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Why did you come here?
Huh...? Why?
You've made a grave blunder coming here
She won't let go of you at all
You are dead meat!
Why...why did you come, huh?
Hey!
Let's go
- Come, da - I'm scared, bigboss
- What's wrong with you? - I swear I'm petrified
In the college hostel we have CCTV cameras in every corner
I've got scot-free even there This run-down hostel is a cakewalk
Just follow me
- Come - Bigboss
Let this be a run-down hostel the way you describe it
There aren't any CCTV cameras here, I agree
But that Sathappan is worse than a scent hound
If he catches us, he will snitch to our Father immediately
No need, bigboss
Selling salt to the sea, huh?
All of you paint Sathappan to be a man who will make us pee in our pants
Sathappan is my slave now
I bribed him with a lump sum Auctioned him to our side
He isn't a sniffer dog He's my pet dog
- Got it? - Bigboss
You've gone up to IPL range!
- You are something else - Just follow me
Come on
Come, get in...fast
Such a relief!
Shall we begin what we came for?
- Here read - Cha!
Read it, dude
Bigboss, nowadays I believe if we just click a button
Porn stars Johnny Sins and Mia Khalifa will come right into our bedroom
Instead of opting for that
Old style What's in a book?
You won't understand all that
A visual will influence you to copy
Whereas a book will bring out your creativity
The kick you get from a book you won't even enjoy in bed!
- Go on, read - I'll copy it seems!
'Kumarimuthu and Jalaja'
Hands of the clock
Moved to 12 midnight
Wearing a transpaaaarent nighty with her body revealed sensuously
Tiptoeing without the tinkle of her anklets being heard
Jalaja walks softly like a cat
She goes to Kumarimuthu's room
She knocks on his door-
[knock on door]
Go...open the door See who is outside
- No one, bigboss - Let's resume our job
[knocking continues]
Aiyaiyo!
Wait, man
Yov! Sathappa...you, huh?
Is this the time to fool around? What's up with you?
Clueless about my mood!
Shall we begin?
Father...Father!
'Father, please forgive me'
'Father, I'm so sorry I beg of you, forgive me'
'Forgive me, Father'
Forgive them just this once
Please, Father
You think what they did is pardonable?
- 'Hey Sathappa' - Father?
- Show that disgusting stuff - Take a look
'Kumarimuthu screws Jalaja'
Sathappa!
Title of the book
- Sorry, Father - All yours
Cha! Why did you stoop so low?
- No, pa - Moron!
Listen, I'm an ex-service man
I've held a gun in my hand for 20 years
'And protected our border'
Whether I'm in the border or in the hostel
This alone won't change
Discipline!
Even an illiterate idiot can succeed in life
But a man with no morals can't take a single step forward
It's a divine place
All the students in this sacred place are like my own children
Yes, he isn't father in name only He is Father to this whole community
Sathappa!
Like a father to everyone
Sorry, Father
They should learn from the final year students
You know how I've instilled discipline into them
Studies
Their world is only academics!
They don't know anything but their books and pens
One rotten mango can ruin a whole bag of ripe mangoes
If I retain them here any longer they will be a bad influence
Please take them home
- Father - Sorry, I have to go for my prayers
'Father...Father'
He doesn't know Tamil
- I was translati- - SHUT UP!
THIS IS MY HOSTEL!
Nothing can happen here without my knowledge
No one can fool me
Excuse me!
To save your precious time
Transfer Certificates are at the college counter
Collect it on your way out
- Let God bless you - I'll talk to the Principal, sir
Be my guest
Meet the Principal
As far as discipline is concerned
Not just our Principal
Even if you go to the Prime Minister my word is law 100%
- Sathappa? - 'Father'
Please show them the way
He wants you to leave the room Along with your ward, please go
What is the point in bowing your head in shame now?
Use force
Don't hit him on the back Knock him on his head
Wait till we reach home You'll get it from me
'Cigarette, huh?'
'Knock him flat till you reach home'
Father, you meted out a well deserved punishment
- Sathappa - 'Yes, Father'
Upcoming Inter-collegiate Cultural event
We've got new guidelines
Pin it up on the Notice board
Father, I can't bear Kadhir gang's nuisance
He's creating a ruckus along with all the boys
He claims he's singing and he shrieks like a banshee
If I pull him up, he says he's practicing for the Cultural event
Sathappa, cultural events are as important as studies
Aiyo! Father!!
You trust those boys too much
'Do you know what they are up to?'
Sathappa
You always go on a maligning spree
I've told you more than 1000 times Don't come to me without proper proof
'Day after tomorrow is Gandhi's birthday They will hoard booze tomorrow for sure'
Father, only 1 day Let's check tomorrow
They will definitely get caught
'Give it some thought'
You call this an intro scene? Who the hell thought of this?
How long will you wash in high speed? Don't we need to wash too?
This damn stain is stuck to my pant like glue
You should have thought of it before you tore it to tatters
Look who's talking!
Anything in excess will be torn to rags
Then you should be tongue-less!
It was just a wisecrack
Seniors! Sathapan is conspiring
Because we snitched to Father about his drinking bout in our 1st year
He wants to take revenge on us till our final year
He is asking for chillies in his butt!
'St. Xavier Engineering College'
'Father, I'm going through a good phase'
'St Xavier's Hostel'
'I came just now I'll call you later'
Go that side and continue your phone talk
- Caught me - Go in...quick
Move to that side
Go...move
Where are you going?
Go...go
Go over there
Go...make it fast
Go that side
Just watch, Father
Show me your pant pocket
- Wait - Bro!
Don't squirm, stand still
What? Maybe he has hidden it
If he is blatantly showing his bag, he won't carry booze in it
I can look for myself
Can't even find 1 peg!
At least a tobacco packet?
I may get lucky with this chap
No pocket, huh? Turn back
Why is it I can't find anything?
Come alone? I'll show you!
- Dai! - 'Sathappa'
- Father - I've told you 1000 times
Don't I know how disciplined my boys are, huh?
Father?
1 minute
We actually suspect Sathappan
- You suspect me? - Yes, Father
He is using us as bait and hoarding booze in his room, Father
We'll feel good if you can check him just once
Should I suspect my own assistant?
Don't feel bad, Father
When these boys can stoop so low as to suspect me
It is best to clear the air here and now, right in front of you
I am ready
Machi, shall I check?
- Let me check - I'll do it
- I want to - Hey...hey!
- I'll check - Stop it
All of you are pipsqueaks You have the gall to check me
Father, go ahead Frisk me head to toe
- Me? Okay - You can check
No need, Father He'll somehow trick you
We prefer checking him
Dai! You think I'll trick Father!
Do you think this is an ordinary hand?
This iron hand has held such heavy guns!
Are you trying to get us caught?
Dead meat you are!
Father, insert your hand
Jesus Christ!
"We ogle and goggle We dress up in style"
"We rule as kings, dude With a swag attitude"
"This is our address always to have fun in all ways"
"Beat the drum, play the flute Life is meant to enjoy, dude"
"Our room is so small Size of a coconut shell"
"Just 1 plate of rice, we share as well"
"We take life as it comes We are rock & roll chums"
"We live life to the maximum Together we gather momentum"
"No fence in being jolly Hypocrites we don't pretend to be"
"We don't need any chick dumping us double quick"
"We ogle and goggle"
"Hey! We show off dressing up in style"
"Closer to midnight In candle light"
"Share a fag or drag with delight"
"One and only bottle for which we will battle"
"Our dreams raise hell This is a 5 star hotel"
"There is never a shortage of 'gana' songs at any stage"
"Listen to this folk song merrily Your worries will willingly flee"
"We live as one big joint family"
"We exchange our dresses freely"
"Come, we have got this new junction"
"No tension, machi"
"Life is full of function muchy"
"We ogle and goggle We dress up in style"
"We rule as kings, dude With a swag attitude"
"This is our address always to have fun in all ways"
"Beat the drum, play the flute Life is meant to enjoy, dude"
"Our room is so small Size of a coconut shell"
"Just 1 plate of rice, we share as well"
"We take life as it comes We are rock & roll chums"
"We live life to the maximum Together we gather momentum"
"No fence in being jolly Hypocrites we don't pretend to be"
"We don't need any chick dumping us double quick"
Boss
We kidnapped the boy
What, sonny? Do you remember me?
How will you remember?
You flicked a lump sum amount of Rs 50,000
Dai! Get a 2' stool
How dare you cut my call if I ask you for the money I lent?
Do you know who I am?
'Started from square 1'
'Interest' Indiran
Sir, I know you
Narrow escape Thank you, God
I didn't know how to reply That's why I cut your call
- Sorry, sir - Throw your 'sorry' into the gutter
[loud fart]
What's up with him?
'Stinko bag!'
Just because I said 'gutter' will you bring that stink here?
Don't you know I fart when I am tense?
When I am tense I get back my cash
When you are tense it is only stinko-gas!
Listen, I want my money back
Sir, that scumbag isn't picking up my call
He is missing from hostel I'll pay you as soon as he's back
I didn't lend you money trusting that chap
I lent money because you signed his bail bond
'Shell out the money'
I don't have cash to pay my food bill, sir
Where will I go for Rs 50000?
Hey! I know boys like you inside out
Did I lend you thinking you have cash in your pocket?
I took all the spare parts in your body as guarantee!
If you don't settle the money you owe me
I'll rip every spare part in your body and send it to different States
Make sure you pay me
Sir...sir, please, sir
Instead of begging me make arrangements to repay
Otherwise your organs won't be in your body
He will sign for a bail like a martyr it seems
'This number can't be reached right now'
'Please call later'
[mobile ringing]
- 'Hello?' - Dude?
- 'Tell me' - Indiran kidnapped me
'For what joy?'
If I don't pay him by tomorrow
...he will sell my organs in various States it seems
How could you even sign a bail bond for Prem Raj?
I stupidly fell for his silly sentiment story
How did I know?
- 'His phone is not reachable' - Don't get too perturbed
'Come back to the hostel We'll hatch some plan'
'One - two'
- Three - Bye, da
Four
Five - six - seven
Inhale
Exhale
Inhale
Exhale
Hey!
Hello?
1 minute
- Wha- - Aiyaiyo!
Excuse me
Wait
God!
- I asked you to wait - I swear I didn't see anything!
I didn't see whatever you claim you didn't see!
You didn't see, huh?
Then why are you chasing me?
To solve your problem
Any financial problem?
- Huh? - Do you need money?
Yes
How do you kno-
That isn't important
How much do you want?
I need...around...Rs 50,000!
