is an alcoholic red wine"
"My love for you has no bounds"
"You are enough, everything will be fine"
"I am the beauty queen of this place"
"My skin is an alcoholic red wine"
"My love for you has no bounds"
"You are enough, everything will be fine"
- I think it's going to work out. - Shoot, shoot, shoot!
Don't spare him. Shoot!
- Hello? - What is it?
- What are you doing? - I'm gaming!
- What game? - SUB-G
- Hopeless! - Come on, shoot him!
A delicious treat is sitting right next to you.
But he prefers to play, SUB-G.
Okay, tell me about this game.
- Shooting game. - Shooting who?
Shoot whatever comes your way.
Buddy, don't spare him, Shoot!
Buddy? Hello!
- Who are you speaking to? - I did it, buddy. I did it.
That was awesome!
Hey, there's a girl next to you.
Spare her from behind and take her in the front.
- Hello! - Tell me.
Is this what you call, spinning stories?
Oh, really? Why don't you check for yourself?
I've screwed many in the game. Hey-hey-hey!
You're not even capable of putting down a girl.
Had I got a chance, I would've screwed her royally.
As if you'd do it.
Damn, I let them escape.
I don't where to look for them now.
- What's happening out there? - This barricade messed it all up.
I will...
- Oh, no! - How did this happen?
Step out of the car.
- Oh, no, he broke the pillars. - What is this?
- Boss, what have you done? - What is this?
Driver! Driver! Please come closer.
Come!
This looks like a set property from a film shoot.
And you scared me with the loss of car bumper.
- You made me wait for so long. - Boss, don't beat me.
(Phone ringtone)
- Hello? - Hi, is this SSS group?
I need a house on lease. Budget is 5 lakhs.
I have the money ready including your commission.
You tell me the place. I'll come over right away.
- [Gibberish] - What's he saying?
Muniskanth, cheating!
Hey!
He's one step ahead of us.
He speaking in signs and confusing me.
Trace down his phone number and nab that rascal.
It was Das. Fool knew to change his voice but not his number.
Why do we still have to be scared of this man?
We're going to be millionaires by morning.
You're right. Call them up and check if the wedding night is done.
Lingu, did they consummate their marriage?
The party has the money ready and is very eager.
Brother, the indicator doesn't seem to stand up.
It's still soft and lazy.
The room light is still on.
The light is still on?
Hey, pull out the fuse damn it.
What if he doesn't do it as 300 crores are at stake?
Correct!
If the room is dark, something might spark their passion.
You didn't get enticed at all despite I dressed up all sexy.
It's confirmed, that you're dead category.
Damn, this is below me. Unfortunately, I have to do it.
- Power cut. - Oh, God, this power.
- Let me switch on the flash light. - Dear!
- I am scared. - Hey, what happened?
Ghosts appear in the dark.
- I'm very scared of ghosts. - Fine, not to worry.
- I'm right here. - Hug me tight!
Come on, don't forget.
- This power cut is damming. - Hug me right, dear.
- Not to worry. She's torturing me. - Are you scared of ghosts too?
- You're hugging me very tight. - Oh, no, grandpa!
- How come the power is out? - For God sake, do it!
If you don't do it, I'll be in a very bad shape.
- Manager! Hey, Manager! - Sir!
- Come over here. - What is it, sir?
Why is it so dark? What happened to the power?
I think the entire area is on power shutdown.
Shutdown!
Generator!
- See! - Super!
That's how I roll.
I'm destined to remain a manager and die in this house.
Dear, the power is back on.
Come on, dear. The power is back on.
Tomorrow, we can get a lot closer.
Don't fear.
She's doesn't seem to fear. It's me who should fear her.
I'm a 29 year old virgin man. How much more can I take?
How dare you escape? Watch me!
Why is she lifting her leg?
As far as she doesn't get closer I'll be safe.
Hey!
What did you call me?
Maybe you can call me after couple of days.
- Hey! - Come on, that's enough.
- That's how I ghost speaks. - Ghost?
- When did the ghost arrive? - Just now.
I possessed your wife during the power shutdown.
How's that even possible?
It doesn't suit a ghost to state lame excuses. What's your name?
Pushpa!
You're Pushpa and I'm Pushpa's husband!
That's enough now.
- I'll leave once you do it. - What?
- My virginity. - I don't get it.
Hey, take my virginity.
Oh, damn!
You heard it, right. I'm a virgin ghost.
Take my virginity. I'll leave your wife.
What if she's truly possessed? Let me check.
Excuse me, Push. I'm very sorry.
In this lifetime, I won't touch anyone but my wife.
Even if you posses my wife for a year, you'll be still a virgin.
Did you just say, you won't touch anyone but your wife?
Dude, you're not even touching your wife.
"Do you know who is he? No one can trace his identity"
"He is the big boss Confront him and you'll go for a toss"
"You can't control desire He'll lure, damn sure"
"He is too much to weigh.."
- Good evening, sir. - Please sit down.
Hey, Ganesa, what were blabbering about 300 crores?
What's the matter?
After hearing this matter it feels like I'm sloshed.
Will the boy consummate his marriage?
- What is his name? - Arjun!
Arjun. Action King!
Now I'm sure he'll do it.
- How much did you say it's worth? - 300 crores.
300 crores!
Listen, I started a political party...
to launder black money and open off shore account.
I never got an opportunity.
Only now I got an opportunity.
I hope he does a good job, consummating.
Ganesa, who has been handling this deal?
It's their manager, Linguswamy.
- Is he any good? - He's just an ordinary man.
As he's linked with many people...
they call him Linguswamy.
We're giving them 10% commission.
So, nothing will go wrong.
But he doesn't look like a sharp man.
Ask him to do one thing.
Ask Linguswamy to meet Quilswamy.
Boss, who is that Quilswamy?
He's not just a namesake but an inspiration to many.
There's no girl who hasn't lost their virginity to him.
Boss, it doesn't sound right.
Hey, don't take me wrong.
He has got many people married.
He has also helped divorced women get remarried.
Also has helped couples to get back together after break-up.
