1 00:00:07,960 --> 00:00:27,760 Subtitle Created By Anysubtitle.com 2 00:00:27,820 --> 00:00:29,822 (MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING) 3 00:00:38,330 --> 00:00:40,624 KELSA: One of the reasons I like animals so much 4 00:00:40,708 --> 00:00:43,836 is that they're all named after what makes them unique. 5 00:00:43,919 --> 00:00:45,671 Here are some of my favorites. 6 00:00:45,755 --> 00:00:49,133 And they should pop up somewhere around here, 7 00:00:49,216 --> 00:00:50,134 I believe. 8 00:00:51,093 --> 00:00:52,970 The pink fairy armadillo, 9 00:00:53,053 --> 00:00:54,513 the blue-footed booby, 10 00:00:54,597 --> 00:00:57,516 scaptia beyonceae or the Beyoncé fly, 11 00:00:57,600 --> 00:00:59,268 and the blobfish. 12 00:00:59,351 --> 00:01:01,145 What makes them unique 13 00:01:01,228 --> 00:01:03,606 is also what helps them survive. 14 00:01:03,689 --> 00:01:04,774 (PHONE CHIMES) 15 00:01:05,858 --> 00:01:07,610 (MESSAGE NOTIFICATIONS POP) 16 00:01:11,655 --> 00:01:13,783 (ELECTROPOP SONG PLAYING) 17 00:01:15,951 --> 00:01:17,119 (PHONE KEYPAD CLACKING) 18 00:01:19,538 --> 00:01:20,790 WOMAN: Kelsa! 19 00:01:20,873 --> 00:01:22,875 The mornin's not gettin' any younger. 20 00:01:22,958 --> 00:01:24,752 KELSA: And this is true for humans. 21 00:01:24,835 --> 00:01:27,338 We're a part of the animal kingdom, too, 22 00:01:27,421 --> 00:01:29,173 aren't we? Take my mom. 23 00:01:29,256 --> 00:01:31,634 She's got this whole mother elephant thing going on. 24 00:01:31,717 --> 00:01:34,595 Mess with her baby and she'll trample all over you. 25 00:01:34,678 --> 00:01:35,763 I think it's a little extra. 26 00:01:36,013 --> 00:01:37,765 -Hey, love. Good morning. -Hey, good mornin'. 27 00:01:37,848 --> 00:01:39,975 Last first day of school ever. Are you nervous? 28 00:01:40,059 --> 00:01:41,310 -No. -It's okay to be. 29 00:01:41,393 --> 00:01:42,520 I'm not. 30 00:01:42,603 --> 00:01:44,146 Oh, we wearin' boas now? 31 00:01:44,230 --> 00:01:45,356 Can I get me one? 32 00:01:45,439 --> 00:01:46,899 Are you wearing a bra? 33 00:01:46,982 --> 00:01:49,109 What? Mom, law of averages. 34 00:01:49,193 --> 00:01:50,194 Oh, it passes the law. 35 00:01:50,277 --> 00:01:51,779 The average mom would be concerned 36 00:01:52,279 --> 00:01:54,365 that her average daughter was properly covering the girls. 37 00:01:54,448 --> 00:01:56,075 Ugh. Please don't call them that. 38 00:01:56,158 --> 00:01:57,993 -That's what they are. -KELSA: A lot extra. 39 00:01:58,077 --> 00:02:00,079 Where you goin'? Oh, I see. 40 00:02:00,162 --> 00:02:01,872 EM: Look at this color! You can see me from... 41 00:02:01,956 --> 00:02:03,165 (EM AND CHRIS GASP) 42 00:02:03,249 --> 00:02:04,625 (ALL SQUEAL) 43 00:02:04,708 --> 00:02:05,793 Look at you! 44 00:02:06,252 --> 00:02:08,212 KELSA: My best friends make survival look good. 45 00:02:08,295 --> 00:02:09,797 Okay, you're giving. 46 00:02:09,880 --> 00:02:12,007 -Look at you! -I know! Yeah. And 47 00:02:12,091 --> 00:02:13,801 -what are you giving? NASA? -Don't come for me. 48 00:02:13,884 --> 00:02:15,344 Please tell me you went shopping this summer? 49 00:02:15,427 --> 00:02:17,263 Of course I did. Who do you think I am? 50 00:02:17,346 --> 00:02:18,514 -Yeah, come on. -Wow. 51 00:02:18,806 --> 00:02:20,641 First day of school, bitches. Here we go. 52 00:02:20,724 --> 00:02:22,893 KELSA: Some animals use aposematic signals 53 00:02:22,977 --> 00:02:25,813 which basically means you survive by serving looks. 54 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:27,940 Em's the best at this. 55 00:02:28,023 --> 00:02:30,317 I bought this online and the model looked so cute. 56 00:02:30,401 --> 00:02:32,194 But then it arrived, and look, 57 00:02:32,278 --> 00:02:34,446 you can see my ass from space. 58 00:02:34,530 --> 00:02:36,365 KELSA: Uh... Usually. 59 00:02:36,448 --> 00:02:38,242 She's like the panther chameleon. 60 00:02:38,325 --> 00:02:39,952 Emphasis on "panther." 61 00:02:40,035 --> 00:02:41,912 If she likes something from your closet, 62 00:02:41,996 --> 00:02:43,664 you gotta let her have it. 63 00:02:43,747 --> 00:02:45,708 All I had to eat last night was a box of mac and cheese. 64 00:02:45,791 --> 00:02:48,168 KELSA: Chris is a howler monkey, 65 00:02:48,252 --> 00:02:49,461 honey badger. 66 00:02:49,753 --> 00:02:52,131 She's like, "I am here and I am chaos, honey." 67 00:02:52,214 --> 00:02:54,633 Girl, you do know that's a meal for kids, right? 68 00:02:54,717 --> 00:02:56,260 CHRIS: Yeah. It's all Mike knows how to cook. 69 00:02:56,343 --> 00:02:59,388 But it's like, "I don't cook. I grill." 70 00:02:59,471 --> 00:03:00,723 It's like, "Shut up. 71 00:03:00,806 --> 00:03:01,849 "Experiment with gay porn already." 72 00:03:01,932 --> 00:03:03,142 EM: Oh, my God. KELSA: Oh! 73 00:03:03,225 --> 00:03:04,393 CHRIS: You know what I mean? 74 00:03:04,768 --> 00:03:05,728 KELSA: Whatever it is, I'm here for it. 75 00:03:06,103 --> 00:03:08,522 What's cool is survival is creative. 76 00:03:08,606 --> 00:03:10,065 WOMAN: Khalid! 77 00:03:10,149 --> 00:03:11,650 -Arwin! -(EXHALES HEAVILY) 78 00:03:12,526 --> 00:03:15,029 KELSA: Meerkats survive by keeping their family close. 79 00:03:15,112 --> 00:03:17,156 -Ooh, good morning. -KHAL: Good morning. 80 00:03:17,239 --> 00:03:18,324 ARWIN: Good morning. 81 00:03:18,407 --> 00:03:21,035 Uh, Arwin, what's up with your hair? 82 00:03:21,118 --> 00:03:23,495 Uh, it's my pompadour. 83 00:03:23,579 --> 00:03:26,290 KELSA: Basically, every animal and every person 84 00:03:26,373 --> 00:03:27,791 has her own survival mechanism. 85 00:03:27,875 --> 00:03:30,294 And no matter how amazing or rare, 86 00:03:30,377 --> 00:03:31,837 they're all a part of nature. 87 00:03:31,921 --> 00:03:34,381 Uh, let's just try for normal, okay? 88 00:03:34,465 --> 00:03:35,716 -All right. -(SELDA CHUCKLES) 89 00:03:35,799 --> 00:03:37,343 But listen, if you don't like this, 90 00:03:38,510 --> 00:03:39,845 can I get a skullet? 91 00:03:39,929 --> 00:03:41,138 What's that? 92 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:44,350 It's... It's like a mullet, but, like, shaved up front, 93 00:03:44,433 --> 00:03:45,976 and then, really long in the back. 94 00:03:46,060 --> 00:03:47,227 -Sure. -No. 95 00:03:47,728 --> 00:03:48,812 (BOTH LAUGH) 96 00:03:49,188 --> 00:03:52,191 But, you know, speaking of, uh, boyfriends, 97 00:03:52,274 --> 00:03:54,860 we're kinda seeing you with a boyfriend this year. 98 00:03:54,944 --> 00:03:57,237 -Uh, nah. Full stop. Cut it. -(EM CHUCKLES) 99 00:03:57,321 --> 00:03:59,281 (ELECTROPOP SONG CONTINUES) 100 00:04:00,991 --> 00:04:02,618 SELDA: Eat your food. Come on. 101 00:04:02,701 --> 00:04:04,662 Was Grease auditions today at school? 102 00:04:04,995 --> 00:04:06,705 -Sasan! -Sorry. 103 00:04:07,081 --> 00:04:09,333 KELSA: Thing is, I'm gonna be out in the real world 104 00:04:09,416 --> 00:04:10,960 after senior year. 105 00:04:11,043 --> 00:04:12,836 -New ecosystem, new threats. -(STUDENTS CHEER) 106 00:04:13,545 --> 00:04:15,631 Sometimes, I catch myself worrying a little 107 00:04:15,714 --> 00:04:16,966 about how I'm gonna get by. 108 00:04:19,385 --> 00:04:21,345 (STUDENTS WHOOPING AND LAUGHING) 109 00:04:26,392 --> 00:04:28,519 -(SCHOOL BELL RINGING) -(PANTS) 110 00:04:30,062 --> 00:04:32,898 So glad you could join us, Ms. Kelsa. 111 00:04:32,982 --> 00:04:34,858 Good morning, everybody. (LAUGHS) 112 00:04:34,942 --> 00:04:35,901 STUDENTS: Good morning. 113 00:04:36,235 --> 00:04:38,737 My name is Ms. Kidd. 114 00:04:38,821 --> 00:04:42,658 And today, we are going to paint portraits. 115 00:04:42,741 --> 00:04:45,285 Now, I want you to pick a partner 116 00:04:45,369 --> 00:04:48,580 and paint each other in the style of your choice. 117 00:04:48,664 --> 00:04:50,582 Okay, now go. 118 00:04:50,666 --> 00:04:52,334 Pick a partner. (LAUGHS) 119 00:04:52,876 --> 00:04:54,294 Don't be shy. 120 00:04:55,337 --> 00:04:56,672 Hi, you wanna...? 121 00:04:57,840 --> 00:04:59,591 -Didn't I have you last year? -BOY: Yeah, did you miss me? 122 00:05:09,435 --> 00:05:10,436 (CHUCKLES) 123 00:05:11,437 --> 00:05:12,438 Hey. 124 00:05:13,147 --> 00:05:15,190 Um, yeah? Yes, yes. 125 00:05:15,274 --> 00:05:17,943 Can I borrow some of that millennial pink? 126 00:05:18,027 --> 00:05:20,487 Yeah, but that is not millennial pink. 127 00:05:20,571 --> 00:05:21,947 That is flamingo pink. 128 00:05:22,239 --> 00:05:24,074 Okay. Uh, that one? 129 00:05:24,158 --> 00:05:25,242 KHAL: That's ballet slipper pink. 130 00:05:26,702 --> 00:05:27,661 That one? 131 00:05:27,745 --> 00:05:29,747 That's just pink pink. 132 00:05:30,164 --> 00:05:31,373 (SMACKS LIPS) All right, 133 00:05:31,457 --> 00:05:33,125 we got a color purist up in here. 134 00:05:33,208 --> 00:05:35,627 Yeah, well, I don't like to oversimplify things. 135 00:05:35,711 --> 00:05:37,337 It makes everything kind of boring. 136 00:05:38,255 --> 00:05:40,883 Oh! What style is this? 137 00:05:40,966 --> 00:05:44,094 Um, it's kinda like street art, I guess. 138 00:05:44,178 --> 00:05:45,387 Is that okay? 139 00:05:45,471 --> 00:05:47,598 Oh, yes, yes. 140 00:05:48,265 --> 00:05:50,517 Put a little more cleft in that chin. 141 00:05:57,524 --> 00:06:00,402 Oh! Think pink. (CHUCKLES) 142 00:06:01,487 --> 00:06:02,488 (CHUCKLES) 143 00:06:04,073 --> 00:06:06,950 Uh, what's going on with my chin? 144 00:06:07,034 --> 00:06:08,202 Nothing. Nothing. 145 00:06:08,285 --> 00:06:09,453 -Nothing at all. -(CHUCKLES) 146 00:06:10,162 --> 00:06:11,830 Let me see. 147 00:06:17,044 --> 00:06:19,922 (SCOFFS) No way. That's so good. 148 00:06:20,005 --> 00:06:21,048 Yeah. 149 00:06:21,131 --> 00:06:22,341 You... You can have it. 150 00:06:22,424 --> 00:06:23,425 Really? 151 00:06:24,259 --> 00:06:25,219 Yeah. 152 00:06:26,637 --> 00:06:28,097 You're so nice. 153 00:06:29,139 --> 00:06:31,391 -No, I'm not. -(BOTH CHUCKLE) 154 00:06:31,475 --> 00:06:32,559 Yes, you are. 155 00:06:33,268 --> 00:06:34,561 I remember, last year 156 00:06:34,645 --> 00:06:36,480 Joey Zhang made a ceramic soccer ball 157 00:06:36,563 --> 00:06:37,731 and put it in the kiln. 158 00:06:38,357 --> 00:06:40,692 After he left, you grabbed it, punched a hole in it 159 00:06:40,776 --> 00:06:41,985 so it wouldn't explode with the heat. 160 00:06:42,069 --> 00:06:43,445 Yeah, well, maybe I was 161 00:06:43,529 --> 00:06:45,072 trying to protect my Egyptian faience pot 162 00:06:45,155 --> 00:06:46,865 from the detritus. 163 00:06:47,491 --> 00:06:50,452 You were already glazing your Egyptian faience pot. 164 00:06:50,536 --> 00:06:52,704 Joey was the only one still sculpting. 165 00:06:52,788 --> 00:06:54,248 -Well, Joey's my friend. -Nah. 166 00:06:54,665 --> 00:06:56,542 You're perpetually nice. 167 00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:59,461 There's nothing wrong with that. 168 00:07:02,172 --> 00:07:03,549 -Okay. -(LAUGHS) 169 00:07:03,632 --> 00:07:04,758 Can I see yours? 170 00:07:06,510 --> 00:07:07,928 Oh, wow. 171 00:07:08,011 --> 00:07:09,429 That... That is... 172 00:07:11,098 --> 00:07:12,099 That is great. 173 00:07:13,225 --> 00:07:15,060 Where did my ear go? 174 00:07:15,144 --> 00:07:16,520 Ears are hard. 175 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:19,565 Yeah, that's valid. 176 00:07:19,648 --> 00:07:20,566 Yeah. 177 00:07:20,858 --> 00:07:21,942 (SCHOOL BELL RINGS) 178 00:07:22,025 --> 00:07:23,944 MS. KIDD: Excellent work, everyone. 179 00:07:24,027 --> 00:07:25,112 Excellent. 180 00:07:26,155 --> 00:07:27,364 KHAL: And here you go. 181 00:07:27,823 --> 00:07:29,366 MS. KIDD: Don't forget your assignment for next week. 182 00:07:29,449 --> 00:07:32,077 All right, who's gonna help me clean up? 183 00:07:33,162 --> 00:07:36,290 Anybody? Anybody wanna stay and help? 184 00:07:36,373 --> 00:07:37,416 I don't even have blue eyes. 185 00:07:37,499 --> 00:07:38,709 Dude, I'm not gonna lie to you. 186 00:07:38,792 --> 00:07:40,002 You're blind and you're colorblind. 187 00:07:40,085 --> 00:07:41,378 MIKE: That looks nothing like me. 188 00:07:41,461 --> 00:07:42,588 I don't know what you're talking about. 189 00:07:44,173 --> 00:07:45,424 MS. KIDD: Thank you. 190 00:07:48,969 --> 00:07:50,095 KELSA: I think this year's goal 191 00:07:50,179 --> 00:07:51,847 is to actually find out more 192 00:07:51,930 --> 00:07:54,224 than just what I need to survive in this world. 193 00:07:56,518 --> 00:07:58,770 I wanna find out how to thrive. 194 00:07:59,771 --> 00:08:02,232 I wanna be like my girl, the pharaoh cuttlefish. 195 00:08:03,775 --> 00:08:05,861 She knows when to blend in. 196 00:08:07,404 --> 00:08:09,114 She keeps a sharp tongue. 197 00:08:10,199 --> 00:08:11,742 And she never forgets 198 00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:14,870 she is sick AF. 199 00:08:16,413 --> 00:08:18,081 -Hey, love. -Hey. (LAUGHS) 200 00:08:18,165 --> 00:08:19,124 How was it? 201 00:08:19,625 --> 00:08:22,544 -Oh, it... It was good, yeah. -Wonderful. 202 00:08:22,628 --> 00:08:23,837 What? Dag, Mom. 203 00:08:23,921 --> 00:08:25,130 On the first day? 204 00:08:25,214 --> 00:08:26,590 You wanted to go to school out of state 205 00:08:26,673 --> 00:08:28,258 and leave me here to fend for myself. 206 00:08:28,342 --> 00:08:29,551 -Oh, girl, okay. -You could always go 207 00:08:29,635 --> 00:08:31,303 to the community college up the hill. 208 00:08:31,386 --> 00:08:33,805 Love you, Mom, but it's either New York or LA. 209 00:08:33,889 --> 00:08:35,933 What do they have that Pittsburgh doesn't? 210 00:08:36,016 --> 00:08:37,517 -It's what they don't have. -What? 211 00:08:37,601 --> 00:08:39,519 -People that know me. -(CHUCKLES) 212 00:08:40,479 --> 00:08:42,147 Well, you gonna need a scholarship 213 00:08:42,231 --> 00:08:44,566 -and a damn good application. -Oh, my God. 214 00:08:44,650 --> 00:08:46,401 Come on. Sit right up in here. 215 00:08:46,485 --> 00:08:48,654 -The throne awaits you. -(LAUGHS) 216 00:08:48,737 --> 00:08:50,155 Take the faux fur off. 217 00:08:50,239 --> 00:08:51,365 Oh, okay. 218 00:08:51,448 --> 00:08:53,325 -Get your brain on. -(LAUGHS) 219 00:08:53,951 --> 00:08:57,079 "Recount a time when you faced a challenge, 220 00:08:57,162 --> 00:08:58,622 "setback or failure 221 00:08:58,705 --> 00:09:01,375 "and responded with bravery. 222 00:09:01,458 --> 00:09:02,918 "How did it affect you 223 00:09:03,001 --> 00:09:05,254 "and what did you learn from the experience?" 224 00:09:05,837 --> 00:09:07,256 Bravery. 225 00:09:07,339 --> 00:09:09,341 I don't wanna get in just because I'm trans. 226 00:09:09,424 --> 00:09:10,842 You'll get in because you're you. 227 00:09:11,426 --> 00:09:13,345 You can write about what happened with your dad. 228 00:09:13,428 --> 00:09:16,848 -Uh, I don't wanna exploit... -No. 229 00:09:16,932 --> 00:09:18,558 You're not exploiting anything. 230 00:09:18,642 --> 00:09:19,893 It's your story to tell. 231 00:09:19,977 --> 00:09:21,895 But it doesn't say anything about me. 232 00:09:21,979 --> 00:09:23,605 Of course it does. 233 00:09:23,689 --> 00:09:26,817 You went through all that and you came out stronger. 234 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:28,151 You know what that shows? 235 00:09:31,738 --> 00:09:33,865 -Bravery. -(LAUGHS) 236 00:09:33,949 --> 00:09:34,908 SELENE: Mmm-hmm. 237 00:09:35,325 --> 00:09:36,910 -Oh, my God. Okay. -Mmm-hmm. 238 00:09:36,994 --> 00:09:37,995 Call on him. 239 00:09:38,328 --> 00:09:39,997 -(LAUGHS) -Yes. 240 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:41,248 It's real funny. 241 00:09:41,498 --> 00:09:42,457 Especially when you start writin' it down. 242 00:09:42,541 --> 00:09:43,500 B... 243 00:09:44,334 --> 00:09:46,211 -Mmm, no, no. -R... 244 00:09:46,295 --> 00:09:47,254 (BOTH LAUGH) 245 00:09:49,506 --> 00:09:52,050 KELSA: So, what do you want me to talk about next? 246 00:09:52,134 --> 00:09:53,176 Nature? 247 00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:54,469 Trans stuff? 248 00:09:54,553 --> 00:09:56,054 Put it in the comments. 249 00:09:56,138 --> 00:09:58,181 -(COMPUTER CHIMES) -I'm down for whatever. 250 00:10:14,531 --> 00:10:16,616 (DOWNTEMPO MUSIC PLAYING) 251 00:10:24,875 --> 00:10:27,044 So, I, 25, female, 252 00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:31,298 met what seemed to be the perfect guy, 26, male. 253 00:10:31,381 --> 00:10:33,800 But afterwards I tried texting 254 00:10:33,884 --> 00:10:36,470 and he totally ghosted. 