- I'll give you - Hey!
Don't play the fool
I'm very serious
I can give you
Not knowing me from Adam and without even asking for an ID proof
You are kind enough to give me Rs 50,000
That is God in human form!
- You think no strings attached - Then...?
I need a favor from you
You are the angel giving me 50,000 Don't be formal, shoot
You have to take me into your hostel tonight
That's all, fin-
Whaaat?
Tonight
You have to take me into your hostel
That isn't a coffee shop It's a boys' hostel
Do you want Rs 50,000 or not?
Offer cash and check-mate!
Why go to a boys' hostel?
That is-
Experience
Don't I need some fun in life?
Shall I do something else for this Rs 50,000?
Why don't I come to your hostel?!
That will be an experience Lots of fun too!
Chee! You are such a scaredy-cat
Bye, see you I'll get a man with spunk
Hello...hello
You think you can find anyone more gutsy than me in my hostel?
Deal okay, but stick to your end of the bargain
Tell me your Gpay #
988-473
Advance now
After you bring me out in 1 piece I'll settle the full amount
Adhirshta Lakshmi
Oh! I'm Kadhir
Kadhir...?
When you see your father next week in his home town, give him this bottle
I'm leaving for Dubai today I don't have time to come to your house
Is it a problem for you to keep it in your hostel?
I am inviting trouble if Father finds out But I will somehow manage, uncle
You father is a hard core boozer!
If this bottle doesn't reach him
He'll bring the roof down
'Look who's talking of my dad'
'My dad is to blame Such a cheapo!'
- What are you thinking so deeply? - Nothing, uncle
I'll deliver this to my dad
- Shall I leave then? - Okay, uncle
- JD, machi - Yes, dude
That's guzzling down our throats for sure
[muttering under his breath]
Even zipping my pee in is easy
I must zip that old hag's lips
- Get down, quick - Wait
Someone may see us Get down, fast
Are you planning to elope, my boy?
Will you send us off?
- Get lost! - Aiyo!
Old woman, won't you shut up?
What do you mean 'why did you come here?'
An entire block in our college hostel collapsed
So we shifted the boys here How does it affect you?
- She won't let go of you - Your granddaughter?
Sh...she
Who is it?
Listen, I handle 100 boys in the hostel on a daily basis
Can't I manage one wisp of a girl?
Just shut up and lie down quietly
I'll pit my wits whoever it is
She will come
Gawd! My pee went on reverse mode!
Stop ringing this silly bell
I said I will deal with it I have to pee urgently
I will handle her whoever she may be
Don't start off again I'll punch you in your mouth
She won't let you off
Don't keep harping on a 'she' Our boys are already hard up
This is our secret entrance
Hold this
Where are you going?
No one around, come in
Hey! Watch your step
A little tough Hold my hand
Hold
Pccht! Move aside
Who are you, dear?
Sssshhhh!
Hey! Why are you standing here? Came to admire the room?
We have to move fast
Someone might see us
LET GO OF MY HAND!
Why are you shouting?
Come...this way
Aiyaiyo!
Didn't you hear a girl's voice?
I heard her too
Some chap must have walked down after watching an adult film
Go to bed
Hey!
Do I sound like some star in an adult film?
As if that's the 'matter' now!
Let's get to my room, quick
I'm so relieved now!
Someone has hustled a girl inside
Well and truly caught!
- What, da? - Nothing, senior
- Scoot now - Okay
Hey! Come
He won't remember you, get in
Hey!
Did you see any girl here?
Girl, huh?
In our hostel?
Can anyone escape your hawk-eye, sir?
Even the dust particles in the air can't get in without his permission!
Did I ask you for a certificate on my abilities as a warden?
Go to your room
You must be watching too many Telugu dubbed films
Praising me sky-high!
'I thought they came this way'
'Did they vanish into thin air?'
'Or is it my hallucination?'
'I am puzzled'
'Is all this a truth or lie?'
'But if I get my hands on them-'
CHEEE!
I've never set eyes on such a disgusting, dirty room
That's how boys' room will be
Like it, stay Lump it, go away
Thank your stars I brought you in safe
Why are you yelling at me now?
You have to make sure I get out of here
- That's our deal - Hello! I know how to get you out
But don't send me out once and for all
Shut up and sit here
'Swollen headed swine!'
Shit!
Yuck!
I've kept an alarm for 3:00 a.m sharp
- Leave as soon as the alarm rings - I don't need an alarm
I can't sleep even for a second in this disgusting pig-sty
Chee!
[loud snore]
[alarm ringing]
"Your glass bangles, my dear Their jingling sound I can hear"
"In my dream, pretty miss my cheeks you lovingly kiss"
"In this area, no one else I can see as sweet a treat as you, girlie"
"In this area, no one else-"
Kadhir
Hey!
Open the door, da
Someone's knocking Hide under the bed
Don't do something stupid by letting that Indiran terrify you
Not doing anything I'm coming, da
You won't see sense I'll break the door open
Three...here I come
What took you so long to open the door?
Final semester is fast approaching
'I was studying Applied Thermodynamics'
'Fast approaching?' Semester exams are 6 months away
Expect me to believe you have started studying?
Something is wrong!
What do you want?
Paste?
Paste
Dude, my paste is empty too
We are respected as long as the paste is in the tube
Just watch me squeeze it out
How can I hold a brush in this love-spot?
Hey...hey careful!
- It's getting late for college - Let me brush my teeth
Father wanted to see you
Go...go
Is this how your wonderful alarm rings?
A good alarm should wake you up at the first ring
You rolled over before it could ring
How you let your tongue run You can't sleep in a pig sty like this
I guess I was too tired
What to do now?
[knocking]
Hide...underneath
- Under the bed - I'm going
- Dude? - Boodhapandi, how are you?
I know you are good, but even if you ask me so early, I won't give you the JD
- See you later - Not that, hey-
[knocking on door]
Ask me to come out after you send off the whole gang
[whistling]
- Hi, dude - Wait...wait, Joshua
Did you hustle some glam doll here without my knowledge?
Scared the wits out of you?
I was just pulling your leg
Then, what's up?
You missed the movie yesterday, dude
Oh my God! A different level altogether
That too Smitha came in that rain scene with her sari clinging wet to her body
It was too hard to control All were like a dog on heat!
- Why don't we discuss this later? - Why are you feeling shy?
The entire hostel knows your weakness is the 'girl in the shower' scene, dude
Hey! Who said so?
Why should anyone tell me?
Last week you took us for a 'Live' show of bakery uncle's mistress bathing
Forget that too
You bought binoculars from Amazon just for that, dude
Only then I understood your dedication, machan
- Hey! What, dude? - Get out
- Let me finish my story - Out
How dare you blame a poor boy who respects women like God
- Bloody fool - What...God?
Er...these boys are quite jobless
So jealous of me for being a dutiful diligent boy
Stop your performance
Will you help me get out of here?
I'll go mad if I stick around here even for a single second more
We can't step out immediately
The boys will go to class by 9:00 a.m
Then we can easily escape
Get down and verify whereabouts of the girl
Did you see this girl anywhere?
This girl, huh? Show me some other photo
Am I a pimp or what? Take a good look and tell me
Take a good look, huh?
- I've seen her - Really?
When? Where? Tell me, man
She bought a 'churidhar' in my shop last month
You're dead meat, man
- Have you seen this girl? - No
You haven't?
Aiyaiyo!
- Did you see this girl? - No
You didn't, eh?
- 'Hello?' - Boss, I'm Arivu speaking
Did you find her?
Boss, I've sieved and searched entire Chennai
- No sign of her - It's only half hour since you left
How did you search whole of Chennai?
Boss, with the help of Google map I jumped into action
Beans spilled brilliantly!
Who the hell named you 'Arivu'?
Means 'Brilliant' So I named myself
- Moron! - I'll change it to 'moron', boss
Don't stand in front of me without bringing her back to me
Yes, boss
- What happened? - No one has seen her here, boss
Is she sending me on a wild goose-chase?
I know how to catch her Hey! Drive me to the college
Hey!
Transfer the money right now I'll freshen up and come
I know all that Come back soon
[mobile ringing]
Hey! Come on
Boss, that boy isn't inside
In haste, our man hit a student creating a ruckus
- Let's scoot, boss - Get in
- Quick - Start the car
- Move it - Make it fast
[mobile ringing]
- What, da? - 'What, Mr Indiran?'
You are cutting my call?
I'm preoccupied now
I'll call you later Hang up now
I'm not your girl friend to tiptoe lightly around you adjusting to your mood
Kadhir
As if I maligned you Hang up now
Will do
Listen to me clearly before I cut the call
- What? - 'I will pay you back'
'In just 1 hour'
But don't show your rowdyism to students like me
'Mr Indiran'
'Fattening yourself like a beefy buffalo'
By lending money at atrocious interest rate
And threatening the poor victim
'You may be boss to innocent people'
But to Engineering students like me
Not even close to the dust on my feet-
He's a big shot in this city
Hang up now, L.Balu!
His name is Indiran, da
Boss, more than 'Indiran'
'L.Balu' sounds more-
- Swag! - Sarcasm, eh?
Ridiculing...mocking me
- Taking a dig at me! - No tension
Can't control it
Father has gone for his prayer Sathappan is nowhere to be seen
Best time for us to go Transferred the money?
I'm asking you, girl Have you transferred the amount?
- A minor problem - Whaaat?
Account blocked!
Then my money?
Sorry, forgive me
How can you say it so flippantly?
To top it all, I called and needled him with my rhyming punch dialogs!
He would have planned to kill me
Father, I'm sure this must be their work too
They have created a secret exit to go out at night
Sathappa, don't accuse without evidence
You need proof if you point a finger
Isn't this building very old?
The rods must have got rusted
- Is your dress okay? - Needs to be adjusted-
- Step out - Why are you yelling?
I've come with a mission Blabbering, not knowing the facts
You are the next Phoolan Devi Rebel with a cause!
Clear out now Get out of the hostel
Jack in the box!
Come
Quick
'Yes, Father'
Why are you silent, Father?
Father...Father, Kadhir
Kadhir, why didn't you attend class?
Father...er...hmmm
I have a bad stomach
Loosies
How many times?
I can't buy this story
Will you come to the loo?
- I'll show you proof - Follow you to-
Did you hear that? Look how rude he is to me
My stomach is rumbling again, Father
Sometimes eating your food even I have the same problem
Is there any other exit?
Father and Sathappan are here Let's escape via the main entrance
Hey! Welder, come here
You have to solder it here
Come...come
- Escape! - What?