He's a very resourceful man.
In fact, he has even helped couples that indulge in illegal affairs.
- Seer! - Oh, God!
Devotees, please tell me your woes.
Seer, I've been stalking a girl for 6 months.
She doesn't seem to budge, Please help me, seer.
Hold on.
Impress her with this flower, she'll be yours.
Thank you, seer.
- Seer? - Tell me your woes.
Seer, my husband and I have been fighting.
- What's your husband's name? - Ganesh...Sorry, it's Sriram.
Let go of Ganesh. Hook up with Sriram.
- Problem solved. - Okay, Seer.
Next!
It's so cold, how do you manage?
How do tackle body heat?
Thanks to Tulasi and green tea.
Seer, I'm feeling very cold too.
Can I get one of these two?
- Go ahead, ask. - Green tea.
Tulasi, please bring green tea for the boy.
So, she's Tulasi!
Please come, dear.
She's so damn hot!
Seer, can I change my option?
Luck strikes only once.
- Tulasi, escape. - Okay, seer.
Step away. Hello, Seer.
- Tell me your woes. - Tulasi!
Tulasi is out of stock. What's the purpose of your visit?
I was sent by Ulaganathan...
I'm sure he must've told you about the wedding night matter.
So, the bride and the groom has not consummated is it?
No, they didn't. We too tried a lot.
You should not be trying. They should be doing it.
I am asking on their behalf.
- I see. Tulasi! - Tulasi is multifaceted.
- Seer! - You have work to do.
Be prepared...just like that
Love making positions
Stop tickling, Seer.
This not an ordinary fruit.
It's specially used for wedding nights.
Go and throw this fruit inside the wedding night room.
Then no one can stop from consummating their marriage.
Give it
Never knew this fruit holds such power.
If that's the case, let me take one fruit too.
Come here.
She's exclusive like an iphone not an android phone for everyone to use.
That's too she's mine. Come on, get out.
Dear, God. Throw it to me.
I hope this works.
- What happened? - Dear, the hole is very small.
Fine, I'll do something about it.
I'll bring a crowbar and widen the hole.
First try to lift the bar, then we'll think about widening the hole.
What shall I do now?
I got an idea.
You're genius. We should showcase your brain at a museum.
Do it!
Success!
Listen, my dear, Push!
I am not Push. I'm Shanti.
Oh, really? Where is Push?
She knew nothing could happen. So she left.
I thought it said, will leave only after losing its virginity.
Are you going to take her virginity?
She left as there's no hope.
It left. So sad!
I'm thirsty. Pass me the milk.
Anu sister.
I asked for milk and you don't seem to care.
It's right here, help yourself.
What?
- Sister. - Success?
Your idea was a bust.
- Why? - I danced well but nothing happened.
He's not dead. Before you arrived in your room...
he entered at 8 PM and was up to a lot of mischief.
He was so eager. But if he's holding him back...
something is wrong.
Okay, did he have the milk or not?
Sister, hold on a second. I'll check.
Sister, he's drinking the milk.
Now what is going to happen?
The horse will start to neigh.
Oh, God, no!
Is it?
What should I do now?
What else? Hop on to the horse and ride hard.
"Bitter...Bitter gourd"
"Scarlet...scarlet gourd"
"Chips...chips Drumstick chips"
"Bitter...Bitter gourd Scarlet...scarlet gourd"
"Yummy to eat drumstick chips"
Oh, God!
What is happening?
Dude, don't let me down. I better calm it down.
Oh, God!
"Bitter...Bitter gourd Scarlet...scarlet gourd"
"Yummy to eat drumstick chips"
"Drumstick chips"
Dodge it man!
"Tonight, even your little finger should not touch your wife."
"Make sure to consummate your marriage tonight."
By dawn, I'll consummate our marriage.
Until now you've seen me as just Shanti.
But onwards you'll witness a powerful Shanti!
'Intermission'
Hey, this is the address. Let's go.
- Here we come. - Okay.
I'm stuck with the joker today.
- Where are they? - They're inside the house.
- Das! Escape! - Let's run.
Guys, game over. Move back.
Don't trip and fall. Sit right over there.
Sit over there. Don't sit in the forthright gaze.
Okay.
Finally, I caught you guys.
Are you guys playing poker?
No, we were playing Rummy. You don't like that film is it?
Sarcasm? Why were you speaking in signs over the phone?
Signs?
It's not signs. It's Chinese language.
- Chinese? - Think harder.
You can't cheat me by using different languages.
I want my money now!
I don't get it.
Hey, where's my money?
Brother, I've just cracked a huge deal.
Tomorrow morning, each of us will have 2 crores in our respective accounts.
A total of 6 crore rupees.
Repaying you won't be an issue. I'll pay up.
Enough with this nonsense.
I want my money back!
Brother, real-estate is down and is not what it used to be.
- I swear I'll repay. - That's right brother...
but making us sit like this and inquiring does not feel right.
- You guys know me, right? - Yes, brother.
What do you know?
You'll grant a loan only if a person is married.
You signed the agreement with your wives' pictures right?
Now that you've taken a loan. You gotta repay it too.
- Like I said, tomorrow morning-- - We'll return it in a week.
- He messed it up. - See, what he said.
These guys don't sound honest at all.
Bring me the agreement they signed.
- Give me the agreement. - Here you go.
- Here you go, boss. - Good, that you had it on you.
- Dear Lord. - Don't put it on your face.
These agreements has got their wives' pictures. Go and get them.
I will be back in 5 minutes.
Even if it takes 50 years he can't nab them.
What did you say?
Shall we play a game of rummy until he returns?
Got married with so much expectations...
instead of enjoying the wedding night with the wife...
look, what my husband is busy doing.
You're push-ups is it? Here I come!
Dear!
Daily do you take push-ups?
Yes!
Have you ever tried sandwich push-up?
Sandwich push-up? What is that?
The one where you put weights on your back.
I can do it. But I don't have weights.
You can use me as a weight.
You? Oh, no, not needed.
I know you can't do it. That's why you're making an excuse.