255 00:10:36,553 --> 00:10:38,388 So, 256 00:10:38,472 --> 00:10:40,807 how do you get over someone you never even dated? 257 00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:49,524 KHAL: I don't think there's any tried and true cure 258 00:10:49,608 --> 00:10:50,692 for heartbreak. 259 00:10:50,776 --> 00:10:53,528 Listen to your favorite sad songs, 260 00:10:53,612 --> 00:10:56,990 cry as much as you need. 261 00:10:57,074 --> 00:10:59,493 It might take awhile, but one day, 262 00:10:59,576 --> 00:11:04,081 before you realize it, the pain will be gone. 263 00:11:08,210 --> 00:11:12,964 BOY: I, 16M, have this amazing girlfriend, 16F. 264 00:11:13,882 --> 00:11:16,301 She's everything that I ever dreamed of. 265 00:11:17,219 --> 00:11:19,262 (SIGHS) The thing is... 266 00:11:20,764 --> 00:11:23,266 I like to LARP as a High Elf. 267 00:11:24,976 --> 00:11:27,145 I really want to do it around her, 268 00:11:27,229 --> 00:11:28,563 but I'm kind of embarrassed. 269 00:11:28,647 --> 00:11:30,023 -Yo, Otis. -OTIS: Mmm. 270 00:11:30,107 --> 00:11:31,775 Do you know what LARPing is? 271 00:11:32,317 --> 00:11:33,693 Um... 272 00:11:33,777 --> 00:11:35,529 I don't know. Sounds like some loser shit. 273 00:11:37,989 --> 00:11:39,199 LARPing. 274 00:11:43,537 --> 00:11:44,538 Okay... 275 00:11:45,664 --> 00:11:47,916 I think the whole point of having a partner 276 00:11:47,999 --> 00:11:50,460 is to be able to be completely yourself 277 00:11:50,544 --> 00:11:51,795 around another person. 278 00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:53,588 Show her what you're passionate about, dude. 279 00:11:54,256 --> 00:11:55,298 -(KEYBOARD CLACKING) -Who knows, 280 00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:57,634 she might even be into it. 281 00:11:59,594 --> 00:12:01,847 My boyfriend keeps telling me I need to lose weight. 282 00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:03,557 KHAL: Stop. I don't even have to read any further. 283 00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:05,684 This guy sounds really manipulative. 284 00:12:05,767 --> 00:12:07,060 -(KEYBOARD CLACKING) -Dump him. 285 00:12:07,144 --> 00:12:08,437 Yo, what are you doing? 286 00:12:09,563 --> 00:12:10,814 N... Nothing. 287 00:12:12,315 --> 00:12:13,316 You done with my notes yet? 288 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:14,568 No, I... 289 00:12:15,193 --> 00:12:16,611 Oh. Chance and Kevin are going to the Pirates game tonight. 290 00:12:16,695 --> 00:12:18,196 -You wanna go? -I'm not that close with them. 291 00:12:18,280 --> 00:12:19,781 All good. You're rollin' with me. 292 00:12:19,865 --> 00:12:21,450 Like that gives me any credibility. 293 00:12:21,533 --> 00:12:23,076 -Hey, I got you. (SCOFFS) -Okay. 294 00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:24,369 I mean, what are you gonna do 295 00:12:24,453 --> 00:12:25,412 besides simpin' on Reddit all day? 296 00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:26,955 Well... 297 00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:29,666 Yo, does the SAT still have an essay section? 298 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:31,126 Eh, I don't think it does anymore. 299 00:12:31,209 --> 00:12:33,211 SELDA: Khalid! Otis! Dinner! 300 00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:38,383 OTIS: Delicious as always, Mrs. Z. 301 00:12:38,467 --> 00:12:40,635 You're always welcome here, Otis. 302 00:12:40,719 --> 00:12:43,930 And tell your mother these flowers are beautiful. 303 00:12:44,014 --> 00:12:45,390 And it would be Khalid's pleasure 304 00:12:45,474 --> 00:12:47,225 to help you apply for community college. 305 00:12:47,309 --> 00:12:48,602 Are you kidding? I mean, without Khal 306 00:12:48,685 --> 00:12:50,020 I wouldn't have passed kindergarten. 307 00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:52,647 (CHUCKLES) And how about you, pesaram? 308 00:12:52,731 --> 00:12:53,732 Your college essay? 309 00:12:54,149 --> 00:12:55,609 Uh, it's not due for, like, five months. 310 00:12:56,485 --> 00:12:58,945 Put it off and you'll end up like your cousin Nahid, 311 00:12:59,029 --> 00:13:00,322 studying poetry. 312 00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:01,990 Wait, you can study poetry? 313 00:13:03,074 --> 00:13:05,827 I grab a bite to eat. My shoes are on my feet. 314 00:13:05,911 --> 00:13:07,662 -(LAUGHTER) -Hey, Mr. Z! That was good. 315 00:13:07,746 --> 00:13:09,956 -Z snaps. Z snaps. -(OTHERS EXCLAIM) 316 00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:11,333 Sasan, please, don't embarrass yourself. 317 00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:12,667 Really? Oh, my God, Dad. Oh, my God. 318 00:13:12,751 --> 00:13:14,044 Yeah, well, you do know 319 00:13:14,336 --> 00:13:17,589 that the first love poems were written by Muslims. 320 00:13:17,672 --> 00:13:21,468 (CHUCKLES) Viable career option in the 13th century. 321 00:13:21,551 --> 00:13:22,719 (ALL CHUCKLE) 322 00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:27,307 You wanna study poetry? 323 00:13:28,934 --> 00:13:29,976 No, no... 324 00:13:30,060 --> 00:13:32,062 You know, something creative or... 325 00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:33,772 I don't know, something where I can use my hands. 326 00:13:33,855 --> 00:13:35,106 SELDA: Hands? 327 00:13:35,190 --> 00:13:36,816 I thought you decided on Economics. 328 00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:38,860 -No. You did. -Wait a second. 329 00:13:38,944 --> 00:13:40,195 You don't wanna go to college? 330 00:13:40,278 --> 00:13:41,446 No. I don't know. 331 00:13:41,738 --> 00:13:42,739 I'm just saying that there are other options 332 00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:44,574 than the whole four-year academic thing. 333 00:13:44,658 --> 00:13:46,243 -Who says I have to do that? -I do. 334 00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:49,788 Uh, why don't you just start your essay today? 335 00:13:49,871 --> 00:13:51,581 I don't have anything to write about. 336 00:13:51,665 --> 00:13:53,792 Well, write about when we went to Tehran. 337 00:13:53,875 --> 00:13:55,752 What about that woman you saved from drowning? 338 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,128 -No, that was Arwin. -That was Arwin? 339 00:13:57,212 --> 00:13:58,255 -That was me. -Arwin. 340 00:13:58,338 --> 00:13:59,714 Yeah, we don't all look the same. 341 00:13:59,798 --> 00:14:00,924 (ALL LAUGHING) 342 00:14:03,260 --> 00:14:04,886 SELDA: Work on your essay. 343 00:14:04,970 --> 00:14:06,012 KHAL: No! 344 00:14:06,096 --> 00:14:07,097 (DOOR CLOSES) 345 00:14:08,932 --> 00:14:09,975 God. 346 00:14:10,058 --> 00:14:12,018 (DOWNTEMPO MUSIC PLAYING) 347 00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:14,020 (SIGHS) 348 00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:20,777 College... 349 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:23,530 essay... 350 00:14:38,670 --> 00:14:40,171 Kelsa. 351 00:14:43,258 --> 00:14:44,342 (CHUCKLE SOFTLY) 352 00:14:45,844 --> 00:14:48,388 Kelsa, teen... 353 00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:53,935 Pittsburgh, River Point High School. 354 00:14:57,314 --> 00:14:58,690 I see you, Renard. 355 00:15:00,483 --> 00:15:02,068 So, here's the deal. 356 00:15:02,152 --> 00:15:04,821 I've been on hormone blockers for two months 357 00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:10,952 and I haven't felt any changes in my mood or personality. 358 00:15:11,036 --> 00:15:14,122 I'm not more emotional or calmer. 359 00:15:14,205 --> 00:15:17,167 I think more of that will come once I'm on estrogen. 360 00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:20,879 I have to decide whether to take pills or shots. 361 00:15:20,962 --> 00:15:24,174 They say shots are more smooth sailing, 362 00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:26,676 but needles... Ugh. 363 00:15:28,511 --> 00:15:30,347 I've been thinking a lot about dating, like, 364 00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:31,681 whether or not I want to, 365 00:15:31,765 --> 00:15:33,308 because, like, when exactly 366 00:15:33,391 --> 00:15:36,144 am I supposed to disclose that I'm trans? 367 00:15:37,062 --> 00:15:38,271 (DISTORTED) Trans. 368 00:15:38,355 --> 00:15:39,314 Trans. 369 00:15:39,397 --> 00:15:40,482 Trans. 370 00:15:40,565 --> 00:15:41,483 (SCREAMS) 371 00:15:42,776 --> 00:15:44,277 (LAUGHS) 372 00:15:44,361 --> 00:15:46,696 (CHUCKLES) Like, it's not really a personal thing, 373 00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:48,198 but it's also something 374 00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:50,617 that just wouldn't naturally come up. 375 00:15:51,326 --> 00:15:53,453 And I'm not even worried about harassment 376 00:15:53,536 --> 00:15:55,246 or anything like that. 377 00:15:55,330 --> 00:15:57,957 I'm worried about people only pretending to like me 378 00:15:58,041 --> 00:15:59,876 because they wanna be woke or something. 379 00:16:00,835 --> 00:16:03,838 Like, once I'm off at college, far away, 380 00:16:03,922 --> 00:16:07,175 and no one knows my tea, I could go stealth. 381 00:16:07,258 --> 00:16:12,138 But that would mean nobody would know me. 382 00:16:12,222 --> 00:16:14,933 No one would see me for all that I am. 383 00:16:15,016 --> 00:16:17,435 So, what would you rather, 384 00:16:17,519 --> 00:16:21,398 the existential despair of not being known 385 00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:24,192 or the existential despair 386 00:16:24,275 --> 00:16:29,155 of being known and being rejected? 387 00:16:29,239 --> 00:16:31,116 If I talked like that in the real world, 388 00:16:31,199 --> 00:16:32,909 -they'd put me away. -(CHUCKLES) 389 00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:35,662 And I'm not dying to date anybody either. 390 00:16:36,204 --> 00:16:39,582 Like, my friend Chris is in a relationship, 391 00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:41,251 and to be honest... 392 00:16:41,626 --> 00:16:43,503 MIKE: Mmm! CHRIS: Mmm! 393 00:16:43,586 --> 00:16:44,629 (IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) Thank you. 394 00:16:44,713 --> 00:16:46,339 I'm your baby bird. 395 00:16:46,423 --> 00:16:47,674 And I'm your daddy bird. 396 00:16:48,967 --> 00:16:50,844 It doesn't seem too appealing. 397 00:16:50,927 --> 00:16:55,223 I mean, why have a boyfriend when I have two best friends? 398 00:16:58,893 --> 00:17:00,019 Honey, get those Skittles. 399 00:17:00,603 --> 00:17:01,730 CHRIS: So... 400 00:17:02,439 --> 00:17:05,859 Sleepover at Kelsa's this weekend. We on? 401 00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:08,111 Um, my mom booked a spa day for us, 402 00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:09,112 and she can't change it. 403 00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:10,822 I feel like you're having a lot of spa days 404 00:17:10,905 --> 00:17:12,157 with Miss Miranda. 405 00:17:12,449 --> 00:17:14,743 CHRIS: Yeah, when we're supposed to hang out. 406 00:17:14,826 --> 00:17:16,619 EM: You know Miranda. I'm trying. 407 00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:18,121 CHRIS AND KELSA: Try harder, bitch. 408 00:17:19,164 --> 00:17:20,790 (CHRIS AND KELSA LAUGH) 409 00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:23,168 I have a theory. 410 00:17:23,251 --> 00:17:24,586 CHRIS: Yeah? What's that? 411 00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:28,381 First Insta story is the person you're thirstiest for. 412 00:17:28,465 --> 00:17:29,424 CHRIS: Okay. 413 00:17:29,507 --> 00:17:30,884 Let's try it out. 414 00:17:32,510 --> 00:17:34,012 Um, okay. 415 00:17:36,514 --> 00:17:37,766 CHRIS: Danny Trejo. 416 00:17:37,849 --> 00:17:38,933 (ALL CHUCKLE) 417 00:17:39,017 --> 00:17:40,518 -That tracks. -What about Mike? 418 00:17:40,602 --> 00:17:42,061 -What about him? -Oh? 419 00:17:42,145 --> 00:17:43,480 (EM AND KELSA LAUGH) 420 00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:44,439 What about you? 421 00:17:46,983 --> 00:17:47,901 Khal. 422 00:17:48,902 --> 00:17:50,403 Khal Zuabi. 423 00:17:50,487 --> 00:17:52,655 -Since when? -For, like, a few months now. 424 00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:54,157 I don't know. I was kind of embarrassed about it, 425 00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:55,325 but he's so sweet. 426 00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:56,284 CHRIS: You should ask him out. 427 00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:57,494 Are you serious? 428 00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:58,953 Yeah. Why not? 429 00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:00,455 KELSA: Uh... (CHUCKLES) 430 00:18:00,955 --> 00:18:02,749 I don't know. I mean, I feel like you could do better. 431 00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:05,168 I don't want to. 432 00:18:05,794 --> 00:18:07,378 -CHRIS: Who do you have? -Uh... 433 00:18:07,962 --> 00:18:10,799 No one. Just a meme account. 434 00:18:13,510 --> 00:18:14,969 Okay. 435 00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:18,473 So, how you gonna do it? 436 00:18:18,556 --> 00:18:19,849 KELSA: Just DM him. 437 00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:20,975 No, that's so obvious. 438 00:18:21,059 --> 00:18:22,143 CHRIS: Yeah. 439 00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:26,439 I think you should write a love note. 440 00:18:26,523 --> 00:18:27,941 EM: That's a good idea. 441 00:18:28,024 --> 00:18:29,108 CHRIS: Yeah. EM: Mmm. 442 00:18:30,819 --> 00:18:31,903 CHRIS: Oh, yeah. 443 00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:34,197 EM: Cute. 444 00:18:35,532 --> 00:18:36,950 (TEARS OFF PAGE) 445 00:18:37,033 --> 00:18:38,827 -Give it to him. -Why me? 446 00:18:38,910 --> 00:18:40,078 -I'm shy. -So am I. 447 00:18:40,161 --> 00:18:41,579 I never ask you to do anything. 448 00:18:41,663 --> 00:18:43,081 -I'll do it. -Stop. 449 00:18:43,164 --> 00:18:44,707 You want me to do it, I'll do it. 450 00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:47,460 Yo, bro. Last night I joined Parler. 451 00:18:47,544 --> 00:18:49,087 Why would you do that? 452 00:18:49,170 --> 00:18:50,797 Because there's some gnarly shit on there. 453 00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:52,924 -No, it's... it's... -Have you ever been on there? 454 00:18:53,007 --> 00:18:54,217 No, I'm not a sociopath. 455 00:18:54,843 --> 00:18:55,844 Hi, Khal. 456 00:18:55,927 --> 00:18:57,053 What's it say? 457 00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:58,346 Nothing. 458 00:18:58,429 --> 00:18:59,514 This from Kelsa? 459 00:18:59,597 --> 00:19:01,516 -Hi, Khal. -Oh, Chris. 460 00:19:01,599 --> 00:19:03,017 (IN FLIRTY TONE) Hi, Khal. 461 00:19:04,185 --> 00:19:07,105 Wait. Wait, are you hitting that? (SCOFFS) 462 00:19:07,188 --> 00:19:08,940 -No. -Nice, dude! 463 00:19:09,023 --> 00:19:10,650 Give me that. 464 00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:12,485 (SIGHS) 465 00:19:14,195 --> 00:19:15,154 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 466 00:19:18,241 --> 00:19:20,451 (MUSIC PLAYING FAINTLY) 467 00:19:20,535 --> 00:19:22,787 KELSA: (SIGHS) Okay... 468 00:19:25,748 --> 00:19:27,542 (PHONE KEYPAD CLACKING) 469 00:19:30,253 --> 00:19:31,254 Mmm. 470 00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:33,381 Oh. 471 00:19:37,385 --> 00:19:38,845 Mmm. Mmm-mmm. 472 00:19:40,054 --> 00:19:41,055 Mmm... 473 00:19:44,058 --> 00:19:46,060 (POP SONG PLAYING) 474 00:19:48,563 --> 00:19:49,480 Oh! 475 00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:53,735 (POP SONG CONTINUES) 476 00:20:06,956 --> 00:20:09,834 So, uh, are you gonna go to art school? 477 00:20:11,085 --> 00:20:12,045 What? 478 00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:14,130 You're, like, really good. 479 00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:15,590 Oh. Um... 480 00:20:15,673 --> 00:20:17,050 I don't know. I feel like 481 00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:19,427 I'm not interesting enough to be an artist. 