"More trouble on the way Go and hide right away"
"Like Usain Bolt the sprinter bolt for your life, mister"
"Hurry...hurry, double quick"
That's a girl for sure! You are dead meat
"Don't get caught, fly Or else you will die"
"Run...run for your life"
"Run from all this strife"
'Scoot, dude'
"Dart, dash, hurry scoot and scurry"
'Machi, escape'
"Run, race and speed up Shoot, hotfoot, don't stop"
'H-U-R-R-Y!'
"Scoot and scurry swiftly Quick on your toes, girlie"
What is the problem?
How do you think I'll know?
Father...Father
Sathappa, why are you flustered?
College strike That's all, right?
I got this information long ago
Aiyo! Not that
Some fellow has hustled a girl into our hostel
- SATHAPPA! - Sorry, Father
I was doubtful till yesterday But today my news is confirmed
I saw a girl in our hostel
Are you suspecting our dear dickheads?
Not ours, Father
- Dic- - Stop it
I wanted to say they are dictators
I won't believe this story of yours
Father, if you don't come with me
Any problem crops up in the future
Father is not running a hostel but a brothel!
- What do you mean? - People will gossip like that
Come, Father
- Strike, huh? - Yes
- Why? - You know our Prem Raj
He eloped with a girl it seems
Her father brought rowdies over to create a ruckus in our college
So college is on strike See you, bro
Strike, huh?
- I'm well and truly caught - You're caught, huh?
I'm the one in a royal mess
If a person is going through a bad phase
Even a stationary shovel will fly in mid air and pierce him
Maintain decency
Why didn't you say 'no' if you couldn't do it?
If a chap is ill-fated to face the malefic effects of Saturn
Who can prevent it?
- Am I the jinx in your life? - Do I have to spell it out?
How dare you! I am like Saturn to you
- My hair! - You are the jinx of a jerk
You are the malefic effect
If you had escorted me in time will I be in this fix?
Father, I'm sure he has that girl hidden in his room
- How are you so sure? - He's holding the book upside down
Hey! Just you wait
I'll find the proof and make Father beat you to a pulp
Nothing, huh?
'Hey dude...Kadhir'
'Kadhir...this is Joshua Open the door, damn you'
- Get under the cot - I won't, get lost!
'Open the door, quick'
'Kadhir'
- What? - Father and Sathappan are on a rampage
Some girl issue Forget all that
Give that Jack Daniels I'll keep it in safe custody
I'll handle all that, go
I'll keep it saf-
Gone...gone
Sathappan knows you are here
Where will I hide you?
Aiyo! My life is gone down the drain
Gone with the wind My studies, respect, dignity
Serves you right
- How dare you call me 'wretched'? - Have a heart!
- I did all this to help you - My left foot!
- 'Kadhir? - Father is here'
Kadhir, can you please open the door?
Your Father!? I'm not even scared of my own father
- I can't hide - Open the door
Father is waiting
That was stupid of me I lost my cool I guess
I'll touch your feet and apologize
'Open the door?'
'Can't you hear me?'
'Will you open now or shall I break open the door?'
Hey!
Why did you shut the door now?
- Father, any problem? - Yes
Sathappan swears he saw a girl in this hostel
A girl, huh?
In our hostel, Father?
- How is it possible, Father? - Hey!
Is this an act in front of him?
Father, ask him to open the door
A girl in the hostel under Father Kuriakose?!
Even if she got past you won't Sathappan catch her red-handed?
I'm here because I caught you
Come in, Father
Please come
How is it? Room is empty?
She isn't under the cot either
Sathappa, you have looked in every corner, high and low
You didn't find any girl here either
- Only 1 place left - Which one?
Septic tank
- I'll get to the bottom of it - SHUT UP!
Father, I swear I saw a girl with my own eyes
Sathappa, change your suspicious mindset
I'm going for the prayer meeting trusting you'll be a good warden here
Don't ruin my faith in you
I swear I saw a girl
SATHAPPA!
Sorry, Father
Dai...!
Hey!
Father
Vanished into thin air?
'Oh gawd!'
Maybe she worked in Gemini Circus earlier?
Why are you staring blankly?
Thinking it's an old building I pulled the rod, it just got dislodged
It was a bit too high for me to jump Otherwise I would have escaped
Why will I come back to you?
No one can take her away from us
From 'us'?
From me
I brought her in here
I'll be the first person to make my mark on her!
That's okay, I'll have a go after you
But can she gratify both of us?
For sure, dude
She may seem bitter
But you taste her essence, Mia Kalifa!
Alcohol mixed with chemicals will rule the roost temporarily
After that
Only this herbal product
No side effects
How they fooled even me!
- She scooted like P.T.Usha - Sir...sir
Sathappan brother
Showering respect mountain-high on me
Come to the point
We snitched on you 2 years ago when we were freshers
You tend to think ill of us till date because of what we did then
We are like your own brothers
Father is attending a prayer meeting
Shall I ask him to get you a Bible?
No
For both fight and waving the flag of truce
Booze is top priority, right?
Good philosophy
- So what? - So if we get together
We can booze and become friends
Oho!' You' means me inclusive?
Asking Sathappan to be the messenger of peace?
I am the proverbial dove
You are my brother from a different mother
I'm not angry with you at all
- I prefer foreign liquor - I'll get it ready, sir
- Why is your hand trembling? - Mark of respect
- I'll take care of it, bro - Okay, go...go
Best quality booze, eh?
Did that cannon-nose chap agree in a jiffy?
Better for us to be on our guard
Joshua, did you tell Kadhir about this?
- Will he bring JD? - I already asked him
He won't come it seems Neither will he give us the booze
Even that's forgivable
It seems he is now a total teetotaler!
He says he has stopped drinking?
Our Kadhir, huh?
You're Mr Film-buff and he is Mr Boozer
- Our entire hostel knows - Shut up
'Something wrong'
He's up to some mischief
No need injection
Yov! Look like a beefy buffalo and petrified of a tiny injection
I'm terrified of injection right from my childhood, sister
Can you make it painless?
- Aren't you a father of many kids? - Only one
You can't do a good job No pain, no gain
Show your butt
- Sister? - What?
What does it matter if it goes in through my mouth or my bum?
- One and the same - Cha!
Then will you eat through this hole?!
Hey! You know whom you're talking to
Don't you dare raise your tone here
- This is my area - So what?
You act over smart, I'll poison you to death
'Cauldron-mouth!'
Didn't he beat this nurse's husband who didn't pay the interest?
- Yes, bro - This is tit for tat
My family will be looking for me by now
If they find out I'm here things will blow out of proportion
Main entrance is the only way we can escape
Sathappan and the boys are boozing on the terrace
After they get piss drunk, I intend slinking away with Sathappan's key
Till I am back like a good girl
Keep licking this lollipop
Drink...enjoy
[spluttering]
Come, my dear Kadhir dude
You lost your way and landed here, huh?
No, I just wanted to show my head here
For us to pick out lice?
He is one of us Don't take a dig at him
Kadhir, join the fun and lose your senses
No, thank you, Sathappa I don't drink
Taste the appetizer at least
If you don't booze you aren't eligible for side-dish
- Put that back - Do it
Why are you being mean to him?
You don't know, Sathu
- Do you know how he has insulted us? - What harm did I do?
Is it a crime to be studying in my room like a good boy?
Only if we study and come up in life
Father and Sathappan can be proud of us, huh?
Enough of buttering me
Drink this beer instead
No, Sathappa
- You drink, Satha - Dai Sathan!
Hey Sathu
Having a teetotaler around when you are boozing
Placing a bomb under you are one and the same
No one will know when it will explode
- Not boozing, get up and go - Well said, dude
What if he sneaks to Father about Sathappan drinking with us?
- If he does? - Hey!
- Why are you scaring me? - No...no...no
- They are teasing you - Sathu bro
Either ask him to booze or ask him to vamoose!
Go down, Kadhir
- Why don't you drink? - What now?
I must booze That's all?
Yes, dude
- Pour me a drink - Where is an empty glass?
Small peg
I'll drink less You guzzle all of it down
Drink all you want Foreign liquor
- Open your mouth - That's the way
Well done, dude
Wait, let me check if he is fully sozzled
What, dude? That's all, huh?
"Booze buddies"
"Drinkin' buddies"
"No girlfriends to woo Our pockets empty too"
"Jobless are we But we just don't worry"
"In our minds we harbor no hesitation whatsoever"
"The world will be at our feet when we guzzle a peg or two neat"
"Get-high buddies"
"1 soul in 2 bodies Drinkin' buddies"
"We are beer buddies"
"We lament with melodies We are booze buddies"
'Super-cali-fragilistic-expi-ali-docious!'
Soooper!
Beat it!
"We flew in from towns many We bonded as one in harmony"
"No bend or break rift to drift Our bond like breath is close-knit"
"Our friendship should shine bright Happy laughter day and night"
"Sing it, dude, loudly"
"Our world daily 'you + me = we' proudly"
"Mica buddies"
"Friendship's label is Drinkin' buddies"
"We are liquor buddies"
"Dude, repeat please Drinking buddies"
'There are just reasons 3 to go on a boozing spree'
'Happiness, sadness and then drowning in alcohol for no reason'
'See, we are simply singin' Are we a rusted sheet of tin?'
'Where are you, dear appetizer? Spicy 'pakoda' and crispy mixture'
Shake it!
Have a blast!
"We stay in our room Dull, full of gloom"
"Once a peg trickles down we are kings all around"
"Say 'cheers' No more fears"
"This happiness we get is divine We are floating on cloud 99!"
"King of yorker Our Nattu the cricketer"
"Our friendship has speed so soooper"
"You are not just a silly chick who will ditch with a wily trick"
"The friendship we share is beyond compare"
"Be it our Mother earth or pure heaven"
"I want my buddy with me 24x7"
"Mica buddies"
"1 heart in 2 bodies Drinkin' buddies"
"We are beer buddies"
"We lament with melodies We are booze buddies"
'Made In Chennai Alcohol...MICA'
"We are MICA buddies"
"Lift up your collar, guys Say it, mica buddies"
"We are JD buddies"
"Say it steady, attitude already Drinkin' buddies heady"
"No girlfriends to woo Our pockets empty too"
"Jobless are we But we just don't worry"
"In our minds we harbor no hesitation whatsoever"
"The world will be at our feet when we guzzle a peg or two neat"
"When we guzzle a peg or two"
"Dude, when we guzzle a peg or two"
[automated message]
Mica buddies, huh?