Scared? That too me?
Bring it on!
- Did you slip and fall? - Yes, for the very first time.
You could've avoided it.
Oh, no, I should've flipped instead.
What happened?
The weight wasn't enough.
How much do you weigh? 53 kgs and 300 gms?
Hello, I'm weigh just 50 kgs.
The rest is sari and jewelry.
That's a huge lie.
Shall I remove them all and then get on your back?
No, no! She's always comes down to this.
So, is this called sandwich push-up?
Yes!
This one was veg.
There's a non-veg version. Shall we try?
Sounds very exciting.
We'll try that tomorrow.
Dear, I heard doing push-ups is good for health.
- Shall we do it daily? - Sure, why not!
Oh, damn, I almost lost the band.
Sorry, grandpa. I don't know how it came off.
I got carried away. Just a miss.
Why is he taking a close look at the pictures?
Are these women really their wives?
Everyone looks gorgeous.
Hey, who are these women?
Katrina Kaif. Deepika Padukone. Sunny Leone.
Being a loan shark, how come you don't know who they are?
- How does it matter? - It does!
Who are they?
They're Bollywood actresses.
- Bollywood... - Actresses!
Hello, you can sort your issues later. First tend to our matter.
Sure, I'll tend to your matter.
Looking at the beautiful faces...
I believed you guys will return the loan without fail.
I'm not angry that you lied about these actresses being your wives.
When I ordered my men to kidnap your wives...
you were calm and suggested to play rummy.
I should've known better.
We expected you'll kidnap 3 women thinking they're our wives...
and that'll give us a chance to get married and settle down in life.
There's nothing wrong in it.
- How dare you? - Obviously.
The real-estate is down.
No girl is ready to get married.
And you give loans only to married men.
That's why we had to lie to you.
- Brother, I'm disappointed. - Thrash that man.
Maybe not the same actors, but someone who looks like them.
Thought of getting married to them but you've spoiled our plan.
- Hey! - He truly disappointed us.
Do you peg me for a financier or a marriage broker?
I'm going to kill you all.
Your phone is ringing. Pick it up.
Put it on speaker. I said put it on speaker.
- Hello! - Tell me, Lingu.
We have thrown the Quilswamy's matter inside the room.
That will take its course during then night.
In the morning, you have to bring me the 30 crores.
And I'll give you your 1% commission, 3 crores.
I believe you must've demanded a commission from them too.
So, ask them to keep the money ready with them.
Once the documents and 300 crore wealth has been received...
I expect my commission of 30 crores to be paid right away.
Sure, it'll be done.
They're doing business in millions.
What if it's true?
Damn, I scolded them a little too much.
Okay, let me make it right.
Brother, he's talking about a deal of 300 crores...
and a commission of 30 crores.
Care to explain?
- I'll explain. Look over there. - Over there?
That's about it.
Listen, buy them all biriyani for dinner...
then bring me the imported liquor from my car.
Boss, why are you sharing your imported liquor with them?
Do you think we don't deserve imported liquor?
Shut up and get it. Das, what nonsense is this?
He got a little carried away.
Go!
Hold on, brother.
Get us country chicken biriyani.
Three egg roast.
Three spicy meat roast.
Two fish fry.
Why just two? Ask for three itself.
Hey, stick to the order.
- You're going overboard. - 6 crores, think about it.
Go and get it all.
Brother, you asked for country chicken.
But from which country?
- Where are you from? - Ramnadu!
Get a country chicken from there.
It may take a few days though.
- Das, what's this nonsense? - Hey, get lost!
Go and get whatever they asked for.
There's nothing on the TV.
It must be the work of art department.
Excuse me!
You keep fidgeting the remote.
I'm sleepy. Shall I go to bed?
Sounds good though.
Oh, no, what was I thinking.
How can you go to sleep?
There's nothing much to do.
Why don't we play a game?
Oh, God, you gave her an opportunity now.
I'll use this game to my advantage.
What game shall we play?
You suggest.
- Why is she getting closer? - One second.
- What is this? - It's a 5 rupees coin.
You'll have to hide this coin somewhere on your body.
I'll tie my hands behind and pick the coin with my mouth.
You too should have your hands tied behind.
Similarly, I'll hide the coin on my body.
You should keep your hands tied behind and pick it out with your mouth.
That's about it.
- What's the name of this game? - Coin-in-mouth!
I wonder who invented this game.
I think it's you who instantly invented this game.
Are you going to play? Or shall I go to sleep?
Blackmail?
Start music!
No matter what happens, don't lose control.
Why are you headed to my stomach? The coin is out here.
How does it matter to you?
- Tie your hands behind. - She's not backing down.
- Doesn't follow rules. - Grandpa, it's a nice game.
Oh, no!
Hello! I've picked the coin.
You took it out?
How come so quickly?
I struggled for 15 minutes to pick this coin.
And you think it was easy.
15 minutes!
Fine, now you hide it. I'll find the coin.
You were supposed to put it inside a pocket not there.
Have you ever seen a pocket in a blouse?
You don't how to play.
See, I'm good at games.
But today...
- Just wait and watch how I do it. - Hey!
- What are you doing? - Wait and see.
Okay!
I won the game. You should not sleep now.
Does the winner get something?
I'll give you a kiss.
Wash your mouth.
Brothers... in the morning you're going to get 6 crores.
What have you planned to do with it?
I had taken loan from cheapskates.
I have to repay them all.
Brother, you calling me cheapskate?
No, I didn't mean you.
You're gold. Once I pay off the loans...
I'm going to use the rest of the money to drink all our life.
- Brother. - What?
Don't waste your money.
Instead invest with me and make more.
How?
If you give me the 6 crores...
I'll return it with 2% interest.
And I'll give loan to people on 5%
We both can make more money of it.
What do you say?
Okay, check if this works for you.
Daily liquor and 3 times biriyani.
You'll not only enjoy the liquor but the profits too.
I get it that you're a little dizzy after a heavy meal...
smoke a cigarette and think about it.
Fine, light it up for me.
My hands are wet, dude.