482 00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:20,887 Yeah. 483 00:20:21,429 --> 00:20:23,473 (SMACKS LIPS) You're right. 484 00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,266 -Wow. Ouch. -(CHUCKLES) 485 00:20:25,350 --> 00:20:29,354 No, I just meant, like, artists are douchebags. 486 00:20:29,437 --> 00:20:31,689 But you're nice. 487 00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:34,943 (GAGS) I hate when people call me nice. 488 00:20:35,026 --> 00:20:36,152 (CHUCKLES) I know. 489 00:20:40,365 --> 00:20:41,449 You know what I hate? 490 00:20:41,532 --> 00:20:42,533 What? 491 00:20:42,617 --> 00:20:44,077 When people say I'm brave. 492 00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:45,578 Really? 493 00:20:45,662 --> 00:20:48,456 "You're transitioning so young. 494 00:20:48,539 --> 00:20:50,458 "Oh, my God, like, do you get bullied? 495 00:20:50,541 --> 00:20:51,793 "I just wanna tell you how brave you are." 496 00:20:52,627 --> 00:20:54,629 Yeah, I mean, it's not technically that brave 497 00:20:54,712 --> 00:20:56,547 if you're just, you know, being who you are. 498 00:20:57,548 --> 00:21:01,010 Exactly. And it's so self-congratulatory. 499 00:21:01,094 --> 00:21:01,970 Yeah. 500 00:21:04,013 --> 00:21:05,264 (SIGHS) 501 00:21:05,348 --> 00:21:07,558 So, what do you wanna study? 502 00:21:08,393 --> 00:21:09,310 Zoology. 503 00:21:09,811 --> 00:21:10,853 Dope. Then what? 504 00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:14,857 I wanna be a nature cinematographer. 505 00:21:14,941 --> 00:21:16,818 Wow! Dope. 506 00:21:16,901 --> 00:21:19,028 Like Planet Earth kinda thing? 507 00:21:19,112 --> 00:21:21,364 -Yeah. -(BOTH LAUGH) 508 00:21:21,447 --> 00:21:22,824 (IN BRITISH ACCENT) Antarctica. 509 00:21:23,116 --> 00:21:24,575 BOY: We can make it. Come here, baby, come here. 510 00:21:24,659 --> 00:21:26,494 -Yo. -The high school. 511 00:21:27,745 --> 00:21:30,248 The human male woos the female. 512 00:21:30,331 --> 00:21:31,582 (KELSA LAUGHING) 513 00:21:31,874 --> 00:21:34,877 But with a ruthlessness only found in nature, 514 00:21:34,961 --> 00:21:36,045 the female... 515 00:21:36,129 --> 00:21:37,255 BOY: Check this out! 516 00:21:37,338 --> 00:21:39,841 KHAL: ...pretends to text. 517 00:21:39,924 --> 00:21:43,136 Ignoring his sexual advances. 518 00:21:43,219 --> 00:21:45,304 (KELSA AND KHAL LAUGH) 519 00:21:48,891 --> 00:21:50,101 (GIRL GIGGLES) 520 00:21:50,601 --> 00:21:52,812 So what? You're gonna, like, travel to desert islands, 521 00:21:52,895 --> 00:21:54,522 tread your gear through mud and stuff? 522 00:21:54,605 --> 00:21:57,567 Stay in a tree for days, waiting for the perfect shot. 523 00:21:57,650 --> 00:22:01,654 Yeah. I wanna see everything. 524 00:22:01,738 --> 00:22:03,114 Every place. 525 00:22:03,197 --> 00:22:04,073 Every animal. 526 00:22:04,782 --> 00:22:06,826 Why do you like animals so much? 527 00:22:06,909 --> 00:22:08,411 Because they're all unique, 528 00:22:08,494 --> 00:22:11,706 and named after what makes them unique. 529 00:22:15,710 --> 00:22:19,297 KHAL: Ladies and gentlemen of Reddit, 530 00:22:19,380 --> 00:22:24,844 I find myself in a little bit of a bind. 531 00:22:24,927 --> 00:22:26,304 MS. KIDD: Beep, beep. 532 00:22:26,387 --> 00:22:28,347 I'm coming through. I'm coming through. 533 00:22:28,431 --> 00:22:30,558 Ooh. Oh. I'm sorry. 534 00:22:30,641 --> 00:22:35,855 KHAL: I, 17, male, am developing a huge crush 535 00:22:35,938 --> 00:22:38,733 on this girl, 17, female. 536 00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:40,693 It's like a pull-your-hair-out, 537 00:22:40,777 --> 00:22:42,278 scream-it-out-the-window- 538 00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:44,238 for-the-whole-world-to-hear kinda deal. 539 00:22:44,989 --> 00:22:47,033 (UPBEAT POP SONG PLAYING) 540 00:22:56,542 --> 00:22:58,795 Oh, no. I'm stupid. I'm stu... 541 00:22:59,796 --> 00:23:00,880 I'm stupid. 542 00:23:01,547 --> 00:23:04,509 How do you know when you officially have a crush? 543 00:23:04,592 --> 00:23:07,053 Is it when you start looking for them 544 00:23:07,136 --> 00:23:08,888 in every group of people? 545 00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:18,523 Or is it when you're looking at a astrology meme 546 00:23:18,606 --> 00:23:20,942 and you check for their sign too? 547 00:23:21,025 --> 00:23:25,446 MS. KIDD: The Thundershower by H. Lyman Sayen. 548 00:23:25,530 --> 00:23:29,784 This is the perfect example of European modernism with... 549 00:23:29,867 --> 00:23:31,828 Yo, how is that a thundershower? 550 00:23:33,079 --> 00:23:34,455 Wait. 551 00:23:34,539 --> 00:23:35,540 Aren't they...? 552 00:23:36,624 --> 00:23:39,669 BOTH: They're in the shower. 553 00:23:39,752 --> 00:23:42,547 -Yes. -BOYS: Yo! (CHEERING) 554 00:23:42,630 --> 00:23:45,133 Okay. I have one. 555 00:23:45,216 --> 00:23:46,509 -Shoot. -Okay. 556 00:23:46,592 --> 00:23:49,220 Sandwich. One bite. 557 00:23:49,303 --> 00:23:50,555 I dare you. 558 00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:55,143 (SOFTLY) Go, go, go. 559 00:23:55,226 --> 00:23:56,310 Go, go, go. 560 00:23:56,394 --> 00:23:57,478 Go, go, go. 561 00:23:58,062 --> 00:24:00,189 No, she didn't! 562 00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:02,358 Okay, quiet! 563 00:24:03,526 --> 00:24:05,570 KELSA: When exactly does it happen? 564 00:24:05,653 --> 00:24:09,448 (SCOFFS) Whatever. I shouldn't even be entertaining this. 565 00:24:09,532 --> 00:24:11,367 I know Em likes him. 566 00:24:11,450 --> 00:24:14,579 All I know is, it feels like there's a freshwater eel 567 00:24:14,662 --> 00:24:17,665 lodged in my esophagus. (SIGHS) 568 00:24:17,748 --> 00:24:19,542 KHAL: Problem is, she's trans. 569 00:24:19,625 --> 00:24:21,752 And not that that's a problem for me. 570 00:24:21,836 --> 00:24:24,213 I'm just afraid 571 00:24:24,297 --> 00:24:26,549 of the drama I could cause if I ask her out. 572 00:24:27,383 --> 00:24:28,885 I'll probably lose a friend, 573 00:24:28,968 --> 00:24:31,304 and I doubt my parents would understand. 574 00:24:32,346 --> 00:24:35,308 So, what do I do? 575 00:24:39,187 --> 00:24:40,188 (COMPUTER CHIMES) 576 00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:42,899 Just explain your feelings to your friend, 577 00:24:42,982 --> 00:24:43,858 maybe they'll understand. 578 00:24:45,026 --> 00:24:47,236 -(EXPLOSION IN GAME) -No! That is so gay! 579 00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:48,946 That is so gay. 580 00:24:49,614 --> 00:24:51,282 KHAL: Mmm... Not an option. 581 00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:53,284 MAN: Go for it. 582 00:24:53,367 --> 00:24:56,245 Hey, love is weird. 583 00:24:56,329 --> 00:24:58,998 Just make sure you like her for who she really is. 584 00:24:59,081 --> 00:25:01,334 That you don't see her as an adventure 585 00:25:01,417 --> 00:25:02,960 or a challenge for you. 586 00:25:03,044 --> 00:25:04,462 KHAL: She would be an adventure, 587 00:25:04,545 --> 00:25:06,380 but not because she's trans. 588 00:25:06,464 --> 00:25:11,177 Because her brain just works in weird and beautiful ways. 589 00:25:11,969 --> 00:25:14,013 She'd be a challenge because... 590 00:25:14,931 --> 00:25:17,808 Well, because she's just a lot smarter than I'll ever be. 591 00:25:20,436 --> 00:25:22,063 Anyway, babes, right. 592 00:25:22,146 --> 00:25:24,315 No friendship lasts forever. 593 00:25:24,398 --> 00:25:25,816 Your parents are gonna have to be all right 594 00:25:25,900 --> 00:25:27,401 with who you're with, though, innit? 595 00:25:28,236 --> 00:25:29,278 Ask her out. Do it. 596 00:25:29,362 --> 00:25:30,655 Don't think about it. Do it. 597 00:25:31,739 --> 00:25:33,115 WOMAN: This is how I see it. 598 00:25:33,199 --> 00:25:34,909 Are you gonna live your own life right now? 599 00:25:34,992 --> 00:25:36,619 Or are you gonna do what people expect of you, 600 00:25:36,702 --> 00:25:38,371 and spend the rest of your life wondering, 601 00:25:39,664 --> 00:25:40,665 -"What if?" -"What if?" 602 00:25:41,082 --> 00:25:42,333 I think you should give her flowers. 603 00:25:42,416 --> 00:25:43,542 -What? -The girl 604 00:25:43,626 --> 00:25:44,794 -from your Reddit posts. -I'm sorry. 605 00:25:45,461 --> 00:25:46,837 -How did you know it was me? -I use your tablet sometimes. 606 00:25:47,088 --> 00:25:48,631 Look, you should really clear your browser history. 607 00:25:48,714 --> 00:25:51,342 -You little creep. -(CHUCKLES) 608 00:25:51,425 --> 00:25:55,012 Calm down. I'm just tryin' to help you out, all right? 609 00:25:55,096 --> 00:25:57,765 Look, I know it's kinda cheesy, but hear me out. 610 00:25:57,848 --> 00:25:59,475 Girls like flowers, right? 611 00:26:01,602 --> 00:26:03,229 Yeah. I mean, it's not a bad idea. 612 00:26:03,729 --> 00:26:04,939 Okay! 613 00:26:05,231 --> 00:26:06,190 Will you stop looking at my browser history? 614 00:26:06,274 --> 00:26:07,275 -Okay. -Okay. 615 00:26:10,069 --> 00:26:11,654 Oh. Uh, are you still worried you'll get 616 00:26:11,737 --> 00:26:13,489 erectile dysfunction from watching too much porn? 617 00:26:13,572 --> 00:26:14,407 Get out of my room! 618 00:26:14,949 --> 00:26:15,950 SELDA: Hey! ARWIN: Mom! 619 00:26:16,033 --> 00:26:16,951 Khal hit me! 620 00:26:17,493 --> 00:26:18,536 CHRIS: (MISPRONOUNCES) "Mayor Caligiuri..." 621 00:26:18,619 --> 00:26:19,996 Caliguiri. 622 00:26:21,372 --> 00:26:23,374 "Mayor Caliguiri's administration 623 00:26:23,457 --> 00:26:26,419 "is now synonymous with the first Renaissance. 624 00:26:26,502 --> 00:26:28,462 "Cultural and neighborhood development 625 00:26:28,546 --> 00:26:30,214 "expanded Pittsburgh's skyline, and..." 626 00:26:30,298 --> 00:26:31,465 That's a tardy, Mr. Zuabi. 627 00:26:31,549 --> 00:26:33,384 KHAL: Sorry, Mr. Alderdice. 628 00:26:33,467 --> 00:26:37,346 CHRIS: "And it was declared America's most livable city." 629 00:26:37,430 --> 00:26:38,556 Yo, who the flowers for? 630 00:26:38,639 --> 00:26:39,724 -Nobody. -Dude, just tell me. 631 00:26:39,807 --> 00:26:41,058 Hey, hey, hey. 632 00:26:42,476 --> 00:26:43,811 -Chance? Masloff. -Mmm? 633 00:26:44,437 --> 00:26:45,730 -Oh... -Now! 634 00:26:45,813 --> 00:26:48,566 Uh, "Sophie Masloff was the first woman to hold" 635 00:26:48,649 --> 00:26:49,692 -"the post of Mayor..." -(KHAL SIGHS) 636 00:26:49,775 --> 00:26:51,110 Yo, who are the flowers for? 637 00:26:51,527 --> 00:26:55,781 If I hear another word out of turn, it will be your last. 638 00:26:57,616 --> 00:26:59,368 -Continue. -"...of Pittsburgh. 639 00:26:59,452 --> 00:27:01,579 "Her administration also was the first 640 00:27:01,662 --> 00:27:04,123 "to suggest stadiums be built for the city's sports teams, 641 00:27:04,206 --> 00:27:05,958 "although her vision would not be implemented 642 00:27:06,042 --> 00:27:06,959 "until years later." 643 00:27:07,043 --> 00:27:08,586 -Dude. -Who are they for? 644 00:27:09,003 --> 00:27:10,755 -Em! They're for Em. -(CHUCKLES) 645 00:27:10,838 --> 00:27:12,590 TEACHER: Kelsa. Murphy. 646 00:27:14,592 --> 00:27:16,344 KELSA: "Mayor Tom Murphy's leadership led 647 00:27:16,427 --> 00:27:18,179 "to a building boom dubbed as Renaissance 3, 648 00:27:18,262 --> 00:27:20,723 "which reappropriated industrial land, 649 00:27:20,806 --> 00:27:24,226 "transforming the eco... the economic base... 650 00:27:24,310 --> 00:27:27,480 "from steel to medicine, finance, and technology." 651 00:27:27,563 --> 00:27:28,689 (CHRIS CLEARING THROAT) 652 00:27:29,565 --> 00:27:31,901 -(PHONE VIBRATING) -(CHRIS CLEARING THROAT) 653 00:27:31,984 --> 00:27:34,070 -(TEACHER CLEARS THROAT) -Uh... (CHUCKLES) 654 00:27:34,153 --> 00:27:35,196 Um... 655 00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:37,365 "This shift would be the catalyst 656 00:27:37,448 --> 00:27:38,866 "for the city's resilience 657 00:27:38,949 --> 00:27:41,577 "during the 2008 recession, and its..." 658 00:27:43,871 --> 00:27:44,872 Uh... 659 00:27:44,955 --> 00:27:48,376 (STUTTERS) "...selection for, um... 660 00:27:48,459 --> 00:27:50,378 "for, uh, O... for... 661 00:27:50,461 --> 00:27:54,048 "for O... Obama's G20 summit, which posed the question..." 662 00:27:54,131 --> 00:27:55,132 Everybody. 663 00:27:55,549 --> 00:27:58,511 STUDENTS: "How did Pittsburgh do it?" 664 00:27:58,594 --> 00:27:59,678 Great. 665 00:28:03,182 --> 00:28:04,100 Hi. 666 00:28:04,183 --> 00:28:06,310 Hi, Em. H... How's it going? 667 00:28:06,394 --> 00:28:09,188 Actually, I've been feeling kind of sad, you know. 668 00:28:09,271 --> 00:28:10,481 Seasonal affective disorder. 669 00:28:12,024 --> 00:28:14,527 It... It's October, and it's warm outside. 670 00:28:15,444 --> 00:28:17,655 I don't know, I could use a little whiff of spring. 671 00:28:17,738 --> 00:28:18,823 See ya. 672 00:28:18,906 --> 00:28:19,865 See... See ya. 673 00:28:20,533 --> 00:28:21,992 EM: Hey, Otis. OTIS: Hey, Em. 674 00:28:22,993 --> 00:28:24,912 Yes, sir! That's my boy! 675 00:28:26,414 --> 00:28:27,706 (TYPING) 676 00:28:30,376 --> 00:28:31,836 (ON PHONE) Go for Arwin. 677 00:28:31,919 --> 00:28:34,004 Okay, so I may have messed things up big time. 678 00:28:34,088 --> 00:28:35,714 -She didn't like the flowers? -I don't know, man. 679 00:28:35,798 --> 00:28:37,216 Word got around that they're for Em Vaughn. 680 00:28:37,299 --> 00:28:38,134 So? 681 00:28:38,217 --> 00:28:39,385 So, both of them probably know by now, 682 00:28:39,468 --> 00:28:40,553 and if I give Kelsa the flowers, 683 00:28:40,636 --> 00:28:41,720 all girly hell's gonna break loose. 684 00:28:42,179 --> 00:28:43,222 (SIGHS) 685 00:28:43,305 --> 00:28:44,640 I'm just gonna give them to Em. 686 00:28:44,723 --> 00:28:46,475 Jeez. Can you believe this guy? 687 00:28:46,559 --> 00:28:48,269 -I know. -Yeah, what a loser. 688 00:28:49,103 --> 00:28:50,729 This is classic Khalid. 689 00:28:50,813 --> 00:28:53,732 You're so concerned about pleasing everyone 690 00:28:53,816 --> 00:28:56,277 that you forget to look out for numero uno. 691 00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:57,403 I don't wanna hurt anyone. 692 00:28:57,820 --> 00:28:59,655 Uh, news flash, bro. 693 00:28:59,738 --> 00:29:01,449 In this life, you're gonna hurt people. 694 00:29:01,532 --> 00:29:03,117 And if you try to please everyone, 695 00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:04,577 you're just gonna end up 696 00:29:04,660 --> 00:29:05,661 hurting the ones that matter most. 697 00:29:07,455 --> 00:29:08,873 -Do you like Em? -No. 698 00:29:08,956 --> 00:29:10,416 -Do you like Kelsa? -Yeah. 699 00:29:10,499 --> 00:29:12,668 Then don't be a perpetually passive pussy, 700 00:29:12,751 --> 00:29:13,794 and give her the flowers! 701 00:29:13,878 --> 00:29:15,671 Yeah, don't be a pussy, Khalid. 702 00:29:15,754 --> 00:29:17,047 Don't be a pussy. 703 00:29:17,131 --> 00:29:18,716 Hey. Arwin, give me your phone. 704 00:29:18,799 --> 00:29:19,884 I'm using my calculator. 705 00:29:19,967 --> 00:29:21,343 This is Language Arts. 706 00:29:22,219 --> 00:29:24,221 (SCOFFS) Why is your generation 707 00:29:24,305 --> 00:29:25,806 so resistant to technology? 708 00:29:27,850 --> 00:29:29,602 I'm 25, Arwin. 709 00:29:31,061 --> 00:29:32,438 EM: Oh, my gosh. Did you see him? 710 00:29:32,521 --> 00:29:34,773 He's so nervous. It's adorable. 711 00:29:34,857 --> 00:29:37,234 There's this cute little spot. So romantic. 712 00:29:37,318 --> 00:29:39,403 I think dinner and a movie... 713 00:29:39,487 --> 00:29:41,113 Oh, that's kind of expensive... 714 00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:44,366 (KHAL SIGHS) 715 00:29:48,913 --> 00:29:51,540 Uh, these are for... for you. 716 00:29:53,584 --> 00:29:54,627 (SCOFFS) 717 00:29:54,710 --> 00:29:56,587 -Oh, shit. -(SIGHS) 718 00:30:02,176 --> 00:30:04,261 (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) 719 00:30:27,493 --> 00:30:28,786 (GIRL MURMURS) 720 00:30:31,205 --> 00:30:32,206 (SCOFFS) 721 00:30:33,707 --> 00:30:34,625 (SIGHS) 722 00:30:35,042 --> 00:30:36,335 (PHONE VIBRATES) 723 00:30:36,418 --> 00:30:37,795 GIRL: Someone's crying in the bathroom. 724 00:30:37,878 --> 00:30:39,505 -Oh, my God. Who? -Em Vaughn. 