Totally flat out
You had the gall to drink and smoke in front of me
You think you can wave a truce flag under Sathappan's nose!
Your youth is rollicking?!
I'll crush all your gala time
You asked me for proof, Father?
I'll give you photos as evidence
My pocket is 1 mile long
I must mend the hole in my pocket
I'll get my phone and click snaps, crucify you
Wait and watch
Terrace booze party, huh?
Don't underestimate this Sathap-
[banging on door]
Who is it?
Who is in there?
Are you deaf or what?
Will you open the door please?
Aren't you a girl?
Yes, I am a girl
'Open the door'
Were you the one roaming around this hostel?
Yes, of course
Will you open the door now? We can discuss the rest later
If I open the door will you show me your face?
I'll show you any damn thing First open this door
Will you?
Stuck with Father
...even my life is like a rusty iron particle
I must get into 'service' mode now
You don't worry
I'll get the key and save you
Lady Luck, help me find the key
Open the door
Darling!
Ouch!
Is this what you promised to show?
Hey...hey! Kadhir
Get up
Major problem down there
Open your eyes, da
Damn you!
Adhirshta Lakshmi!
Aiyaiyo!! God help me
'Kadhir has some magic up his sleeve'
'I can hear some sound insde'
He is here
Father?
What is the noise I can hear inside?
Must be a bandicoot, Father
- Open the door - Father, how can I-
Give me the key
Father, key is missing
You go to your room, Father
I'll get a locksmith to open and then I'll call you, Father
Key is missing Can't unlock now
Father is leaving it seems Leave way for him...move aside
Here, da
- Whose? - Key
- Your room key - This isn't mine
You left it on the terrace
It isn't mine Trust me when I say so
- Open - It is your key, dude
Dead meat!
Whose underwear is that?
How long since you washed it?
Sathappa, what is up with you?
Father, I saw that girl in this room
Dismiss Kadhir first
'Do it right now, Father'
Idiot!
Forever harping about wine and women
I've always told you have proof before you accuse
Father, I swear on our Christ
I saw a girl here with both my eyes
'Trust me, Father'
She hit me, tied me up and fled
Sathappa
Even if you lie you should make sense!
How can a girl hit and tie up such a big hulk of a man?
Where did she hit you?
Trust him to ask me something I just can't answer
Sathappa
If you keep repeating like this losing your marbles
I'll send you to a hospital from our hostel
In a mental hospital
Boys
No illegal activity can go on without my knowledge
'This man is in his own world'
These boys are reveling in a separate paradise of their own
I know very well
One of you is the culprit who tied up this Sathappan
He won't believe me!
There's a limit to all your pranks
If this prank is repeated
You won't see this compassionate Father
You'll see my hidden Hyde side of Colonel Kuriakose
- Okay? - Okay, Father
- I didn't hear that - Okay, Father
- Louder! - OKAY, FATHER
God bless you all
I didn't hear that!!
- Must be a fan of 'Bigil' - I heard it, Father
Dai!
I saw that girl in Kadhir's room
'I swear I did!'
If I tell you what transpired
You'll laugh for 1 whole week
But still, let me tell you One swift blow
She squashed my lineage, da
I knew you would laugh
I must get myself bandaged in Puthur
- Can they bandage down under?! - Hey! Shut up
That isn't priority, Sathappa
First your hand has to be bandaged properly
- What do you mean? - Sathappa
No one can see this image in our entire hostel
Imagine if only you can see what does that mean?
You have a special paranormal ability
That means?
- That means...? - He means it is a spirit
- Spirit! - Careful
You mean a real ghost?
It is the symptom of a spirit possessing your body
I don't believe in ghosts and ghouls
How can you be so flippant, Sathappa?
Spirits in Tamil Nadu are evergreen
If you want, ask Lawrence master
Forget that! Sathappan bro
Did you see her face?
She just aimed at my base Didn't show her face
Then confirmed she is a ghost
She won't let go of you
I believe you now
Even that old lady keeps repeating about supernatural activities
I told you so
Jeeva, the only property I own is my beloved body
I can't donate it to ghosts
Do something
Why do you worry, Sathappa? You know Koshy's father?
He is the ex head priest of Chottanikkara Devi temple
We can get an amulet from him and tie it around your wrist
- You will be well protected - Only hitch, Sathappan bro
You have to shell out Rs 3000
- 3000?! - Only then your body can be saved
98...99
- What happened? - 100
- Nothing - Something missing?
- Nothing - No
I thought you fell for Sathappan's fib
And looking for a girl in your room?
Chee! As if I'll flip for that crap? Are you mad or what?
Dude, after hearing Sathappan's accusation can't you smell the scent of a girl here?
No girl stepped in here
I never said a girl came in here
I commented only on a feminine scent!
Why are you blabbering?
Dude, how long will he try to pull the wool over our eyes?
I forgot what I wanted to share
My aunt's son is visiting me
Weren't you studying 'Applied Thermodynamic'?
He has a doubt, just go and clear that alone?
- Now? - Yes
- Right now - I'm a bit busy now
- You go, I'll follow you - No...no...no
- You get busy after 10 minutes - I'll follow soon
Come on, man Stop your performance
Go in and clarify the doubts once and for all, eh?
Aiyo!
TRAITOR!
Backstabber!
You've smuggled a girl in without our knowledge
Who is she?
She is like a sister
- Sister to whom? - All of you!
Son of a gun! She was in your room for 2 whole days
- What did you do? - Damn your dirty mind
- Matter of Rs 50,000 - Whaaat?!
Even if beauty queen, still 50,000 for 1 night is king's ransom!
Moron! She is the one who has paid me Rs 10,000 to come with me
Paid you Rs 10,000 You aren't worth it either
- To enter the hostel, da - What is her job in a boys' hostel?
I don't know
- What is the matter? - He hustled a girl into his room
Hey! He isn't capable of all that
Of course I brought her he-
I swear it's tru-
- Tell us the truth - I swear I don't know
She said it was for fun
Did you really come into our hostel just for fun?
What's your name, babe?
Adhirshta Lakshmi
Beauuuutiful name!
If you want us to help you get out of here safely
Confess to us now your real purpose
Hello...hello Don't waste our time
'Action block' is waiting
Dude, day before yesterday
What is his name? Interest Indiran
I went to his house and threatened him
He panicked and promised to come and ask for my forgiveness
I'm the one who has kept him waiting
But if that scumbag shows his rowdy frame of mind
We should be well prepared
- Keep our tools ready - Yeah...yeah, ready
Listen
Who are you?
Why did you come here?
- Confession time - I am Adhirshta Lakshmi
We know how 'lucky' you are!
- My initial is I - Hiii!
My dad's name is Indiran
His nickname is 'Interest' Indiran
I took this broom only to sweep this floor
You mean...I...?
AIyaIyo!
He is the groom
Appa, I'm in love with someone
I will marry only him Not anyone else
I was wrong to pamper you for being a motherless child
In 2 days, you will marry the groom I have chosen for you
- Hi Bhujji - Listen
I wasn't able to convince my dad
He has finalized some groom
- Wedding is fixed 2 days from now - What do you mean?
Then won't our life move from love to marriage
I can think of only 1 way
We have to
...elope
Prem Raj started avoiding me after that
'I called him so many times but he didn't respond even once'
'I couldn't accept the fact he ditched me'
'I decided to come here to teach him a lesson he'll never forget'
That's when I met you in my house
Sir...sir...please, sir
Instead of begging me like this try to get the money to repay me
Prem Raj wasn't here when I came
You came here to tear Prem Raj to tatters?
Thooo!
How could you even think he's worthy of your love?
Chee!
What does it matter whom she falls for?
If they know you are here with us
- All of us will be bashed up - Why are you dragging us into this?
- That's your fate - Okay
So here's the deal
If you escort me out of this place
I'll spin some tale to my dad and cover up
Dude, I can't take this any longer
You have to help me send her out somehow
Of course we will What are friends there for?
- Thanks, machi - Friends, da
Hey! What?
Oh! Machan...dude
We have to dig deeper into this matter
- What? - Jack Daniel
Let's go to Kadhir's room and plan how to resolve this
Dude, get ready with the appetizers
Be a sport, da
You must guzzle raw JD Put that down
Rascal!
My father will kill me
Has your father ever tasted JD?
- No chance at all - Then why fret and fume?
If you add sanitizer to Ayurvedic immunity booster
You'll get the same taste!
We can fill up the bottle with Rs 105 booze, matter solved
- 'Give me your glass for refill' - Dude
Anyway you've opened the bottle
Can I have a peg or two?
At least a shot, small one
No way, buddy No chance at all
You'll get it from me
Going overboard
Even I haven't tried this brand ever
Okay...guys
Let's start the plan
[loud yawn]
- This is our hostel - What about that?
I meant the plan of our hostel
Our plan is enclosed in this
"Meenatchi Meenatchi Do you love our buddy?"
"Meenatchi Meenatchi Do you love our machi?"
"You haven't said 'yes' He's waiting for 4 long years"
"Accept his love, my dear Tell him loud and crystal clear"
Sathappan bro
You'll feel the effect as soon as I tie it on your wrist
- Shall I tie it? - Go ahead
I wonder whose son are you! Going out of your way for me
Just as you said, as soon as this amulet touched my skin
I have this effect of something erupting from somewhere within
The boys are in Deva sir's room
Father is praying
Joshua will take care of Sathappan
Right time for us Let's sneak out
Adhirshta Lakshmi, come
Jeeva, come Oh! Silly me, I am Jeeva
Where the hel-
Only 20 rooms here Where can she hide?
Come
- Come - Hey Kadhir
Hey Kadhir!
Idiot! Come on
Oh! You are here
Get lost!
What now?
The boys are playing in the ground
- What to do now? - Don't know
Wait here for a moment I'll try and cover up
Come along
- What is it? - You come and take a look
I told you
Oh my goodness!
Sundar C!
Shall I do something?
Hit all of them senseless
Aiyaiyo! Murder...murder!
Murder...I murdered someone
Run...scoot
All of you escape or else you'll end up as a corpse
Run...run for your life
Run
Where are they running, bloody lunatics?
Herd mentality!
Come, hurry up
Come out...make it fast
'Stop!'
Who is that girl?
I'm asking all of you
Answer my question
Show me your face, dear
Good morning, Father
What kind of disguise is this?
Dressed as a female, Father
Drama for College Cultural program
We are rehearsing
'Who is inside the Purdah?' That's the name of our drama
Hey!
Think you are Manisha Koirala who starred in 'Bombay'?
Huh?
Is this some Hide & Seek game?