- What about you? - Sure, go ahead.
We'll have 6 crores in our hands.
They say 2nd wave is on the way, let's escape.
My ill fate!
- Lighter? - Where's the lighter?
Give it to me. Sir, is waiting for it.
Sir, here you go--
There's only half of it over here. Where's the rest?
I'm going to kill you!
- I'll light it up. - Boss...
the convenient store is 4 kms away, so be careful.
The fans are off, right?
- I'll light it using this. - Come on.
- It lit up good. - Thank you, Das.
- It's dark inside. - Did it go off?
Yes, it is off.
I did warn you. It's 4 kms to the store.
- I won't go. - Hey, please go and get it.
You're not even able to get me a match box.
How do I trust you with 6 crores?
- How does it matter though? - Give me that.
Oh, you have a lighter.
Das, forget about it. Come with me.
We're still bachelors.
And you've ordered to kidnap girls who are not our wives.
You got us liquor, biriyani and cigarettes.
- This has got us into a mood. - So?
Exactly, if you get them too, we'll be fully content.
Brothers, don't call me your brother anymore.
- Instead call me your uncle. - Okay, uncle.
Testing!
I have no other option.
- Hey, go and get Saroja. - That's how you irritate him.
Saroja is your girl.
Hey, it's not like I am married to her.
Come on go and get her.
Hold on. Das, uncle, we're three and you're just asking for one...
- You can take extra if you want. - Fine, I'll do it.
Along with Saroja get the other two chicks too.
- Dear! - Here I come.
Oh, no!
What happened?
Look, the water is slowly dripping from it.
Hello, this is not at all important.
This is important too.
- Fix it. - We'll take care of it tomorrow.
Are you going to fix it? Or shall I go ahead and do it?
Sure, I'll do it myself in the morning.
You're hopeless. You don't know anything.
I'll fix it myself.
Shanthi, hear me out. Don't touch that.
Oh, no, Shanthi, what happened?
Shanthi?
Shanthi? Oh, no, what do I do now?
Let me use this water to splash on her face.
- Oh, no! - Please wake up.
Listen, where did you get the water from?
From this statue.
Disgusting!
Can't you find a better place?
The water is powerful.
You regained consciousness right away.
Whenever I look at it, I'll get reminded of him.
Who?
- Who is it? - Anu sister's son.
Which college does he go to?
Men will be men!
He's a 2-year-old kid.
Still... guys in this state are dangerous.
Her friends suck!
He looks very slim though. Hello, sir!
- So, you're the man. - Yes, sir.
You look like an innocent kid though.
I was told you're sharp in these matters.
Get it done!
- I have sent 2 lakhs advance. - Okay, sir.
- Enjoy all you want. - Okay, sir.
Finish the job meticulously.
Your commission will reach you on time.
Once I meet you in person...
the 1% commission we agreed upon
I'm planning to raise it to 3%.
- 3%? - You want GST too?
Sir, you don't worry.
We'll get this job done.
Okay, sir.
Buddy, he agreed to pay us 3%.
Once we get the money. We'll inform the income tax office.
So, that makes 6 crores now 12 crores.
How much will I get from it? The entire 12 crores?
How dare you embarrass me in front of them?
Das, come right over here.
Brother, here I come.
Would you like to have chicken soup?
I don't want it. How much did I borrow from you?
You never took a loan from me.
That was a gift from me to you.
Don't try to sass me dude.
- I took a loan of 1.5 lakhs, right? - Yes.
This has got 2 lakhs. Pick it up and leave.
Brother, you're really embarrassing me.
I'm not here for the money.
- Then what else? - The 6 crores!
- So, you're not behind money? - I swear, I'm not.
I'm only after the 6 crores.
Stop with this nonsense.
I asked for biriyani with leg piece.
You just gave us plain biriyani. Pick it up and leave.
So, are we done?
- Can't you hear me? - Pick it up and leave damn it.
- How dare you? - Leave before I start swearing.
- Welcome, Saroja. - Hi!
- Das, make sure no one disturbs us. - Hey, hey!
Girls hold on, we're coming.
He is Quilswamy.
- Hello, Seer. - Hello!
- I'm his wife. - I believe you never got pregnant.
Not to worry. There's a ritual that'll help you conceive.
Seer!
Please focus on the job at hand. This way.
- Let's go. - Welcome.
Seer, this way.
- Take a seat. - Please sit over there.
No, this won't be enough.
- I'll take the center spot. - Sure, go ahead.
- Please come. - Hello to the sky.
- Seer! - Hey, you shouldn't graze me.
You shouldn't sit along with me.
First, get me a idli cooker.
Come on, get going.
- Tulasi, sit down. - Sure.
Open it. All is well!
Seer!
This is the cooker. This is chutney.
- This is flour. - We couldn't cook, as you were in a hurry.
- Did you forget the stove? - Sure, I'll get it.
Kanchana! Chandramukhi!
Muni!
Get me the clothes of the bride and the groom.
Okay, seer.
Seer!
- Where's the sacred ash? - I wiped it off.
- Bless you both. - Thank you.
Seer, this belongs to the bride and this to the groom.
They belong to the bride and the groom right?
- Yes! - Confirm?
Confirm!
- Are you sure? - Absolutely!
- Shall I lock it? - Sure, sign in.
Giant lock! Twirl the clothes!
Hail to Consummating!
Open!
Close!
Hope it works out.
- Tulasi! - Ready!
Hip!
Damn, this woman can shake her hips!
Shanti?
- What happened? - I'm hungry.
Hungry? You should've said something.
Oh, God!
Give me a minute. I'll make fruit salad for you.
Give me a minute. I'll cut the fruits.
Sorry, just give me a minute.
- What happened? - Nothing!
- You're bleeding. - Hey, not to worry.
Hey!
Seer, what happened?
He touched. He touched her.
Shanti. Shanti, nothing to worry.
- I said, nothing to worry. - You have no sense, you know.
You're bleeding on the wedding night.
Dear, let go. Come on, I am fine.
Let it go!
I've seen worse dear.