725 00:30:40,089 --> 00:30:41,090 (SIGHS) 726 00:30:41,757 --> 00:30:42,967 Oh, my God. 727 00:30:44,510 --> 00:30:46,136 Bro, you gave the flowers to Kelsa? 728 00:30:47,054 --> 00:30:48,806 -She's a dude, you know. -I have to go, dude. 729 00:30:51,225 --> 00:30:52,226 (SCOFFS) 730 00:30:52,977 --> 00:30:55,271 (AVANT-POP SONG PLAYING) 731 00:31:17,918 --> 00:31:19,336 (STUDENTS CHATTERING) 732 00:31:20,004 --> 00:31:22,256 (AVANT-POP SONG CONTINUES) 733 00:31:38,105 --> 00:31:39,148 Hi. 734 00:31:39,648 --> 00:31:40,983 Hi. 735 00:31:41,066 --> 00:31:43,485 So, uh, did you like the flowers? 736 00:31:44,903 --> 00:31:46,196 Ow. Ow! 737 00:31:47,031 --> 00:31:48,115 What the hell, Khal? 738 00:31:48,198 --> 00:31:49,700 -What? -(SIGHS) 739 00:31:53,621 --> 00:31:54,997 You really did that in front of Em? 740 00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:56,290 If you're trying to prove you're not nice, 741 00:31:56,373 --> 00:31:57,291 congratulations. 742 00:31:57,374 --> 00:31:58,375 I'm not trying to prove anything. 743 00:31:58,459 --> 00:32:00,169 Khal, Em likes you. 744 00:32:00,252 --> 00:32:02,713 Yeah, well, I like... like you. 745 00:32:02,796 --> 00:32:03,797 She was right there! 746 00:32:04,298 --> 00:32:05,716 Well, then, all right, if you don't like me, 747 00:32:05,799 --> 00:32:07,176 just tell me. I still wanna be your friend. 748 00:32:07,426 --> 00:32:08,385 If you don't wanna be friends, we can, you know... 749 00:32:08,469 --> 00:32:09,720 I didn't say that. 750 00:32:11,305 --> 00:32:13,307 So, you just wanna be friends? 751 00:32:13,974 --> 00:32:16,268 I didn't say that either. 752 00:32:17,645 --> 00:32:18,646 (SIGHS) 753 00:32:25,778 --> 00:32:27,571 They're wildflowers, by the way. 754 00:32:27,655 --> 00:32:29,198 Yeah, I noticed. 755 00:32:29,281 --> 00:32:30,449 Yeah, 'cause, you know, 756 00:32:30,866 --> 00:32:32,451 didn't wanna get you something typical, you know? 757 00:32:32,534 --> 00:32:34,495 (CHUCKLES) I like you. 758 00:32:36,664 --> 00:32:37,706 You do? 759 00:32:37,790 --> 00:32:39,166 But you've really made a mess. 760 00:32:39,249 --> 00:32:41,001 Okay, yeah. I'm sorry. 761 00:32:46,924 --> 00:32:47,925 You know what? 762 00:32:48,926 --> 00:32:49,927 What? 763 00:32:50,844 --> 00:32:52,179 Let's just go in there. 764 00:32:53,555 --> 00:32:54,723 Together. 765 00:32:56,100 --> 00:32:57,559 I mean, come on, you're gonna lose your friend. 766 00:32:57,643 --> 00:32:59,228 I'm for sure gonna lose my friends. 767 00:33:00,354 --> 00:33:02,940 So, what do you wanna remember from high school? 768 00:33:05,859 --> 00:33:09,988 We could live our own life, right now, 769 00:33:10,072 --> 00:33:13,325 or do what people expect of us 770 00:33:13,409 --> 00:33:17,788 and (SIGHS) spend the rest of our life wondering, 771 00:33:18,664 --> 00:33:21,542 "What if?" 772 00:33:22,334 --> 00:33:23,460 (KELSA CHUCKLES) 773 00:33:27,965 --> 00:33:29,299 Yes! 774 00:33:29,717 --> 00:33:30,801 (CHUCKLES) 775 00:33:35,848 --> 00:33:38,016 (UPLIFTING MUSIC PLAYING) 776 00:33:42,062 --> 00:33:43,439 (STUDENTS CHATTERING) 777 00:33:50,988 --> 00:33:52,364 -BOY: Come on. Come on! -(GIRL GIGGLING) 778 00:33:52,448 --> 00:33:53,949 (IN BRITISH ACCENT) In a daring move, 779 00:33:54,032 --> 00:33:57,995 the human mates publicly display their affection. 780 00:33:58,078 --> 00:34:00,622 Will their colony accept them? 781 00:34:00,706 --> 00:34:03,167 (DRAMATICALLY) Or will there be carnage? 782 00:34:03,751 --> 00:34:06,211 -(YELLS) -Doing the most. 783 00:34:13,051 --> 00:34:14,887 Uh, this is me. 784 00:34:16,180 --> 00:34:17,264 Okay. Um... 785 00:34:18,599 --> 00:34:21,059 I will, uh... (CHUCKLES) 786 00:34:25,230 --> 00:34:26,690 -Bye. -Bye. 787 00:34:27,316 --> 00:34:29,193 Yo, dude, what's happening? (CHUCKLES) 788 00:34:29,276 --> 00:34:31,069 -(SIGHS) -Are you gay? 789 00:34:31,153 --> 00:34:32,362 -No. -Because you can tell me 790 00:34:32,446 --> 00:34:33,447 -if you're gay. -I would. 791 00:34:33,530 --> 00:34:34,740 -I'd accept you. -Really? 792 00:34:34,823 --> 00:34:35,949 But I can't if you're in denial... 793 00:34:36,033 --> 00:34:37,534 Okay. Whatever, Otis. 794 00:34:38,410 --> 00:34:39,411 (SCOFFS) 795 00:34:39,870 --> 00:34:41,663 (PHONE KEYS CLACKING) 796 00:34:49,004 --> 00:34:50,798 (SCHOOL BELL RINGS) 797 00:34:51,548 --> 00:34:53,717 (BALLAD PLAYS ON PHONE) 798 00:34:57,262 --> 00:34:59,139 -30 seconds. -30 seconds? 799 00:34:59,223 --> 00:35:00,307 GIRL: For real, it was 30 seconds. 800 00:35:01,642 --> 00:35:03,101 (EM SIGHS LOUDLY) 801 00:35:05,771 --> 00:35:07,481 (SCOFFS) Mmm, all right. 802 00:35:07,564 --> 00:35:09,525 So, I feel like it's normal to be, like, upset. 803 00:35:09,608 --> 00:35:10,818 But I can't believe that she would actually 804 00:35:10,901 --> 00:35:12,236 -be like flip-flop. -I know. 805 00:35:12,319 --> 00:35:13,529 I mean that's just... Are you kidding me? 806 00:35:13,612 --> 00:35:15,155 KELSA: I mean, can you blame her? 807 00:35:15,239 --> 00:35:17,032 -CHRIS: Yes. I can. -(CLEARS THROAT) Hey. 808 00:35:18,700 --> 00:35:19,785 -(CHUCKLES) -Hello. 809 00:35:21,078 --> 00:35:24,039 So, you've officially set the school on fire. 810 00:35:25,707 --> 00:35:26,750 (CHUCKLES DRYLY) 811 00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:30,003 (SUCKS TEETH) Great. 812 00:35:30,087 --> 00:35:31,880 Bye, lovebirds. 813 00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:33,966 (LAUGHS) 814 00:35:36,552 --> 00:35:38,345 So, how's it going? 815 00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:41,181 Um... 816 00:35:41,265 --> 00:35:42,599 It's going. 817 00:35:43,642 --> 00:35:45,227 Yeah? Uh... 818 00:35:46,061 --> 00:35:46,979 -So, I was thinking maybe... -Maybe we should... 819 00:35:47,062 --> 00:35:48,522 Sorry. You go. 820 00:35:48,605 --> 00:35:49,648 (CHUCKLES) 821 00:35:50,107 --> 00:35:51,316 No, it's okay. 822 00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:52,276 No, really. 823 00:35:52,901 --> 00:35:54,528 I want you to go first. 824 00:35:55,279 --> 00:35:56,655 KELSA: Maybe we should go on a date. 825 00:35:56,738 --> 00:35:57,990 KHAL: I was thinking we should go on a date. 826 00:35:58,407 --> 00:35:59,533 (BOTH LAUGH) 827 00:36:00,450 --> 00:36:03,078 So... yeah. 828 00:36:03,161 --> 00:36:04,246 So... 829 00:36:05,330 --> 00:36:07,332 -yeah. -(KELSA LAUGHS) 830 00:36:08,542 --> 00:36:10,627 (ELECTROPOP SONG PLAYING) 831 00:36:15,507 --> 00:36:18,302 (PHONE KEYPAD CLACKING) 832 00:36:26,935 --> 00:36:27,978 (INHALES DEEPLY) 833 00:36:31,148 --> 00:36:32,274 (HOLDS BREATH) 834 00:36:34,067 --> 00:36:35,027 (STIFLES LAUGH) 835 00:36:39,323 --> 00:36:41,450 (BOTH EXHALE HEAVILY) 836 00:36:41,533 --> 00:36:43,785 (ELECTROPOP SONG CONTINUES) 837 00:36:57,341 --> 00:37:00,719 KHAL: So, this is the Phipps. 838 00:37:01,553 --> 00:37:03,180 KELSA: Well, evolution's crazy. 839 00:37:03,263 --> 00:37:06,224 I mean, we think we're genetically superior to, like, 840 00:37:06,308 --> 00:37:07,851 sea cucumbers but we're not. 841 00:37:07,935 --> 00:37:09,895 We just evolved to successfully procreate 842 00:37:09,978 --> 00:37:11,229 in different environments. 843 00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:13,565 Um, no. Humans are superior 844 00:37:13,649 --> 00:37:14,983 because we're, you know, 845 00:37:15,067 --> 00:37:17,027 genetically modified by reptilian aliens. 846 00:37:17,110 --> 00:37:18,987 Uh... Oh! 847 00:37:19,071 --> 00:37:21,698 Okay, so you got some conspiracy theories. 848 00:37:21,782 --> 00:37:23,116 -Mmm-hmm. -Uh-huh. 849 00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:24,534 Well, did you know 850 00:37:24,618 --> 00:37:26,370 that the government made selfies popular 851 00:37:26,453 --> 00:37:28,372 to build a facial recognition software? 852 00:37:28,455 --> 00:37:29,665 KHAL: Oh, yes. 853 00:37:30,165 --> 00:37:31,458 I was convinced my parents were New World Order spies. 854 00:37:31,541 --> 00:37:33,377 So, naturally, I just put glass in their soup. 855 00:37:33,460 --> 00:37:35,337 -You did not. -I did. If they were lizards, 856 00:37:35,420 --> 00:37:36,755 they would have eaten it. No problem. 857 00:37:37,381 --> 00:37:38,632 (KELSA LAUGHS) 858 00:37:39,508 --> 00:37:40,717 I didn't know you were so weird. 859 00:37:43,845 --> 00:37:46,139 It's so nice in here. Wow. 860 00:37:47,641 --> 00:37:48,684 KHAL: Very flowery. 861 00:37:49,267 --> 00:37:51,603 So, how are things with Em? 862 00:37:51,687 --> 00:37:53,772 (LAUGHS) Not good. 863 00:37:53,855 --> 00:37:56,191 Uh, I actually broke out in hives 864 00:37:56,274 --> 00:37:58,068 just from feeling so guilty. 865 00:37:58,610 --> 00:38:00,237 Well, at least Chris took your side. 866 00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:02,364 Yeah. Yeah. Um... 867 00:38:02,864 --> 00:38:06,868 You know, Em told her to never talk to me again 868 00:38:06,952 --> 00:38:09,454 and Chris was like, "That's stupid." 869 00:38:09,538 --> 00:38:11,623 Wow. Yeah, totally. 870 00:38:11,707 --> 00:38:13,041 Yeah, yeah. 871 00:38:13,959 --> 00:38:15,961 Uh, what about you and Otis? 872 00:38:16,044 --> 00:38:19,214 Uh... Things are weird. 873 00:38:19,297 --> 00:38:20,590 KELSA: Mmm. 874 00:38:20,674 --> 00:38:22,509 KHAL: And I've been realizing, like, 875 00:38:22,592 --> 00:38:25,470 he would always say these, just, like, messed up things 876 00:38:25,554 --> 00:38:26,847 and I just, I wouldn't say anything. 877 00:38:26,930 --> 00:38:28,640 Like, why? Why didn't I say anything? 878 00:38:28,724 --> 00:38:31,226 'Cause we were "Khal and Oates." 879 00:38:31,309 --> 00:38:32,936 That's not even my name, you know? 880 00:38:33,270 --> 00:38:35,397 (CHUCKLES) Wait. 881 00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:36,690 It's not? 882 00:38:37,607 --> 00:38:38,525 What's your full name? 883 00:38:39,484 --> 00:38:40,569 Khalid. 884 00:38:41,319 --> 00:38:42,320 (KELSA CHUCKLES) 885 00:38:43,113 --> 00:38:44,239 Uh... 886 00:38:44,322 --> 00:38:45,782 Why did you shorten it? 887 00:38:45,866 --> 00:38:48,118 Because people can't pronounce the "Kh" sound. 888 00:38:48,201 --> 00:38:50,245 They say it like "Khal-eed." 889 00:38:50,328 --> 00:38:52,998 (CHUCKLES) Khalid? Like, you're 890 00:38:53,081 --> 00:38:54,875 -young, dumb and broke? -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 891 00:38:54,958 --> 00:38:56,209 Okay, okay. I get that a lot. 892 00:38:56,293 --> 00:38:57,711 And no disrespect to Khalid, 893 00:38:57,794 --> 00:38:59,463 but it is a completely different name. 894 00:38:59,546 --> 00:39:00,547 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 895 00:39:01,298 --> 00:39:02,841 Sounds like a hard life. 896 00:39:02,924 --> 00:39:04,092 It is! 897 00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:07,721 And then meanwhile, my brother gets the freaking Anglo name. 898 00:39:07,804 --> 00:39:09,431 What's his name? 899 00:39:09,514 --> 00:39:10,724 Arwin. 900 00:39:11,558 --> 00:39:12,851 -Arwin? -Mmm-hmm. 901 00:39:14,144 --> 00:39:15,312 Sounds like a serial killer name. 902 00:39:15,604 --> 00:39:17,898 It does. Honestly, yes, I would not be surprised. 903 00:39:19,066 --> 00:39:20,609 Oh, well... (CHUCKLES) 904 00:39:21,526 --> 00:39:24,488 Okay, well, I'm gonna call you Khalid. 905 00:39:24,571 --> 00:39:25,655 Did I say that right? 906 00:39:28,116 --> 00:39:29,159 Eh... 907 00:39:29,242 --> 00:39:30,368 -No? -No. 908 00:39:30,452 --> 00:39:31,495 Khalid? 909 00:39:31,578 --> 00:39:32,704 Close enough. 910 00:39:32,788 --> 00:39:34,081 Say it with me. Khalid? 911 00:39:34,164 --> 00:39:35,248 Khalid. 912 00:39:35,916 --> 00:39:37,084 Okay, I'll get it right later. 913 00:39:37,167 --> 00:39:38,168 Yeah, hopefully. 914 00:39:38,251 --> 00:39:39,836 Point is, 915 00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:40,921 I'm gonna get it right, 916 00:39:41,171 --> 00:39:43,423 because names are what makes us unique, 917 00:39:44,257 --> 00:39:45,342 right? 918 00:39:45,884 --> 00:39:47,677 I thought it was only animals. 919 00:39:47,761 --> 00:39:48,720 No. 920 00:39:49,930 --> 00:39:51,223 To people too. 921 00:39:52,808 --> 00:39:53,850 Wow. 922 00:39:56,520 --> 00:39:58,480 By the way, I like what your name means. 923 00:39:59,523 --> 00:40:01,608 (CHUCKLES) How'd you know that? 924 00:40:01,691 --> 00:40:03,443 There's this very cool new website. 925 00:40:03,527 --> 00:40:05,237 It's called, um, Goggle? 926 00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:06,655 KELSA: Oh, okay. KHAL: Yeah. 927 00:40:06,738 --> 00:40:08,198 KELSA: Gotta check that out. KHAL: Yeah. 928 00:40:08,281 --> 00:40:09,241 (KELSA CHUCKLES) 929 00:40:10,617 --> 00:40:14,579 KELSA: So, did you find anything else? 930 00:40:15,413 --> 00:40:16,623 Yeah. Um... 931 00:40:17,415 --> 00:40:18,750 Your videos. 932 00:40:21,545 --> 00:40:23,255 Were they supposed to be secret or something? 933 00:40:23,338 --> 00:40:25,966 No, no. Um... 934 00:40:26,049 --> 00:40:27,467 Well, from my mom. 935 00:40:28,051 --> 00:40:31,513 But if one person finds my videos 936 00:40:31,596 --> 00:40:33,723 and comes to understand themselves better, 937 00:40:33,807 --> 00:40:35,016 that's awesome. 938 00:40:35,100 --> 00:40:36,434 But no one at school has seen them. 939 00:40:36,518 --> 00:40:39,729 No, 'cause that's, like, my trans stuff. 940 00:40:39,813 --> 00:40:42,357 It's different in real life. 941 00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:44,568 So, like, um, 942 00:40:44,651 --> 00:40:47,237 you don't want people in real life to talk about you 943 00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:49,823 and say, "Oh, my trans friend this, 944 00:40:49,906 --> 00:40:51,491 "my trans friend that." 945 00:40:52,826 --> 00:40:55,245 Or is that not it at all? 946 00:40:55,328 --> 00:40:56,538 No, that's... 947 00:40:56,621 --> 00:40:59,457 that's exactly it. 948 00:40:59,541 --> 00:41:02,460 And in my videos, I can just say what I'm thinking 949 00:41:02,544 --> 00:41:05,046 without people trying to protect me or something. 950 00:41:05,130 --> 00:41:08,800 In real life, I just wanna be Kelsa. 951 00:41:11,011 --> 00:41:13,471 Well, you're Kelsa to me. 952 00:41:14,556 --> 00:41:15,557 (CHUCKLES) 953 00:41:18,518 --> 00:41:20,520 MAN: So, I've been thinking, I wanna get away. 954 00:41:20,604 --> 00:41:22,355 I wanna go on a trip... 955 00:41:22,439 --> 00:41:25,400 Wow. Hi. How are you, people? 956 00:41:26,526 --> 00:41:27,402 Come on. 957 00:41:27,819 --> 00:41:29,029 (SIGHS) Okay... 958 00:41:29,112 --> 00:41:31,448 (R&B SONG PLAYING) 959 00:41:35,535 --> 00:41:36,661 KELSA: Come on. (CHUCKLES) 960 00:41:38,038 --> 00:41:39,372 Oh, my gosh. 961 00:41:40,707 --> 00:41:42,000 (BIRD CHIRRING) 962 00:41:45,003 --> 00:41:46,630 (KELSA LAUGHS) 963 00:41:49,841 --> 00:41:51,301 (PARROTS SQUEAKING) 964 00:41:53,762 --> 00:41:55,013 KHAL: Oh, God! 965 00:41:55,096 --> 00:41:56,514 I'm literally doing this for you. That's it. 966 00:41:56,598 --> 00:41:58,683 KELSA: This was your idea, first of all. 967 00:41:59,351 --> 00:42:00,852 -KHAL: Oh, my gosh. -(LAUGHS) 968 00:42:00,936 --> 00:42:02,312 You have three birds. 969 00:42:03,730 --> 00:42:04,648 (KELSA CHUCKLES) 970 00:42:05,065 --> 00:42:06,274 (BIRD CHATTERS) 971 00:42:10,153 --> 00:42:11,696 Thank you for taking me. 972 00:42:11,780 --> 00:42:12,989 Of course. (CHUCKLES) 973 00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:18,036 KELSA: (SIGHS) I don't wanna go home. 974 00:42:18,119 --> 00:42:20,121 I have to go work on my college essay. 975 00:42:20,205 --> 00:42:22,832 KHAL: Same. I have no idea what I'm gonna write it on. 976 00:42:23,708 --> 00:42:25,043 I'm sure that's not true. 977 00:42:25,126 --> 00:42:27,379 Okay, well, then, maybe I don't want to. 978 00:42:27,462 --> 00:42:28,797 Like, go to college 979 00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:31,299 or take the whole classic route anyway. 980 00:42:31,383 --> 00:42:32,634 Then don't. 981 00:42:33,927 --> 00:42:35,553 What do you wanna do? Art school? 982 00:42:35,637 --> 00:42:37,347 No, not necessarily art school. 983 00:42:37,430 --> 00:42:38,515 Okay, then tell me. 984 00:42:38,598 --> 00:42:39,849 -Okay! -(LAUGHS) 985 00:42:39,933 --> 00:42:43,979 Maybe, like, study a trade. 