I know how to catch you
Just wait and watch
Very good! I appreciate your diligence
But stick to your room with your disguises
Don't loiter around like this
Praise the Lord, Father
God bless you
Didn't I say I will catch you?
You broke the bulb You had better fix it
You have only 1 way to do so
Just come to my room quietly
Or else I'll drag you to Father's room
He is a Holy terror worse than me
Don't waste your energy getting breathless over here
Save it all up
They painted you out to be a spirit
But your structure with all its curves going in and out is something else!
Show your face
I am trying to woo you and you're breathing in and out
Hey you!
You think you're Sunny Leone?
Show me your face, damn!
My dearest
I love you
If Father had really seen her
What will be our plight?
We would have been insulted and branded as Casanovas
He would have disgraced us in front of our family
That's why I suggested a rehearsal
I'm telling you trying to fool Father
And ushering her out of the main gate is an impossible task
All because of this female
So many decent boys exist in this world
Ignore all of them
You choose Prem Raj of all fellows to fall in love and give us a hard time!
Hey! Was it social service you did?
- I paid you for bringing me in - Talk softly
You paid me in millions!
You went back on our deal She lies through her teeth, dude
Hey! If you demean me I'll become a demoness
You don't know my true colors
You are Indiran's daughter I know you inside out
What do you know about me? Your attitude from the begin-
Dude, girls are software
Shouldn't use hard words to them
He'll use a string of bad words on you, shut up
First let us plan how to get her out of here
Then the figure I saw was a real ghost? Tell me
I can see the string here
Where is the hair, da?
Moron of a woman! Tell me clearly
Where did you take this string?
This is an amulet with special powers to bless me with good luck
- Idiot! - Hahn?
This won't bring you good luck
But lure you to fu-
Hey! Act your age Don't let your tongue run
Why did you untie the string tied on that tree?
- On what tree? - Her hair is missing from the amulet
No wonder the tamed spirit has gone wild now!
Whom are you referring to?
What you saw isn't a regular terrorizing spirit
She is a deadly lover-spirit
Her name is 'Purdah' Parvin
What kind of filmy name is that?
Do spirits also have an adjective as prefix?
Listen to my flash back
- Tell me - Rewind approximately 18 years
I don't have time to listen to your flashback visually like 'Baahubali'
Give me an oral account like 'Onaayum Aatukuttiyum'
'Parvin lived with her family in the building which is your hostel now'
'She always wore a 'Purdah' So she was called 'Purdah' Parvin'
'She used to cover her face even when she was asleep'
- Such a striking beauty, huh? - You saw her, right?
Oh yes! I saw her
'Her parents saw many grooms for her'
'No one came forward to marry her'
'In her angst of being a virgin-spinster'
'She started roaming at night and then started screaming in fright'
'Unable to bear her plight I told her, a man loves her'
'I lied to her saying he will come soon, 'see' her formally and marry her'
'Hearing my words she jumped with joy'
'Who is my knight in shining armor?'
'When will he come to lift my 'purdah' and see my face?'
She started nurturing buds of lust in her mind and heart
- How long can I deceive her? - Very true
Where will a man who doesn't exist come from nowhere
So I had to lie to her, he was involved in an accident and he died
I gave her this amulet saying this was all we found of him
She yearned for the dead man who would have lifted her 'purdah' and seen her face'
'This was combined with an unreasonable rage'
'I didn't get married when I was alive, right?'
'I shall become a ghost'
'I will live with a man I love at least for 24 hours'
'She wrote down her vow in a letter'
'And hung herself to death'
'Only after she became a spirit her atrocities intensified'
'Not a single man could travel freely in this area'
'To suppress her antics and tame her spirits'
'I indulged in black magic on her strand of hair and this amulet string'
'We nailed it to this mango tree'
'She will try to come out'
You released it without any reason
If I remove this amulet she won't haunt me, right?
You should not have lifted her 'purdah' and seen her face
- So what happens? - For the first time
You were the one to lift her 'purdah' and see her face
She wants to start a family with you!
On Full Moon night due now
She will take a human form
She won't let you go without having a go at you!
'Having a go' means?
Her first night with you when she'll no longer be a virgin
- Never! - He doesn't even know this, idiot
Man and spirit meet and mate, huh?
This will never happen
You dimwitted fellow! She is in the depths of libido
You cannot stop her She cannot be subdued
Is there no other way to exorcise her?
Only one who has immense faith in God
And who is an expert exorcist
...can save you
So only Father can save me?
Father...Father Please come with me
- Why at this time of night? - Don't ask me anything
- This is life or death for me - Let me wear my pant
Before you wear this she will poleaxe me!
- Father, come - Where are you taking me?
Is your pant important? Or my life?
Come, Father
Where are you dragging me now?
- Ask how that old hag is connected? - Sathappa!!
Hey old woman I've brought Father here
Tell him what you told be Word to word, verbatim
He has come pant-less, for my sake
Father, you will believe me if you hear it from this lady's mouth
All my problems will be solved
Now just watch me Old woman...?
Grandma?
Usually you stutter, stammer talk by ringing your bell
Grandma
Old lady
Father, check what's wrong?
Oh lady, talk to me
Oh gawd!
Why is it throbbing like a lorry engine?
This is my wrist, Father
What happened, Father?
She reached the feet of Christ long ago
Aiyaiyo! You messed up my life and died
- God help me - Hey Sathappa!
You are the one who killed her
- Me...? - Then what!
You told her a ghost story and made her a ghost!
SHE is the one who told me a ghost story, Father!
- She mumbled and muttered - I'll call for the ambulance
You left me lamenting like this
Whom will I go and lament my fate?
You died without knowing my plight
'Beloved!'
Did her relatives get to know so soon?
- YOU?! - I was the one who killed the old hag
WHAT?
Whoever steps into our space of happiness
I will dig a grave for them
What kind of twisted logic is this?
Is Father the next victim? I won't let you kill him
Father!
Adhirshta Lakshmi
We understand your situation But kindly reciprocate the same
We are planning to somehow get you out safely
But some spoke in the wheel messes our plan royally
Don't worry
Whatever happens tonight I'll see that you reach home, okay?
Please eat
Luxy, I got 'set dosa' and thick coconut chutney just for you
Shall I feed you?
Even Father won't believe me
All because of- Hey you in there!
'Open the damn door'
Sathappan, da
- 'Open the door' - Get under the cot
I'm your Lord of Death from today
Open the door
- Hide fast Why are you following her?
- Keep her company - My slipper will speak!
How long will I bang on the door?
Sathappa, we are doing serious group studies now
Why don't you come back tomorrow?
- We are studying - I know what you'll be up to
- Chee! - You're dead meat, da
Where did you flick this amulet?
Flick, huh? I paid Rs 3000 to a seer in Chottanikkara
3000 bucks, right?
- Tell him - Yes, Sathappa bro
We paid Rs 3000
Not even worth 30 paise
Why are you lying through your teeth?
Tell me the truth Don't test my patience
Didn't you pluck this off the mango tree?
Mango tree So what?
Look closely
Without even spending 10 paise a soooper vintage amulet is ready
I thought you gave me this amulet to make spirits exit from my life
You've given me a ghost waiting to enter my body and soul!
Had a go?
Go...goddamn goons!
Sathappa, what are you blabbering about ghosts and ghouls?
He has been acting weird for the past few days
I'll ask Father to refer you to a good psychiatrist
- I'll tell him - I need to consult a shrink
You dug my grave and want me to see a shrink!
You should be-
What is it, Sathappa?
I can smell that spirit's perfume even here
- How will a spirit use perfume? - 'Of course'
Sathappa, you are so obsessed your nose is working overtime
- Consult a good doctor - I won't spare you, warning you
Don't think I'm leaving because I'm scared of that ghost
Are you senseless?
- Will you play your pranks with him? - As if we knew the outcome
Shall I lift you up? Doesn't matter, come, sit
- Problem solved - Lux, got scared?
This is a common feature in our hostel life
If Kadhir hadn't interfered I would have killed that Sathappan
In your dreams!
First get into your underwear
'Good lord! Did I give her a free show?'
How will I make Father understand?
Aiyo!
I didn't cut all these vegetables
Who is in this kitchen?
My dear, this is my section
Your section is 'something else'
Why do you say it with a drawl?
But the 'son' you said now will never happen
Only THAT will happen, darling
You are spared because you are a spirit
Or else I'll hit you, mind it
I'm waiting for you to hit on me!
Why is her reply 'pun intended'?
Why are you appearing only in front of me and taking the life out of me? Tell me
Because-
You are my better half
She's making it even worse!
"I am a lotus waiting to bloom & smile I haven't slept in a long long while"
'Why is she dancing like this?'
I lost my sleep thanks to you
- Target missed - What, darling?
Your aim is going haywire
Have a go, 'bingo'
Wait and watch this time
Don't divert with your villi laughter!
Get lost!
- Jesus Christ - Aiyaiyo!
Father!
[mobile ringing]
- Who is it? - Boss...moron!
How dare you call me a moron!
Boss, I'm 'moron' speaking
You, huh? Speak up
I found someone who saw your daughter get into an auto with her lover
Really?
I've caught that auto driver
Stay put there I'll come over right away
Yes, boss
Sharp indeed
Nothing major Just a small bump
Are you feeling sad you didn't fling it with more force?
As if I will even think of hurting yo-
Hey!
You just missed my rolling pin!
Why are you torturing me like this?
When did I torture you, da?
I wasn't talking to you, Father
I beg of you Please believe me
What do you want me to believe?
A spirit is standing behind me
Sorry, Father
- Hey - Bingo!
You are such a pro
No one can stop our 1st night together tomorrow
After hurling a rolling pin on to my head
You branded my buttocks now
Wait, Father Listen to me
If you hassle me like this I'll fling hot oil on your face
- Get out of here - I get it now
Using the ghost as excuse you aimed at my head
Scalded my butt Now you want to throw hot oil?
Will I ever betray you?
You already did
FATHER
He won't believe me
If only I can get proper proof to make him believe me
I can make him the exorcist
Why are you cussing me with your mind voice?
I will tell you loud and clear
- You are a blind cat - SATHAPPA!
Don't shout, Father You know to yell only at me
So many misdeeds behind your back
All you want is proof, right? Come with me
Come, I'll show you
Harping on proof for no reason
That damn thing
Father
Here...please wait
- What can be hiding here? - Wait
It's missing
- I know I stuffed it here - 'You' did?!
I mean 'they' did Please wait
I'll show you
Take a look Porn books
Look at all the booze bottles
We can exchange them for cash in a local scrap shop
So many bottles
Why didn't we find these during the raid?