You're hopeless! Sit down. I'll be back.
She just insulted me.
Hey, Shanthi!
- Shall I take it? - Please go ahead.
- Shall I open it? - Please do.
How did this happen?
How did the clothes get separated?
Oh, no, listen, dear.
- I made a mistake. - What is it?
Both the dresses belong to the girl.
Seer, I'm really sorry. Please move.
Seer, I am very sorry.
Actually, there'll be an initial on Arjun's pants.
But Shanthi's pant doesn't have an initial.
I got confused and mixed up the clothes.
When rice and whole gram mixed together rice cakes are made.
Only when men and women consummate a child is born.
That's why I chose this vessel.
If you bring only the girls' clothes how can I make it happen?
- I made a mistake. - How can you?
- Tulasi! - Seer!
- Fire! - Here I come, seer.
Five Elements.
Water. Earth. Fire. Sky. Air.
The five elements together makes the world.
Similarly, if we bring all this together--
That girl will get pregnant. Am I correct?
- You're an idiot. - Let me help you, Seer.
Only when fire and air come together smoke originates.
Similarly, if they get together, you'll become a millionaire.
Here you go. Hold it!
This is not an ordinary powder.
Kamasutra powder.
Use this powder. Then they can't help but give in to pleasure.
- Dear! - What is it?
Oh, no, you're getting high on it.
Add more powder to it.
Shall I add it?
I thought of instigating the groom.
But she seems more excited and is ready to pounce on me.
Oh, no!
Don't act innocent to me.
It's not like I planned it. It just happened.
You did nothing but have broken the bed.
Folks are going to pull our leg in the morning.
How am I going to manage them.
Tell me them slipped on the mango seed and fell on the bed.
Do you think they'll believe me?
If the bed breaks on the wedding night...
it has only one reason to it.
Oh, is that so?
Stop blinking and fix the bed.
Oh, no! What's wrong with her?
It's embarrassing if people hear them.
Anu sister.
- Hello! - Sister, why are you calling so late?
Why are you guys making so much noise?
Sister, the bed broke.
What? The bed broke?
Hey, congratulations!
Shanti is going to get pregnant soon.
So, you guys did it rough I believe.
I think the damage is huge.
Not a chance. Nothing is happening out here to salvage the damage.
I don't get it.
Sister, how did you turn your dead husband into a jet?
- We played, Kabads. - I don't get it.
We played Kabbadi. That too everyday.
And we played day and night.
How does Kabbadi help?
The following year your kid will play on your lap.
Okay. Shanti!
It's ready. Come on.
- Come! - Here I come.
Lie down let's test it.
- I'm the best. - Maybe he's ready.
Oh, God!
That's an amazing country wood. Sorry, teak wood.
Okay.
I fixed it well. You're quite a craftsman, dude.
Okay?
Hello, it's not enough that just one person lays on the bed.
You too come to bed.
- You're right. - Yes.
Hey, I said lie down!
Why?
- Is he going to come closer? - Is that all?
I understood.
You're impossible.
Okay? The bed is really strong!
Oh, dear Lord, why did you get me married to this hopeless man?
- Tulasi! - Seer?
Despite using Kamasutra powder, the indicator doesn't seem to move.
I think the system is broken.
- Manager! - Seer...
- Manager! - Seer, over there.
Look over there.
- Seer... - Hey!
I asked you to use the powder on them not on yourselves.
Looks like you two have consummated instead.
Seer, it may have happened very late...
but it was a perfect one!
Shameless creatures!
Didn't you say that 5 elements created the earth.
Also, you mentioned if we use this powder that girl will get pregnant.
So, we used a midge of it while using it on them.
No!
Seer, how do you control your urges?
With Tulasi and Green tea.
- Are seers allowed to give into urges? - Oh, God, shut up.
Seer, the smoke we just used, didn't it work on them?
I don't think so.
Looks like the smoke never entered the room.
You guys used the smoke to your advantage.
You guys are hopeless. I don't know what to do.
- Cool down. - Pack up!
Seer!
Seer, you can't just give up on us.
Please do something.
Listen, there's something more powerful than me inside that room.
It's blocking everything I do.
It's impossible for me to take it down.
Then who can do it?
There's a great seer called, Mayilswamy.
- Have you heard of him? - No, seer.
Good. He's a powerful spirit.
He's no one but my brother.
He's a mix of God and Devil.
Only he can defeat the power inside that room.
But if you want him to come over it'll cost you more.
You don't worry about the money.
Ulaganathan will take care of it. You please ask him to come.
Fine, I'll speak to him.
He must be at the graveyard performing prayers.
Prayers at the graveyard?
I'm talking about the devil worship.
But you have lust on your mind.
Both are poles apart, you idiot.
Tulasi, pack up. Come on, let's leave.
Why are they sleeping out here?
Hey, wake up, damn it!
Oh, no!
- We were tired after dancing. - You're not here to sleep.
We're done with the dance. What else?
- We didn't call you just to dance. - What else?
Let's jiggle-wiggle. Hey!
Hello, we're not that type of girls.
Dancing is our only job. Only entertainment.
Entertainment? Hey, Das, come over here.
Brother, what happened?
Hey, they're here only to dance is it?
Oh, that... Let me explain.
Saroja, is not that type of girl.
You assistant said she's your girl.
Saroja had borrowed 5 lakhs from me...
but never paid interest, so I visited twice a week
watched her sing and dance.
What about interest?
I too dance with them.
Had you mentioned it earlier we would've done the same.
That offer pertains only to women, not to you.
Girls, sorry!
I never knew you were dancers. I mistook you.
You guys eat well, take rest and then go home.
Hey, get the meals ready. Okay?
- Okay. - Oh, no!
- Did you see? - I did.
Hey, I heard someone. Did you see anyone coming?
Oh, I didn't notice. Let's check.
Don't know who is it? Oh, no!
Hey, who are you?
Who are you people?
- Who is that guy? - He's the owner of this house.
- Oh, okay! - Finally, he's here.
Hey, what's happening out here?
Hey, baldy, enough with your nonsense.