986 00:42:44,062 --> 00:42:45,063 Okay. 987 00:42:45,146 --> 00:42:46,314 So, there's this thing... 988 00:42:46,398 --> 00:42:48,566 Um, it's called Computer-Aided Drafting. 989 00:42:48,650 --> 00:42:49,859 -Mmm-hmm. -Where you, like, 990 00:42:49,943 --> 00:42:51,653 design things for real life. Okay? 991 00:42:51,736 --> 00:42:52,570 So, like, look around. 992 00:42:53,488 --> 00:42:56,116 Every nut and bolt and bench 993 00:42:56,199 --> 00:42:58,576 and I don't know, handrail, like, someone thought about it 994 00:42:58,660 --> 00:42:59,744 -and created it. -Yeah. 995 00:43:00,036 --> 00:43:02,414 So it's like, why create paintings 996 00:43:02,497 --> 00:43:06,334 and sculptures when you can just create life? 997 00:43:08,545 --> 00:43:09,838 Is that super random? 998 00:43:09,921 --> 00:43:11,423 I don't think so. 999 00:43:11,715 --> 00:43:15,510 I mean, your life doesn't have to look like anybody else's. 1000 00:43:15,593 --> 00:43:17,470 It's your you. 1001 00:43:18,638 --> 00:43:19,889 -It's my me? -(LAUGHS) 1002 00:43:20,432 --> 00:43:21,725 Yeah, it's your you. 1003 00:43:21,808 --> 00:43:22,809 (CHUCKLES) Okay. 1004 00:43:22,892 --> 00:43:24,561 I mean, take it from me. 1005 00:43:26,313 --> 00:43:28,398 Oh, wow. Holding hands, round two. 1006 00:43:28,481 --> 00:43:31,151 I mean, since you won't start it, I'mma do it. 1007 00:43:31,234 --> 00:43:33,236 -I'm a dignified coward. -Okay? (LAUGHS) 1008 00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:35,572 (DOWNTEMPO MUSIC PLAYING) 1009 00:43:48,501 --> 00:43:49,961 Okay. 1010 00:43:50,045 --> 00:43:51,254 Okay. 1011 00:43:51,338 --> 00:43:53,506 Um, this is my house. 1012 00:43:54,382 --> 00:43:55,508 Yeah. Um... 1013 00:43:57,927 --> 00:43:58,970 Bye. 1014 00:43:59,054 --> 00:44:00,513 -Bye. -(BOTH CHUCKLE) 1015 00:44:03,016 --> 00:44:04,142 (CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY) 1016 00:44:06,311 --> 00:44:09,272 (LAUGHS) Why are we so awkward? 1017 00:44:09,356 --> 00:44:10,899 Uh, I don't know. 1018 00:44:11,441 --> 00:44:12,442 Okay. 1019 00:44:12,525 --> 00:44:14,736 All right. Well, see ya. 1020 00:44:15,487 --> 00:44:16,571 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 1021 00:44:22,369 --> 00:44:23,620 Um, wait. 1022 00:44:25,413 --> 00:44:26,790 You wanna make out? 1023 00:44:28,375 --> 00:44:29,376 Um... 1024 00:44:30,668 --> 00:44:32,462 -Yes, yes, I do. -(LAUGHING) 1025 00:44:35,298 --> 00:44:37,342 (LIGHT MUSIC PLAYING) 1026 00:44:41,888 --> 00:44:43,139 (KELSA LAUGHS) 1027 00:44:47,060 --> 00:44:49,062 -(KELSA LAUGHS) -(KHAL GRUNTING) 1028 00:44:57,946 --> 00:44:59,239 -Okay. -Oh, shit. 1029 00:44:59,322 --> 00:45:00,824 -You okay? -(LAUGHING) Yeah, I'm fine. 1030 00:45:01,908 --> 00:45:03,576 Oh, my God. Um... 1031 00:45:03,660 --> 00:45:05,036 Okay. So embarrassing. 1032 00:45:05,328 --> 00:45:06,371 KHAL: (SOFTLY) Wow. 1033 00:45:06,454 --> 00:45:07,580 Okay. 1034 00:45:07,956 --> 00:45:09,582 Um, I should probably actually go this time. 1035 00:45:10,250 --> 00:45:12,919 Yeah, you probably... probably should. 1036 00:45:14,129 --> 00:45:15,922 -All right. Bye. -(BOTH CHUCKLE) 1037 00:45:16,005 --> 00:45:17,132 Bye. 1038 00:45:23,888 --> 00:45:25,181 (SIGHS DEEPLY) 1039 00:45:27,350 --> 00:45:28,893 SELENE: (MOUTH-FULL) Mmm. Yum. 1040 00:45:29,602 --> 00:45:31,312 -I outdid myself. -(KELSA CHUCKLES) 1041 00:45:32,230 --> 00:45:33,273 I didn't hear from you all day. 1042 00:45:33,356 --> 00:45:34,357 What's going on with you? 1043 00:45:34,441 --> 00:45:36,359 Sorry, sorry. I, um... 1044 00:45:37,193 --> 00:45:38,445 I went on a date. 1045 00:45:39,571 --> 00:45:40,864 -With a boy. -What? 1046 00:45:40,947 --> 00:45:42,449 So, um... 1047 00:45:43,158 --> 00:45:46,035 I think I have... 1048 00:45:46,119 --> 00:45:47,662 a girlfriend. 1049 00:45:48,204 --> 00:45:51,541 Pesaram , that's very nice. 1050 00:45:51,624 --> 00:45:52,667 You went on a date? 1051 00:45:52,750 --> 00:45:54,085 Why didn't you tell me? 1052 00:45:54,169 --> 00:45:55,670 Because you were gonna make it weird 1053 00:45:55,753 --> 00:45:57,422 like you are now. 1054 00:45:57,505 --> 00:45:59,507 Well... (YELPS) 1055 00:45:59,591 --> 00:46:00,717 What's her name? 1056 00:46:01,759 --> 00:46:02,677 Kelsa. 1057 00:46:03,678 --> 00:46:04,554 Good. 1058 00:46:04,637 --> 00:46:05,889 SELDA: You know her, Arwin? 1059 00:46:06,556 --> 00:46:07,474 Uh, yeah. 1060 00:46:07,557 --> 00:46:09,267 She's a... 1061 00:46:09,350 --> 00:46:11,311 a pretty cool girl. 1062 00:46:11,394 --> 00:46:12,770 (OTHERS CHUCKLE) 1063 00:46:12,854 --> 00:46:14,147 -SELDA: That's nice, maman. -Yeah. 1064 00:46:14,230 --> 00:46:16,232 What's his name? Did you talk about... 1065 00:46:16,316 --> 00:46:18,401 -Oh. Law of averages, okay? -Okay. 1066 00:46:18,485 --> 00:46:19,736 -Okay. -(LAUGHS) 1067 00:46:21,112 --> 00:46:23,072 Can you tell me anything? 1068 00:46:23,156 --> 00:46:24,324 Anything. 1069 00:46:26,242 --> 00:46:27,702 (BOTH LAUGH) 1070 00:46:27,785 --> 00:46:29,746 Oh, my God. Lord, help me. 1071 00:46:29,829 --> 00:46:32,040 -That tells me everything. -(LAUGHING) 1072 00:46:32,123 --> 00:46:34,167 In other news, I'm thinking about staying in Pittsburgh 1073 00:46:34,250 --> 00:46:36,127 -for college. -Okay. Carnegie Mellon? 1074 00:46:36,711 --> 00:46:39,380 Uh, yeah, no. More like Pittsburgh Technical College. 1075 00:46:39,464 --> 00:46:41,925 -(CUTLERY CLINKS) -(SELDA CLEARS THROAT) 1076 00:46:42,008 --> 00:46:43,801 Look, y'all, it's a 2-year program. 1077 00:46:43,885 --> 00:46:45,345 I... I can stay home. 1078 00:46:45,428 --> 00:46:46,930 I can forego student loans... 1079 00:46:47,013 --> 00:46:49,057 That's your dream? Come on. 1080 00:46:49,140 --> 00:46:51,184 SELDA: Khalid, I know you think you're being smart, 1081 00:46:51,267 --> 00:46:53,853 but you really need to go to a 4-year college. 1082 00:46:53,937 --> 00:46:55,313 You need that degree, baby. 1083 00:46:55,396 --> 00:46:57,774 I don't need to go to a 4-year university. 1084 00:46:57,857 --> 00:47:00,735 And look, if I need to, I will transfer. 1085 00:47:01,444 --> 00:47:03,238 -(SASAN CLEARS THROAT) -You know, go when I'm 35. 1086 00:47:03,655 --> 00:47:05,406 -Oh. -(SASAN CLEARS THROAT) 1087 00:47:05,490 --> 00:47:06,741 It's my me. 1088 00:47:08,618 --> 00:47:10,245 It's your what? 1089 00:47:10,328 --> 00:47:12,497 (UPBEAT POP SONG PLAYING) 1090 00:47:22,131 --> 00:47:23,132 (YELPS) 1091 00:47:23,216 --> 00:47:24,717 Okay. Oh, God. 1092 00:47:24,801 --> 00:47:26,052 -How was the date? Huh? -Okay. 1093 00:47:26,135 --> 00:47:27,220 Chris, this is the girls'... 1094 00:47:27,303 --> 00:47:28,513 -Did you try anything funny? -Yes. 1095 00:47:28,596 --> 00:47:29,889 I made her laugh. 1096 00:47:29,973 --> 00:47:32,308 Oh! You got jokes, huh? 1097 00:47:32,725 --> 00:47:33,726 Oh, my God. 1098 00:47:33,810 --> 00:47:35,853 Listen here... 1099 00:47:36,396 --> 00:47:37,772 guy. 1100 00:47:37,855 --> 00:47:39,816 You might think you're a very special boy, 1101 00:47:39,899 --> 00:47:41,568 but you're not. 1102 00:47:41,651 --> 00:47:43,611 There are a lot of men who are attracted to trans women, 1103 00:47:43,695 --> 00:47:45,780 but when it gets down to it, 1104 00:47:45,863 --> 00:47:48,533 they're not down to get to it. 1105 00:47:49,742 --> 00:47:52,036 Yeah, well, it's not like that, okay? 1106 00:47:52,620 --> 00:47:53,788 Your friend is dope, 1107 00:47:53,871 --> 00:47:55,290 and that is all there is to it. 1108 00:47:58,084 --> 00:47:59,085 Okay. 1109 00:47:59,669 --> 00:48:00,712 Okay. 1110 00:48:00,795 --> 00:48:01,921 I didn't peg you for the type. 1111 00:48:02,005 --> 00:48:03,131 Yeah, 'cause I'm not. 1112 00:48:03,214 --> 00:48:04,549 But prove me wrong 1113 00:48:04,632 --> 00:48:07,010 and I'll skin your face and wear it like a mask. 1114 00:48:10,763 --> 00:48:11,806 Do you think I'm scary? 1115 00:48:12,348 --> 00:48:14,350 Yeah, yeah. Yes, I do. Yeah. 1116 00:48:15,893 --> 00:48:19,772 So, I know I said I didn't want a boyfriend, but... 1117 00:48:19,856 --> 00:48:21,733 Okay, wait. I said I don't need a boyfriend, 1118 00:48:21,816 --> 00:48:22,900 and I don't. 1119 00:48:23,443 --> 00:48:25,069 But there's something I realized recently 1120 00:48:25,153 --> 00:48:27,030 that's literally so obvious. 1121 00:48:27,113 --> 00:48:29,115 Not everything is about gender. 1122 00:48:29,198 --> 00:48:31,326 Cis people don't talk about gender all the time. 1123 00:48:31,409 --> 00:48:32,827 They literally just take for granted 1124 00:48:32,910 --> 00:48:34,245 that they are who they are. 1125 00:48:34,329 --> 00:48:36,080 So why should I? 1126 00:48:36,164 --> 00:48:39,292 Why do I have to talk about gender all the time? 1127 00:48:39,375 --> 00:48:41,294 Like, literally, let's talk about dating. 1128 00:48:41,377 --> 00:48:42,920 Sure, there's some gender involved, 1129 00:48:43,004 --> 00:48:45,214 but it's really just two people. 1130 00:48:45,298 --> 00:48:47,133 Like, I was so worried 1131 00:48:47,216 --> 00:48:50,428 about someone not wanting to be with me because I'm trans 1132 00:48:50,511 --> 00:48:53,389 or only wanting to be with me because I'm trans. 1133 00:48:53,473 --> 00:48:56,768 And you know, I started dating someone recently, 1134 00:48:56,851 --> 00:48:59,103 and it's not even about all that. 1135 00:48:59,187 --> 00:49:00,480 This guy's fire. 1136 00:49:00,563 --> 00:49:02,106 He just gets me. 1137 00:49:02,190 --> 00:49:04,067 I don't have to be strong around him. 1138 00:49:04,150 --> 00:49:05,568 I don't have to be brave. 1139 00:49:05,652 --> 00:49:07,612 I can just... be. 1140 00:49:07,695 --> 00:49:09,530 It feels good to get this off my chest. 1141 00:49:09,614 --> 00:49:12,075 I can't really talk about this with my best friend. 1142 00:49:12,158 --> 00:49:13,409 Between you and me, 1143 00:49:13,785 --> 00:49:15,036 she's going through some major boy issues. 1144 00:49:15,495 --> 00:49:17,121 -No! -CHRIS: This heart! This heart 1145 00:49:17,205 --> 00:49:18,373 -breaks back, bitch! -(GUN CLICKING) 1146 00:49:18,456 --> 00:49:20,291 KELSA: Mike dumped Chris out of nowhere. 1147 00:49:20,375 --> 00:49:21,918 It was brutal. 1148 00:49:22,001 --> 00:49:23,836 But, you know, she's coping. 1149 00:49:24,170 --> 00:49:27,340 Trans, cis or whatever. 1150 00:49:27,423 --> 00:49:29,300 None of us are safe from love. 1151 00:49:29,384 --> 00:49:30,968 Is that hideously cheesy? 1152 00:49:32,053 --> 00:49:33,596 I don't care. 1153 00:49:33,680 --> 00:49:34,931 KHAL: Hey, Reddit. 1154 00:49:35,556 --> 00:49:39,519 I noticed you've been asking for an update, so here it is. 1155 00:49:39,602 --> 00:49:41,562 As predicted, there was, 1156 00:49:41,646 --> 00:49:43,314 you know, a little bit of drama. 1157 00:49:47,235 --> 00:49:48,319 (KHAL SIGHS) 1158 00:50:00,832 --> 00:50:01,791 (KHAL CLEARS THROAT) 1159 00:50:05,712 --> 00:50:06,796 My best friend, 1160 00:50:06,879 --> 00:50:08,923 let's call him "Oates," 1161 00:50:09,006 --> 00:50:10,842 is giving me the cold shoulder. 1162 00:50:10,925 --> 00:50:12,468 I guess he's still mad that I don't buy 1163 00:50:12,552 --> 00:50:14,554 into his messed-up way of seeing the world. 1164 00:50:15,555 --> 00:50:16,597 (PHONE CHIMES) 1165 00:50:19,767 --> 00:50:20,977 (PHONE KEYPAD CLACKING) 1166 00:50:25,690 --> 00:50:27,150 I guess part of growing up 1167 00:50:27,233 --> 00:50:29,318 is having to leave some friends behind. 1168 00:50:30,194 --> 00:50:34,198 Despite all that, I am proudly dating a trans girl. 1169 00:50:34,282 --> 00:50:36,617 I stand by my decision, 1170 00:50:36,701 --> 00:50:39,162 and I've kinda never been happier. 1171 00:50:39,245 --> 00:50:40,455 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 1172 00:50:40,538 --> 00:50:41,539 (KEYBOARD CLACKS) 1173 00:50:42,665 --> 00:50:44,667 (MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING) 1174 00:50:52,383 --> 00:50:53,801 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 1175 00:50:55,803 --> 00:50:57,680 Honestly, Mike can do so much better. 1176 00:50:57,764 --> 00:50:59,348 GIRL: I heard they were getting back together. 1177 00:50:59,432 --> 00:51:00,516 You know why they broke up, right? 1178 00:51:00,600 --> 00:51:01,893 No, why? 1179 00:51:01,976 --> 00:51:04,103 She was poking holes in their condoms. 1180 00:51:04,187 --> 00:51:06,230 GIRL: Shut up! EM: Uh-huh. (LAUGHING) 1181 00:51:06,314 --> 00:51:07,273 GIRL: Oh, girl. No. 1182 00:51:07,356 --> 00:51:08,775 Okay, you know that's not true. 1183 00:51:08,858 --> 00:51:09,942 Can you stop stalking us? 1184 00:51:10,276 --> 00:51:11,444 Can you stop with the rumors about Chris? 1185 00:51:11,527 --> 00:51:13,446 Is it really a rumor if it's true? 1186 00:51:13,529 --> 00:51:15,072 KELSA: It's not true. 1187 00:51:15,156 --> 00:51:16,908 Oh, well, you should know. You're her friend. 1188 00:51:17,533 --> 00:51:20,119 Oh, I forgot. You don't give a shit about your friends. 1189 00:51:20,203 --> 00:51:21,829 -Apparently, you don't either. -Oh, okay. 1190 00:51:22,330 --> 00:51:23,790 -Get off me. -EM: Ow! (YELPS) 1191 00:51:23,873 --> 00:51:25,750 -KELSA: Oh, my God, Em! -What's your problem? 1192 00:51:25,833 --> 00:51:27,418 -I'm sorry! I'm sorry, Em! -EM: Get away from me! 1193 00:51:28,211 --> 00:51:29,796 KELSA: What... I'm sorry! 1194 00:51:29,879 --> 00:51:31,172 Em, I'm sorry. 1195 00:51:31,255 --> 00:51:32,715 What? Em. 1196 00:51:32,799 --> 00:51:33,883 -Em! -Okay... 1197 00:51:33,966 --> 00:51:35,259 Em, I'm sorry! 1198 00:51:35,802 --> 00:51:36,803 Em! 1199 00:51:37,553 --> 00:51:38,638 -Em! -Shut up! 1200 00:51:38,721 --> 00:51:40,306 You broke my finger! 1201 00:51:40,765 --> 00:51:41,724 (SIGHS) 1202 00:51:45,102 --> 00:51:46,103 (SIGHS) 1203 00:51:47,939 --> 00:51:48,940 Ow. 1204 00:51:50,191 --> 00:51:51,651 Do you have any painkillers? 1205 00:51:51,734 --> 00:51:52,777 They gotta be strong. 1206 00:51:52,860 --> 00:51:53,986 Something that'll really zonk me out. 1207 00:51:54,612 --> 00:51:56,739 This is a high school. 1208 00:51:57,615 --> 00:51:59,075 We have chamomile tea. 1209 00:52:03,788 --> 00:52:05,456 Ugh, fine. 1210 00:52:12,964 --> 00:52:14,674 (DOORBELL DINGS) 1211 00:52:14,757 --> 00:52:15,925 SELENE: Kelsa! 1212 00:52:18,052 --> 00:52:19,595 Company's here. 1213 00:52:25,601 --> 00:52:26,853 Hi. 1214 00:52:26,936 --> 00:52:28,855 -Um, I'm Khalid. -SELENE: I know. 1215 00:52:28,938 --> 00:52:30,314 Khal or Khal. 1216 00:52:30,398 --> 00:52:31,440 Come on in. 1217 00:52:32,567 --> 00:52:33,609 KHAL: Hi. 1218 00:52:33,693 --> 00:52:35,069 SELENE: Hi. 1219 00:52:35,152 --> 00:52:37,321 Take your coat off. Stay a while. 1220 00:52:37,405 --> 00:52:38,948 Kelsa will be down shortly, 1221 00:52:39,031 --> 00:52:40,950 and I'm just getting through this 1222 00:52:41,033 --> 00:52:42,159 so I can get to the hospital. 1223 00:52:42,243 --> 00:52:43,828 Uh, is everything okay? 1224 00:52:44,078 --> 00:52:45,913 Oh, everything's fine. I just have to go check on a patient. 1225 00:52:45,997 --> 00:52:47,123 -I'm on call. -Ah. 1226 00:52:48,082 --> 00:52:50,501 You could just put your coat down on a chair or something. 1227 00:52:50,585 --> 00:52:52,169 -Cool. -Don't worry about that. 1228 00:52:52,253 --> 00:52:54,547 (CHUCKLES) Can I help you with this? 1229 00:52:55,256 --> 00:52:56,215 Well, sure. 1230 00:52:56,299 --> 00:52:57,466 Thank you. 1231 00:52:57,925 --> 00:52:59,218 Yeah. 1232 00:52:59,302 --> 00:53:00,469 I'm really just hanging out here 1233 00:53:00,553 --> 00:53:01,971 'cause I was trying to give you the whole 1234 00:53:02,054 --> 00:53:03,806 "Don't hurt my daughter" speech, 1235 00:53:04,515 --> 00:53:06,017 but you seem so nice. 1236 00:53:06,100 --> 00:53:08,394 Thank you. That is very kind of you. 1237 00:53:08,477 --> 00:53:09,645 You know where you're going to college? 1238 00:53:09,729 --> 00:53:11,397 No. I'm just kinda, you know, 1239 00:53:11,480 --> 00:53:13,107 blindly throwing darts everywhere. 1240 00:53:13,190 --> 00:53:16,235 Hmm. Well, Kelsa is going to 1241 00:53:16,319 --> 00:53:18,738 -a more heterogeneous city... -Someone say my name? 1242 00:53:19,030 --> 00:53:20,823 (LAUGHS) Guess I did. 1243 00:53:20,907 --> 00:53:22,450 -(KELSA LAUGHS) -Look at those jeans. 