If we announce how will you catch them?
You must do a sudden attack like Flying Squad?
Hey! Jeeva, da Open the door
- What? - We are well and truly caught
Sathappan fabricated evidence and snitched to Father about us
Father is raiding all the rooms
Lux, let's go
- I'm not coming - Sit down
Royal pain!
Sathappan is suspicious of this room from the beginning
Best is to take her to my room
Your room? Go there and do what?
I have an idea Come, let's go
Come...come
- Tell us your idea - Wait
Before...before that
One of us should go out and give a heads up on Father's arrival
I'll go
How will you inform us?
- Phone, dude - Call me
[pre-call Covid message]
Before you can warn us Father will close our chapter!
What do we do now?
I have an alternative idea for that too
No one in our hostel has thought of this idea
No one can find out either
I'll signal in a different sound made by an animal
Go and do your signaling
Go
I'll come one last time for you
If we don't find anything
Matthew Chapter 7, verse 7
Ask, and it shall be given you; knock, and it shall be opened unto you
'Seek and you will find' is the actual text
Let's search one last time
Aiyo!
Hey! Who are you?
Looks like you landed from Kailasa this morning
1st year student, senior
I'm sitting on guard here to give signal when Father comes
You too, huh?
Tell us your plan
This is my plan
If I saw these rods, she can climb out and hide on the sun shade
Seriously!
Why the hell didn't you say so when we were in that room?
'As if you can saw your way out'
'What is she doing?'
I've removed these bars in that room already
She's an expert in this
That's my Lux!
Senior, don't you have an 'item' in your room?
Item, huh?
Yes, senior, we saw what you hid
Everyone knows, huh?
Senior, after you have had enough
All of us would like one shot each!
We don't have any item in our room
Item for sure We saw, remember?
You actually saw?
JD, full bottle
Wasted wastrel!
- You meant booze? - Then what?
What did you think?
I thought it was that gir-
Shut up and look out for Father
Somehow bait them
[animal cries]
[howling like a wolf]
[braying like a donkey]
Is this his different animal sound?
Mr Muddle messed up as usual
What is this?
Hostel or Vandaloor zoo?!
Careful, Father
You go, Father
I am so puzzled by these sounds
If you were crystal clear you can catch the ghost
Don't know which floor Father is in?
It makes sense for one of us to check outside
Come
[weird cries]
Lock up, quick
Prai...praise the Lord, Father
Where are you off to locking your room?
We finished studying in this room
So we thought we'll go to the next room to study
Hey! Whichever room you study the syllabus is the same
'Too good to be true'
Father, somehow I am suspicious of only him
We should check his room before we go in to Joshua's
Sathappa
We checked his room only yesterday
- Let's check Joshua's room now - Okay, Father
Joshua
Father, can we check this room later?
- Why? - We just locked this room
Let the door take some rest
We can come back here after checking all the other rooms
Joshua, open the door
Shouldn't we give time to exit?
- Who will exit? - For the air to exit and enter
The boys have bombed the whole room after eating the gourmet meal you served us
SHUT UP!
AND OPEN THE DOOR
Hey Kadhir!
Father wants to check only my room first, right?
Yes, Joshua
You said it loud and clear
'Yes, dude'
Aiyaiyo! I dropped the key
How could you?
- Where is the key? - Why did you drop it?
'Take the key, man'
'Hey! One of you pick up the damn key'
Father, I am dead sure someone is hiding here
'What are you doing, dude? Making father wait for so long'
Will you pick the key or not?
Pretending to clean the floor instead of opening your door
Open now
Open the door
Come, Father Come in
Go ahead and search
Please search
Where do I find any proof?
If he clasps the bar we'll all be counting bars!
What to do now?
Father!
Nothing, Father
What are you hiding? Move aside
Who is this?
Mia Kalifa, Father
Hustle...shuttle player, Father
I know, I've seen her too
Even I am fond of her, Father
Very good player
- Didn't find anything - Did you check thoroughly?
Not even a single clue?
'Which is the next room?'
He's sniggering at us
- Lead the way, idiot - Please come
I know you are up to some mischief
Wait and watch
Have you joined the gang too?
Be ready
Next is your room, go
Hold it, damn you
- Father! - Found anything?
Perfume scent of that spirit
- Here? - No
- In Joshua's room - WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO
...when we were there, Father
What does it matter when I say it, huh?
Ignore him, Father For my sake, just once
Sathappan has gone mad
He said a girl is in Kadhir's room Today it's a ghost in Joshua's room
Tomorrow he'll say you have an 'item' in your room
- Jesus Christ! - He will blab something, Father
He is the blabber-mouth, Father
I swear in Joshua's room I smelt the ghost's perfume
For my sake Just once...please
First let's search in the room we are in now
Then go to a room we have already checked
- You won't find any clue here - Move aside
'Father and Sathappan are returning to Joshua's room'
- Oh gawd! - What is it?
Return of Father part II
- Aiyaiyo! - What is it?
- You said he's back - Stop aiyaiyoing!
What do we do now?
Shall we send her out through the window again?
I can't do it again
What do you think I am? Girl or snake gourd?
Fat hopes! I won't go
- You look like a snake gourd anyway - What to do?
Let's take her to my room
After Father and Sathappan come here we'll shift to Boob's room
- Correct move? - We are searching in the wrong room
Instead of nowhere let's go now-here, Father!
Let's go
Hey!
Come, quick
Come, Father
As soon as you enter the room
...the spirit's perfume will invade your nostrils!
Can you smell the perfume?
Inhale and check
Hey!
That same 'purdah'
Hey! Who is that 'As-salam alaykum'?
- Er...er - No one
That girl next to you
- Which girl? - What is he talking about?
I caught you red handed!
Father, enough of sniffing Come out and see
- Come - What?
You always asked me for proof, right?
Here's my proof right in front of your eyes
They are having fun with a girl, Father
- Is that a girl? - What?
Yes, Father
Is that a girl wearing a 'purdah'?
- Y...yes - Did you see?
- N...no, Father - I have checked
Under that 'purdah' is Boo-
In which gap did you see?
One track mind in double meaning, eh?
- No - That's Boothapandi in a 'purdah'
- Boobs as in Boothapandi - Yes, you're bang on
- Boothapandi, changed so soon? - Isn't he shorter than this?
Don't you have a decent hour to rehearse for the Culturals?
Perfume smell of the ghost is in here?
- Yes - Come
- 'Hey Jeeva' - Father?
Next is your room
Okay, Father, it is wide open You can step in anytime
Hey! Don't pl-
- 'SATHAPPA' - Coming, Father
- Sathappa - Father?
You blabbered about some perfume and a ghost
No smell or stink here
I can smell it, Father
If I am able to smell for sure your nose-
You have a stuffy nose Shall I get you a balm?
SHUT UP!
If you open your mouth about ghost or spirit
I'll feed you to the vultures!
Kadhir
Kadhir?
'Open the door'
- Father - Kadhir?
If you don't open the door now I'll keep banging till my hands break
Kadhir
- It is locked on the outside - Kadhir
KADHIR!
- Can't you see it is locked? - Oh! Yes
Someone has latched Sathappan's mind too
That's why he is confused
My confusion is thanks to all of you
Come in, Father
Father is in Kadhir's room
The boys have got the set-up ready, let's go
You stay put
Where?
Let me search
Sathappan...constipated?
Bull!
Bull in a china shop!
I just want a single piece of evidence
Then I will, not me
Watch how Father will crucify you!
Sathappa, I trust my boys They are genuine
And faultless
YOU ARE JUST WASTING MY PRECIOUS TIME
How did we find porn books and booze bottles there?
Did a crow throw it down that pipe?
- That's a right question - Father
You've checked all the rooms Only 1 is left for you to check
- Are you implying my room? - Oh! No, Father
Praise the Lord, Father
Sathappan
- 'Oh My Kadavule' - Yes, Father
Even I feel bad asking
But at least your clouded mind will be cleared once and for all
Trial by fire for me Sathappan, huh?
But I will win like the eternal phoenix
Come, da
I'll prove to you I have been blessed specially by our Lord
Jesus Christ, help me
What can you find in my room, Father?
Only Bible and the Holy water you gave
Please seek and you'll find
Listening to immature boys
My bureau has the Bible and Book of Psalms
Give that to the boys so they can read and be blessed
'Why is he messing up my neatly stacked clothes?'
Not on the top rack
Look under the pillow
Prepare for the shock
Let me see
'The lonely banyan tree'
You have a whole library of such dirty books in here?
'Aiyo! Father'
- 'How did these turn up?' - Bad smell
Oh my God!
- What is this? - I swear, Father
I have no clue how these turned up here
Trust me, Father
Sathappa
- Aren't you the only occupant? - Yes...yes
Who could have done it? Did I hide all these here?
'Locked her door, lass so naive after midnight at 1:05'
- Is there such a book? - That's a proverb
Stop explaining AND JUST GET OUT!
Father, I'm telling you the truth I am in no way connected to this
Who am I?
Retired colonel
I have dedicated my entire life to Christ
I am here For what joy?
Even if students fail in their exam
They should pass in life's exam I'm teaching discipline to my students
When you lack this discipline
WHY YOU SHOULD BE HERE? JUST GET OUT!
I'm innocent I haven't sinned
- Mr Innocent? - 100 %
You are not a cent innocent Will you stop this nonsense?
Whatever truth I speak you won't believe me
What am I supposed to believe?
You said the boys hustled-
Ushered a girl in here
- That's a lie - True that!
Then you said, not a girl but a ghost, that was also a lie
You said the boys are boozing Another lie to your kitty
All the facts are stacked here
Father, poor Sathappan Forgive him and let him go
Pardon in Tamil is the only word Father does not approve of
- Yes - Father
That's a dialog from 'Ramana'
Even a murderer can be forgiven
But a man with no morals can never be pardoned
Father, you don't have to pardon me Give me just 1 day time
I will myself prove I am 100% innocent
Father will give a chance to even a prisoner on Death row
- But - Yes
Shut up!
- Sathappa - Father
I'll give you 24 hours grace time
If you don't prove even one of your wild accusations
I'll personally roll you out of the main gate
You can't roll me out
This is more than enough for me I'll prove my innocence
I swear on YOU...ONLY YOU!
Are you Sathappan or 'small mummy'?
Looks like you will kill me with your promises
I have to be alive to believe your proof!
- Move - Don't-
Okay, please go
Father...Fath-
He has gone
You guzzle down booze and read porn books
And blame it all on me, huh?