Speak to my house owner.
House owner? Hey, what's happening?
Sir, how come you dropped in unannounced?
Why do I need permission to enter my own house?
Could've asked!
- Hey, come over here. - I'm coming.
When did you get back from States?
It's been six months.
I'm staying at a hotel nearby.
I've been watching all your drama through CCTV.
I was not bothered 'cause you were alone.
But now you've gathered a crowd and have been making mess out here.
Baldy, that's how we roll.
How much does this house cost?
He sounds confident. Maybe he's got money.
3 crores.
I'll give 3.5 crores. Take it and get lost.
Hey, give that to me.
- Don't think. I'm confident. - Here you go!
Here you go. It's 2 lakhs.
Keep this as advance.
In the morning, come with the mother document to registration office.
I'll settle it once in for all. Get out from here.
- Deal okay! - Done!
- Here you go. - What is it?
Mother document.
Three women. Enjoy!
Get lost, damn it!
He left his wife back in America and has been grazing here.
Who was it that called me the owner of this house?
Saroja, will you marry me?
Hey, there are two reasons to cry.
Do you like me or not? Answer, then cry.
Brother, the loan that Saroja borrowed from me...
- take that as a gift from me. - Thank you.
Give me the documents.
- I can handle it. - I knew it.
Saroja, show me your hips.
Hereafter, the keys to this house will be on our hips.
Das, bring me a key bunch.
Saroja, get ready in the morning.
We'll get married at the temple.
Go.
Today onwards, your name is not Saroja.
Sa-Ro-Ja! You're this Saravanan's rose.
Hey, that's great. I'm not a dance anymore.
I'm your wife.
You too attend the wedding.
- Welcome, Kashmora. - Welcome!
You look exactly like your brother, Quilswamy.
- Mattraan - I don't get it.
Co-joined twins.
- What happened then? - They separated us.
Quilswamy is the son of God.
And he's the son of Devil.
- He wears orange. - He wears black.
You're guys sound very responsible.
- Shall I come in? - Please use your front leg.
Why don't you use your rear leg.
- Go! - Counter!
- Follow! - Please this way.
Like Quilswamy has Tulasi, these girls must be your assistants.
- Their names? - One is Alli another is Lily.
Wow, you have flowers for the two most important part of the day.
- Day and night fun. - Also black and white!
My brother explained the situation.
The decision you made won't work out.
So, I've planned to summon the little Satan.
- My dear little Satan? - No the Satan with hair.
I meant to say that Satan has too much hair all over.
1 2 3 4 5
1 2 3 4
[Gibberish]
- What are you saying? - I'm downloading the little Satan.
How's that possible?
We live in Digital India, it's highly possible.
- It's been circling all along. - The server is slow.
Shall I switch on the wi-fi?
Switch it on. Only then he'll touch his wife.
Silence! The download is complete.
Everyone stay silent for a while.
Hold the Satan! How are you?
Go there
Awesome!
Kabbadi!
Hey, you're out!
Damn, she ripped off my veshti.
Hey, I just removed your veshti.
How does that make me out?
Why did you remove my veshti?
If you wish you can remove my sari.
If you badger me like this, I won't play kabbadi.
- Give me my veshti back. - You're too silly, you know.
Take it!
- I'm going to hook you. - Bring it on!
Let's fight it out woman.
Come on!
Wait and watch, I'll win you.
"Chips...chips"
Kabads!
"Bitter...Bitter gourd Scarlet...scarlet gourd"
"Yummy to eat drumstick chips"
What is she doing?
"Chips...chips Drumstick chips"
That was good. Once more, please?
Not a chance!
I'm going to strike you down.
Veshti Kabbadi. I'm going to pin you down.
This was never planned.
Hey, you're out, dear!
Why did you kiss me?
It's just a tactic when men and women play Kabbadi.
But you're out for good!
Okay, I'm out!
Hello, I have 8 flowers.
And you have only one fruit.
If I win this game too. You have to do what I say.
Okay?
Okay. Go ahead!
Just wait and watch.
"Bitter...Bitter gourd"
I won't let you win.
"Chips...chips Drumstick chips"
How dare you try to seduce me?
Woman, just wait and watch.
I'm going to use your own strategy.
"Drumstick chips"
Come on!
I caught you. I caught you. I caught...
You don't like it?
Do you like it?
Her skin is so soft and moisturized.
Hey, what happened?
Don't bother. I have my own problems.
What about the game?
Game Over!
- You agree that you're out? - Yes, I'm out!
So, according to the deal, the loser should listen to the winner.
What more can you ask for? Ice cream or chocolates.
- Please don't ask for a kiss. - Don't worry I won't ask.
Playing kabbadi made me all sweaty.
- So? - You gotta bathe me.
- I melted away thinking about you... - Hello!
Why have you tied your eyes?
Look, your condition is to bathe you.
It's my wish to keep my eyes tied or open.
- Get here soon. I'll bathe you. - Trying to be smart is it.
My dear darling this way.
You can see right. You are trying to fool me is it?
Listen, I didn't catch it right 'cause I could see.
I never asked.
Okay, get here, I'll bathe you. It's getting late.
How can you be so stupid and get caught?
Did you just bump into me?
- No! - I thought you bumped into me.
Yeah right. Come on, bathe me.
Oh, no!
Oh my God!
Soap!
Grandpa, just an ordinary soap...
but you locked me up under your oath.
Kashmora, there's no reaction at all.
The indicator hasn't moved an inch.
You shouldn't hurry in this matter.
Now he'll arrive. Keep looking. Then you check its reaction.
Here comes my dark horse.
Hey, you went back in.
How dare you didn't even inform me?
So, you didn't do anything.
Useless Satan!
This Satan looks scared itself.
Bring out another Satan.
If my both me and brother were not able to bring it down...
that means there's a powerful force present inside the room.
There's only one solution. Group prayers!
What do we do?
You'll have to arrange for 108 virgin girls.
Here, it's him calling.
Tell me brother.
For the group prayers, the seer requires 108 virgin girls.
- 108 girls? - Yes!