1244 00:53:23,451 --> 00:53:26,954 But I keep telling her there's no place safer 1245 00:53:27,038 --> 00:53:28,664 than right here at home with me. 1246 00:53:28,748 --> 00:53:31,042 KELSA: Mom, law of averages. SELENE: Fine, fair enough. 1247 00:53:31,125 --> 00:53:32,126 Wait, what is that? 1248 00:53:32,209 --> 00:53:33,377 It's just this rule we have 1249 00:53:33,669 --> 00:53:35,171 where I'm not allowed to ask her anything 1250 00:53:35,254 --> 00:53:37,214 that the average mom won't ask the average girl. 1251 00:53:37,298 --> 00:53:38,466 -KELSA: Mmm-hmm. -(PHONE CHIMES) 1252 00:53:38,549 --> 00:53:39,634 SELENE: I really gotta go. 1253 00:53:39,717 --> 00:53:41,427 It's so nice to meet you, Khal-eed. 1254 00:53:41,510 --> 00:53:43,387 -Yeah. -It's Khalid. 1255 00:53:44,430 --> 00:53:46,057 -What is it? -KELSA: Khalid. 1256 00:53:46,140 --> 00:53:47,808 -Khalid? -Mmm-hmm. 1257 00:53:47,892 --> 00:53:49,310 You're both failing, but that's okay. 1258 00:53:49,393 --> 00:53:51,145 -(SELENE LAUGHS) -KELSA: You know what? Okay. 1259 00:53:51,228 --> 00:53:53,105 Okay, I'm out. 1260 00:53:53,189 --> 00:53:54,482 Which might make you feel 1261 00:53:54,565 --> 00:53:56,943 like you're home alone, unsupervised. 1262 00:53:57,026 --> 00:53:58,486 But you're not. 1263 00:53:58,569 --> 00:54:01,113 Because I have cameras. 1264 00:54:01,197 --> 00:54:02,406 Everywhere. 1265 00:54:02,490 --> 00:54:03,908 Strategically placed. 1266 00:54:03,991 --> 00:54:05,534 Behind you. 1267 00:54:06,494 --> 00:54:07,745 In front of you. 1268 00:54:07,828 --> 00:54:09,622 Always 1269 00:54:09,705 --> 00:54:11,207 watching you. 1270 00:54:11,290 --> 00:54:13,584 So you're never really unsupervised. 1271 00:54:14,377 --> 00:54:15,378 Bye. 1272 00:54:18,631 --> 00:54:20,883 Bye. (LAUGHS) 1273 00:54:24,261 --> 00:54:25,346 (DOOR CLOSES) 1274 00:54:25,429 --> 00:54:26,847 (SIGHS) Anyway. 1275 00:54:26,931 --> 00:54:28,975 Okay. Does... Does she actually have cameras? 1276 00:54:29,058 --> 00:54:30,267 No! 1277 00:54:30,726 --> 00:54:32,853 (SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) 1278 00:54:59,922 --> 00:55:01,132 -CHRIS: Yo, bitch. -(KNOCKING) 1279 00:55:01,215 --> 00:55:02,299 Why aren't you answering my texts? 1280 00:55:02,383 --> 00:55:03,718 -Hello! -Oh, my God. 1281 00:55:03,801 --> 00:55:05,428 -Okay! -Go away! 1282 00:55:05,511 --> 00:55:07,013 I'm sorry! Did I interrupt something? 1283 00:55:07,096 --> 00:55:08,389 Go! 1284 00:55:08,472 --> 00:55:09,640 I just saw your mom on the street, 1285 00:55:09,724 --> 00:55:10,850 so you're getting nasty already? 1286 00:55:10,933 --> 00:55:12,184 Get out! 1287 00:55:12,268 --> 00:55:13,394 -I see you. -KELSA: Go to the car! 1288 00:55:13,477 --> 00:55:14,895 -CHRIS: Okay, okay, okay. -Oh, my God. 1289 00:55:15,479 --> 00:55:16,480 (SIGHS) 1290 00:55:16,564 --> 00:55:18,482 (KHAL SNICKERING) 1291 00:55:18,566 --> 00:55:19,942 That is so awkward. 1292 00:55:20,359 --> 00:55:21,360 (SNICKERS) 1293 00:55:23,696 --> 00:55:25,239 (BOTH SIGH) 1294 00:55:26,365 --> 00:55:28,117 Sorry, she's... 1295 00:55:28,200 --> 00:55:29,785 she's a lot. Um... 1296 00:55:31,787 --> 00:55:34,457 (NERVOUSLY) Did you like that? 1297 00:55:36,584 --> 00:55:37,626 What? 1298 00:55:38,169 --> 00:55:39,462 Um... 1299 00:55:39,545 --> 00:55:41,088 Was everything okay? 1300 00:55:41,756 --> 00:55:45,426 Oh... Yeah. (CHUCKLES) Yeah. 1301 00:55:45,509 --> 00:55:47,303 Yeah, that wasn't anything that I didn't like. 1302 00:55:49,305 --> 00:55:50,514 Well, then... 1303 00:55:51,640 --> 00:55:52,808 what do you like? 1304 00:55:55,311 --> 00:55:56,353 Um... 1305 00:55:58,898 --> 00:56:00,274 I don't know yet. 1306 00:56:01,233 --> 00:56:02,777 Is that okay? 1307 00:56:04,779 --> 00:56:07,114 Look, I'm attracted to all of you. 1308 00:56:12,119 --> 00:56:13,204 You're beautiful. 1309 00:56:14,121 --> 00:56:16,123 (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) 1310 00:56:18,417 --> 00:56:19,543 (CHUCKLES LIGHTLY) 1311 00:56:41,440 --> 00:56:42,733 Okay, so, question. 1312 00:56:42,817 --> 00:56:44,026 In 100 years, 1313 00:56:44,610 --> 00:56:47,530 when our granddaughters are getting engaged to hot robots, 1314 00:56:47,613 --> 00:56:49,782 will you be pro-robot-human marriage 1315 00:56:49,865 --> 00:56:53,702 or will you be against this beautiful, beautiful union? 1316 00:56:54,286 --> 00:56:56,038 I'll be pro-robot marriage 1317 00:56:56,122 --> 00:56:58,374 because they don't smell like boys do. 1318 00:56:58,457 --> 00:57:01,627 Wow, ouch, that's a hurtful thing to say. 1319 00:57:01,710 --> 00:57:03,921 -What about you, Chris? -I mean, okay. Um... 1320 00:57:04,004 --> 00:57:05,297 You know... 1321 00:57:05,381 --> 00:57:06,757 Against robot marriage. 1322 00:57:06,841 --> 00:57:08,509 Against human marriage. 1323 00:57:08,592 --> 00:57:09,927 I'd outlaw love in general. 1324 00:57:10,010 --> 00:57:11,846 -Just don't do it. Just don't. -KHAL: Oh. 1325 00:57:13,013 --> 00:57:15,057 KELSA: Um... Chris, uh... 1326 00:57:15,141 --> 00:57:16,100 CHRIS: Hmm? 1327 00:57:17,059 --> 00:57:18,185 You good? 1328 00:57:18,477 --> 00:57:19,478 Tsk. 1329 00:57:20,479 --> 00:57:21,689 Yeah. 1330 00:57:21,772 --> 00:57:22,940 -Yeah. -Yeah? 1331 00:57:23,190 --> 00:57:25,693 It's my Mike Chaplesky exposure therapy. 1332 00:57:25,776 --> 00:57:27,486 It's all part of the process to get over him. 1333 00:57:27,987 --> 00:57:29,405 Why did you guys break up? 1334 00:57:30,573 --> 00:57:32,283 'Cause I'm an untouchable goddess 1335 00:57:32,366 --> 00:57:33,868 and he's a little shit dick. 1336 00:57:34,618 --> 00:57:35,786 Let's go! 1337 00:57:37,454 --> 00:57:39,915 (DANCE-POP SONG PLAYING ON SPEAKERS) 1338 00:57:54,054 --> 00:57:55,347 (CHEERING AND LAUGHTER) 1339 00:58:00,686 --> 00:58:02,313 (LAUGHING) Ah... 1340 00:58:03,022 --> 00:58:04,023 Okay. 1341 00:58:04,857 --> 00:58:05,858 (KHAL LAUGHS) 1342 00:58:05,941 --> 00:58:08,319 Come on. (LAUGHS) 1343 00:58:08,402 --> 00:58:09,904 -(CROWD CHEERS) -EM: Whoa! 1344 00:58:10,487 --> 00:58:11,614 Fingers! 1345 00:58:11,697 --> 00:58:12,781 -(LAUGHS) -KELSA: You know what? 1346 00:58:12,865 --> 00:58:14,074 We're doing this right now. 1347 00:58:14,158 --> 00:58:15,034 -What? -KELSA: Come here. 1348 00:58:15,868 --> 00:58:16,785 Okay. 1349 00:58:18,412 --> 00:58:19,830 What else do you want from me? 1350 00:58:19,914 --> 00:58:21,832 I've been trying to apologize, but I get it. 1351 00:58:21,916 --> 00:58:23,459 I was never supposed to like anybody. 1352 00:58:23,959 --> 00:58:26,045 You were allowed to like whoever you wanted. 1353 00:58:26,128 --> 00:58:29,089 You chose to like the guy I told you I liked. 1354 00:58:29,173 --> 00:58:31,091 You don't get to choose who you like. 1355 00:58:31,175 --> 00:58:33,510 I definitely don't get to choose who likes me back. 1356 00:58:33,594 --> 00:58:34,845 You should have chosen me. 1357 00:58:34,929 --> 00:58:36,472 Well, I didn't. 1358 00:58:36,555 --> 00:58:38,807 One time I put myself first. 1359 00:58:38,891 --> 00:58:40,601 And what? I gotta pay for that for the rest of my life? 1360 00:58:40,684 --> 00:58:41,644 One time? 1361 00:58:41,727 --> 00:58:43,145 I've always had your back. 1362 00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:44,897 You don't even know what I've had to give up for you. 1363 00:58:44,980 --> 00:58:47,733 But I never asked you to give up anything. 1364 00:58:48,400 --> 00:58:49,818 We're supposed to be friends. 1365 00:58:50,152 --> 00:58:51,946 Yeah. You think... 1366 00:58:52,029 --> 00:58:52,988 What? 1367 00:58:53,614 --> 00:58:55,741 You think it's easy being your friend? 1368 00:58:55,824 --> 00:58:58,202 Or boyfriend, for that matter? 1369 00:58:58,953 --> 00:59:02,581 Knowing Khal, he's only dating you for the woke points. 1370 00:59:09,672 --> 00:59:11,048 KHAL: Kelsa! 1371 00:59:11,131 --> 00:59:13,175 (DANCE-POP SONG CONTINUES) 1372 00:59:17,513 --> 00:59:19,473 (BREATHES HEAVILY) 1373 00:59:21,475 --> 00:59:22,518 (KNOCK ON DOOR) 1374 00:59:24,478 --> 00:59:26,522 -KHAL: You okay? -(SIGHS) 1375 00:59:26,605 --> 00:59:27,898 I'm fine. 1376 00:59:37,449 --> 00:59:38,617 (KHAL SIGHS) 1377 00:59:42,663 --> 00:59:43,914 (KHAL SIGHS) 1378 00:59:45,833 --> 00:59:46,834 Hello? 1379 00:59:48,502 --> 00:59:50,629 -Anything I can do? -(SIGHS) 1380 00:59:51,797 --> 00:59:52,923 Forget it. It's... 1381 00:59:53,716 --> 00:59:54,925 It's trans stuff. 1382 00:59:55,175 --> 00:59:58,095 Yeah, well, I can handle the trans stuff. 1383 00:59:58,178 --> 00:59:59,888 (CROWD CHATTERING) 1384 01:00:03,142 --> 01:00:05,144 Hey, quit flipping me off. (CHUCKLES) 1385 01:00:10,566 --> 01:00:12,484 Why do you care? 1386 01:00:12,568 --> 01:00:14,570 I... Because, um, 1387 01:00:14,653 --> 01:00:17,031 I'm your boyfriend, and you're trans. 1388 01:00:20,409 --> 01:00:22,202 What does me being trans 1389 01:00:22,286 --> 01:00:24,621 have to do with you being my boyfriend? 1390 01:00:26,707 --> 01:00:27,708 Uh... 1391 01:00:28,334 --> 01:00:31,170 I don't need you to save me, okay? 1392 01:00:32,504 --> 01:00:34,840 -Um, are you okay? -I'm fine. 1393 01:00:34,923 --> 01:00:37,176 It's Kelsa Renard who's got mental problems. 1394 01:00:37,259 --> 01:00:38,594 Oh, yeah, I heard she stole your man. 1395 01:00:38,677 --> 01:00:40,304 She didn't steal my anything. 1396 01:00:40,387 --> 01:00:41,764 She's just a conniving bitch. 1397 01:00:41,847 --> 01:00:43,057 Oh, no, no. I get it. 1398 01:00:43,140 --> 01:00:44,683 I mean, she stole my best friend. (SCOFFS) 1399 01:00:46,727 --> 01:00:47,853 (SIGHS) 1400 01:00:50,147 --> 01:00:51,899 You wanna get back at her? 1401 01:00:52,733 --> 01:00:55,402 I mean, listen, I'm pretty liberal and everything, 1402 01:00:55,486 --> 01:00:58,906 but it sounds to me like you were assaulted 1403 01:00:58,989 --> 01:01:02,618 in a space meant for women only. 1404 01:01:04,244 --> 01:01:06,413 (DANCE-POP SONG CONTINUES) 1405 01:01:12,294 --> 01:01:15,631 It's our space. A women's space. 1406 01:01:16,298 --> 01:01:21,470 And she brought her socialized male energy into it. 1407 01:01:21,553 --> 01:01:23,931 And I'm okay with her lifestyle, I really am, 1408 01:01:24,014 --> 01:01:25,557 but it stops being okay 1409 01:01:25,641 --> 01:01:27,976 when she enters our space to assault us. 1410 01:01:30,604 --> 01:01:31,730 Remember when I said 1411 01:01:31,814 --> 01:01:33,399 not everything is about gender? 1412 01:01:35,776 --> 01:01:38,695 Apparently, it is for me. 1413 01:01:38,779 --> 01:01:40,114 I got banned 1414 01:01:40,447 --> 01:01:42,366 from the women's locker room and bathroom. 1415 01:01:42,449 --> 01:01:45,702 They're making me go to this dingy, gender-neutral bathroom 1416 01:01:45,786 --> 01:01:47,913 that no one's cleaned since the '90s. 1417 01:01:48,497 --> 01:01:50,082 Because when people look at me, 1418 01:01:50,165 --> 01:01:52,292 all they see is gender. 1419 01:01:52,376 --> 01:01:54,920 It makes me never wanna step out of this room again. 1420 01:01:55,003 --> 01:01:57,673 At least soon, I'll be moving far, far away 1421 01:01:57,756 --> 01:02:01,135 where no one knows anything about me, or who I am. 1422 01:02:01,218 --> 01:02:04,138 If you wanna help, here's how. 1423 01:02:04,221 --> 01:02:05,431 Don't. 1424 01:02:05,514 --> 01:02:09,059 Anyway, surviving high school. 1425 01:02:09,143 --> 01:02:10,477 Here's a tip. 1426 01:02:10,561 --> 01:02:12,104 Don't be trans. 1427 01:02:13,981 --> 01:02:15,274 (PHONE CHIMING) 1428 01:02:41,467 --> 01:02:43,093 ARWIN: Hey, Khal. 1429 01:02:44,887 --> 01:02:47,806 -Fratello! -What are you doing? What? 1430 01:02:47,890 --> 01:02:49,641 I just wanted to congratulate you, man. 1431 01:02:49,725 --> 01:02:51,685 Your girl went viral, dude. 1432 01:02:51,768 --> 01:02:52,811 What? 1433 01:02:54,021 --> 01:02:56,190 KELSA: (ON VIDEO) Remember when I said not everything 1434 01:02:56,273 --> 01:02:57,858 -is about gender? -Holy crap! 1435 01:02:57,941 --> 01:02:58,942 SELENE: Kelsa, get up! 1436 01:03:02,571 --> 01:03:03,739 -Get up. -What? 1437 01:03:03,822 --> 01:03:05,282 What is this? 1438 01:03:05,657 --> 01:03:07,284 (ON VIDEO) When people look at me, all they see is gender. 1439 01:03:07,951 --> 01:03:09,411 It makes me never wanna step out of this room again. 1440 01:03:09,495 --> 01:03:10,454 SELENE: I'm waiting. 1441 01:03:10,537 --> 01:03:12,915 But, Mom, I didn't do this. 1442 01:03:12,998 --> 01:03:14,500 -You didn't film this video? -I did. 1443 01:03:14,583 --> 01:03:16,001 But this was meant to be personal. 1444 01:03:16,084 --> 01:03:16,919 Take it down, now. 1445 01:03:17,002 --> 01:03:18,795 I can't. Even if I do, 1446 01:03:18,879 --> 01:03:20,172 Get This has posted it already. 1447 01:03:20,255 --> 01:03:21,840 It went viral. It has 50,000 views. 1448 01:03:21,924 --> 01:03:24,343 How long have you been making these videos, Kelsa? 1449 01:03:24,426 --> 01:03:26,053 -But Mom, law of averages. -Answer the question! 1450 01:03:26,136 --> 01:03:27,804 How long have you been making these videos? 1451 01:03:27,888 --> 01:03:30,307 Since I started hormone blockers. 1452 01:03:31,350 --> 01:03:32,809 How many followers do you have? 1453 01:03:32,893 --> 01:03:34,478 You mean how many subscribers do I have? 1454 01:03:34,561 --> 01:03:36,939 How many people have been tuning in 1455 01:03:37,022 --> 01:03:38,273 to watch your personal life? 1456 01:03:38,357 --> 01:03:40,025 Like, uh, 1457 01:03:40,108 --> 01:03:41,026 200? 1458 01:03:42,110 --> 01:03:43,904 Take the channel down now. 1459 01:03:43,987 --> 01:03:45,364 And you're not making any more videos. 1460 01:03:45,447 --> 01:03:48,158 What? But yes, I am. You can't do that. 1461 01:03:48,242 --> 01:03:49,701 Oh, yes, I can. 1462 01:03:49,785 --> 01:03:52,287 What you do with your body is your business. 1463 01:03:52,371 --> 01:03:53,956 Yeah, it's my business, 1464 01:03:54,039 --> 01:03:55,457 and were you not trying to get me to do 1465 01:03:55,541 --> 01:03:57,334 the same thing for the college application? 1466 01:03:57,417 --> 01:03:59,753 What are you talking about? That's different. 1467 01:03:59,836 --> 01:04:00,837 That's totally different. 1468 01:04:01,338 --> 01:04:03,173 Why? Because it's on my terms and not yours? 1469 01:04:03,257 --> 01:04:04,508 Oh, the World Wide Web 1470 01:04:04,591 --> 01:04:05,551 -is on your terms now, Kelsa? -Yeah. 1471 01:04:05,634 --> 01:04:07,094 -Delete the video. -No! 1472 01:04:07,177 --> 01:04:08,762 SELENE: I will not have it. KELSA: Oh, my God! 1473 01:04:08,845 --> 01:04:10,347 It makes me feel good. Why can't you understand that? 1474 01:04:10,430 --> 01:04:11,640 How does it possibly make you feel good? 1475 01:04:11,723 --> 01:04:13,767 Because I get to connect with people like me. 1476 01:04:13,850 --> 01:04:15,352 And whatever psycho wants to look at you. 1477 01:04:15,435 --> 01:04:16,645 -They're not psychos! -I am not gonna have that! 1478 01:04:16,728 --> 01:04:17,938 They're not psychos! 1479 01:04:18,021 --> 01:04:19,189 SELENE: I'm not having a conversation with you. 1480 01:04:19,273 --> 01:04:20,440 What are you doing? 1481 01:04:20,524 --> 01:04:21,775 Do you know what a psycho looks like? 1482 01:04:22,067 --> 01:04:23,694 -KELSA: Do you? Do you know? -What do you know? 1483 01:04:23,777 --> 01:04:24,861 When you figure it out, you can have a computer back. 1484 01:04:24,945 --> 01:04:26,363 -This is not a question. -Wait. Wait. 1485 01:04:26,446 --> 01:04:27,447 SELENE: All it takes is one, Kelsa. 1486 01:04:27,531 --> 01:04:28,782 KELSA: Where are you going with my computer? 1487 01:04:28,865 --> 01:04:30,033 SELENE: One psycho to have access to you. 1488 01:04:30,117 --> 01:04:31,535 What? What are you doing? 1489 01:04:31,618 --> 01:04:33,036 You think this world is safe because I've created a safe 1490 01:04:33,120 --> 01:04:34,663 and accepting environment here. 1491 01:04:34,746 --> 01:04:36,456 KELSA: Safe? What's so safe? This is not safe! 1492 01:04:36,540 --> 01:04:37,833 You keep me in a cage. 1493 01:04:37,916 --> 01:04:39,293 I'm just trying to protect you! 1494 01:04:39,376 --> 01:04:41,545 Protect me? I don't need you to protect me. 1495 01:04:41,628 --> 01:04:43,463 Not you. Not Khal. 1496 01:04:43,547 --> 01:04:46,008 You know what? That's you. That's your shit. 1497 01:04:46,091 --> 01:04:48,719 Say "shit" to me one more time in this house. 