If you turn into Shakuni this is your fate, Sathappan
He tickled me? That too wrong touch!
You maligned me as Shakuni the antagonist in Mahabharat?
This Sathappan will turn into Chanakya!
Sathappan will watch us like a snake because of his challenge to Father
Every second she's here is a major risk
We'll send her according to our plan lowering her down from the terrace tonight
Tonight? Okay
- Let me go - Shut up
Why are you hitting him?
- Take your hand off - You'll get it solid very soon
- Is he that auto driver? - Yes, boss
Your daughter eloped in his auto
Where did you drop her? Tell me the truth
[overlap of angry voices]
"Pray only to our Savior always"
Trying to confuse and crucify me, huh?
I know how to con you, boys
Your illegal activities increase only in total darkness
I'll catch you
"Pray only to our Lord Jesus"
Looks like someone is walking there
Who can that be?
Maybe Sathappan's theory is true?
Who is that?
Father
It's me...Sathappan
Why are you also scaring me?
That means something else scared you before you saw me
Nothing of that sort
I saw a figure Wondered if it's a girl-
You think may be a ghost?
You must have imagined it
Shouldn't talk without proof, Father
- I saw a figure - Not possible
You're a retired colonel
Can a girl or ghost step into our hostel defying your hawk eyes?
Don't accuse without proper proof
I know I saw right in front of me
Must be your fertile imagination!
You shouldn't say anything without proof, Father
I swear on you I saw a figure
Even if you beat me to a pulp you shouldn't speak without proo-
Back answering my 'proof' dialog back at me, huh?
[muffled voice]
You're annoyed, right?
I had this same feeling of annoyance past 2 days
Now do you realize?
- Now do you see? - I saw, man
Will you believe me at least from now on?
- Er...huh - Why this doubt?
Fine, do I have a choice?!
- That's better - Let's get our facts right
- Which side did it go? - Terrace
Come
The shoe bites the wearer, huh?
- Go - Tie it real tight
It is strong enough to bear her weight I think
Hurry up
- Here - Lower it
Lux, my responsibility to lower you down in a luxurious way
You don't be worried
Don't trust them I'll hold you real strong
Let's go
Shut up and stand here
Come here
Lower yourself carefully
Thanks
Hold this
[muffled voice]
- Wait...wait - What now?
I heard something Let me check
'Watch your step'
Come...come
Father and Sathappan are coming up
- Good Lord! - Father, huh?
Attend to her first
- This drum - Hide in here
Once, one last time
Wha...what are you doing?
- Super hiding place - Careful...watch it
- Keep an eye on them - Tuck your legs in
Seeing the proof with your own eyes you are coming up this far
- Come, Father - Go...go
What are they doing here?
- Praise the Lord, Father - Something fishy!
Why are you here at this time of the night?
Group study, Father
We should uphold your name, right?
- In pitch darkness - Under the moonlight, Father
Yes, he's right
Hey! Expect me to believe, you are so talented to study in this moonlight?
'Tell me'
It isn't about talent, Sathappa
- Then what? - 1-2-3!
"God's ultimate grace"
"God's blessings on us"
[Trending devotional song]
"God's ultimate grace"
- Father - Sathappa!!
I'm sorry, Father
Let's clarify the doubt we came for
Father saw another figure with you
You saw just us, Father
- Sathappa - Father?
They are studying seriously even in this darkness
- We shouldn't doubt their sincerity - Holds good for genuine students
Achoo!
[group sneezing]
What is this sneezing spree?
It is the mist in the air So cold, Father
Okay, don't catch a cold
[sneezing]
Whose is the 5th sneeze?
- Echo - ECHO!
Is that so?
Let me check out Echo or psycho, come
No need
[overlap of flustered voices]
- No need - Don't go, Father
Father...Fa-
I'll prove it to you, Father
Come
[sneezing]
Who is this sneezing?
[loud scream]
Father got spooked seeing a spirit
What will I do now? Who will help me?
Oh gawd!
A ghost is here Come down
Oh my God! Ghost, huh?
[flurry of voices]
Why is Father so spooked?
'Bro...bro'
Hey! Stop it
- You dropped her here? - Looks vaguely familiar
- How familiar? - I was drunk that night, bro
I dropped that Bhai's daughter here
Boy daughter
- Boy or girl? - Bhai's daughter
- Tell me if boy or girl? - Bhai's girl
I'll rip you apart Be specific
Bhai's daughter, bro
- Male or female? - Bhai's daughter
Boy...girl
Boy or girl?
Both are the same, bro
How can both genders be one?
Mad or what?
- Boss...boss - This girl in the photo, right?
Not this face, that night I dropped a Bhai's daughter, bro
She was wearing a 'purdah'
You mean a Muslim Bhai's daughter
I am so sorry I hit you, my dear bro
Moron of a motley gang I'll smash your face
He dropped a Muslim girl and you take this poor chap on a wild ride, you morons!
Boss, what if the Bhai's child is actually your daughter?
Clean hand, da
- Are you insulting my morals? - Sorry, boss
He doesn't know to explain
What if that 'purdah' girl is your daughter in disguise?
Hey! Soooper, da
Travels, boss
What if she has left the city?
All of you seem to have sat under the Bodhi tree!
Goosebump moment for me Good chance you are right
If I get to know where she has gone
I'll bring her back in a jiffy
Boss, very simple
We'll ask the Travel office tomorrow morning
- Sensible - Then we can go home now?
If your head is full of hair how will your brain work?
Have you forgotten I've vowed not to go home till I find my daughter?
Till then this car is our home Get in and settle down
- Okay, boss - Don't keep asking questions
- Boss...boss - Why are you 'boss'ing me?
Shall we just check inside the boys' hostel, boss?
First my daughter, only then that boy who has to pay up
Get in and sleep Don't be over sincere
'Moron, he wanted to go into the hostel to look for your daughter'
Mind voice, huh?
Obsessed with your mind voice 1-track mind, get in
I have to trust him and exorcise that spirit
Let me give it a shot
Good lord!
My dear husband-to-be
Tomorrow is Full Moon night when we unite mind and body as one
Never mind any moon I won't let any union happen
Neither will I
Let us wait and watch
Full Moon lights the whole city 'No moon' darkens my life
Father
We lost the rope Our last hope
Must think of a new plan
- I have an idea - Bad idea
I didn't even say it, da
Anyway it will be bad, but shoot
Why should you go?
- Stay with me forever - Dude, pick up that slipper
Scoot from here or else I'll pound you to a paste
Can't you zip your lips, dude?
Hey! Let's set fire to the hostel
When everyone is terrified and running for safety, we'll escort her out
- How does that sound? - Did you become like this now?
Or bonehead from birth?
Listen to my idea
Father believes a ghost is roaming around here
Let us brainwash Father
Under the pretext of exorcising the spirit
We can send her out
Sketch it out in detail
'Ahaa?!'
One glimpse of her you have the chills and you need a blanket and fomentation
How many times I've been hounded?
How many blankets will I need?
Drink this
Father, it is confirmed now a steamy spirit is roaming around
I can see the steam I know the coffee is piping hot
No time for comedy, Father I meant that spirit
Why are you reminding me now?
Father
I have a sound idea for both of us to escape from that spirit
Why are you adding me to your list?
Just listen to me
Let's give up this building to that spirit
Let us shift our hostel to some other place, Father
- SATHAPPA - FATHER!
Don't raise your voice That spirit may overhear
- Father - She has got us
Aiyaiyo! God help us
- You boys, huh? - What happened, Father?
The problem is-
I suddenly caught a cold
Why did you come here at this time of night?
Father, we have to drive out the ghost haunting our hostel
How do we do that?
With the help of an Ouija board
Ouija board means that-
Father, you have all the facts in your fingertips
I browsed online and found, like how we contact one another via phone
This Ouija board is a tool to contact spirits
Tomorrow if we contact that spirit and fulfil its desire
It will vanish of its own accord
Kadhir, whatever she's asking can't be given
Sathappan, we'll know only tomorrow night
Aiyo! Listen
She is asking 'me'
Sathappan, we can fulfil her wish tomorrow
Father, did you get what I said?
She is asking 'me'
We will know who she wants and what she desires only tomorrow
He's thinking like a blind cat circling in a circle
'My life is in shambles'
Father, you are still thinking
Not really, I mean what if this ghost has a human mindset?
What if it doesn't go away even after its wish is granted
How is that possible? We've already planned everything
You have planned?
No...no, Father I told you about the Ouija board
He meant that plan of ours
Inspite of all our efforts if that ghost doesn't go away
To chase her away for good
You are here for us, Father
Me...?
'If only he can help-'
Father!
Can you of all people hesitate like this?
'All the lands drought-ridden get consoled by seeing the river that never dries up'
'If that forever flowing river dries up?'
Father, you are not just a Father
You are the direct messenger of our Almighty God, hallelujah!
My dear boys
I accept this challenge between this spirit and me tomorrow
My beloved?
Not just an Ouija board
Be it a boot-licker or betrayer
No one can detach me from you
[spooky laughter]
There is a deadly demoness spirit roaming around our hostel
Last night she spooked the living daylights out of our Father
They are spinning a fast one
We are driving her out of our hostel tonight
So no one should step out tonight
If you disobey
...it will send you to an early grave
You expect us to believe this?
Why not? You don't believe us?
Then what?
Nowadays where do you find ghosts, ghouls and spirits?
Are you taking a dig at us?
All those who wish to die step out tonight
Let me see who survives an assault from a spirit
You warn them, dude
If you live through tonight
See you tomorrow
- See you - Father, son
- Holy ghost - Amen
[sneezing bout]
It is broad daylight now
Aiyo...aiyo...aiyo! Wake up, all of you, get up
WAKE UP!
- Get up - Ask for tea, boss
T...tea!
Get up right now
I should slipper my head for trusting you, I'll handle it
Hey tail end 'beedi'! When does this office open?
What do you mean 'haen'?
Jerk of a junkie! When will this Travel office open?
You have to do the honors
Why should I?
I will be mistaken for a thief!
It isn't even locked
[loud terrified scream]
Jesus saves
Spread out the board
Before we begin, the main gate and compound gate should be opened, Father
Why?
For the spirit to exit
Usually the devil can disappear as a puff of wind in a small gap
That's an ordinary ghost, Father
This is
- EXTRA ORDINARY ghost - I'll open the gate right now
Sathappa, without my permission?
Didn't you hear him say 'extra ordinary' ghost?
Why are you behaving like a lunatic?
If we don't exorcise it diarrhoea will be my exercise
- I'll open the gate - Sathappa!