I'll get it ready. Okay.
Listen, asking for girls is not a wrong thing.
But asking for them at this hour is wrong.
I can understand if it's a matter of one or two.
But you're demanding 108 girls.
And you're very particular about virgin girls.
- Boss... - He's a nuisance.
you don't have to worry.
Our party's female committee leader, Kalpana...
If we ask her, let alone 108, she's capable of getting even 1008
- women delivered promptly. - Damn, he's slow!
Kalpana and that too virgin girls?
Fine, go ahead and make the arrangement.
The stick file has arrived.
Welcome!
Nithya Moksha!
He's worse than Kailasha!
Hello! Welcome!
This even will be first of its kind in the world.
- Hello, boss! - What's this large structure?
Oh, it's the boss!
Sir, why are you standing in a corner.
I thought I looked the worst, but you're beyond me.
Come on, sir, dance! Don't step on anyones' toes.
For the first time in the world...
an event to celebrate the wedding night.
They're going to perform a group prayer and quench Arjun's thirst.
Ulaganathan, who made this event happen...
is not just Tamilnathan...
or not just Indianathan.
- He's the Nathan of the world. - Yeah that's me!
So, all your virgin girls give a loud hoot to Ulaganathan.
Oh, no, nice girls.
Oh, this is what you call pulling the lights?
Grandpa, this is not fair.
Sorry, auntie.
I can't humiliate myself more than this.
I thinks she's crying inside. She's a very good girl.
I have no faith that we'll consummate our marriage tonight.
She might've dreamt about an ideal wedding night.
I've shattered her dream.
Forgive me, auntie.
She was very open to me in asking.
I'm not able to tell her the truth.
Neither I am able to be a man to her.
I wonder what she must think about me.
But that doesn't bother me.
I didn't even ask what's her idea of the wedding night.
I think I'm not lucky enough to have a kid.
You tied a band on my wrist. This is not right, grandpa.
Wedding night happens just once in your life.
And we would've planned a lot for that night.
But in my case, it'll be an unfulfilled desire.
Shanthi! Shanthi!
Hey, Shanthi, what happened?
Shanthi?
Shanthi!
Oh, no, Shanthi. Please look at me.
Shanthi, what happened to you? Oh, Shit!
Shanthi!
Water!
Shanthi! Thank goodness!
Shanthi, are you okay?
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I love you.
Let the consummation begin!
Call them and check. They would've consummated their marriage.
- Tell me. - Did they consummate?
Nothing has happened.
Like you said, the indicator is still soft.
It doesn't seem to stand up.
Hey, stop kidding around.
You demanded for 108 virgin girls at this wee hour.
I've made it happen.
But she's saying nothing has happened.
I would care less that you're a seer. I'll stab you with it.
Why are you getting pissed at me?
You people must've screwed up.
Lily, count the virgin girls.
Seer, only 78 are present.
I asked for 108, but only 78 were delivered.
- Obviously, the prayer didn't work. - 78?
- You moron! - Hey!
- It was uncle's job. - Your uncle is it?
- How dare you? - Don't hurt me.
- Seer, you got you fee? - Yes, I did.
You can leave. Hey, I've spent 34 lakhs on this.
- No one should dare to leave. - Bless you all. I'm going.
Seer, I think he's a hot head.
He said no one can escape.
I came as both Mayilswamy and Quilswamy.
He couldn't figure that out. And he's challenging everyone.
Everyone will escape.
Kalpana, I asked you for a number and you brought less.
Chief, you usually asks to bring 1000 people for gatherings.
But I bring only 700 people.
I make profit off 300 people's commission.
I thought 1000/head will fetch me 30,000.
1000/head?
But they asked me for 2000/head.
Chief, ignore it all.
We were told virgin girls. But the 7 out there are married.
My uncle the reason behind this mess.
- Come here. - Please don't hurt me.
What have you guys done?
Chief, agreed that they're married.
But they're still virgin.
Married but virgin!
- I'm not married. Am I a virgin? - No!
Like how I believe me. Believe that too.
- Ah, Peter Paul! - He's done for.
Are you okay?
Wait, I'll help you. Careful!
- Oh, no! - What happened?
- My back hurts. - Oh, no!
Over here. Be careful.
Careful!
Sit over here. I'll be back soon.
- Oh, no! - What happened now?
I did it all because my aunt asked me to do it.
Otherwise, I would've gone to bed as soon as I entered.
What did you aunt say?
That concerns our family. Why are you asking?
Idiot. Now both our families are one.
Come on, tell me.
In our legacy, if the newly weds doesn't consummate on the wedding night...
they won't be blessed with a child.
That's right.
Three of our family members have gone through this tragedy.
The couples who consummated their marriage on the wedding night...
They were blessed with the child at the right time.
But the ones' who didn't consummate never had any child.
In order to avoid another similar mistake...
aunt said, no matter what happens
I'll have to consummate my marriage tonight.
That's why I was behaving erratically.
Grandpa, usually they don't keep a living person's picture inside the prayer room.
But I did.
That's 'cause I see you as God.
Please forgive me, grandpa.
I'll always respect you.
Wedding nights have brought joy to many girls.
You deserve this and more.
Oh, no!
Shanthi, I'm sorry, dear.
- Come on. - Where?
Let's consummate our marriage.
Hey, get lost!
For the past 7 hours, I was throwing myself on you.
You never paid heed to me.
But now after I threw my back you want to consummate.
- What about kids? - I too want kids.
But what to do?
Rightfully, back should hurt while pregnancy,
not when I'm trying to get pregnant.
- I can't do it. - But I can do it.
Come on, stand up.
Get lost, you lusty bloke.
- Lusty bloke? - Sorry, dear.
Come on, my darling, wife.
I ought to...
What are you doing? Let go of me.
- What happened? - Hold on a minute.
My back got fixed, dear.