1498 01:04:48,802 --> 01:04:50,637 Say "shit" to me one more time in my house. 1499 01:04:50,721 --> 01:04:53,015 The only reason why you're trying to control me 1500 01:04:53,098 --> 01:04:54,891 is because Dad left 1501 01:04:54,975 --> 01:04:56,685 and now you wanna overcompensate 1502 01:04:56,768 --> 01:04:58,145 because there's no father figure in the house. 1503 01:04:58,228 --> 01:05:00,564 I don't need him. I got this! 1504 01:05:00,647 --> 01:05:01,857 I need you. 1505 01:05:01,940 --> 01:05:03,942 I need you to help me protect you. 1506 01:05:04,026 --> 01:05:05,152 Or I can't do it. 1507 01:05:05,777 --> 01:05:08,155 So take it down! Or you ain't going to nobody's college. 1508 01:05:08,238 --> 01:05:10,115 -What? -Did you hear what I said? 1509 01:05:10,198 --> 01:05:11,325 (SCREAMS) 1510 01:05:22,044 --> 01:05:23,045 (SIGHS) 1511 01:05:24,129 --> 01:05:26,214 (SAD POP SONG PLAYING) 1512 01:05:31,053 --> 01:05:32,888 Walking outside with no shoes on. 1513 01:05:32,971 --> 01:05:34,431 That's what you got me doing! 1514 01:05:37,142 --> 01:05:38,143 (SNIFFLES) 1515 01:05:44,775 --> 01:05:45,901 (PHONE CHIMING) 1516 01:06:10,425 --> 01:06:12,135 (IN UNISON) Hey, Khal! 1517 01:06:13,595 --> 01:06:14,638 Should we try it? 1518 01:06:14,721 --> 01:06:15,681 Yeah. 1519 01:06:17,599 --> 01:06:19,101 GIRL: Okay... 1520 01:06:19,184 --> 01:06:20,686 I don't know how to aim. 1521 01:06:21,103 --> 01:06:23,397 Bro, all I'm trying to say is, there's really no reason 1522 01:06:23,480 --> 01:06:25,649 to separate sports into guys and girls. 1523 01:06:25,732 --> 01:06:28,151 Why don't they do it according to weight, or simply skill? 1524 01:06:28,235 --> 01:06:29,945 It's pure misogyny, bro. 1525 01:06:30,028 --> 01:06:31,863 Guys don't even want to have the option of losing to women. 1526 01:06:31,947 --> 01:06:33,115 Hey, that's facts, my guy. 1527 01:06:34,032 --> 01:06:35,826 CHRIS: (ON MEGAPHONE) We stand with Kelsa! 1528 01:06:35,909 --> 01:06:37,619 STUDENTS: We stand with Kelsa! 1529 01:06:37,703 --> 01:06:39,371 CHRIS: With Kelsa, we stand! 1530 01:06:39,454 --> 01:06:41,415 STUDENTS: With Kelsa, we stand! 1531 01:06:41,498 --> 01:06:43,166 CHRIS: We stand with Kelsa! 1532 01:06:43,250 --> 01:06:44,876 STUDENTS: We stand with Kelsa! 1533 01:06:44,960 --> 01:06:46,503 CHRIS: With Kelsa, we stand! 1534 01:06:46,586 --> 01:06:48,547 STUDENTS: With Kelsa, we stand! 1535 01:06:48,630 --> 01:06:49,715 We stand with Kelsa! 1536 01:06:49,798 --> 01:06:52,050 Do not use the bathroom 1537 01:06:52,134 --> 01:06:54,511 that aligns with your gender identity! 1538 01:06:54,594 --> 01:06:56,596 (STUDENTS CONTINUE CHANTING) 1539 01:06:57,889 --> 01:06:58,890 CHRIS: Yo! Hey. Wait up. 1540 01:06:58,974 --> 01:07:00,934 What the actual hell? 1541 01:07:01,017 --> 01:07:02,144 What? You think I'm gonna sit around 1542 01:07:02,436 --> 01:07:03,478 in the face of injustice against my best friend? 1543 01:07:04,020 --> 01:07:05,647 Don't act like you're not doing this 1544 01:07:05,731 --> 01:07:07,149 just to be the center of attention, like you always do. 1545 01:07:07,816 --> 01:07:09,943 Wow. You're really coming for me right now? 1546 01:07:10,026 --> 01:07:11,194 I'm doing this for you. 1547 01:07:11,486 --> 01:07:12,863 -I didn't ask you to. -You didn't have to! 1548 01:07:12,946 --> 01:07:14,156 I'm your best friend. 1549 01:07:14,239 --> 01:07:15,532 You should have known better. 1550 01:07:15,615 --> 01:07:16,616 KHAL: Kelsa! 1551 01:07:16,700 --> 01:07:18,368 (STUDENTS CONTINUE CHANTING) 1552 01:07:19,828 --> 01:07:20,912 Kelsa! 1553 01:07:20,996 --> 01:07:22,164 KELSA: Move, please! 1554 01:07:23,874 --> 01:07:25,167 KHAL: Excuse me. 1555 01:07:25,250 --> 01:07:26,501 Would you slow down? 1556 01:07:27,127 --> 01:07:28,378 Look, would you just talk to me? 1557 01:07:28,462 --> 01:07:29,671 What do you want from me? 1558 01:07:29,755 --> 01:07:30,922 Everyone is helping you! 1559 01:07:31,006 --> 01:07:32,382 I literally just wanna live my life. 1560 01:07:32,466 --> 01:07:33,800 -LIBRARIAN: Shh! -You said you wanted 1561 01:07:33,884 --> 01:07:35,218 to make a difference with those videos. 1562 01:07:35,469 --> 01:07:37,137 KELSA: So you did post it. That's not your call. 1563 01:07:37,220 --> 01:07:38,597 -You said only one person... -Silence in the lab, please. 1564 01:07:38,680 --> 01:07:40,724 -Khal, stop. -Look. Okay, please, tell me. 1565 01:07:40,807 --> 01:07:42,392 I don't need you to save me, okay? 1566 01:07:42,476 --> 01:07:43,769 Have you not been paying attention? 1567 01:07:43,852 --> 01:07:44,853 Well, you don't talk to me! 1568 01:07:46,354 --> 01:07:47,606 Look, I just wanted to help you. 1569 01:07:47,689 --> 01:07:48,774 Excuse me! 1570 01:07:49,232 --> 01:07:50,942 That's all I wanted. I lost my friends for you. 1571 01:07:51,026 --> 01:07:53,069 Whoa, whoa, whoa. I never asked for that. 1572 01:07:53,153 --> 01:07:54,738 I never asked for the flowers. 1573 01:07:54,821 --> 01:07:56,031 Do you want a "Thank you"? 1574 01:07:56,114 --> 01:07:57,616 What do you want? 1575 01:07:57,699 --> 01:07:58,950 Just back up. 1576 01:08:00,327 --> 01:08:01,328 Kelsa! 1577 01:08:02,746 --> 01:08:04,623 That's the thing about being nice. 1578 01:08:04,706 --> 01:08:05,957 You think you're so special 1579 01:08:06,041 --> 01:08:07,584 going around helping everybody, 1580 01:08:07,667 --> 01:08:09,002 but really you just wanna show off 1581 01:08:09,085 --> 01:08:11,338 how morally superior you think you are. 1582 01:08:13,173 --> 01:08:14,382 Go back to Otis. 1583 01:08:15,425 --> 01:08:16,384 You two deserve each other. 1584 01:08:18,386 --> 01:08:19,596 (STUDENTS EXCLAIMING) 1585 01:08:20,806 --> 01:08:21,890 KHAL: Kelsa! 1586 01:08:23,683 --> 01:08:26,895 STUDENTS: We stand with Kelsa! With Kelsa, we stand! 1587 01:08:26,978 --> 01:08:29,648 Okay, okay. Okay. Protest over! 1588 01:08:29,731 --> 01:08:31,316 Traditional gender rules reinstated. 1589 01:08:31,399 --> 01:08:33,360 KHAL: Kelsa! Kelsa, what is happening? 1590 01:08:34,319 --> 01:08:35,320 Jesus! 1591 01:08:37,864 --> 01:08:38,907 OTIS: What's wrong, Khal? 1592 01:08:38,990 --> 01:08:40,492 You don't want to suck him off? 1593 01:08:40,575 --> 01:08:41,952 What did you just say? 1594 01:08:42,035 --> 01:08:43,411 -What did you call her? -Him. 1595 01:08:43,495 --> 01:08:44,996 -Remember? It's a "him." -She's "her." 1596 01:08:45,080 --> 01:08:46,706 -And he has a mental disorder. -No, she does not. 1597 01:08:46,790 --> 01:08:48,375 And you know what? I think you do too. 1598 01:08:49,042 --> 01:08:50,710 Yeah, yeah. I think you have a mental disorder. 1599 01:08:50,794 --> 01:08:52,629 No! You do, you illiterate... 1600 01:08:53,004 --> 01:08:54,714 STUDENTS: Ooh! 1601 01:08:57,968 --> 01:08:58,927 (SCOFFS) 1602 01:09:03,098 --> 01:09:04,057 KHAL: Okay. 1603 01:09:05,392 --> 01:09:07,310 OTIS: (GRUNTING) Ow! Ow! 1604 01:09:07,394 --> 01:09:08,937 -Hair! Let go! -Hair! Hair! 1605 01:09:09,020 --> 01:09:10,230 My hair. That hurts! That hurts! 1606 01:09:10,313 --> 01:09:11,481 OTIS: Yeah, what... 1607 01:09:11,565 --> 01:09:13,024 -This sucks! -KHAL: You've got my hair! 1608 01:09:15,318 --> 01:09:16,528 -STUDENTS: Oh! -Enough! 1609 01:09:16,611 --> 01:09:17,779 That's enough! 1610 01:09:17,863 --> 01:09:19,155 Stop! Break it up! 1611 01:09:19,239 --> 01:09:20,490 (PANTING) 1612 01:09:20,574 --> 01:09:22,868 What is going on? 1613 01:09:24,494 --> 01:09:26,037 Otis? 1614 01:09:26,121 --> 01:09:27,080 Khal? 1615 01:09:28,415 --> 01:09:29,958 (STUDENTS MURMURING) 1616 01:09:38,675 --> 01:09:39,759 KHAL: Move! 1617 01:09:43,889 --> 01:09:44,890 (DOOR CLOSES) 1618 01:09:45,348 --> 01:09:46,433 (SASAN CLEARS THROAT) 1619 01:09:48,810 --> 01:09:50,061 What? What's going on? 1620 01:09:50,604 --> 01:09:53,148 Otis's mother called saying you two fought. 1621 01:09:53,231 --> 01:09:54,983 He came home with a black eye. 1622 01:09:55,650 --> 01:09:57,736 I knew there was something off about you, 1623 01:09:57,819 --> 01:10:00,155 so we searched your Internet history. 1624 01:10:00,238 --> 01:10:01,865 -Why would you do that? -SELDA: Hormones, 1625 01:10:01,948 --> 01:10:03,199 laser hair removal... 1626 01:10:03,283 --> 01:10:05,285 -Oh, my God! -...sex change surgeries? 1627 01:10:05,368 --> 01:10:07,412 You are gonna live such an unhappy life. 1628 01:10:07,495 --> 01:10:08,705 I'm not gonna live an unhappy life. 1629 01:10:08,788 --> 01:10:09,915 I will live a fruitful life. 1630 01:10:09,998 --> 01:10:11,625 -Are you transgendered? -No! 1631 01:10:16,254 --> 01:10:17,881 My girlfriend is. 1632 01:10:18,715 --> 01:10:19,716 SASAN: Huh. 1633 01:10:21,051 --> 01:10:22,969 I told you. He's just gay. 1634 01:10:23,053 --> 01:10:24,638 Oh, my God. 1635 01:10:26,014 --> 01:10:27,098 (SASAN SIGHS) 1636 01:10:32,395 --> 01:10:33,480 (KNOCK ON DOOR) 1637 01:10:36,900 --> 01:10:38,068 Khalid? 1638 01:10:39,402 --> 01:10:40,487 (SELDA SIGHS) 1639 01:10:49,287 --> 01:10:50,288 Khalid. 1640 01:10:53,124 --> 01:10:54,125 What? 1641 01:10:56,586 --> 01:10:57,921 Talk to me. 1642 01:11:04,135 --> 01:11:05,345 I'm just... 1643 01:11:06,012 --> 01:11:07,389 I'm sick of it. 1644 01:11:09,975 --> 01:11:13,436 I'm sick of people calling me gay or crazy... 1645 01:11:15,021 --> 01:11:17,190 when they're the ones who are just wrong about her. 1646 01:11:17,273 --> 01:11:18,233 Stop. 1647 01:11:20,443 --> 01:11:23,530 You don't have to explain anything to me. 1648 01:11:24,447 --> 01:11:25,865 I understand. 1649 01:11:27,325 --> 01:11:28,326 (SIGHS) 1650 01:11:30,453 --> 01:11:33,665 You've always been so kind. 1651 01:11:33,748 --> 01:11:37,711 I know you don't like to hear that, but you are kind. 1652 01:11:37,794 --> 01:11:41,089 That's always been who you are. 1653 01:11:42,465 --> 01:11:43,800 And that's why... 1654 01:11:46,720 --> 01:11:50,390 you see this girl for who she really is. 1655 01:11:56,396 --> 01:11:59,816 Welp, it is too late anyway. 1656 01:12:02,527 --> 01:12:04,487 She broke up with me. 1657 01:12:07,907 --> 01:12:09,951 Then she has bigger problems. 1658 01:12:10,869 --> 01:12:12,746 'Cause she's an idiot. 1659 01:12:13,913 --> 01:12:15,165 (KHAL CHUCKLES) 1660 01:12:15,874 --> 01:12:17,000 (SELDA LAUGHS) 1661 01:12:18,251 --> 01:12:19,252 Oh. 1662 01:12:20,545 --> 01:12:21,671 (SELMA SNIFFLES) 1663 01:12:21,755 --> 01:12:23,840 (SOMBER POP SONG PLAYING) 1664 01:12:33,767 --> 01:12:36,019 -(SCHOOL BELL RINGING) -(STUDENTS SAYING GOODBYES) 1665 01:12:41,441 --> 01:12:44,027 Look, I support you. 1666 01:12:44,110 --> 01:12:47,280 I accept everybody's self-expression. 1667 01:12:47,363 --> 01:12:50,158 But what I cannot tolerate is a bully. 1668 01:12:50,700 --> 01:12:52,952 Now, I don't understand why we're rallying for the bully. 1669 01:12:53,036 --> 01:12:55,371 Why are we protecting the bully, 1670 01:12:55,455 --> 01:12:56,831 and not the bullied? 1671 01:12:56,915 --> 01:12:58,374 I don't think that' what's happening here... 1672 01:12:58,458 --> 01:12:59,292 Please, let her finish. 1673 01:13:00,126 --> 01:13:02,545 Frankly, I'm just a little bit concerned as a feminist. 1674 01:13:02,629 --> 01:13:04,506 I don't understand how my daughter 1675 01:13:04,589 --> 01:13:06,966 is gonna feel safe in single-sex spaces 1676 01:13:07,050 --> 01:13:08,802 if you just open the door 1677 01:13:08,885 --> 01:13:10,845 to anyone who wants to come inside? 1678 01:13:10,929 --> 01:13:12,555 Oh, my God. You are not a feminist. 1679 01:13:13,181 --> 01:13:15,141 Unless you are advocating for a safe space 1680 01:13:15,225 --> 01:13:16,684 for everyone's daughter, 1681 01:13:16,768 --> 01:13:18,228 you are not a feminist, you are full of shit. 1682 01:13:18,311 --> 01:13:20,605 EM'S MOM: Well, you are rude and loud. 1683 01:13:20,688 --> 01:13:21,648 And you know what? 1684 01:13:21,940 --> 01:13:23,483 I'm not gonna let you make me out to be 1685 01:13:23,566 --> 01:13:25,360 some narrow-minded woman right now. 1686 01:13:25,443 --> 01:13:27,612 To be clear, my concern is my daughter. 1687 01:13:27,695 --> 01:13:28,863 I'm here to protect my daughter. 1688 01:13:28,947 --> 01:13:30,031 SELENE: You are a danger to your daughter 1689 01:13:30,115 --> 01:13:31,199 with that attitude. 1690 01:13:31,783 --> 01:13:34,285 She is not free until all of our daughters are free. 1691 01:13:34,369 --> 01:13:35,537 -Free? -I don't know how 1692 01:13:35,912 --> 01:13:36,955 -you don't understand that. -Oh, my gosh. 1693 01:13:37,622 --> 01:13:38,623 -This is not some sort of... -I don't know what is wrong... 1694 01:13:38,706 --> 01:13:39,582 Martin Luther King moment here. 1695 01:13:39,666 --> 01:13:40,625 ...with my own people... 1696 01:13:40,708 --> 01:13:41,960 My child has a broken finger! 1697 01:13:42,043 --> 01:13:43,253 ...and the inability to understand... 1698 01:13:43,503 --> 01:13:44,796 -Your child is a bully. -...that you are not safe 1699 01:13:44,879 --> 01:13:46,047 and you are not free until my child is. 1700 01:13:46,464 --> 01:13:47,507 EM'S MOM: My child is the one that wasn't safe! 1701 01:13:47,841 --> 01:13:49,259 You know what, you're excused. She's excused. 1702 01:13:49,342 --> 01:13:50,593 And you will not ban my daughter 1703 01:13:50,677 --> 01:13:51,886 from that locker room. It is illegal. 1704 01:13:51,970 --> 01:13:54,347 It's not illegal when, unfortunately, 1705 01:13:54,430 --> 01:13:56,933 there was actually an assault. 1706 01:13:57,016 --> 01:13:58,685 I know optically it's not ideal, 1707 01:13:58,768 --> 01:14:01,646 but I can't have them together in an unsupervised space. 1708 01:14:01,729 --> 01:14:03,565 -Are you kidding me? -So are we done here? 1709 01:14:04,899 --> 01:14:06,234 No, we're not. 1710 01:14:06,317 --> 01:14:07,235 EM'S MOM: Yes, we are. Come on. Let's go. 1711 01:14:07,318 --> 01:14:08,987 She didn't assault me, okay? 1712 01:14:09,070 --> 01:14:10,155 -That's stupid. -EM'S MOM: What? Honey... 1713 01:14:10,488 --> 01:14:13,950 (SIGHS) I broke my finger on accident. 1714 01:14:14,033 --> 01:14:15,577 I made this up because we were fighting. 1715 01:14:15,660 --> 01:14:17,370 -Is this true? -EM'S MOM: Emberlee. Please. 1716 01:14:17,453 --> 01:14:18,746 EM: No, please. Can you just stop 1717 01:14:18,830 --> 01:14:20,248 -telling me what to think! -You do not have to 1718 01:14:20,331 --> 01:14:21,416 defend her. I don't want you to say something 1719 01:14:21,499 --> 01:14:22,667 -you're gonna regret. -Mom! 1720 01:14:23,042 --> 01:14:24,419 Why don't we call the student mediation team? 1721 01:14:24,502 --> 01:14:26,171 Why would we call the student mediation team? 1722 01:14:26,254 --> 01:14:27,422 She just admitted that this has been a lie. 1723 01:14:27,505 --> 01:14:29,090 -Okay. -Listen, my daughter... 1724 01:14:29,174 --> 01:14:30,508 We're sitting here for no reason. 1725 01:14:30,592 --> 01:14:32,802 -Like we have nothing... -Shut up! Can I talk? 1726 01:14:33,720 --> 01:14:34,846 I... (SIGHS) 1727 01:14:34,929 --> 01:14:36,431 I don't think like that. 1728 01:14:36,514 --> 01:14:38,141 I don't. I don't think like you. 1729 01:14:39,601 --> 01:14:41,436 (SIGHS) Whoever jumped out of me that day... 1730 01:14:42,103 --> 01:14:44,814 That's not me. Or at least I don't want it to be. 1731 01:14:46,566 --> 01:14:47,567 I'm sorry. 1732 01:14:57,410 --> 01:14:59,078 -Goodbye. -EM'S MOM: Bye. 1733 01:14:59,162 --> 01:15:01,080 Always good to see you. 1734 01:15:13,927 --> 01:15:15,511 All right. 1735 01:15:15,595 --> 01:15:16,679 Thanks. 1736 01:15:17,430 --> 01:15:21,392 Thanks for everything today, 1737 01:15:21,476 --> 01:15:23,728 but you didn't have to. 1738 01:15:23,811 --> 01:15:25,230 All I wanna do is be here for you. 1739 01:15:25,313 --> 01:15:26,898 I get that, 1740 01:15:27,815 --> 01:15:32,737 but I don't want you to feel like you have to protect me 1741 01:15:32,820 --> 01:15:35,323 just because Dad refused to. 1742 01:15:36,157 --> 01:15:37,408 Kelsa. 1743 01:15:40,370 --> 01:15:42,705 The mess between me and your dad, 1744 01:15:43,831 --> 01:15:46,834 you can't think that's because of you and being trans. 