This isn't the time to ask for forgiveness, I can't
Key
My bad luck fidgeting with the key
At last I managed to open it
Ghost, please go
Tail
[mobile ringing]
Hello? You are tense about your missing daughter
I'll tell you where she is
- Where is she? - But 1 condition
What is your condition?
I always keep up my word
First tell me where she is
She's in the boys' hostel disguised in a 'purdah'
My daughter is in the Boys' hostel it seems
[sound of a banshee howling]
I opened up both the gates
Even a lorry can exit
You can start now
Close your eyes and pray
Father
What's happening?
She is ready now
Ask her where she has come from?
- Ready? - Is this some race?
Ask her
Where are you from?
Tell us
- Please tell us - ANSWER
Chennai
Chennai it seems, Father
Ask her name
Must be Kavitha or Kamala
Oh God! Light is flickering
Letter 'P'
'A'...'R'
'V'...'I'...'N'
Parvin
Aiyaiyo! I told you
She's the one, Father
Father, I don't know why Coin moved by itself
Come...hurry up
[mobile ringing]
Adhirshta Lakshmi Best time to exit is now
Make a dash for it
Ask her what she wants
- What she's asking...me! - That's exactly my question
Who made you 'Father' I wonder?
- No need that question, Father - Are you scared?
I'm already voicing my woe
What do you want?
I told you so, 'S'
'S-A-T-H'
'SATHAP'
Don't you know even now?
Sathappan doomed'
Run for your life
Who are you?
Wearing a 'purdah' just like me
AAWWWWW!
[spooky laughter]
We haven't helped our boss Not even the slightest bit
We have to find her daughter
- Follow me, boys - Okay, bro
Where did you disappear abandoning me, Interest Indiran?
Hey Adhirshta
My daughter
Adhirshta
'Waaait'
Stop!
I won't let you slip away
Turn and look at me
Hey runaway rascal, what's wrong with the groom I saw for you?
Sorry, you are too late
- I have fixed a groom already - Whaaat?
You sound like a parrot repeating this to me
What is this new disguise?
Why has your face changed?
When did my face change, man?
Was it my mistake?
Was lifting your 'purdah' a crime?
Ma, sorry, I'm like your father
Who are you, my dear?
Veiling yourself with a 'purdah' you are making me wail in pain!
God help me
Amma...ouch!
[sound of bashing]
You have ripped me apart
Hereafter my body will end up as RIP!
I'll go...one
Two
Three
Some chap disguised as a lady has beaten our boss to a pulp
Disguised as a lady?
As if you were a witness
- Moron! - Yes, boss
That was a cuss word 'moron' I didn't call you by name, moron!
Someone masquerading as your daughter ripped you to pieces
- I swear I will kill him - Cylinder, don't
Your body can't take it Don't go inside
As if I don't know
You'll pay us only if we work sincerely Allow us to be sincere, boss
Follow me, boys
I warned them and they still went in waiting to get bonus blows
Where is that 'purdah' female?
Wasted wastrel!
How dare you beat up our boss!
Who the hell are you?
How many of you will claim to be boss's henchman and lift my 'purdah'?
Think your ghost disguise will send us running for cover?
If you change your face and speak in a base voice, as if we'll get scared?
Look at this loser in 'purdah'
You hit our boss Try the same tactics with us?
Got scared
Foolish fellows! Rubbing salt on to the wound
- What? - That isn't our daughter
- Ghost, boss - That's exactly what I said
I warned you not to go Did you pay heed to my words?
Morons! My fault to have employed men in 'churidhar'
Adhirshta...my daughter
Boss, that isn't your Adhirshta
- Ghost in a 'purdah' - Whaaat?
I'll pee in your mouth!
The ghost is in here
That was my daughter
Go and find her now
- Ghost hasn't left by now? - She should have gone by now
- That's the plan - Plan, huh?
Why do you keep using this word 'plan'?
- How are you linked with that spirit? - Is that important now?
Ghost has to be exorcised Shut up, Father
- Father - Sorry, Sathappa
Ask if the ghost is in or out?
She will go automatically
- No, huh? - Oh no!
Ghost is attacking us here Run for your life
[flurry of frightened voices]
I'm your boss here Open the door
- Won't you shut up? - Boss, why are you hitting me?
I pay you, right? Open the door
Open the door, damn you
Looks like she's coming back
Sit...sit down
- Looks like she is coming - Lie low, pipe down
Boss, I feel I have to download
I already did
No, boss, you got me wrong I can't hold my fart any longer
Wait for 5 minutes please
I'll pay you Rs 500
Even if you double that amount I can't control it, boss
I'll hold it in for you
[loud fart]
She was leaving silently You sounded her with your bomb
Did I do it on purpose?
It automatically got released in tension
She is equally in 'tension' mode
Bend down
[louder fart]
My hand is numb touched by the foul gas!
Boss
I'm so sorry, boss
Why are you apologizing, my dear boy?
My favorite pet!
You backfired even a ghost and sent her backing out
Sackful of garlic granted every month as anti-gas remedy
Thank God we managed to send her in one piece
- Look here - Hey!
What are you doing dilly-dallying here?
- Go soon - Where do I go?
Till my vow is fulfilled I won't go
Have you taken a vow to torture us?
Adhirshta Lakshmi Our respect stops here
Are you deaf or what? Standing still like a ghost?
Reserve some kicks for him
Is this Adhirshta Lakshmi?
She isn't our normal intruder
Paranormal immigrant!
- That means? - GHOST!
Oh my ghost!!
This is all the respect she deserves, I'll chase her
- Sathappa, come with me - No, I'm not coming
- Take Kadhir if you like - Leave me out
Bloody timid chickens!
You can be a bold rooster for all I care
Father, somehow save me
Oh God! She has come
Father, save me from that savage spirit
Show the Holy Cross
Pour the Holy water on her face She will run for her life!
Yov! Standing like a statue Lunatic Father!
Do something, man
Leave this place, my dear
I won't go
Don't be scared No one will stop you
Go away from here
I won't go leaving my 'mama' behind
She loves calling me 'mama'
I am not 'mama' I am Father
Being my father, you are ruining your daughter's life
I am not THAT father
I am church Father
Why do you split hairs? Still means you are a parent, right?
Am I not right, 'mama'?
Oh! Again 'mama'! I am Father
Yov! Did I talk to you?
What are you doing here? Go...go, I'll deal with this
How dare you wink at me in front of my fiancé?!
You here? Then who is up there?
There's a real ghost in this hostel
Ghost? Oh gawd!
Shoo...shoo!
What 'choo choo'?
Is he driving out a ghost or a dog?
Father, save me
If you hadn't disturbed me
I would've rested in peace uniting with Sathappan
Is this what you told me yesterday?
Yes, Father
Couldn't you have been crystal clear?
I said it loud and clear It didn't sink into your numbskull
Even now it isn't too late Enough of being 'Father'
Don your retired colonel avatar
'Finish this ghost with the same hand that held the gun and killed our foes'
Pour Holy water on that ghost
This is injustice
Atrocious
How can a ghost and a man mate?
Even if I'm a ghost I'm also a girl
You seem like a spirit to my eyes
No one can prevent my union with my beloved
Daaarling...here I come
How will you cross him and come?
Gentle words won't work with you
Go away from here, Satan
Go away from here
What is my name?
Pa...Pa...Parvin
Why are you showing this to me?
This will reduce you to ashes
Splash it all over her Let her smoulder to smoke
'You'll die Good riddance'
'Sprinkle it all over her'
'Be generous'
Drinking Holy water like our distilled water
[loud burp]
'Father, was it really remedial water?"
Gentle treatment won't work with you either
I AM A RETIRED COLONEL
Sathappa, save me
Father, first save me from her
Don't underestimate Father
He will squeeze Satan like sweetlime and make lemonade
Spirits like you, he will pickle to pieces
He won't make me a prey to your lust
'What do you say, Father?'
Good Lord!
Don't try your Vittalacharya antics with him, 'purdah' Parvin
You'll be reduced to ashes in Father's hands
Sorry, darling
Sorry, huh?
Hey!
Father, what happened?
'Jesus, save me'
When those boys spewed filmy dialogs of drought and river flowing
I anticipated this disaster
'Father, I hope you aren't hurt'
We have to mate and consummate our union tonight
If anyone prevents it
Whether father, grandfather, Godfather
Big father, whoever steps into my space
MASS MASSACRE!
Where is my 'mama'?
I am not who you think
I am Father
I will myself do the honors
Father, she rolled you down the stairs too
Sathappa, are you hiding here?
Kindly don't tell her I'm here I will fall at your feet if need be
You pinned me into her web
She is making an entry like a hero to hit on me
What the hell? Where is my 'mama'?
- Traitor! - Bear the pain for 2 minutes
Didn't you get me caught? Now it is tit for tat
Don't...don't, Father
Please spare me Leave me alone
That Sathappan you were looking for is in there
- 'Mama' - Go, ma
Father, you call yourself God's messenger and betray me?
- Maaama! - 'Lord Rama!'
Are you here?
'Father'
'You shut the door on me just because she twisted your leg'
What will I do now?
Were you hiding, dear?
You can't escape from me, my dear man
Don't you feel sorry for me?
How can we make out if I feel sorry for you?
Jesus Christ, my Lord
Save Sathappan
This is what is meant by ghostly ghastly union?
Beloved, why are you in such a tearing hurry?
Hurry, huh?
- Let's do it again - Can't take it
Hey!
What are you doing here?
You left this behind I thought I'll return it in person
You came all the way for this?
What else?
Nothing else?
Nothing else I checked my room fully
You didn't leave anything else
Okay
Bye
I have to come back home with my vow unfulfilled! Cha!
Why is the front door open?
Boss, maybe your daughter is back?
Daughter or monster Likelihood of neither
Must be a thief, boss
Rinse your jinxed mouth!
My child would have come back because she loves me so much
Adhirshta...my dear 'lucky' mascot
'You came looking for me I came back home promptly'
Back to our home, sweet home
Are you up in your room? I'm coming right now
Your dad and his thugs are back What do we do now?
'Adhirshta'
'My dear daughter'
Where are you go-
Where do I hide?
- 'Have you slept, dear?' - Gawddd!
- Tell me a safe place - Sssssh!
Hide under my cot
You want ME to go down under!
Didn't I do the same in your hostel?
My room is much cleaner, hide
'I will take good care of you, dear'
If I hide now when will I get out?
'My precious gem'
Early morning 3'o clock when everyone is fast asleep
You can go home