"Hey, dear come here"
"There's no heartbeat Why my love"
"Dear don't look at me anxiously"
"'cause of you my nights are sleepless"
"Hey I googled to find a way"
"To be together as one"
"I've been longing For a chance like this"
"There is too much risk involved"
"And no one can do anything about it"
"Talk less Work more"
"Started off in top gear"
"Beat beat... It's a super beat"
"Can't hold my feet from dancing"
"Talk less Work more"
"Started off in Top gear"
"Beat beat... It's a super beat"
"Can't hold my feet from dancing"
"Hey, dear come here"
"There's no heartbeat Why my love"
"I can't take my eyes off you"
"I don't sleep without seeing you"
"I don't listen to anyone"
"I listen to you only"
"Beaten or chased away"
"My heart will still flutter around you"
"Whether you kiss or bite"
"The scar will remain through all my births"
"I googled To find a way"
"To be together as one"
"I've been longing For a chance like this"
"The summer is too hot this year"
"And no one can do anything about it"
"Talk less Work more"
"No one can do anything about it"
"Beat beat... It's a super beat"
"No one can... No one can... No one can do anything about it"
"Talk less Work more"
"Started off in Top gear"
"Beat beat... It's a super beat"
"Can't hold my feet from dancing"
"Talk less Work more"
"Started off in Top gear"
"Beat beat... It's a super beat"
"Ask for once more If you want this beat again"
Sir, walk slowly. The floor might break.
I should blame myself for trusting a herd of morons.
Hey, I arranged everything for you guys.
And this is how you punish me?
Hey, you should've left when I offered to repay you.
But you were hell-bent on 6 crores.
Listen, you lost only 1.5 lakhs.
But he has lost 34 lakhs.
He'll definitely squeeze the life out of you.
All the loan sharks end up paying their dues.
I hope you heard the background score.
Agreed, that loan sharks are sinners.
- But why are you in this state? - Because I borrowed from you.
- How dare you? - Hey, what's the noise out there?
I think the background music is disturbing you.
Idiots, I was minding my own business...
but you guys instigated me with greed.
Vadakkupatti Ramasamy's 34 lakhs went down the drain.
I didn't become a politician through public votes.
- I stole kidneys and became one. - Oh, no!
It's already 5 AM now.
If they don't consummate in an hour...
I'll cash all your kidneys into currency.
Oh, no!
Hey, go and seize their kidneys.
- What's your name? - Panjalingam!
- What's your name? - Linguswamy.
Hey, don't you have any sense? Why are you standing in this queue?
No one would believe that you have a kidney.
- So, shall I leave? - Have patience.
You may not have kidney. But you have a heart.
Also there are other organs inside your body.
I'll rip you off of all your organs.
Buddy, we would've boozed and dozed off at home.
You called and instilled the greed of millions...
and now you can't stop running your mouth.
He would've spared us with just kidney.
Now he's sizing up the entire body.
Buddy, I still have faith.
I'll be the king of that cage and the bird.
Oh, God, it's moving. It's moving.
My heart is beating fast.
I have to inform my husband right away.
Hey, husband!
Where's my husband?
Husband!
Oh, my, husband! Sorry, my phone.
Oh, no, it's not switching on.
Please switch on. Please switch on, damn it.
Hey, what's happening?
Why are you shivering like a wet chicken?
I'm really pissed.
Go and crush that candy.
I'll crush and chew him up.
Phone. Vibrator.
- Put it on speaker. - I did it.
- Dear. - What is it?
- The indicator is moving. - The indicator has moved!
What does it mean?
- Success! - Yes!
Success, is it? Start the music.
Come on everyone walk faster.
Get going.
Grandpa, please forgive me.
I made a mistake, grandpa.
I didn't respect your word, grandpa.
That's great!
I was in control until morning.
But due to some reason I had to lose control.
I think there's a curse looming over my wife's family.
If they don't consummate the marriage on the wedding night...
the women don't get pregnant at all.
She told me about it at 5 AM in the morning.
Until then I was holding up on your oath.
I can always make another 300 crores.
But what would I do with the wealth when I have no children.
I don't care about the wealth, grandpa.
I didn't respect your word.
So, I don't deserve the wealth.
As you wished...
go ahead and donate the wealth.
He's a very good man.
Give me the document that you prepared for the orphanage.
Also, give me the document that holds his name.
Hey, he's tearing up the documents.
He has done a huge mistake.
Obviously, he's going to tear it.
- Things are going as per our plan. - You're right.
I'm going to be the king of everything.
Here you go.
I tore up the orphanage's document.
This document was prepared for you.
Grandpa?
I'm still upset that you didn't respect my word.
More than 300 crores you valued legacy.
I really liked it.
Beyond everything...
you didn't hide anything and spoke honestly.
I really liked your honesty.
This reward is my respect to you.
Grandpa, shattered all our dreams.
I asked you people to get the job done. But you guys have doomed me.
Grandpa, hope you're not angry with me?
No, son.
I pray that you and wife live a long life with your kids.
- Hey, go ahead. - Sir!
Why there's a crowd gathered here?
- Are they your relatives? - Yes, sir.
The wedding was yesterday. But why have they arrived today?
If there are leftovers, give them to eat.
I spent 34 lakhs.
At least for me you could've changed the cup.
Oh, no, you should've given a bigger cup to him.
They don't stop pissing him off.
Das, you're doomed for life.
- Looks like he'll kill us. - You afro!
There have been many instances I watched day/night match all night.
I kept myself awake throughout the night to check election results.
In fact, I slept through my wedding night.
You must be wondering what my wife did?
Don't bother.
But you guys kept me awake for a stranger's wedding night.
This is the pinnacle of stupidity.
It was wedding night for him. And the worst night for me.
I lost 34 lakhs.
Go and take care of your children.
- So you lost money? - I'm used to it now.
Thank goodness!
"Bitter...Bitter gourd"
"Scarlet...scarlet gourd"
Where are you guys coming?
- What's in your ear? - Earphone, sir.
That's excellent, dude.
Sir, we were listening to Ilayaraaja's songs all night...
to keep ourselves awake.
Then get your next months' pay from Ilayaraaja too.
Phew!
He narrated an one-night incident story.
Now he'll shamelessly, credit himself, A Film by Srijar.