1745 01:15:47,585 --> 01:15:50,129 I mean, yeah, of course it is. 1746 01:15:50,672 --> 01:15:53,383 I was such a burden on you both 1747 01:15:54,634 --> 01:15:55,843 that your marriage just couldn't take it. 1748 01:15:55,927 --> 01:15:58,012 You know our relationship was cracking 1749 01:15:58,096 --> 01:15:59,264 long before any of that. 1750 01:15:59,347 --> 01:16:00,515 And I was what finally broke it. 1751 01:16:00,598 --> 01:16:02,225 Mom, it's fine. 1752 01:16:02,600 --> 01:16:04,978 This is just what happens when you're trans. 1753 01:16:05,061 --> 01:16:06,854 My relationship couldn't take it either. 1754 01:16:06,938 --> 01:16:08,856 Like, it just is what it is. 1755 01:16:10,316 --> 01:16:12,568 Kelsa, no. Look at me. 1756 01:16:13,987 --> 01:16:15,405 Look at me. 1757 01:16:18,574 --> 01:16:21,786 Our relationship fell apart 1758 01:16:22,996 --> 01:16:24,289 for a million reasons 1759 01:16:24,372 --> 01:16:26,833 that had everything to do with me and him 1760 01:16:26,916 --> 01:16:29,043 and nothing to do with you. 1761 01:16:29,127 --> 01:16:30,086 Nothing. 1762 01:16:31,045 --> 01:16:35,967 You are the one thing we got right! 1763 01:16:36,968 --> 01:16:39,429 And what's happening now, 1764 01:16:39,512 --> 01:16:42,598 with him not choosing to be in your life, 1765 01:16:42,682 --> 01:16:44,600 that is his mistake. 1766 01:16:44,684 --> 01:16:48,354 That is his choice, his loss. 1767 01:16:48,438 --> 01:16:49,981 But I choose you. 1768 01:16:51,733 --> 01:16:52,942 I choose you. 1769 01:16:53,026 --> 01:16:55,194 Who you were then. Who you are now. 1770 01:16:55,278 --> 01:16:56,154 Law of averages! 1771 01:16:56,237 --> 01:16:58,781 Law of averages is a fallacy. 1772 01:16:59,324 --> 01:17:00,742 It's not real. 1773 01:17:00,825 --> 01:17:02,744 You can say it as many times as you want to, 1774 01:17:02,827 --> 01:17:04,078 but you are not average. 1775 01:17:04,162 --> 01:17:05,788 You are exceptional. 1776 01:17:05,872 --> 01:17:08,207 You are my incredibly exceptional, 1777 01:17:08,291 --> 01:17:10,251 beautiful daughter! 1778 01:17:10,918 --> 01:17:12,086 And what is unique about you 1779 01:17:12,170 --> 01:17:14,422 does not make you hard to love. 1780 01:17:14,505 --> 01:17:17,342 For anyone that is worthy of you, 1781 01:17:17,425 --> 01:17:23,431 you are the easiest thing to love in the world. 1782 01:17:27,560 --> 01:17:29,103 Do you hear me? 1783 01:17:32,940 --> 01:17:34,108 Come here. 1784 01:17:36,652 --> 01:17:38,404 Oh, girl. 1785 01:17:40,448 --> 01:17:41,991 I'm so sorry. 1786 01:17:44,410 --> 01:17:46,079 But I'm not sorry about that video, girl. 1787 01:17:46,162 --> 01:17:47,121 You can't put that back up. 1788 01:17:48,289 --> 01:17:49,290 I... 1789 01:17:49,957 --> 01:17:53,211 I took down my channel, so yeah. (CHUCKLES) 1790 01:17:53,294 --> 01:17:54,295 (SNIFFLES) 1791 01:17:54,379 --> 01:17:55,963 Keep it down. 1792 01:17:56,047 --> 01:17:59,133 You have a few months before you leave for college. 1793 01:17:59,217 --> 01:18:00,676 Make the most of it. 1794 01:18:05,932 --> 01:18:06,974 (SIGHS) 1795 01:18:07,058 --> 01:18:09,268 (R&B SONG PLAYING) 1796 01:18:10,603 --> 01:18:12,021 (EXHALES HEAVILY) 1797 01:18:15,691 --> 01:18:16,692 (PHONE CHIMES) 1798 01:18:20,530 --> 01:18:22,782 (R&B SONG CONTINUES) 1799 01:18:35,336 --> 01:18:36,337 Hey. 1800 01:18:36,963 --> 01:18:39,173 Wow. Are those for me? 1801 01:18:40,174 --> 01:18:41,384 Yeah. Yeah. 1802 01:18:41,467 --> 01:18:42,552 -Okay. -(BOTH CHUCKLE) 1803 01:18:43,469 --> 01:18:45,388 No one's ever got me flowers before. 1804 01:18:46,305 --> 01:18:48,891 Yeah, um, someone did it for me once. 1805 01:18:48,975 --> 01:18:51,394 It was a lot, 1806 01:18:51,769 --> 01:18:54,313 and also it was, like, the best thing ever. 1807 01:18:56,524 --> 01:18:57,817 -Listen, I'm sorry about... -KELSA: So, like, I... 1808 01:18:57,900 --> 01:18:59,902 -(CHUCKLES) -KHAL: I had this, 1809 01:18:59,986 --> 01:19:01,320 -like, big old speech... -You know, we don't have to... 1810 01:19:02,155 --> 01:19:03,197 Oh, okay. Um... 1811 01:19:03,281 --> 01:19:04,449 (CHUCKLES) 1812 01:19:04,866 --> 01:19:07,118 Why are we so awkward? (LAUGHS) 1813 01:19:07,743 --> 01:19:08,744 Uh... 1814 01:19:09,454 --> 01:19:10,955 -(SIGHS) -(KELSA CHUCKLES) 1815 01:19:14,292 --> 01:19:15,585 (LAUGHS) 1816 01:19:16,461 --> 01:19:18,754 (R&B SONG CONTINUES) 1817 01:19:33,644 --> 01:19:35,813 (IN BRITISH ACCENT) The human male courts the female 1818 01:19:35,897 --> 01:19:38,900 through the green abyss in a courting ritual, 1819 01:19:38,983 --> 01:19:41,152 hoping to get back together as mates, 1820 01:19:41,235 --> 01:19:43,905 and now thanks to this new Planet Earth technology, 1821 01:19:43,988 --> 01:19:47,158 we can finally witness this rare phenomenon! 1822 01:19:47,241 --> 01:19:49,410 (R&B SONG CONTINUES) 1823 01:20:13,100 --> 01:20:14,519 (SIGHS) 1824 01:20:14,602 --> 01:20:16,437 KHAL: Hey, Reddit. 1825 01:20:16,521 --> 01:20:18,981 I know it's been a few months since you've heard from me 1826 01:20:19,065 --> 01:20:20,775 and because you clearly can't seem 1827 01:20:20,858 --> 01:20:22,568 to get enough of my personal life, 1828 01:20:22,652 --> 01:20:25,029 here is one last update for you all. 1829 01:20:25,947 --> 01:20:27,156 KELSA: I can't look. I can't look. 1830 01:20:27,240 --> 01:20:28,950 KHAL: You nervous? KELSA: Yes, I'm nervous! 1831 01:20:29,033 --> 01:20:30,451 -KHAL: You should be. -Why wouldn't I be nervous? 1832 01:20:30,535 --> 01:20:31,911 Hit it. Hit it. 1833 01:20:31,994 --> 01:20:33,496 All right. I just did, but okay. 1834 01:20:33,579 --> 01:20:35,873 Here it is. I think this is the one. 1835 01:20:36,374 --> 01:20:37,959 You said that about the last seven times. 1836 01:20:38,042 --> 01:20:40,127 Yeah, well, Jesus. Just trying to spread good energy. 1837 01:20:40,211 --> 01:20:42,046 Okay, okay. I can't look. I can't look. 1838 01:20:42,129 --> 01:20:43,339 -Okay. -(GROANS) 1839 01:20:45,132 --> 01:20:46,509 Oh, man. Um... 1840 01:20:46,592 --> 01:20:47,677 What? 1841 01:20:48,636 --> 01:20:51,514 (SIGHS) Your mom's gonna be really bummed. 1842 01:20:53,057 --> 01:20:53,933 What? 1843 01:20:54,517 --> 01:20:56,519 You know, that you got into UCLA. 1844 01:20:56,602 --> 01:20:57,645 Oh, my God! 1845 01:20:57,728 --> 01:20:59,814 On a partial scholarship! 1846 01:20:59,897 --> 01:21:01,107 Oh, my God! 1847 01:21:01,190 --> 01:21:02,608 -Yes! -What? 1848 01:21:03,109 --> 01:21:05,069 KHAL: My girlfriend got into the college that she wanted 1849 01:21:05,152 --> 01:21:08,114 because she's the greatest mind of our generation. 1850 01:21:08,197 --> 01:21:11,534 And the future's looking pretty good for me too 1851 01:21:11,617 --> 01:21:13,953 because my parents finally came around. 1852 01:21:14,036 --> 01:21:14,870 -(SASAN CLEARS THROAT) -Who knew? 1853 01:21:15,413 --> 01:21:16,539 What? What's happening? 1854 01:21:17,373 --> 01:21:18,791 You're staying home. 1855 01:21:20,668 --> 01:21:22,753 (ALL CHEERING) 1856 01:21:22,837 --> 01:21:23,879 SASAN: Congrats! 1857 01:21:24,880 --> 01:21:26,507 -Oh, my baby! -KHAL: Thank you. 1858 01:21:26,591 --> 01:21:28,301 (LAUGHING) 1859 01:21:28,384 --> 01:21:29,927 -Congratulations. -KHAL: No, no, no! 1860 01:21:30,011 --> 01:21:31,512 -Do not touch me. -Get him, get him, get him! 1861 01:21:31,596 --> 01:21:35,057 ALL: River Point High! (CHEERING) 1862 01:21:35,141 --> 01:21:37,393 KHAL: Graduation's a strange concept. 1863 01:21:37,685 --> 01:21:39,520 You look around seeing faces 1864 01:21:39,604 --> 01:21:41,981 you'll probably never see again. 1865 01:21:42,064 --> 01:21:44,191 And ones you really hope you will. 1866 01:21:45,735 --> 01:21:47,028 Um, what else? 1867 01:21:47,653 --> 01:21:49,071 We spent pretty much every day of the summer together. 1868 01:21:49,989 --> 01:21:50,906 Well, maybe not. 1869 01:21:51,699 --> 01:21:52,783 Yeah, no, every day. 1870 01:21:52,867 --> 01:21:53,951 -MS. KIDD: Welcome. -Hey. 1871 01:21:54,035 --> 01:21:55,286 MS. KIDD: Entrez vous. 1872 01:21:55,369 --> 01:21:56,621 Hurry up. Come on. 1873 01:21:56,704 --> 01:21:57,663 KHAL: Thank you. 1874 01:21:58,289 --> 01:22:00,374 The place is all ours. 1875 01:22:00,458 --> 01:22:02,793 Welcome to the Warhol. 1876 01:22:02,877 --> 01:22:05,171 This is The Big C. 1877 01:22:05,254 --> 01:22:07,298 You know, my grandmother 1878 01:22:07,798 --> 01:22:10,551 and Andy's mother went to the same church. 1879 01:22:13,054 --> 01:22:14,805 Grace Jones. 1880 01:22:14,889 --> 01:22:16,641 All of this. 1881 01:22:16,724 --> 01:22:20,144 This is Marsha P. Johnson, Candy Darling... 1882 01:22:20,519 --> 01:22:23,522 Now, I met Candy Darling at the Pittsburgh Playhouse. 1883 01:22:23,606 --> 01:22:25,191 Gently, darlings. 1884 01:22:25,274 --> 01:22:26,692 (KHAL YELLING) 1885 01:22:26,776 --> 01:22:28,569 -Go, go, go. -(KHAL GRUNTING PLAYFULLY) 1886 01:22:28,653 --> 01:22:29,820 Easy, easy, easy. 1887 01:22:29,904 --> 01:22:31,113 Read the sign on the wall. 1888 01:22:31,197 --> 01:22:33,449 (UPBEAT POP SONG PLAYING) 1889 01:22:35,326 --> 01:22:37,370 KELSA: Well, my mom finally decided 1890 01:22:37,453 --> 01:22:38,746 to give me back my computer. 1891 01:22:39,246 --> 01:22:41,957 So, I'm here to update you on the latest. 1892 01:22:42,041 --> 01:22:44,960 I've always been so focused on how to just survive, 1893 01:22:45,044 --> 01:22:48,297 but now I'm actually thinking beyond that. 1894 01:22:48,381 --> 01:22:50,549 I can be soft and flawed. 1895 01:22:50,633 --> 01:22:52,259 I can make mistakes. 1896 01:22:52,343 --> 01:22:54,011 I can let myself go and trust 1897 01:22:54,095 --> 01:22:56,222 that people will love me for me. 1898 01:22:56,889 --> 01:22:58,766 I'm actually excited about what's to come. 1899 01:22:59,433 --> 01:23:00,935 For the first time in my life, 1900 01:23:01,018 --> 01:23:03,938 I truly feel anything's possible for me. 1901 01:23:05,022 --> 01:23:07,566 KHAL: Our summer together... 1902 01:23:08,984 --> 01:23:10,194 was magical. 1903 01:23:10,945 --> 01:23:13,656 But we both knew what came next. 1904 01:23:18,285 --> 01:23:22,123 Okay, so they're closing in five minutes. 1905 01:23:25,084 --> 01:23:26,794 We supposedly came here to talk, 1906 01:23:28,129 --> 01:23:29,672 so should we just do it? 1907 01:23:31,090 --> 01:23:32,258 Yeah. 1908 01:23:33,008 --> 01:23:34,385 Okay. 1909 01:23:36,637 --> 01:23:37,638 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 1910 01:23:38,347 --> 01:23:39,932 Talk mode. 1911 01:23:40,015 --> 01:23:41,767 -Talk mode. -Um... 1912 01:23:42,810 --> 01:23:46,981 So, summer is ending soon. 1913 01:23:47,064 --> 01:23:49,567 I am aware of that, yeah. 1914 01:23:50,693 --> 01:23:52,361 Yeah. Uh... 1915 01:23:54,947 --> 01:23:56,866 So, what's gonna happen with us? 1916 01:23:58,617 --> 01:24:00,619 Well, you wanna do long distance? 1917 01:24:01,787 --> 01:24:04,206 (DOWNTEMPO MUSIC PLAYING) 1918 01:24:10,337 --> 01:24:11,338 No. 1919 01:24:12,506 --> 01:24:13,883 KHAL: Yeah. 1920 01:24:13,966 --> 01:24:15,509 KELSA: Right? Like, it would only be 1921 01:24:15,593 --> 01:24:17,386 about us meeting up for Thanksgiving, 1922 01:24:18,012 --> 01:24:19,513 New Year's, 1923 01:24:19,597 --> 01:24:20,765 summer, 1924 01:24:21,515 --> 01:24:24,769 until one of us meets someone else 1925 01:24:24,852 --> 01:24:26,353 and breaks the other one's heart. 1926 01:24:27,396 --> 01:24:29,398 KHAL: Yeah, that sounds very, very complicated. 1927 01:24:30,566 --> 01:24:31,567 KELSA: Yeah. 1928 01:24:36,739 --> 01:24:39,784 I feel like for the first time in my life, 1929 01:24:39,867 --> 01:24:43,037 I can just exist in this world. 1930 01:24:44,538 --> 01:24:45,539 And... 1931 01:24:47,666 --> 01:24:49,627 I know it's gonna be hard, 1932 01:24:51,295 --> 01:24:54,298 but I don't want to just exist. 1933 01:24:56,467 --> 01:24:59,303 I need to find out what else I'm capable of. 1934 01:24:59,386 --> 01:25:00,930 KHAL: I agree, yeah. 1935 01:25:01,972 --> 01:25:03,307 So, um... 1936 01:25:10,105 --> 01:25:12,149 Are we broken up then, I guess? 1937 01:25:17,404 --> 01:25:18,656 KELSA: I'm gonna miss you so much. 1938 01:25:19,573 --> 01:25:20,658 KHAL: Me too. 1939 01:25:28,123 --> 01:25:31,377 I'm gonna walk home alone if that's okay? 1940 01:25:31,460 --> 01:25:32,711 Yeah, yeah. 1941 01:25:32,795 --> 01:25:35,047 I'm just gonna, you know, stick around here. 1942 01:25:36,590 --> 01:25:38,592 Okay. Okay. 1943 01:25:43,347 --> 01:25:44,348 Kelsa, wait. 1944 01:25:47,268 --> 01:25:49,353 (DOWNTEMPO MUSIC CONTINUES) 1945 01:25:59,613 --> 01:26:00,948 I love you. 1946 01:26:01,824 --> 01:26:03,117 I love you. 1947 01:26:07,997 --> 01:26:09,206 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 1948 01:26:10,374 --> 01:26:12,418 (BOTH LAUGH) 1949 01:26:12,501 --> 01:26:13,627 Okay. 1950 01:26:13,711 --> 01:26:16,255 Well, you know since we're breaking up, 1951 01:26:16,338 --> 01:26:20,009 I don't wanna feel like I missed anything. 1952 01:26:20,801 --> 01:26:21,927 Okay... (CHUCKLES) 1953 01:26:22,678 --> 01:26:24,638 I'm trying to think if, 1954 01:26:24,722 --> 01:26:27,224 you know, there's something about you that I don't know. 1955 01:26:30,227 --> 01:26:32,271 Okay. I know what that is. 1956 01:26:32,354 --> 01:26:33,355 Okay? 1957 01:26:35,649 --> 01:26:36,942 What's your favorite animal? 1958 01:26:41,071 --> 01:26:42,072 Huh. 1959 01:26:45,618 --> 01:26:47,328 Believe it or not, I don't know. 1960 01:26:47,953 --> 01:26:48,954 (CHUCKLES) 1961 01:26:50,164 --> 01:26:52,166 -I'd have to think about it. -(BOTH LAUGH) 1962 01:26:54,168 --> 01:26:55,127 Um... 1963 01:26:55,586 --> 01:26:56,629 Okay. 1964 01:27:15,022 --> 01:27:16,440 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 1965 01:27:16,523 --> 01:27:18,692 (DOWNTEMPO MUSIC CONTINUES) 1966 01:27:34,416 --> 01:27:36,752 KHAL: Kelsa taught me a lot of things. 1967 01:27:37,878 --> 01:27:40,631 And while nothing is permanent, 1968 01:27:40,714 --> 01:27:43,425 I will always be grateful for what we had. 1969 01:27:44,426 --> 01:27:48,555 And with that, I am signing off. 1970 01:27:52,017 --> 01:27:53,560 GIRL: Come on, let the master work. 1971 01:27:53,644 --> 01:27:55,354 Stop! I'll catch up in a bit. 1972 01:27:55,437 --> 01:27:56,647 BOY: See you over there. 1973 01:27:57,606 --> 01:27:58,482 (LAPTOP CHIMES) 1974 01:28:12,079 --> 01:28:13,288 (COMPUTER CHIMES) 1975 01:28:20,379 --> 01:28:21,755 Hello. 1976 01:28:21,839 --> 01:28:23,882 Um, don't mind the new background. 1977 01:28:23,966 --> 01:28:26,593 I did move into a college dorm, 1978 01:28:26,677 --> 01:28:29,555 and a little incident last year 1979 01:28:29,638 --> 01:28:31,849 slightly upped my subscriber count, 1980 01:28:31,932 --> 01:28:33,142 but don't worry. 1981 01:28:33,392 --> 01:28:35,185 I'm still me, giving you the best 1982 01:28:35,269 --> 01:28:38,939 in slightly-above-par trans YouTube content. 1983 01:28:40,482 --> 01:28:42,276 I was asked this question a while ago 1984 01:28:42,359 --> 01:28:44,570 by someone I love. 1985 01:28:44,653 --> 01:28:48,574 And I think I finally have the answer. 1986 01:28:48,657 --> 01:28:50,701 So, here we go. 1987 01:28:50,784 --> 01:28:52,202 (BIRD CALLING) 1988 01:28:52,453 --> 01:28:54,079 The marsh harrier is a bird of prey 1989 01:28:54,163 --> 01:28:57,833 that makes its home over fields and reed beds. 1990 01:28:57,916 --> 01:29:01,420 And it's known for its sharp and precise hunting, 1991 01:29:01,503 --> 01:29:04,048 as well as its daring courtship displays. 1992 01:29:04,673 --> 01:29:07,968 About two years into their lifespan, 1993 01:29:08,052 --> 01:29:11,221 some males will undergo a metamorphosis 1994 01:29:11,305 --> 01:29:13,474 which changes the color 1995 01:29:13,557 --> 01:29:15,851 of some of their feathers from a foggy gray 1996 01:29:15,934 --> 01:29:18,979 to the creamy brown likeness of the female. 1997 01:29:19,063 --> 01:29:22,524 So, I like to say my favorite animal 1998 01:29:22,608 --> 01:29:24,443 is the marsh harrier 1999 01:29:24,526 --> 01:29:30,032 because of its magnificent and unique sky-dancing antics. 2000 01:29:30,657 --> 01:29:33,535 But to myself, I can say, 2001 01:29:33,619 --> 01:29:38,874 "Look at that beautiful, talented trans girl, 2002 01:29:38,957 --> 01:29:42,961 "and look how high she soars." 2003 01:29:44,588 --> 01:29:47,007 (UPBEAT SOUL SONG PLAYING) 2004 01:30:42,062 --> 01:30:44,565 (UPBEAT SOUL SONG CONTINUES) 2005 01:31:34,656 --> 01:31:37,159 (UPBEAT SOUL SONG CONTINUES)